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doddythechef

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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#1570 - you replied i love you man, also isn't it like 5 am in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
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#1571 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
thanks. also, I'm British, its about half 11 here
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#1572 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
wait you are british!
what part of england?
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#1573 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
northamptonshire
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#1574 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
very nice!
kent myself
#1568 - you thumbed me up i feel like god has touched my penis …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2013 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
#1569 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
thats alright, i just liked the content you posted
keep up the good work
#1570 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
you replied
i love you man, also isn't it like 5 am in the us
or are you a brit?
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#1571 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
thanks. also, I'm British, its about half 11 here
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#1572 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
wait you are british!
what part of england?
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#1573 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
northamptonshire
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#1574 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
very nice!
kent myself
#7 - yer thats called decay a zombie would take longer to decay…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on The walking Bullshit 0
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#11 - GnRNoD (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to keep in mind the fact that perhaps the same virus that causes the infection/zombie state keeps the body alive for longer as viruses usually strive to live they may adapt the host for a slower decay/decomposition.
Maybe they don't get super strength but they attack with instinct and put all their effort into it like they are "willing" to lose a leg in order to take a bite.
not every survivor will kill, not all will get to kill 10 zombies a day that's too much of a killing spree not everyday is hunting day and not everyone has the posivility to hunt zombies as they would soon be tired or overwhelmd.
also keep in mind it's a show made to entretain if zombies ceased to live in two years time it would be boring as fuck.
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#3 - every organism need fuel even viruses yes the human body …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2013 on The walking Bullshit +1
#6 - rcathell (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes, that is clearly the biggest plot hole in a show about the undead.
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#4 - huntergriff (11/14/2013) [-]
It has been demonstrated that zombies don't require sustenance by eating, but have a strong desire to do so. Zombies have the ability to detect scents and differentiate between the living and the dead, and prefer to feed on living flesh. Covering one's self in the scent of decay can act as a camouflage. They can also use sight to distinguish living from dead, although they seem to have poor eyesight as their irises fade and decay, but they make up for it in very heightened senses of strong hearing and smell. They can also determine a human presence by feeling certain cues such as the breathing movements or a heart that is beating at an irregular pace from a scared human. Individual zombie strength depends on the physical makeup of the individual and on how long they have been "reanimated". When attacking, zombies often become more lively, exhibiting anger and full-body effort, and can produce enough force to quickly overwhelm an adult human. As zombies decay, however, their muscles, and consequently their entire body, becomes slowly, but surely, weaker.
Other than a mostly intact brain, zombies don't appear to require any vital systems or organ functions to survive, although their ambulatory functions do decrease as their level of decomposition increases.

In "Walk With Me", it is revealed that zombies starve, but at a significantly slower rate than humans. When a living person goes into starvation mode from lack of nourishment, their body begins breaking down fat tissue, followed by muscle tissue and converting it into energy. Eventually, the body will begin breaking down the tissue of vital organs and the person eventually expires when those organs cease to function. In theory, if a zombie cannot find a food source, the zombie pathogen will probably cause a break down of body tissue and convert it into energy even though they are dead, until they basically wither away to nothing.
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#7 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
yer thats called decay
a zombie would take longer to decay, granted

but i don't believe it takes more than 2 years to decay, if anything it would be around 5 months at tops, due to the enzymes in your stomach, and if you are a zombie, then you have no control over the enzymes and they require body heat, which zombies dnt have
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#11 - GnRNoD (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to keep in mind the fact that perhaps the same virus that causes the infection/zombie state keeps the body alive for longer as viruses usually strive to live they may adapt the host for a slower decay/decomposition.
Maybe they don't get super strength but they attack with instinct and put all their effort into it like they are "willing" to lose a leg in order to take a bite.
not every survivor will kill, not all will get to kill 10 zombies a day that's too much of a killing spree not everyday is hunting day and not everyone has the posivility to hunt zombies as they would soon be tired or overwhelmd.
also keep in mind it's a show made to entretain if zombies ceased to live in two years time it would be boring as fuck.
#1 - also why the **** haven't they starved yet? like in 28days later  [+] (8 new replies) 11/14/2013 on The walking Bullshit +4
#12 - anon (11/17/2013) [-]
they aren't actually zombies in 28 days later....
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#2 - huntergriff (11/14/2013) [-]
the zombies in 28 days later and in the walking dead are two different things. in TWD they don't exactly need to eat.
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#3 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
every organism need fuel even viruses
yes the human body is fuel from its flesh but eventually that decays, usually after 3 months
#6 - rcathell (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes, that is clearly the biggest plot hole in a show about the undead.
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#4 - huntergriff (11/14/2013) [-]
It has been demonstrated that zombies don't require sustenance by eating, but have a strong desire to do so. Zombies have the ability to detect scents and differentiate between the living and the dead, and prefer to feed on living flesh. Covering one's self in the scent of decay can act as a camouflage. They can also use sight to distinguish living from dead, although they seem to have poor eyesight as their irises fade and decay, but they make up for it in very heightened senses of strong hearing and smell. They can also determine a human presence by feeling certain cues such as the breathing movements or a heart that is beating at an irregular pace from a scared human. Individual zombie strength depends on the physical makeup of the individual and on how long they have been "reanimated". When attacking, zombies often become more lively, exhibiting anger and full-body effort, and can produce enough force to quickly overwhelm an adult human. As zombies decay, however, their muscles, and consequently their entire body, becomes slowly, but surely, weaker.
Other than a mostly intact brain, zombies don't appear to require any vital systems or organ functions to survive, although their ambulatory functions do decrease as their level of decomposition increases.

In "Walk With Me", it is revealed that zombies starve, but at a significantly slower rate than humans. When a living person goes into starvation mode from lack of nourishment, their body begins breaking down fat tissue, followed by muscle tissue and converting it into energy. Eventually, the body will begin breaking down the tissue of vital organs and the person eventually expires when those organs cease to function. In theory, if a zombie cannot find a food source, the zombie pathogen will probably cause a break down of body tissue and convert it into energy even though they are dead, until they basically wither away to nothing.
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#7 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
yer thats called decay
a zombie would take longer to decay, granted

but i don't believe it takes more than 2 years to decay, if anything it would be around 5 months at tops, due to the enzymes in your stomach, and if you are a zombie, then you have no control over the enzymes and they require body heat, which zombies dnt have
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#11 - GnRNoD (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to keep in mind the fact that perhaps the same virus that causes the infection/zombie state keeps the body alive for longer as viruses usually strive to live they may adapt the host for a slower decay/decomposition.
Maybe they don't get super strength but they attack with instinct and put all their effort into it like they are "willing" to lose a leg in order to take a bite.
not every survivor will kill, not all will get to kill 10 zombies a day that's too much of a killing spree not everyday is hunting day and not everyone has the posivility to hunt zombies as they would soon be tired or overwhelmd.
also keep in mind it's a show made to entretain if zombies ceased to live in two years time it would be boring as fuck.
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on The Adventure to Level -400 +1
#20 - Polomaster (11/14/2013) [-]
that just looks like he is pushing her boobs up...
#18 - **doddythechef rolls 30**  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2013 on The Adventure to Level -400 0
#21 - anon (11/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 69** sigh
#22 - anon (11/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 54** giggity
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#20 - Polomaster (11/14/2013) [-]
that just looks like he is pushing her boobs up...
#4 - i didn't eve know you could suck at being annoying but sir…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on evolution for days +4
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#5 - satansfourskin (11/14/2013) [-]
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