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| #19 - why hasn't there been a pre-emptive strike proposal.. or has t… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/16/2013 on Sit down and stop fooling... | 0 |
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| #26 - he's like voldemort.. he did great things, terrible, but great things | 04/16/2013 on Seems Legit.... | 0 |
| #22 - he was times man of the year at one point.. now he must've bee… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/16/2013 on Seems Legit.... | 0 |
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TardytheTurtle (04/16/2013) [-] man of the year isn't for the best person, just the most influential and since everyone else in 1937 was a pussy, he won | ||
| #3 - Picture | 04/15/2013 on War against North Korea | +15 |
| #61 - nah, i'm a chef but i like using the element of surprise when … | 04/15/2013 on Punk'D Disney | 0 |
| #24 - it was supposed to be part of a whole sleeve of full metal alc… [+] (1 new reply) | 04/15/2013 on Edwards face is priceless | 0 |
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| #23 - just so you know. if you said that to my face i'd have kicked … | 04/15/2013 on The Feel Deal | 0 |
| #13 - i have that tattooed on my arm. [+] (4 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Edwards face is priceless | 0 |
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| #22 - i would never get a neck tattoo, i'd tattoo every other part o… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Punk'D Disney | +1 |
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N. Korean citizen (04/15/2013) [-] That's funny. It's almost as if life isn't doing what you love and being who you are rather than being appropriate for job interviews and making money. | ||
| #21 - now if only i was cool enough to get with chicks like that | 04/15/2013 on Punk'D Disney | 0 |
| #36 - sledge thundercock is a good name | 04/15/2013 on Dragon Bowl - Name | 0 |
| #34 - will do | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | +1 |
| #12 - now this is good | 04/15/2013 on Quote from my dad | 0 |
| #32 - i dont have many so i'll only be having a few glasses of scotch [+] (2 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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| #30 - i'll have a drink for all of my internet buddies.. you included [+] (4 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking | ||
| #28 - damn straight.. now it may only be 10:55 am but i'm on holiday… [+] (6 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking | ||
| #26 - i get lonely sometimes and become depressed but then i just re… [+] (8 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] well I guess if you don't mind that' all that really matter right?? #31
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking | ||
| #24 - i might.... i've just accepted the way i am and i'm used to it [+] (10 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] well I guess if you don't mind that' all that really matter right?? #31
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking | ||
| #21 - too introverted too be good sadly.. i panic when i'm in publi… [+] (12 new replies) | 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] damn dude..... I think.... you might... like need some help?? #27
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] well I guess if you don't mind that' all that really matter right?? #31
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking | ||
| #28 - no, no you are not. | 04/15/2013 on memory skills | +1 |
| #16 - well considering i've been abandoned by my family and i have n… [+] (14 new replies) | 04/14/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse | 0 |
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] I know what that's like... should get some freinds it makes things bette r #22
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] damn dude..... I think.... you might... like need some help?? #27
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] well I guess if you don't mind that' all that really matter right?? #31
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sparkyoneonetwo (04/15/2013) [-] if I had a drink for all my internet buddies I'd die before I was half done drinking | ||
| #10 - he was cool about it in front of his daughter but when we got … [+] (1 new reply) | 04/14/2013 on So sexual | -1 |
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swimmingprodigy (04/15/2013) [-] oh wow thats.....cute. Ya the girl's mother never found out (or maybe she had suspicions, idk. I only got I think 3 or 4 BJs off of that girl before I stopped coming over her house. She was like in love with me and had pretty low self esteem which is the only reason she did it in the first place. We weren't going out or anything. I told her I didnt want a relationship and she said she was fine; then she said she wanted me to take her virginity on her 18th birthday which is when I slowly started backin away and told her I didnt like her like that. I think that fucked her up a bit. She has a black bf now. | ||
| #14 - vladmir in a helicopter shooting bitches in poland.. makes a b… | 04/14/2013 on Putin's plan | 0 |
| #6 - it's a real big turn on before you actually fuck.. but we got … [+] (3 new replies) | 04/14/2013 on So sexual | -1 |
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swimmingprodigy (04/14/2013) [-] hah oh thats hilarious. What happened? Closest Ive ever been to getting caught but not really was when I was at the girl's house and she was blowing me in her room. She had a general time for when her mother was supposed to come home but it varied slightly. At this point is was around 5 minutes before her mother usually gets home so she was working really hard to finish me off. And when I finally did finish, not 30 seconds after, her mom came home and the girl BSed how we had to do an english project together for school (we were in the same AP English class). And then the mother insisted I stay and she fed me and we talked for an hour and I had to act all innocent. You have no idea how hard I had to control myself to refrain me from blurting out "My penis was in your daughter's mouth 5 minutes before you came home." It was hilarious #10
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doggstar (04/14/2013) [-] he was cool about it in front of his daughter but when we got outside he threatened to chop my balls off and feed it to his rottweiler if he ever saw me around there again. now i lived in a bad area so i believed him considering he had a reputation for beating the shit out of anyone who fucked with him... i think the only thing that saved my ass was that he got his drugs off my uncle #17
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swimmingprodigy (04/15/2013) [-] oh wow thats.....cute. Ya the girl's mother never found out (or maybe she had suspicions, idk. I only got I think 3 or 4 BJs off of that girl before I stopped coming over her house. She was like in love with me and had pretty low self esteem which is the only reason she did it in the first place. We weren't going out or anything. I told her I didnt want a relationship and she said she was fine; then she said she wanted me to take her virginity on her 18th birthday which is when I slowly started backin away and told her I didnt like her like that. I think that fucked her up a bit. She has a black bf now. | ||
| #4 - it's called hungry jacks in australia | 04/14/2013 on I don't even know... | 0 |
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waffies (01/13/2013) [-] just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
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doggstar ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
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waffies (01/13/2013) [-] A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
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doggstar ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
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waffies (01/13/2013) [-] Well, who else knows of your "plan"?
To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.
I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.
In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/
My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.
I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.
In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/
My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
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doggstar ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
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waffies (01/13/2013) [-] Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?
Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
