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#63 - yes, yes i am 09/18/2013 on What to do when having sex 0
#6 - it's a shiny, catch it! 09/18/2013 on why nature... +2
#13 - well i had a bad expirience a few years ago when my boyfriend …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2013 on What to do when having sex 0
User avatar #16 - myfourthaccount (09/18/2013) [-]
Wait, are you bi? Because your comment makes no sense if you aren't.
#63 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
yes, yes i am
#50 - nandaaz (09/18/2013) [-]
Also, how on earth can someone manage to bite half of the foreskin in half? Something like that doesn't happen on accident
#64 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
it wasn't, he was a bit of a nut job and just chomped down
#66 - nandaaz (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and even I cringe when reading that
#33 - honestly, i never liked him, i moved out of my parents place w… 09/18/2013 on Its a good day 0
#31 - i earn my money and payed my way and his way for half a year, …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Its a good day 0
User avatar #32 - ilikearabs (09/18/2013) [-]
I hope you and your brother work out you differences bro. I also hope he gets his shit together. I'd be lying if i know what your experiencing. Im an unemployed university student who is living off my parents. I know its none of my business bro, im sorry for intruding. I rely wish you the best, i just can imagine myself betraying my older brother like that. Never asked for a dime form him though.
#33 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
honestly, i never liked him, i moved out of my parents place when i turned 17 and got my own after i got an apprenticeship as a chef, i haven't spoken to them much since i left for years ago last time i saw them was at my sisters wedding
#1 - silly Obama, don't you know that's how Clinton the party presi… 09/18/2013 on obama!! noooo! 0
#3 - i did the same with my gf, she keeps money and **** … 09/18/2013 on THE EVERYDAY PROBLEM SOLUTION 0
#5 - deadpool for me 09/18/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... +1
#11 - tobias 4:23 09/18/2013 on Why do bad things happen to... 0
#39 - i have to go with none, the negatives completely outweigh the … 09/18/2013 on Choose Wisely 0
#2 - i look 15 when i shave, it sucks because then i get carded for smokes  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on Sounds about right +2
#18 - chiktikkavaspaus (09/18/2013) [-]
Don't smoke then. Smokins bad, mkay?
#10 - i like it too, i cant stand unnatural light. but during the da…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2013 on What to do when having sex 0
User avatar #12 - hemming (09/18/2013) [-]
Don't enjoy blowjobs?
Are you sure she isn't just awful at it?
#13 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
well i had a bad expirience a few years ago when my boyfriend at the time bit my forskin in half and left me with a scar... but she's pretty alright at it,
User avatar #16 - myfourthaccount (09/18/2013) [-]
Wait, are you bi? Because your comment makes no sense if you aren't.
#63 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
yes, yes i am
#50 - nandaaz (09/18/2013) [-]
Also, how on earth can someone manage to bite half of the foreskin in half? Something like that doesn't happen on accident
#64 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
it wasn't, he was a bit of a nut job and just chomped down
#66 - nandaaz (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and even I cringe when reading that
#6 - that's basically my diet and i'm a qualified chef 09/18/2013 on mcdonalds on my nipples 0
#23 - personally i prefer brunettes. 09/18/2013 on I Liked Redhead's as a kid -1
#3 - well, that's basically what stoned to death means 09/18/2013 on DOWN BOY! 0
#17 - i know how you feel man, my older brother sold a bunch of my g…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Its a good day +8
User avatar #30 - ilikearabs (09/18/2013) [-]
thats deserved, but he's your brother man......beat his ass and move on.
#31 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
i earn my money and payed my way and his way for half a year, all he did was leech off me, my father and my mom, he lost all my respect when i found a tin of money i kept for emergencies was pilfered by him and he used it to buy drugs. besides he's only my step brother and has only been so for 7 years
User avatar #32 - ilikearabs (09/18/2013) [-]
I hope you and your brother work out you differences bro. I also hope he gets his shit together. I'd be lying if i know what your experiencing. Im an unemployed university student who is living off my parents. I know its none of my business bro, im sorry for intruding. I rely wish you the best, i just can imagine myself betraying my older brother like that. Never asked for a dime form him though.
#33 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
honestly, i never liked him, i moved out of my parents place when i turned 17 and got my own after i got an apprenticeship as a chef, i haven't spoken to them much since i left for years ago last time i saw them was at my sisters wedding
#163 - i agree, sure i would never be caught dead in one but i know a… 09/17/2013 on (untitled) +1
#7 - just download it from pirate bay 09/17/2013 on 50th anniversary trailer 0
#62 - Picture 09/11/2013 on Noooo! +15
#12 - i know, but he was the first person i thought of 09/11/2013 on WOW 0
#21 - you mother ****** , i will slaughter your family a… 09/11/2013 on Best greentext story ever. +80
#1 - and i now have a new favorite big cat 09/11/2013 on Steve Irwin reincarnated 0
#7 - sorry mate, you came second... you should do like Leonardo DiC…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on WOW +24
#11 - junkinator (09/11/2013) [-]
Low blow...
#12 - doggstar (09/11/2013) [-]
i know, but he was the first person i thought of
#3 - well maybe if she kept her legs closed you wouldn't have had t… 09/10/2013 on I-75 closed +2
#6 - 21, 1 girlfriend, started dating 5 months ago but were friends… 09/10/2013 on competition 0
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#18 - waffies ONLINE (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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