doddythechef

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: dodson55
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc,wii
Video Games Played: halo,gears of war, total war, ect.
X-box Gamertag: Dodson155
Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:1/27/2015
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#13 - i really liked that stroy but the second one tried to hard to …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Scootaloo's Playtime III... +1
User avatar #15 - xgrandmoffx (10/31/2013) [-]
You mean "Scarlet Harvest?" Yeah, that one really seemed to stray to a completely different story than it's predecessor. I still think it had the most story of any gorefic I've read.
#3 - i just wished i hadn't seen it when i was 6 i have plenty …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/30/2013 on That guy did a crappy... +4
User avatar #69 - flambenobunaga (10/31/2013) [-]
My English class in 9th grade was right next to a bathroom and a lecture on Moby Dick was interrupted by a rythmic thumping noise coming from the wall. Turns out a 12th grader and his girlfriend were giving a whole new meaning to the title "Moby Dick"
User avatar #4 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
moar
User avatar #5 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
- kid use to pull his dick out and wanked himself off but no jiz cuz he was 7 so he'd just piss on the floor
- 2 kids naked making out in the toilets
- year 4 best friend telling me he was having surgery to be girl, left school never saw him again
User avatar #32 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
In 7th grade, two of my friends got in trouble for selling white crushed up smarties as cocaine. A few kids were stupid enough to buy it and ended up with nasal infections and one kid got a hole in his nasal cavity because he snorted so much.
#57 - kriterion (10/31/2013) [-]
That's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #59 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
As far as I know, they made a nice profit.
User avatar #40 - thenoluk (10/31/2013) [-]
I walked in on my teacher having sex with someone in a cupboard.
And i lingered for a few seconds.
User avatar #42 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
My 300 pound 9th grade gym teacher got fired because she kept watching the girls as they undressed in the locker room, like, unbreakable staring. And she commented on how hot a female student looked in her homecoming dress.
User avatar #17 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
what the fuck kind of school did you go to ???? gay school!??!?! a school in san fransisco?!??!
User avatar #10 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
da fuk
User avatar #7 - doktorschnabel (10/30/2013) [-]
Wow my childhood sounds boring.
User avatar #8 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
i'll trade you
#9 - spermanentthreat (10/30/2013) [-]
where do such things happen?! O.o
#1 - first time i heard what a blowjob was, i was in year 2 (6 year…  [+] (25 new replies) 10/30/2013 on That guy did a crappy... +7
User avatar #56 - jabsgreywarden (10/31/2013) [-]
I didn't know what it was called until I was 12.... I had seen my mother give my father a blowjob when I was five- that was disturbing....
#23 - kez (10/31/2013) [-]
When I was 6 I had an epiphany moment where i worked out shampoo is sham poo and so i therefore new how to spell poo and did so whenever i could.
User avatar #19 - mrfumbles (10/31/2013) [-]
im not here to tell what i have been through, but this seems relevant, so why not. when i was in kindergarten, a couple of highschoolers told me to follow them to their place and i did.they lead me to thier house, which was a few houses down, and they made me watch pornagraphy. i dont know if it is classified as torture porn, but there was blood. i do not seek pity, just sharing a childhood story.
#2 - doktorschnabel (10/30/2013) [-]
"Purity" is an antiquated concept

.gif... partially? related
#68 - coolcalx (10/31/2013) [-]
gif related to your gif
#82 - thecrayzeeman (10/31/2013) [-]
It's hypnotizing...
#65 - disasterbater (10/31/2013) [-]
FEMALE?!?!?!
#63 - anonymous (10/31/2013) [-]
why is she so.. attractive
#33 - iamjustheretoroll has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - fathis (10/31/2013) [-]
hhhhngg
User avatar #11 - nervaaurelius (10/30/2013) [-]
blowjob? like 2 elementary school kids?
User avatar #3 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
i just wished i hadn't seen it when i was 6
i have plenty of stories from that school i wish i could black out

