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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: dodson55
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc,wii
Video Games Played: halo,gears of war, total war, ect.
X-box Gamertag: Dodson155
Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#50 - Nah i like the looks of alberta want to visit banff do you…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +1
User avatar #51 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea Banff is amazing, and yea I live in Ontario though, in a very small town.
User avatar #119 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern or Northern?
User avatar #162 - iamwilldabeast (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern, an hour out of Toronto
User avatar #164 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I'm abit more southern, 30 mins south of London.
#61 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to be creepy but what very small town? i also live in a very small town in ontario
User avatar #62 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Not to worry haha, i live about a half hour away from Oshawa. How about yourself?
#64 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im like half an hour away from sarnia
User avatar #66 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ah cool, ever heard of Cobourg?
#67 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to sound overly canadian but im pretty sure ive played hockey against cobourg
User avatar #68 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh cool, we've probably played Sarnia in the past, I'm 19 so I don't know if you and i would have ever faced off.
#69 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im 18, so there might be a chance, but i shall stop commenting on this post because i have canadian things to do like shovel the driveway and patch up my igloo
User avatar #70 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ha same here, good talking
User avatar #52 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
oh nice dude
may i ask why does you visa system hurt me so much
User avatar #53 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't the slightest clue, I had the good fortune to be born here.
User avatar #55 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot harder
well i really cant wait
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#48 - well depends where i can get the job but im making sure its Al…  [+] (30 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +2
#140 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
This picture was actually taken in Alberta, about 3 hours from Banff (7 hours biking). Really nice area.
User avatar #71 - trollofhalo (12/09/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be going to the oil sands would you?
User avatar #116 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
no no im a chef will be working in the hotels
dw that new extension they are planning on hiring me haha
yes i try to keep up with new of the area
User avatar #124 - trollofhalo (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, 'cause that thing is bigger than Greece, so...
#150 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
Most Albertans have almost no contact with the Oil Sands, and get all of their news about them from local and foreign news sources. :/
User avatar #49 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Nice, Alberta tends to get more snow than a lot of places. But if you're REALLY wishing for snow try Newfoundland.
User avatar #50 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah i like the looks of alberta want to visit banff
do you live in canada then?
User avatar #51 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea Banff is amazing, and yea I live in Ontario though, in a very small town.
User avatar #119 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern or Northern?
User avatar #162 - iamwilldabeast (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern, an hour out of Toronto
User avatar #164 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I'm abit more southern, 30 mins south of London.
#61 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to be creepy but what very small town? i also live in a very small town in ontario
User avatar #62 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Not to worry haha, i live about a half hour away from Oshawa. How about yourself?
#64 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im like half an hour away from sarnia
User avatar #66 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ah cool, ever heard of Cobourg?
#67 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to sound overly canadian but im pretty sure ive played hockey against cobourg
User avatar #68 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh cool, we've probably played Sarnia in the past, I'm 19 so I don't know if you and i would have ever faced off.
#69 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im 18, so there might be a chance, but i shall stop commenting on this post because i have canadian things to do like shovel the driveway and patch up my igloo
User avatar #70 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ha same here, good talking
User avatar #52 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
oh nice dude
may i ask why does you visa system hurt me so much
User avatar #53 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't the slightest clue, I had the good fortune to be born here.
User avatar #55 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot harder
well i really cant wait
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#15 - one time when out clubbing got pretty ass drunk start mak… 12/09/2013 on He was smeckledorfed 0
#48 - how could i miss something this awesome 12/09/2013 on generation kill 0
#32 - I'm moving to canada in like 5 months i knew there wa…  [+] (34 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +29
User avatar #151 - trojanmannn (12/10/2013) [-]
You seem pretty well aware
User avatar #115 - gearshift (12/09/2013) [-]
Frostbite and pneumonia ho!
User avatar #46 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Depends where you go, welcome to Canada though. Where are you moving to friend?
User avatar #48 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well depends where i can get the job but im making sure its Alberta

