Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

doggstar    

Rank #11246 on Comments
no avatar Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Offline
Send mail to doggstar Block doggstar Invite doggstar to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:6/27/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11246
Highest Content Rank:#21234
Highest Comment Rank:#1562
Content Thumbs: 6 total,  3 ,  9
Comment Thumbs: 3438 total,  4091 ,  653
Content Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level -3 Content: Sort of disliked → Level -1 Content: Sort of disliked
Comment Level Progress: 23% (23/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:818
Total Comments Made:1643
FJ Points:110

latest user's comments

#15 - hear hear, i have no sympathy for those who end their own live… 08/20/2013 on Time for feels! 0
#12 - Comment deleted 08/20/2013 on I dont even.... +1
#4 - Picture 08/20/2013 on powerthirst ! 0
#3 - that's what i do, i keep trying to get better in the bedroom for her.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on I might have rustled some... +14
#20 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
That's sweet
#9 - and canadians seem so polite, watch out folks  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2013 on Crimes Against Humanity 0
User avatar #10 - capinsquiggles (08/20/2013) [-]
Most of us are, the government on the other hand is a different story.
#1 - oh yeah!!!!! 08/20/2013 on Poor lil guy! +33
#546 - exactly, turn random obstacles invisible and watch people cras… 08/20/2013 on Choose 0
#462 - you can turn things invisible, sure you can teleport into a ba…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Choose 0
User avatar #466 - trollchildxy (08/20/2013) [-]
Conceal your identity, with a ski mask.

However invisibility can give you something much easier than teleportation would. which is information. Go into the white house and listen to EVERYTHING then blackmail them bitches under an alias with a letter that will turn invisible the moment they are done reading it. LOL

Teleportation is just more... practical to me. But the more i think about invisibility... it would be shit tonnes of fun.
#546 - doggstar (08/20/2013) [-]
exactly, turn random obstacles invisible and watch people crash everywhere
#41 - i hear you brotha, could do with a few more seasons myself 08/20/2013 on Black lagoon logic. 0
#447 - teleport sounds cool, but with invisibility you can do so much more  [+] (4 new replies) 08/20/2013 on Choose 0
User avatar #453 - trollchildxy (08/20/2013) [-]
Well in my opinion I think of it like this, what can invisibility get you that teleportation cannot?
#462 - doggstar (08/20/2013) [-]
you can turn things invisible, sure you can teleport into a bank and take as much as possible and be out in minutes, but what of the cameras? if you turn the money invisible you can take a decent amount each time instead of risking your neck in one big heist
User avatar #466 - trollchildxy (08/20/2013) [-]
Conceal your identity, with a ski mask.

However invisibility can give you something much easier than teleportation would. which is information. Go into the white house and listen to EVERYTHING then blackmail them bitches under an alias with a letter that will turn invisible the moment they are done reading it. LOL

Teleportation is just more... practical to me. But the more i think about invisibility... it would be shit tonnes of fun.
#546 - doggstar (08/20/2013) [-]
exactly, turn random obstacles invisible and watch people crash everywhere
#17 - g'day mate  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Freedom +12
#155 - anonymous (08/19/2013) [-]
i think aussie's win and our bird can't even fly, they just run you down and disembowel you
#7 - ive never had a party. never had enough friends for one 08/17/2013 on Anyone Else? +1
#44 - i bred enough so i had one of each and an eevee 08/16/2013 on Feels right there 0
#71 - **doggstar rolls 2** **** you 08/16/2013 on Uncle Mickey -1
#70 - **doggstar rolls 9** will i have sex soon  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Uncle Mickey 0
User avatar #76 - clockworkseven (08/16/2013) [-]
Adios, amigo!
#71 - doggstar (08/16/2013) [-]
**doggstar rolls 2** fuck you
#89 - im a chef and i mostly live off noodles. 08/15/2013 on Junkfood chart of misery 0
#34 - <banksfw being taken to court 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... +10
#70 - i do this at jb when i get the chance, they end up messing it … 08/14/2013 on How to spend saturday night +1
#37 - ****** loved the cow level, always some good loot…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2013 on Video Game Facts #20 +1
#81 - nunuman (08/13/2013) [-]
And when you saw the bolts of lightning... Insta logout!
#44 - bazda (08/13/2013) [-]
Diablo 2 epitomized. Epic times.
#17 - how is the weather there shark? 08/13/2013 on There's been a recent flood... 0
#40 - i cant eat red meat anymore because it makes me sick when i do… 08/13/2013 on I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!!!! 0
#105 - my favorite chant. i wanna be a u.s marine, big mother … 08/12/2013 on Marines +6
#2 - ha, someone tried to steal my bike last night, i left it at th… 08/10/2013 on . 0
#451 - swift death... 08/10/2013 on Description. 0
#39 - i have 23 at 1 minute intervals 08/10/2013 on Shit +1
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2100

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you ****** ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
 Friends (0)