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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: dodson55
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc,wii
Video Games Played: halo,gears of war, total war, ect.
X-box Gamertag: Dodson155
Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#1572 - wait you are british! what part of england?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
User avatar #1573 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
northamptonshire
User avatar #1574 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
very nice!
kent myself
#1 - nice content and i agree with your desc 11/14/2013 on Why? +2
#1570 - you replied i love you man, also isn't it like 5 am in the…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
User avatar #1571 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
thanks. also, I'm British, its about half 11 here
User avatar #1572 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
wait you are british!
what part of england?
User avatar #1573 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
northamptonshire
User avatar #1574 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
very nice!
kent myself
#1568 - you thumbed me up i feel like god has touched my penis …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/14/2013 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
#1569 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
thats alright, i just liked the content you posted
keep up the good work
#1570 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
you replied
i love you man, also isn't it like 5 am in the us
or are you a brit?
User avatar #1571 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
thanks. also, I'm British, its about half 11 here
User avatar #1572 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
wait you are british!
what part of england?
User avatar #1573 - mudkipfucker (11/14/2013) [-]
northamptonshire
User avatar #1574 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
very nice!
kent myself
#7 - yer thats called decay a zombie would take longer to decay…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on The walking Bullshit 0
User avatar #11 - GnRNoD (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to keep in mind the fact that perhaps the same virus that causes the infection/zombie state keeps the body alive for longer as viruses usually strive to live they may adapt the host for a slower decay/decomposition.
Maybe they don't get super strength but they attack with instinct and put all their effort into it like they are "willing" to lose a leg in order to take a bite.
not every survivor will kill, not all will get to kill 10 zombies a day that's too much of a killing spree not everyday is hunting day and not everyone has the posivility to hunt zombies as they would soon be tired or overwhelmd.
also keep in mind it's a show made to entretain if zombies ceased to live in two years time it would be boring as fuck.
#2 - your annoying but thats not the point in going to say at this … 11/14/2013 on Are you even trying, Rest... 0
#5 - Comment deleted 11/14/2013 on This Girl is always on... 0
#3 - every organism need fuel even viruses yes the human body …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2013 on The walking Bullshit +1
#6 - rcathell (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes, that is clearly the biggest plot hole in a show about the undead.
User avatar #4 - huntergriff (11/14/2013) [-]
It has been demonstrated that zombies don't require sustenance by eating, but have a strong desire to do so. Zombies have the ability to detect scents and differentiate between the living and the dead, and prefer to feed on living flesh. Covering one's self in the scent of decay can act as a camouflage. They can also use sight to distinguish living from dead, although they seem to have poor eyesight as their irises fade and decay, but they make up for it in very heightened senses of strong hearing and smell. They can also determine a human presence by feeling certain cues such as the breathing movements or a heart that is beating at an irregular pace from a scared human. Individual zombie strength depends on the physical makeup of the individual and on how long they have been "reanimated". When attacking, zombies often become more lively, exhibiting anger and full-body effort, and can produce enough force to quickly overwhelm an adult human. As zombies decay, however, their muscles, and consequently their entire body, becomes slowly, but surely, weaker.
Other than a mostly intact brain, zombies don't appear to require any vital systems or organ functions to survive, although their ambulatory functions do decrease as their level of decomposition increases.

In "Walk With Me", it is revealed that zombies starve, but at a significantly slower rate than humans. When a living person goes into starvation mode from lack of nourishment, their body begins breaking down fat tissue, followed by muscle tissue and converting it into energy. Eventually, the body will begin breaking down the tissue of vital organs and the person eventually expires when those organs cease to function. In theory, if a zombie cannot find a food source, the zombie pathogen will probably cause a break down of body tissue and convert it into energy even though they are dead, until they basically wither away to nothing.
User avatar #7 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
yer thats called decay
a zombie would take longer to decay, granted

