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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: dodson55
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Video Games Played: halo,gears of war, total war, ect.
X-box Gamertag: Dodson155
Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:8/31/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#24 - man that is so cute 08/03/2014 on There's a chicken in my... +11
#6 - i think my penis hid inside my body after seeing that 08/01/2014 on Teen Mom +4
#372 - i have no idea why i have this  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Post that one GIF you never... 0
User avatar #390 - ratchat (07/30/2014) [-]
I kinda want to re-watch this movie now.
#206 - ok nobody in england even uses the phrase colonist but if …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Canadian money 0
#207 - bigwhitehound (07/28/2014) [-]
It truly happened. I was on a 5 day business trip to London in summer 2012 and took 1 day to do the tourist thing. Around London, 1/2 day bus trip to some of the spots outside the city.
#195 - pretty much yer you saw our ideal and improved on them as … 07/28/2014 on Canadian money 0
#192 - respect more points of view i'll give you my friend y…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Canadian money 0
#205 - bigwhitehound (07/28/2014) [-]
Maybe..maybe but after being stopped on the street in London 4 times by British cops who demanded to know why a colonist, their words, was in the Empire and being called a "bloody tourist" by two of them. Then going in to a bathroom with a camera right outside the door. I was more than happy to leave jolly old England. As for beer, whiskey and steak, I like rich smooth beer like Alexander Keith, British beer is to heavy, Crown Royal is good whiskey and I don't have to spend a weeks pay on it, British beef just didn't taste right to me, can't say why but it just taste off.
User avatar #206 - doddythechef (07/28/2014) [-]
ok nobody in england even uses the phrase colonist
but if this truely happened then im sorry for your bad time

but england is more than just london go to the lake district or coastal towns like brighton
#207 - bigwhitehound (07/28/2014) [-]
It truly happened. I was on a 5 day business trip to London in summer 2012 and took 1 day to do the tourist thing. Around London, 1/2 day bus trip to some of the spots outside the city.
User avatar #194 - mangostormlegend (07/28/2014) [-]
So basically, Canada is England 2.0
User avatar #195 - doddythechef (07/28/2014) [-]
pretty much yer
you saw our ideal and improved on them as a society and didnt base your economy on banking - good choice there
#102 - oh dude im living in lake louise the rockies i dont h…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Canadian money 0
User avatar #184 - newold (07/28/2014) [-]
aw fuck ya BC is best Canada
User avatar #104 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/27/2014) [-]
Beautiful. Just got back from a trip to my cottage, really in the middle of nowhere but getting out of the city once in a while to go somewhere so beautiful, tis bliss.
#98 - been living in canada for 4 months now your beers isn…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Canadian money 0
#132 - bigwhitehound (07/27/2014) [-]
Please don't compare us to England. We Canadians are better than that. We respect most points of view, our beer is cold, our whiskey smooth, our beef is thick (not served with mint, YUCK) and we have more than 2 words for junk food. Plus we don't shove security cameras in your face everywhere you go, like the English do.
User avatar #193 - mangostormlegend (07/28/2014) [-]
Wait...we have more than two words for junk food?
#202 - bigwhitehound (07/28/2014) [-]
chips, pop, snacks, treats, candy
User avatar #203 - mangostormlegend (07/28/2014) [-]
...oh yeah
#192 - doddythechef (07/28/2014) [-]
respect more points of view i'll give you

my friend you have never tried british beer have you, i found one beer over here that is bearable and its made from mountain water other than that im drinking a english style beer called warthog which isnt too bad. Scottish and north english whiskeys are far better. i can get thick beef at home from the southern fields of england which is used in some of the highest class of restaurants in europe. I'd say second best to german beef.

ok the camera's i agree with in city centers, kinda like all city centers in modern cities. i live in the suburb of a large town/ small city and i cant think of one camera monitoring streets , only ones placed on private property mostly aimed at the entrances for security.

