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doggstar

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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
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#6 - i too am a mistake, my mother liked to joke about it all the t… 09/27/2013 on Brocoli 0
#12 - sometimes, i usually just nod and smile, people at work took m… 09/27/2013 on When i have a successful... 0
#4 - good thing i shave my pubes regularly 09/27/2013 on I think I'll pass 0
#1 - im on medium at the moment  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on Game 0
User avatar #2 - sinery (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to acquire the game.
#54 - deadpool is the weapon, he has many accessories and tools though 09/25/2013 on That works. 0
#24 - i'd give a wink as well 09/25/2013 on A tip for the shy bro's 0
#137 - ive lost an account or two due to bad behavior 09/23/2013 on Name Colors 0
#84 - my current one 09/23/2013 on My Wallpaper 0
#3 - i used to be able to throw cards. i liked using old bank cards… 09/23/2013 on How to throw cards +4
#18 - i agree, when i shower with my girlfriend thats all i really do 09/23/2013 on Can The Ladies Confirm This 0
#12 - may i ask just how it's pronounced? ive always thought leaf wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on What a lovely time of year 0
User avatar #16 - FrogsOfTheSea (09/23/2013) [-]
I think it might vary slightly depending on which country you're in (Sweden, Norway, Denmark etc.) but in Sweden it's pronounced Layf (rhymes with safe).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif#Pronunciation more information on how to pronounce it here if you want
#24 - i'm a grown man ma, i can decide what type of woman i want.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Oh Mother... 0
User avatar #26 - calawesome (09/23/2013) [-]
you know, they say a man wants a woman who reminds him of his mother....

If that's true, then my mother is a dirty, dirty girl.
#72 - mfw im skinny fat 09/23/2013 on Do you lift? +1
#29 - not at all, its a bug that spreads fast, if the chef all get i… 09/20/2013 on diarrhea 0
#5 - works for my work, having gastro can shut a restaurant down if…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2013 on diarrhea +1
#14 - livinglegacy (09/19/2013) [-]
"How'd you manage to get your whole restaurant shut down?"
"I wasn't careful enough and accidentally shit in the soup."
#29 - doggstar (09/20/2013) [-]
not at all, its a bug that spreads fast, if the chef all get it then no food can be served and if it spreads to customers it can cause a panic
#64 - it wasn't, he was a bit of a nut job and just chomped down  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on What to do when having sex 0
User avatar #66 - nandaaz (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and even I cringe when reading that
#63 - yes, yes i am 09/18/2013 on What to do when having sex 0
#6 - it's a shiny, catch it! 09/18/2013 on why nature... +2
#13 - well i had a bad expirience a few years ago when my boyfriend …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2013 on What to do when having sex 0
User avatar #16 - myfourthaccount (09/18/2013) [-]
Wait, are you bi? Because your comment makes no sense if you aren't.
#63 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
yes, yes i am
User avatar #50 - nandaaz (09/18/2013) [-]
Also, how on earth can someone manage to bite half of the foreskin in half? Something like that doesn't happen on accident
#64 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
it wasn't, he was a bit of a nut job and just chomped down
User avatar #66 - nandaaz (09/19/2013) [-]
I'm a girl and even I cringe when reading that
#33 - honestly, i never liked him, i moved out of my parents place w… 09/18/2013 on Its a good day 0
#31 - i earn my money and payed my way and his way for half a year, …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Its a good day 0
User avatar #32 - ilikearabs (09/18/2013) [-]
I hope you and your brother work out you differences bro. I also hope he gets his shit together. I'd be lying if i know what your experiencing. Im an unemployed university student who is living off my parents. I know its none of my business bro, im sorry for intruding. I rely wish you the best, i just can imagine myself betraying my older brother like that. Never asked for a dime form him though.
#33 - doggstar (09/18/2013) [-]
honestly, i never liked him, i moved out of my parents place when i turned 17 and got my own after i got an apprenticeship as a chef, i haven't spoken to them much since i left for years ago last time i saw them was at my sisters wedding
#1 - silly Obama, don't you know that's how Clinton the party presi… 09/18/2013 on obama!! noooo! 0
#3 - i did the same with my gf, she keeps money and **** in … 09/18/2013 on THE EVERYDAY PROBLEM SOLUTION 0
#5 - deadpool for me 09/18/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... +1
#11 - tobias 4:23 09/18/2013 on Why do bad things happen to... 0

