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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#25 - ah they size is about the same over here 11/03/2013 on ONLY 3.99 !!! 0
#23 - PA? pennsylvania? sorry british, but yer i love eating them  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2013 on ONLY 3.99 !!! 0
User avatar #24 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
Yup. I like eating them too, but with how small they are here, you have to catch two or three dozen to make a meal out of them.
User avatar #25 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
ah they size is about the same over here
#2 - its true we are so getting screwed at the world cup  [+] (33 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Just like the England... +67
User avatar #65 - Hiago (11/04/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUE
User avatar #20 - qotsa (11/04/2013) [-]
well at least england qualyfied. austria on the other hand didn't
#32 - fmaestrolol (11/04/2013) [-]
From our super-hard group of Poland, Montenegro, Ukraine, and San Marino.
User avatar #64 - qotsa (11/04/2013) [-]
yeah we had germany, sweden and ireland. so i guess 3rd place is okay!
User avatar #43 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
You can only beat what's put in front of you.
#46 - fmaestrolol (11/04/2013) [-]
Though true, I can't help but feel we made a meal of it. That being said, I'm more confident about 2014 than I was about world cup 2006 and 2010.
User avatar #49 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. We squeaked through in true English style. I don't there's as much expectation this time round, which can only be a good thing. One thing I like about Hodgson is that he's not afraid to play the youngsters.
#56 - fmaestrolol (11/04/2013) [-]
It's just what we do. I'm especially pleased that Townsend got his chance, although that might be because he took his chance, unlike Zaha and Sterling, who in fairness are 2 and 4 years his junior.
User avatar #58 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
Yeah Townsend has done well. I'm still not convinced with a lot of our young players though - Zaha, Sterling, Barkley and even Townsend to an extent. They all have potential to be good players, some very good but the way the media and some fans talk about them you'd think they were some of the best players in the world. Always has an adverse effect...look at Carroll, Henderson, Cleverley. Not as good as some claim.
#63 - fmaestrolol (11/04/2013) [-]
Personally Sterling just seems fast to me rather than having high quality footballing talent. Townsend I think won't falter like the others did, he's more mature than the others you mentioned were when he properly hit the big time. Barkley definitely isn't an England -standard player yet but Henderson has improved a lot recently. Not many players can handle the expectations of England fans - how Rooney, Gerrard and Lampard made it this far is testament to their character.
User avatar #67 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
I'm a Liverpool fan. I think Sterling has the potential to be a good player, he's very tactically aware. Although you'd rather see a young player going all out and attacking he actually does the dirty work quite well. He's still young - needs regular games, should loan him out in my opinion. Henderson's an absolute workhorse - important for any team but not sure he has the ability. Most young players it's too early to tell, they need less pressure.
#69 - fmaestrolol (11/04/2013) [-]
A loan would definitely help Sterling. I'm a Watford fan so I'd take him here because as my dad says there's no substitute for pace! Well you need that at Liverpool especially given the injury-proneness of Lucas, the decline of Gerrard and Coutinho being an attacking player. That's very true, just take Rickie Lambert for example.
User avatar #70 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
Preferably a Premier League club. Promotion surely the aim for Watford this season? Liverpool midfield isn't great at the moment, Lucas and Gerrard play every single game regardless of form. We need a dynamic, powerful DM and a box-to-box player really, no real creativity apart from Coutinho. We really missed out on Wanyama, Southampton have a good player there.
#71 - fmaestrolol (11/05/2013) [-]
Absolutely but we're not looking like a promotion worthy team at the moment, shipping too many goals to get the points we need. Plus our strikeforce is not performing as it did last year, we need Abdi back from injury to create chances. Wanyama is such a force, every Premier League club missed out on him.
User avatar #9 - nextgenmidgett (11/04/2013) [-]
*every world cup
User avatar #12 - bigmanfifty (11/04/2013) [-]
Hey, we had that one time! (which we will never forget)
User avatar #29 - nextgenmidgett (11/04/2013) [-]
that turned out to be not a win 40 years later
User avatar #31 - bigmanfifty (11/04/2013) [-]
nuh uh, we won 4-2
#8 - akselrk (11/04/2013) [-]
At least you have good players who play shit. While in Norway we have shit players that play shit...
User avatar #42 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
What about John Arne Riise? I love John Arne Riise
#47 - akselrk (11/04/2013) [-]
He is 33 years old and he isnt what he used to be. And i also think he is retired from Norwegian national team and only plays for Fullham. Still a rocket of a shot.