england gets alot of shit for no reason. we maybe not be as beautiful as canada's lands but all of your society is based of british ideals such as the health care system, and i think that is a pretty damn good ideal that your country has gained
#205 - bigwhitehound (07/28/2014) [-]
Maybe..maybe but after being stopped on the street in London 4 times by British cops who demanded to know why a colonist, their words, was in the Empire and being called a "bloody tourist" by two of them. Then going in to a bathroom with a camera right outside the door. I was more than happy to leave jolly old England. As for beer, whiskey and steak, I like rich smooth beer like Alexander Keith, British beer is to heavy, Crown Royal is good whiskey and I don't have to spend a weeks pay on it, British beef just didn't taste right to me, can't say why but it just taste off.
User avatar #206 - doddythechef (07/28/2014) [-]
ok nobody in england even uses the phrase colonist
but if this truely happened then im sorry for your bad time

but england is more than just london go to the lake district or coastal towns like brighton
#207 - bigwhitehound (07/28/2014) [-]
It truly happened. I was on a 5 day business trip to London in summer 2012 and took 1 day to do the tourist thing. Around London, 1/2 day bus trip to some of the spots outside the city.
User avatar #194 - mangostormlegend (07/28/2014) [-]
So basically, Canada is England 2.0
User avatar #195 - doddythechef (07/28/2014) [-]
pretty much yer
you saw our ideal and improved on them as a society and didnt base your economy on banking - good choice there
User avatar #180 - scowler (07/27/2014) [-]
AND it's possible to procure modern rifles, unless the RCMP are still policing them up….

Punintentional pun, well that pun was…

PUNS.
#149 - altrio (07/27/2014) [-]
We're also extremely modest, don't forget that.
#148 - itsbendingtime (07/27/2014) [-]
we serve lamb with mint sauce, not beef...
User avatar #146 - themassivefail (07/27/2014) [-]
Mint sauce goes on lamb. Not beef.

Pleb.
User avatar #100 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/27/2014) [-]
Try the more northern parts of canada, if you're into scenery you will almost definitely blow several loads on the drive there alone.
User avatar #102 - doddythechef (07/27/2014) [-]
oh dude im living in lake louise the rockies

i dont have any loads left
User avatar #184 - newold (07/28/2014) [-]
aw fuck ya BC is best Canada
User avatar #104 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (07/27/2014) [-]
Beautiful. Just got back from a trip to my cottage, really in the middle of nowhere but getting out of the city once in a while to go somewhere so beautiful, tis bliss.
#154 - well we know who hit the jackpot for genes 07/22/2014 on webm/mp4 video in comments... +2
#6 - it giggles 07/06/2014 on (untitled) 0
#198 - are you ******* serious a probe could ha… 07/06/2014 on Why we need to go to space 0
#77 - unfortunately no  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on What do you have in yours? 0
User avatar #78 - playerdous (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, even if it was at best that's like 15 bucks.
Source - sold one at my old job
#1 - please can you stop this dbz **** 06/30/2014 on So True -1
#53 - staff house im living in has a tom selleck picture next to the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on What do you have in yours? 0
User avatar #74 - playerdous (06/30/2014) [-]
Is it autographed?
User avatar #77 - doddythechef (06/30/2014) [-]
unfortunately no
User avatar #78 - playerdous (06/30/2014) [-]
Well, even if it was at best that's like 15 bucks.
Source - sold one at my old job
#30822 - oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30801 - im sure we will be  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30796 - you've had a bad time haven't you dont my friend we can ta…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30788 - yes nothing goes in my ass man you profile must s…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30790 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
"nothing goes in my ass"
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
#30796 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
you've had a bad time haven't you
dont my friend we can talk about women and how we want to screw Scarlett Johansson
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30785 - jesus that kinda...sucks but no i like tits so im the firs…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30786 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You... You're straight? For real...?
#30788 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
yes
nothing goes in my ass