but i don't believe it takes more than 2 years to decay, if anything it would be around 5 months at tops, due to the enzymes in your stomach, and if you are a zombie, then you have no control over the enzymes and they require body heat, which zombies dnt have
User avatar #11 - GnRNoD (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to keep in mind the fact that perhaps the same virus that causes the infection/zombie state keeps the body alive for longer as viruses usually strive to live they may adapt the host for a slower decay/decomposition.
Maybe they don't get super strength but they attack with instinct and put all their effort into it like they are "willing" to lose a leg in order to take a bite.
not every survivor will kill, not all will get to kill 10 zombies a day that's too much of a killing spree not everyday is hunting day and not everyone has the posivility to hunt zombies as they would soon be tired or overwhelmd.
also keep in mind it's a show made to entretain if zombies ceased to live in two years time it would be boring as fuck.
#1 - also why the **** haven't they starved yet? l…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/14/2013 on The walking Bullshit +4
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/17/2013) [-]
they aren't actually zombies in 28 days later....
User avatar #2 - huntergriff (11/14/2013) [-]
the zombies in 28 days later and in the walking dead are two different things. in TWD they don't exactly need to eat.
User avatar #3 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
every organism need fuel even viruses
yes the human body is fuel from its flesh but eventually that decays, usually after 3 months
#6 - rcathell (11/14/2013) [-]
Yes, that is clearly the biggest plot hole in a show about the undead.
User avatar #4 - huntergriff (11/14/2013) [-]
It has been demonstrated that zombies don't require sustenance by eating, but have a strong desire to do so. Zombies have the ability to detect scents and differentiate between the living and the dead, and prefer to feed on living flesh. Covering one's self in the scent of decay can act as a camouflage. They can also use sight to distinguish living from dead, although they seem to have poor eyesight as their irises fade and decay, but they make up for it in very heightened senses of strong hearing and smell. They can also determine a human presence by feeling certain cues such as the breathing movements or a heart that is beating at an irregular pace from a scared human. Individual zombie strength depends on the physical makeup of the individual and on how long they have been "reanimated". When attacking, zombies often become more lively, exhibiting anger and full-body effort, and can produce enough force to quickly overwhelm an adult human. As zombies decay, however, their muscles, and consequently their entire body, becomes slowly, but surely, weaker.
Other than a mostly intact brain, zombies don't appear to require any vital systems or organ functions to survive, although their ambulatory functions do decrease as their level of decomposition increases.

In "Walk With Me", it is revealed that zombies starve, but at a significantly slower rate than humans. When a living person goes into starvation mode from lack of nourishment, their body begins breaking down fat tissue, followed by muscle tissue and converting it into energy. Eventually, the body will begin breaking down the tissue of vital organs and the person eventually expires when those organs cease to function. In theory, if a zombie cannot find a food source, the zombie pathogen will probably cause a break down of body tissue and convert it into energy even though they are dead, until they basically wither away to nothing.
User avatar #7 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
yer thats called decay
a zombie would take longer to decay, granted