User avatar #50 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
He was a class act. Liverpool's best LB in years. Scored a few peaches.
#51 - akselrk (11/04/2013) [-]
That was in his prime... Thats some years ago.
User avatar #52 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
I know, but I still have a soft spot for him...
User avatar #10 - onionsam (11/04/2013) [-]
well in NZ we just have players that stomp on people that are on the ground. also we have only qualified for the world cup twice.
User avatar #48 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
NZ were the only unbeaten team at the 2010 World Cup - one of my favourite facts.
User avatar #59 - onionsam (11/04/2013) [-]
all without winning a game. they did do very well for NZ. drew with Italy. that game was sick.
User avatar #61 - amirblumenfeld (11/04/2013) [-]
I remember that game. I think the whole world apart from Italy was supporting the Kiwis that day.
#11 - akselrk (11/04/2013) [-]
Norway beat England in 1981 and we still brag about it...
#3 - creeperkeeper (11/03/2013) [-]
you mean like this?
#17 - ticklemysickle (11/04/2013) [-]
Or this?
#25 - holeymoley (11/04/2013) [-]
good ol' leeds united
User avatar #4 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
yer pretty much
#21 - mini version of a lobster still painful look up crayfish  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2013 on ONLY 3.99 !!! 0
User avatar #22 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
I know what they are. When it's summer, me and my friends go out and catch them to use as bait, and if we get enough, to eat. But where I live (PA) they're small, with the biggest ones not even covering your palm. Then there's the ones down in Louisiana that are only a little bit smaller than the typical lobster.
User avatar #23 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
PA? pennsylvania?
sorry british, but yer i love eating them
User avatar #24 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
Yup. I like eating them too, but with how small they are here, you have to catch two or three dozen to make a meal out of them.
User avatar #25 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
ah they size is about the same over here
#13 - i can't breath! 11/03/2013 on THE KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED 0
#31 - Picture 11/03/2013 on 1 order of FREEDOM comin' up! 0
#16 - i got pranked at work when my head chef but a crawfish on my l…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2013 on ONLY 3.99 !!! 0
User avatar #20 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
Was it one of the small ones, or one the ones that only a little smaller than a lobster?
User avatar #21 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
mini version of a lobster
still painful
look up crayfish
User avatar #22 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
I know what they are. When it's summer, me and my friends go out and catch them to use as bait, and if we get enough, to eat. But where I live (PA) they're small, with the biggest ones not even covering your palm. Then there's the ones down in Louisiana that are only a little bit smaller than the typical lobster.
User avatar #23 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
PA? pennsylvania?
sorry british, but yer i love eating them
User avatar #24 - newforomador (11/03/2013) [-]
Yup. I like eating them too, but with how small they are here, you have to catch two or three dozen to make a meal out of them.
User avatar #25 - doddythechef (11/03/2013) [-]
ah they size is about the same over here
#15 - well i hope they didn't cook that afterwards crabs an… 11/03/2013 on ONLY 3.99 !!! 0
#28 - my cousin is quite cute so i would mind getting a boner 11/03/2013 on Hop on It +37
#25 - thats brilliant 11/03/2013 on I Died Reading This +2
#75 - i played to pokemon gold and got the basic breeding understand… 11/03/2013 on PokeChanges +4
#1 - you are soo dead 11/02/2013 on I'd slam into that like a 747 +1
#8 - all ata i recorded on a plane with the black box but …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on I'm bored 0
User avatar #9 - arziben (11/02/2013) [-]
'right then
#15 - god bless europe's free health care 11/02/2013 on You're a monster! 0
#6 - untill air traffic control rip you a new ass hole  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on I'm bored +8
User avatar #7 - arziben (11/02/2013) [-]
no need to change FL to do that
User avatar #8 - doddythechef (11/02/2013) [-]
all ata i recorded on a plane with the black box

but also most data is streamed to flight control tower indicators, if strange reading come in the flight is highlighted
and if the reading are made false the pilots can get fines or bans
User avatar #9 - arziben (11/02/2013) [-]
'right then
#109 - a female mastubatng you are about to get alot of noti…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on the 2nd +13
#119 - nightdge (11/02/2013) [-]
Blot twist: It aint a female
gif might be related in some twisted way
#136 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
You caught me. I've got ovaries between my legs and whatever we men have
#174 - nightdge (11/02/2013) [-]
Men
#21 - i not the only one that saw the babies that is a relief  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Ha Ha Halloween +5
User avatar #25 - seras (11/02/2013) [-]
Or it's a disturbing revelation.
