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Age: 21
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Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#45 - uh oh thats close by  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on Witty Gaming Reference 0
#46 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Indeed
#107 - no im going to work cringing thanks 12/12/2013 on Cringe comp +1
#169 - yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow canadian vi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2013 on I love canada 0
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
#30 - near maidstone yourself?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Witty Gaming Reference 0
#44 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Canterbury
User avatar #45 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
uh oh thats close by
#46 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Indeed
#67 - this to me far too long to understand 12/11/2013 on It's true! +1
#15 - Down in Kent is was the same was so thick here i could see…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2013 on Witty Gaming Reference 0
#17 - mechathefourth (12/11/2013) [-]
Where about in Kent?
User avatar #30 - doddythechef (12/11/2013) [-]
near maidstone yourself?
#44 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Canterbury
User avatar #45 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
uh oh thats close by
#46 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Indeed
#498 - man if you didnt say you were a guy i would of hit that … 12/11/2013 on Ashley's before & after... +1
#215 - reason we left our colonies was the extreme aggression after t… 12/11/2013 on Let's put a smile on that face +1
#1 - he did 1 jager bomb and i suppose to be impressed or something? 12/10/2013 on My friend Guido's hangover 0
#5 - cheer up buddy, you ace your finals and tell your ex to … 12/10/2013 on Just got dumped, need a... +3
#1 - i don't even have a word to describe how i feel right now …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Stinkbum +228
#117 - fficial (12/11/2013) [-]
#114 - cdsams (12/11/2013) [-]
This gif jif will better describe what you feel
User avatar #22 - creatablejam (12/11/2013) [-]
Laugching
#10 - ' we want more muslin rights ' well head back to a m…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Let's put a smile on that face +234
User avatar #436 - jntcoolman (12/11/2013) [-]
' we want more muslin rights '
Arent they basically saying "We want to take over your country"
User avatar #291 - salihzzz (12/11/2013) [-]
yup as a muslim from belgium i agree.
Fuck sharia for belgium thrust me most non-arab muslims here hate them too.
User avatar #140 - nass (12/11/2013) [-]
But let's not forget one thing: I'm not saying it's your fault, but all of these countries were colonies , being exploited and then left alone by themselves. Of course dictators and extremists come and take over the country.

I agree with you , that not adapting but demanding to change the laws is stupid. I'm muslim, my father and half of my family too. They come from Syria and trust me, they are not unhappy because they are muslim, but because all of their belongings and even innocent family members get bombed by some crazy ass dictator calles Assad.

User avatar #215 - doddythechef (12/11/2013) [-]
reason we left our colonies was the extreme aggression after the second world war
everyone wanted independence and we were sinking in war debt

so be did the one thing we could, cut our loses. Then all the dictators too over and threw out all the industrial owners and western workers. this leading to economic problems or arm dictator ships. An example of this is Zimbabwe.

But now we have corrupt politics trying control the middle east, so its only going to get worse and may even cause a 3rd world war
#200 - schnizel (12/11/2013) [-]
lel
#103 - speroo (12/11/2013) [-]
as a muslim, the problem is not in the religion at all, the problem of how our leaders use it, same happened to europe when their leaders used Christianity as an excuse for their action that lead europe into the dark ages, however if you read the bible or the holy quran you will find the exact opposite of what our leaders do, muslims want to leave their countries because they feel bad of whats happening, if you compare a western muslim with a middle eastern muslim, you will find that the western muslim is so much religious than the middle eastern because simply the western have read enough to know, while the eastern is just mislead by those who uses the religion to reach their own goals.
in summery, Your rules makes us more comfort to practice anything in it.

User avatar #235 - snowshark (12/11/2013) [-]
I'll point this out, just so you know. The extremists in the east are closer to the faith than the moderates in the west. The faith is founded on a fairly militant note compared to the more placid Christianity which sought to step away from the oppressive nature of Judaism (ha, that worked out well...).