but i don't believe it takes more than 2 years to decay, if anything it would be around 5 months at tops, due to the enzymes in your stomach, and if you are a zombie, then you have no control over the enzymes and they require body heat, which zombies dnt have
User avatar #11 - GnRNoD (11/15/2013) [-]
Yeah but you have to keep in mind the fact that perhaps the same virus that causes the infection/zombie state keeps the body alive for longer as viruses usually strive to live they may adapt the host for a slower decay/decomposition.
Maybe they don't get super strength but they attack with instinct and put all their effort into it like they are "willing" to lose a leg in order to take a bite.
not every survivor will kill, not all will get to kill 10 zombies a day that's too much of a killing spree not everyday is hunting day and not everyone has the posivility to hunt zombies as they would soon be tired or overwhelmd.
also keep in mind it's a show made to entretain if zombies ceased to live in two years time it would be boring as fuck.
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on The Adventure to Level -400 +1
#20 - Polomaster (11/14/2013) [-]
that just looks like he is pushing her boobs up...
#18 - **doddythechef rolls 30**  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2013 on The Adventure to Level -400 0
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 69** sigh
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 54** giggity
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#19 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
#20 - Polomaster (11/14/2013) [-]
that just looks like he is pushing her boobs up...
#4 - i didn't eve know you could suck at being annoying but sir…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on evolution for days +4
User avatar #5 - satansfourskin (11/14/2013) [-]
þSPOOKY§ME
#7 - to bad they get to see me tug on my rod 11/14/2013 on It’s happening! +39
#7 - you let one in they all start flooding in! i make my stand today  [+] (10 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Jews in the park +3
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User avatar #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
and?
im not arguing about that
its that comic maker i hate
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#11 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
i see then
where you from
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#13 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
the irish are coming oh god
#14 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
but cromwell will disown me as a englishman
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User avatar #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
#5 - i dont care i see it all the time on facebook get that…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Jews in the park +3
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#7 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
you let one in they all start flooding in! i make my stand today
#8 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
and?
im not arguing about that
its that comic maker i hate
#10 - economic has deleted their comment.
#11 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
i see then
where you from
#12 - economic has deleted their comment.
#13 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
the irish are coming oh god
#14 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
but cromwell will disown me as a englishman
#16 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
#2 - thats cuz you failed history  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Who hates Poland? +7
User avatar #3 - leebobo (11/14/2013) [-]
and/or current affairs
#1 - but hes standing 11/14/2013 on On The Edge 0
#3 - Comment deleted 11/14/2013 on Witty title +1
#3 - oh **** its spreading from facebook you are t…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Jews in the park +33
User avatar #39 - motherfuckingkenji (11/15/2013) [-]
Of the few episodes of SG-1 I've seen, that episode is by far my favorite.

Until it gets serious near the end, then it's just a turn off.
User avatar #19 - skaffanl (11/14/2013) [-]
Hell ye Stargate!
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User avatar #5 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
i dont care
i see it all the time on facebook
get that shit out of here
#6 - economic has deleted their comment.
#7 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
you let one in they all start flooding in! i make my stand today
#8 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
and?
im not arguing about that
its that comic maker i hate
#10 - economic has deleted their comment.
#11 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
i see then
where you from
#12 - economic has deleted their comment.
#13 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
the irish are coming oh god
#14 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
but cromwell will disown me as a englishman
#16 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
#5 - Picture 11/14/2013 on Fuck yu FJ faggot$ 0
#1 - mfw when admin removes thumb ban 11/14/2013 on Trolls? +1
#3 - all i can see is you naked with cheetos dust on your fingers l…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on As seen on TV. 0
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/14/2013) [-]
Ponies... Such a waste of human flesh
User avatar #4 - whydoesthishappen (11/14/2013) [-]
mmhm
#62 - then you're ******* retard then goodbye  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Updated funnyjunk levels +1
User avatar #63 - thephoenix (11/14/2013) [-]
Then you're fucking retarded*
Do you even English, bro?
We have Royal Mail, pretty much all countries have some form of postal service, i believe you are fucking retarded, sir.
User avatar #77 - makonendrak (11/14/2013) [-]
Postmaster is a job title in the postal service
User avatar #108 - thephoenix (11/14/2013) [-]
Not sure if awesome or lame
#56 - i a post master just when i thought i could be anymore british  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Updated funnyjunk levels +1
User avatar #61 - thephoenix (11/14/2013) [-]
You could be a lot more British, that grammar is terrible and Britain begins with a capital B, sir.
I am English, i don't get your reference though.
User avatar #62 - doddythechef (11/14/2013) [-]
then you're fucking retard then
goodbye
User avatar #63 - thephoenix (11/14/2013) [-]
Then you're fucking retarded*
Do you even English, bro?
We have Royal Mail, pretty much all countries have some form of postal service, i believe you are fucking retarded, sir.
User avatar #77 - makonendrak (11/14/2013) [-]
Postmaster is a job title in the postal service
User avatar #108 - thephoenix (11/14/2013) [-]
Not sure if awesome or lame
#30 - well then 11/14/2013 on weresperm +1

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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