#94 - i love it 11/02/2013 on Friends from Great Places +3
#75 - are you really that retarded? and we have the internet, ju… 11/02/2013 on Guy Fucks +1
#74 - i daydream as a soldier in ww3 and fighting in the place i am …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Fuck everything and everyone +4
User avatar #94 - AbsentMinded (10/31/2013) [-]
This is now what I think about.
User avatar #76 - russiangirl (10/31/2013) [-]
You must have a low self-esteem.
#86 - Studied this in psychology This man lost hi… 10/31/2013 on Oops 0
#8 - i'll trade you  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on That guy did a crappy... +4
#9 - spermanentthreat (10/30/2013) [-]
where do such things happen?! O.o
#5 - - kid use to pull his dick out and wanked himself off but no j…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/30/2013 on That guy did a crappy... +9
User avatar #32 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
In 7th grade, two of my friends got in trouble for selling white crushed up smarties as cocaine. A few kids were stupid enough to buy it and ended up with nasal infections and one kid got a hole in his nasal cavity because he snorted so much.
#57 - kriterion (10/31/2013) [-]
That's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #59 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
As far as I know, they made a nice profit.
User avatar #40 - thenoluk (10/31/2013) [-]
I walked in on my teacher having sex with someone in a cupboard.
And i lingered for a few seconds.
User avatar #42 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
My 300 pound 9th grade gym teacher got fired because she kept watching the girls as they undressed in the locker room, like, unbreakable staring. And she commented on how hot a female student looked in her homecoming dress.
User avatar #17 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
what the fuck kind of school did you go to ???? gay school!??!?! a school in san fransisco?!??!
User avatar #10 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
da fuk
User avatar #7 - doktorschnabel (10/30/2013) [-]
Wow my childhood sounds boring.
User avatar #8 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
i'll trade you
#9 - spermanentthreat (10/30/2013) [-]
where do such things happen?! O.o
#13 - i really liked that stroy but the second one tried to hard to …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Scootaloo's Playtime III... +1
User avatar #15 - xgrandmoffx (10/31/2013) [-]
You mean "Scarlet Harvest?" Yeah, that one really seemed to stray to a completely different story than it's predecessor. I still think it had the most story of any gorefic I've read.
#3 - i just wished i hadn't seen it when i was 6 i have plenty …  [+] (13 new replies) 10/30/2013 on That guy did a crappy... +4
User avatar #69 - flambenobunaga (10/31/2013) [-]
My English class in 9th grade was right next to a bathroom and a lecture on Moby Dick was interrupted by a rythmic thumping noise coming from the wall. Turns out a 12th grader and his girlfriend were giving a whole new meaning to the title "Moby Dick"
User avatar #4 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
moar
User avatar #5 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
- kid use to pull his dick out and wanked himself off but no jiz cuz he was 7 so he'd just piss on the floor
- 2 kids naked making out in the toilets
- year 4 best friend telling me he was having surgery to be girl, left school never saw him again
User avatar #32 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
In 7th grade, two of my friends got in trouble for selling white crushed up smarties as cocaine. A few kids were stupid enough to buy it and ended up with nasal infections and one kid got a hole in his nasal cavity because he snorted so much.
#57 - kriterion (10/31/2013) [-]
That's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #59 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
As far as I know, they made a nice profit.
User avatar #40 - thenoluk (10/31/2013) [-]
I walked in on my teacher having sex with someone in a cupboard.
And i lingered for a few seconds.
User avatar #42 - idoliam (10/31/2013) [-]
My 300 pound 9th grade gym teacher got fired because she kept watching the girls as they undressed in the locker room, like, unbreakable staring. And she commented on how hot a female student looked in her homecoming dress.
User avatar #17 - YoursTruley (10/31/2013) [-]
what the fuck kind of school did you go to ???? gay school!??!?! a school in san fransisco?!??!
User avatar #10 - evald (10/30/2013) [-]
da fuk
User avatar #7 - doktorschnabel (10/30/2013) [-]
Wow my childhood sounds boring.
User avatar #8 - doddythechef (10/30/2013) [-]
i'll trade you
#9 - spermanentthreat (10/30/2013) [-]
where do such things happen?! O.o

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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