User avatar #69 - flambenobunaga (10/31/2013) [-]
My English class in 9th grade was right next to a bathroom and a lecture on Moby Dick was interrupted by a rythmic thumping noise coming from the wall. Turns out a 12th grader and his girlfriend were giving a whole new meaning to the title "Moby Dick"
User avatar #4 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
moar
User avatar #5 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
- kid use to pull his dick out and wanked himself off but no jiz cuz he was 7 so he'd just piss on the floor
- 2 kids naked making out in the toilets
- year 4 best friend telling me he was having surgery to be girl, left school never saw him again
User avatar #32 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
In 7th grade, two of my friends got in trouble for selling white crushed up smarties as cocaine. A few kids were stupid enough to buy it and ended up with nasal infections and one kid got a hole in his nasal cavity because he snorted so much.
#57 - kriterion (10/31/2013) [-]
That's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #59 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
As far as I know, they made a nice profit.
User avatar #40 - thenoluk (10/31/2013) [-]
I walked in on my teacher having sex with someone in a cupboard.
And i lingered for a few seconds.
User avatar #42 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
My 300 pound 9th grade gym teacher got fired because she kept watching the girls as they undressed in the locker room, like, unbreakable staring. And she commented on how hot a female student looked in her homecoming dress.
User avatar #17 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
what the fuck kind of school did you go to ???? gay school!??!?! a school in san fransisco?!??!
User avatar #10 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
da fuk
User avatar #7 - doktorschnabel (10/30/2013) [-]
Wow my childhood sounds boring.
User avatar #8 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
i'll trade you
#9 - spermanentthreat (10/30/2013) [-]
where do such things happen?! O.o
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#212 - you disgust me 10/30/2013 on Nope +2
#64 - well thats just depressing 10/30/2013 on It's On Now +1
#92 - i always thought she was still on admin that sucks  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on guitar hero achievements 0
#93 - yusay (10/29/2013) [-]
#41 - thats why i have 2 ingrowing toe nails and theres ste… 10/29/2013 on Made me tear up +1
#11 - ever dropped a pan on your foot? it hurts thats why co…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Made me tear up +7
#26 - worried (10/29/2013) [-]
steel toes?? in the kitchen?? are you freaking nuts? you gotta be quick on your feet, steel toes would weigh you down and kill your feet at the end of the shift
User avatar #41 - doddythechef (10/29/2013) [-]
thats why i have 2 ingrowing toe nails

and theres steel toes caps have helped quite alot with clumsy waiters and machines breaking

plus its a thinner layer of steel to the ones you'll get on construction work
#39 - fecal (10/29/2013) [-]
It's the rules where I come from. luckily noone really pays attention to the rules
#56 - they disgust me 10/29/2013 on Is the bacon safe? 0
#27 - what was the reason they stopped making them?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on guitar hero achievements 0
User avatar #43 - yusay (10/29/2013) [-]
Griffin left.
User avatar #92 - doddythechef (10/29/2013) [-]
i always thought she was still on admin

that sucks
#93 - yusay (10/29/2013) [-]
#44 - microwaving bacon what the **** guys  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Is the bacon safe? +1
User avatar #55 - kjftiger (10/29/2013) [-]
It makes it really crispy without all of the extra fat, I don't prefer it that way but my Girlfriend and my mother do.
#56 - doddythechef (10/29/2013) [-]
they disgust me
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#29 - my mum made me change it for her and 2 of her friends … 10/29/2013 on The surgery +1
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#27 - i can confirm this is 100% accurate to how chefs cook thro… 10/26/2013 on The right way to make fries +2
#110 - they're learning!! 10/26/2013 on 'straya 0
#122 - reminds me of the time i went out drinking 8month pre… 10/26/2013 on Men: 4 quick tips for... +4
#66 - oh life as a chef but i still hate him sorry guys i … 10/26/2013 on Chef -1
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#9 - me too now we shall fight against eachother with these rem… 10/24/2013 on I bet she'll still get... 0
#155 - i can't breath thats so damn good now i need to clean up f… 10/24/2013 on Turtleneck Dress +5

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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