lake louise is where i am hoping to go
#140 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
This picture was actually taken in Alberta, about 3 hours from Banff (7 hours biking). Really nice area.
User avatar #71 - trollofhalo (12/09/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be going to the oil sands would you?
User avatar #116 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
no no im a chef will be working in the hotels
dw that new extension they are planning on hiring me haha
yes i try to keep up with new of the area
User avatar #124 - trollofhalo (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, 'cause that thing is bigger than Greece, so...
#150 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
Most Albertans have almost no contact with the Oil Sands, and get all of their news about them from local and foreign news sources. :/
User avatar #49 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Nice, Alberta tends to get more snow than a lot of places. But if you're REALLY wishing for snow try Newfoundland.
User avatar #50 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah i like the looks of alberta want to visit banff
do you live in canada then?
User avatar #51 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea Banff is amazing, and yea I live in Ontario though, in a very small town.
User avatar #119 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern or Northern?
User avatar #162 - iamwilldabeast (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern, an hour out of Toronto
User avatar #164 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I'm abit more southern, 30 mins south of London.
#61 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to be creepy but what very small town? i also live in a very small town in ontario
User avatar #62 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Not to worry haha, i live about a half hour away from Oshawa. How about yourself?
#64 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im like half an hour away from sarnia
User avatar #66 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ah cool, ever heard of Cobourg?
#67 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to sound overly canadian but im pretty sure ive played hockey against cobourg
User avatar #68 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh cool, we've probably played Sarnia in the past, I'm 19 so I don't know if you and i would have ever faced off.
#69 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im 18, so there might be a chance, but i shall stop commenting on this post because i have canadian things to do like shovel the driveway and patch up my igloo
User avatar #70 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ha same here, good talking
User avatar #52 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
oh nice dude
may i ask why does you visa system hurt me so much
User avatar #53 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't the slightest clue, I had the good fortune to be born here.
User avatar #55 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot harder
well i really cant wait
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#26 - i laughed way to hard to this 12/09/2013 on Japan +3
#62 - annnnnnnd goodnight internet  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +43
#244 - undeadwill (12/09/2013) [-]
You lost m8

#61 - why are some bronies just this weird i may be one but…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +24
#172 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
Some dudes are just fucking weird to begin with and are so incredibly lonely that they attach themselves to something and ruin it for everyone else. That's what happened to the MLP fandom in it's early stages. We're slowly recovering though.
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User avatar #132 - rennat (12/09/2013) [-]
I decided I would go and find a picture of a normal looking brony to try and help, but I couldn't find any. I'd post a picture of my self, but that would seem a little... presumptious of me.
User avatar #232 - shadsword (12/09/2013) [-]
go to comment #75
#72 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
well, just because, they exist in every fandom, guess the brony fandom is just more noticeable being further out of line with the social norm then most.
User avatar #71 - Lainge (12/09/2013) [-]
"some"
#19 - Picture 12/09/2013 on What's a virgin? +2
#38 - so have i but just saying the more height you add the more dan…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I want to do this before I die -1
User avatar #39 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
You're assuming that a fall like that is dangerous, when you're blatantly avoiding the fact that people do it all the time.

If the person jumping was an idiot, he'd hurt himself. Most people? They know NOT to land like a brick.

That kind of height is dangerous if you faceplant, sure. Not if you pencil dive.
User avatar #41 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
Shit, I didn't mean pencil dive.
#20 - this picture made me get a bonner  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Ultimate Showdown!!! 0
User avatar #67 - mvtjets (12/09/2013) [-]
damn I hate getting bonners
User avatar #57 - goodatlosing (12/09/2013) [-]
(Bah)-(Ner) That's how I read that shit.
#34 - true but then you'll break your ankles  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I want to do this before I die -2
#35 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
I've done this before.

My family has done this before.

The summer camp I went to has done this before.

It isn't dangerous if you know what you're doing.
#38 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
so have i but just saying the more height you add the more dangerous it becomes

jesus sorry for try to keep people safe
User avatar #39 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
You're assuming that a fall like that is dangerous, when you're blatantly avoiding the fact that people do it all the time.

If the person jumping was an idiot, he'd hurt himself. Most people? They know NOT to land like a brick.

That kind of height is dangerous if you faceplant, sure. Not if you pencil dive.
User avatar #41 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
Shit, I didn't mean pencil dive.
#32 - would love to but that would hurt like **** h…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I want to do this before I die 0
User avatar #49 - kompleteciller (12/09/2013) [-]
your stupid how do people jump from like 100ft into water as long as you dont belly flop like a retard your fine
User avatar #36 - graydiggy (12/09/2013) [-]
How you land in the water is what makes it perfectly safe.

If you can manage to maintain a somewhat vertical position, head up, right before you hit the water, cross your ankles, and either put your arms to your sides or accros your chest. You will have your feet breaking the water first.

If you are head down, tuck your chin to your chest, feet and legs together and arms together. It helps to grasp your fingers together if you have time. Your hands will break the water.

I can jump from 100 ft and still be perfectly fine when I hit the water.
User avatar #33 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
You realize that you can position yourself mid-air, right?

Just practice a little before doing it, not that hard.
User avatar #34 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
true but then you'll break your ankles
#35 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
I've done this before.

My family has done this before.

The summer camp I went to has done this before.

It isn't dangerous if you know what you're doing.
#38 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
so have i but just saying the more height you add the more dangerous it becomes

jesus sorry for try to keep people safe
User avatar #39 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
You're assuming that a fall like that is dangerous, when you're blatantly avoiding the fact that people do it all the time.

If the person jumping was an idiot, he'd hurt himself. Most people? They know NOT to land like a brick.

That kind of height is dangerous if you faceplant, sure. Not if you pencil dive.
User avatar #41 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
Shit, I didn't mean pencil dive.
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but thats his shadow. lazy to lf a rhino pic
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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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