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#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
Well hello there! I was doing a big friends-list check, looking in on people I havent talked to in forever and a half, and saw our old conversation below! How's life broski?
#17 - anonymous (09/18/2013) [-]
you faggot ****** , log in and say it like a man next time
User avatar #16 - amissingmouse (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey
#14 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (04/09/2013) [-]
ARE YOU THE REAL DIRTY DAN?
#15 to #14 - doggstar (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#1 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
just saw your comment on the motorcycle crash gif, about repeating the act as a way of killing yourself, were you serious?
#2 to #1 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
yes. it's a plan i've had since i was 13
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
there's a million things i could ask, but im gonna go with two:

1.) Any particular reason why?

2.) You wanna talk about it?
#4 to #3 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i dont really know why. one day i just decided i wanted to off myself when i was 21. i guess i just never wanted to grow old and become a burdan on society or my family and i thought since i'll officially be classed as an adult by my elders and my youngers i figured i could just get into(or cause) an accident that would take my life. people would just see it as a tragedy, a simple unforseen scenerio....
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
A burden on society? Why do you think you'd be that? From what i can tell you're just as good a human being as anyone i know. At least i see no reason to think that you'd ever become a burden. There's no reason to do it if there's nothing to gain on any state of mind :/
#6 to #5 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
i know. i've been conflicted lately because i've had the plan for 8 years. it is sound i have the bike the area in which i am to crash is mapped out. but the past year i've gained friends and have gotten better at work, even my medical conditions are improving. i dont want to do it but subconsciously i do and it's sending me mad as i think about it, constantly argueing with myself as itry to find a way out of my own reality
User avatar #7 to #6 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Well, who else knows of your "plan"?

To me it seems more like something that's been so constantly in mind that it became a certainty. Nothing logical, just inescapable.

I had a conflict of this nature in middle school. I really wasn't of an age for such decisions, but still, a complete lack of friends, presence of bullies, absence of hope, and so forth, drove me to the edge. And right before i did something regrettable, i realized that there was probably things worth living for, and my issues were temporary.

In your case, the reasons not to do it are plain and clear, as you just listed three! Friends, work improvements, health... going through with it would just be universally silly to be honest :/

My recommendation? Make plans on your birthday. Plans that you really can't skip out on, as you'll be with someone somewhere. Hows that sound?
#8 to #7 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
no one.
it makes sense the way you've pointed out, i guess it has just become such a certainty that i feel i must do it. i planned to have a small drink by myself then follow through. there will be no party and since my family is nowhere near where i live and i've been out of contact for almost 2 years except a small talk to my sister every now and then i guess if i didn't have any id and took the plates off my bike i'd just become another number a simple jhon doe in the system... i'll do you a favour, i'll call some friends and have them keep an eye on me so i dont do anything stupid.. i dont want to do anything stupid
User avatar #9 to #8 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Don't just do it because i said so, do it because of what you said: you don't want to do anything stupid. And don't even think of it as avoiding that, go do something with them, have a good time ya know? Make it a happy day eh?

Mind if i add you as a friend? Keep in touch after your birthday and so on? I'm always happy to talk, even on less-serious topics.
#10 to #9 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
sure, i dont mind
#11 to #10 - waffies (01/13/2013) [-]
Awesome. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance doggstar
#12 to #11 - doggstar (01/13/2013) [-]
the pleasure is all mine waffies
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