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#42 - Picture 07/31/2013 on Teenage mutant female turtles +26
#63 - grumps is what i am, i need at least four coffees before i'm e… 07/31/2013 on Different Types of Morning... 0
#4 - ask for a damn pine cone 07/30/2013 on Ice Cream 0
#16 - Comment deleted 07/29/2013 on How to cook a steak like a... -1
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on How to cook a steak like a... -1
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#9 - mfw i was told what it was, it's surprisingly erotic and i can… 07/29/2013 on Buko No Pico +4
#7 - **** you, my moms a whore and you know she,s a re… 07/28/2013 on SpongeBoob -2
#7 - i ride to the train station because i cant be ****** … 07/25/2013 on Biker 0
#9 - so does that mean my 132 iq means i'm a genius?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on Facts about life 0
User avatar #11 - teranin (07/25/2013) [-]
it means you have genius level learning ability, yes. The troublesome thing with IQ is that it is more of a measurement of how quickly you can learn and think dynamically, without really touching on the more abstract aspects of intelligence.
#24 - feel like sharing that link?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Peaches 0
User avatar #35 - daftiduck (07/22/2013) [-]
Use the spoiler in #7
#67 - well jews believe jesus existed but that he wasnt their savior… 07/22/2013 on "gods" and "God" are not... +1
#4 - Picture 07/15/2013 on This is some weird shit. 0
#4 - Comment deleted 07/15/2013 on Rap is Crap +1
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#9 - same for being a chef 07/15/2013 on Working in a Shop 0
#22 - Picture 07/15/2013 on 4chan, not all that bad 0
#12 - i do it at work, i tell them exactly what i think of them but … 07/05/2013 on Being a cunt syndrome 0
#4 - killed about 10 before i died on my 19th try before i quit 07/02/2013 on Attack on Titan Game (info... +5
#118 - i dont have time for tims **** , he's just a guy i… 07/02/2013 on every day on fb 0
#94 - tim can ****** wait, he aint seeing my pictures  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on every day on fb +1
User avatar #117 - threeeighteen (07/02/2013) [-]
Dude, Tim has cancer, he won't be alive for much longer.
#118 - doggstar (07/02/2013) [-]
i dont have time for tims shit, he's just a guy i spoke to once and that's it
#89 - the earliest photo of me on the net is 4 years old... i haven'…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on every day on fb 0
User avatar #93 - threeeighteen (07/02/2013) [-]
Better get one soon, Tim won't be lasting much longer.
#94 - doggstar (07/02/2013) [-]
tim can fucken wait, he aint seeing my pictures
User avatar #117 - threeeighteen (07/02/2013) [-]
Dude, Tim has cancer, he won't be alive for much longer.
#118 - doggstar (07/02/2013) [-]
i dont have time for tims shit, he's just a guy i spoke to once and that's it
#178 - i dont have a problem with the exercise, hell i excercise ever… 07/02/2013 on Body Image 0
#1 - jinkies*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Jenkies! +16
User avatar #15 - jdistasio (07/02/2013) [-]
My bad :p haha
#8 - thanks  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Puns 0
#9 - batking (07/01/2013) [-]
welcome
#13 - rdobet (07/01/2013) [-]
Found the Plumber
User avatar #19 - thecopyninja (07/01/2013) [-]
you mean chemist?
#29 - rdobet (07/01/2013) [-]
Either one really works, I just thought Plumber was funnier
User avatar #32 - thecopyninja (07/01/2013) [-]
no you see the joke it that a chemist would pronounce it un-ionized, and a plumber would say it union-ized, so they dont both work
#33 - rdobet (07/02/2013) [-]
I got the joke, only one I didn't really get was the roman one.

Other than that, I was going with the pretty common belief here that union workers are generally just trying to get paid more for learning less. Yada yada.

At least that's what my teachers told me
User avatar #34 - thecopyninja (07/02/2013) [-]
what does that have to do with this convo at all
#5 - i dont get the last one  [+] (9 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Puns 0
#6 - batking (07/01/2013) [-]
un-ionized
#8 - doggstar (07/01/2013) [-]
thanks
#9 - batking (07/01/2013) [-]
welcome
#13 - rdobet (07/01/2013) [-]
Found the Plumber
User avatar #19 - thecopyninja (07/01/2013) [-]
you mean chemist?
#29 - rdobet (07/01/2013) [-]
Either one really works, I just thought Plumber was funnier
User avatar #32 - thecopyninja (07/01/2013) [-]
no you see the joke it that a chemist would pronounce it un-ionized, and a plumber would say it union-ized, so they dont both work
#33 - rdobet (07/02/2013) [-]
I got the joke, only one I didn't really get was the roman one.

Other than that, I was going with the pretty common belief here that union workers are generally just trying to get paid more for learning less. Yada yada.

At least that's what my teachers told me
User avatar #34 - thecopyninja (07/02/2013) [-]
what does that have to do with this convo at all
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#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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