man you profile must suck, and quite literally
#30790 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
"nothing goes in my ass"
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
#30796 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
you've had a bad time haven't you
dont my friend we can talk about women and how we want to screw Scarlett Johansson
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30779 - well im not sure how i came off as a dick but alright  [+] (10 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30781 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
No, I mean, literally. There isn't a single person that comes here who's straight. And I have over 30k comments on here.
#30785 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
jesus that kinda...sucks
but no i like tits so im the first straight guy on you profile, hurray i guess?
#30786 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You... You're straight? For real...?
#30788 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
yes
nothing goes in my ass

man you profile must suck, and quite literally
#30790 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
"nothing goes in my ass"
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
#30796 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
you've had a bad time haven't you
dont my friend we can talk about women and how we want to screw Scarlett Johansson
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30776 - fine then be unsocial  [+] (12 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30777 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You can come to my profile if you wish, just don't be fag. It's getting real clustered with dicks.
#30779 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
well im not sure how i came off as a dick but alright
#30781 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
No, I mean, literally. There isn't a single person that comes here who's straight. And I have over 30k comments on here.
#30785 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
jesus that kinda...sucks
but no i like tits so im the first straight guy on you profile, hurray i guess?
#30786 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You... You're straight? For real...?
#30788 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
yes
nothing goes in my ass

man you profile must suck, and quite literally
#30790 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
"nothing goes in my ass"
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
#30796 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
you've had a bad time haven't you
dont my friend we can talk about women and how we want to screw Scarlett Johansson
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30769 - well maybe i want to keep coming back to you profile  [+] (14 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30771 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
My profile is already enough of a gay harem and I already have quite a few admirers, thank you very much.
#30776 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
fine then be unsocial
#30777 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You can come to my profile if you wish, just don't be fag. It's getting real clustered with dicks.
#30779 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
well im not sure how i came off as a dick but alright
#30781 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
No, I mean, literally. There isn't a single person that comes here who's straight. And I have over 30k comments on here.
#30785 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
jesus that kinda...sucks
but no i like tits so im the first straight guy on you profile, hurray i guess?
#30786 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You... You're straight? For real...?
#30788 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
yes
nothing goes in my ass

man you profile must suck, and quite literally
#30790 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
"nothing goes in my ass"
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
#30796 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
you've had a bad time haven't you
dont my friend we can talk about women and how we want to screw Scarlett Johansson
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#30766 - my feed keeps saying you are posting stuff  [+] (16 new replies) 06/29/2014 on implosay's profile 0
#30768 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You can disable those notifications y'know
#30769 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
well maybe i want to keep coming back to you profile
#30771 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
My profile is already enough of a gay harem and I already have quite a few admirers, thank you very much.
#30776 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
fine then be unsocial
#30777 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You can come to my profile if you wish, just don't be fag. It's getting real clustered with dicks.
#30779 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
well im not sure how i came off as a dick but alright
#30781 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
No, I mean, literally. There isn't a single person that comes here who's straight. And I have over 30k comments on here.
#30785 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
jesus that kinda...sucks
but no i like tits so im the first straight guy on you profile, hurray i guess?
#30786 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You... You're straight? For real...?
#30788 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
yes
nothing goes in my ass

man you profile must suck, and quite literally
#30790 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
"nothing goes in my ass"
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
#30796 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
you've had a bad time haven't you
dont my friend we can talk about women and how we want to screw Scarlett Johansson
#30797 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
You and I are going to be good friends.
#30801 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
im sure we will be
#30802 - implosay (06/29/2014) [-]
So what kinda women you like? Me? I love curves. Oh my goodness there's nothing better than a nice pair of hips.
#30822 - doddythechef (06/29/2014) [-]
oh yer but not to much just enough loving for the pushing
#538 - damn straight id say every chef has atleast once in their career 06/28/2014 on secret about your job +1
#535 - new share owner of a restaurant i worked at cooked and sold ro… 06/28/2014 on secret about your job 0

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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