However, whilst the extremists are closer to the core of the religion's teachings they are also violently negligent of the single most important one there is, that of peace. Hence whilst the extremists are closer to being the vision of what traditional Muslims were meant to be like, the western progressives are much closer to the best of the Muslim faith, embracing the notion of peace and shrugging the teachings of Jihad and Holy War.

Western freedom doesn't give Islam the ability to be Islam, it gives it the ability to become something more than that, something not held back by the ancient notions of dogma, propaganda, and war. Something far closer to what all religion should be about, virtues, morals, and peace. So whilst it seems the extremists are better 'Muslims' the progressives are much better 'People' and that in turn is better for the world in general (however it came about.)
#412 - kingoflint (12/11/2013) [-]
Your reply shows just how little you know about Islamic teachings. While the Qu'ran does give provisions for war they are very strict; meaning you do not fight except to defend yourself or your rights. Islamic specifically forbids pretty much everything the terrorists are doing and I can't think of a single way that they are closer to following scripture than moderate Muslims. They are closer to following all of the bull shit that has been made up and claimed to be religious teaching, despite the fact that it was created simply to justify their violent acts.
User avatar #166 - schnizel (12/11/2013) [-]
And communism works.
User avatar #94 - barenoizedub (12/11/2013) [-]
I live in England and my neighbor is a muslim, I convinced him and 2 of his friends to drink, go out with girls and just be an all round normal person, I think that there will be less extremists in the future just because the current generation of muslims are growing up in England/EU/US/Everywhere with technology that stops them having their eyes covered by parents and therefore more common sense.
User avatar #71 - AztecJew (12/11/2013) [-]
here here!
User avatar #66 - dyalibya (12/11/2013) [-]
I am a muslim and you are absolutely correct ....
#2 - Picture 12/10/2013 on AMERICA 0
#3 - im sorry 12/10/2013 on want +1
#41 - **doddythechef rolls 26** 12/10/2013 on Well its time FJ 0
#3 - just find a dropbox, thousands exist im sure 12/10/2013 on Hi ponytime! 0
#1 - oh hell yes also trixie as a name? i won't…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on want 0
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#3 - doddythechef (12/10/2013) [-]
im sorry
#116 - no no im a chef will be working in the hotels dw that new …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada 0
User avatar #124 - trollofhalo (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, 'cause that thing is bigger than Greece, so...
#150 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
Most Albertans have almost no contact with the Oil Sands, and get all of their news about them from local and foreign news sources. :/
#113 - well thats ******* confusing over here the police… 12/09/2013 on I love canada 0
#32 - can we not people please  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Daily Dose of God Dammit 0
User avatar #33 - jasonvgrace (12/09/2013) [-]
But I am person O_O
#57 - cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +2
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#55 - well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot ha…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +1
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#52 - oh nice dude may i ask why does you visa system hurt me so much  [+] (10 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +1
User avatar #53 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't the slightest clue, I had the good fortune to be born here.
User avatar #55 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot harder
well i really cant wait
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#50 - Nah i like the looks of alberta want to visit banff do you…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +1
User avatar #51 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea Banff is amazing, and yea I live in Ontario though, in a very small town.
User avatar #119 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern or Northern?
User avatar #162 - iamwilldabeast (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern, an hour out of Toronto
User avatar #164 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I'm abit more southern, 30 mins south of London.
#61 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to be creepy but what very small town? i also live in a very small town in ontario
User avatar #62 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Not to worry haha, i live about a half hour away from Oshawa. How about yourself?
#64 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im like half an hour away from sarnia
User avatar #66 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ah cool, ever heard of Cobourg?
#67 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to sound overly canadian but im pretty sure ive played hockey against cobourg
User avatar #68 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh cool, we've probably played Sarnia in the past, I'm 19 so I don't know if you and i would have ever faced off.
#69 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im 18, so there might be a chance, but i shall stop commenting on this post because i have canadian things to do like shovel the driveway and patch up my igloo
User avatar #70 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ha same here, good talking
User avatar #52 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
oh nice dude
may i ask why does you visa system hurt me so much
User avatar #53 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't the slightest clue, I had the good fortune to be born here.
User avatar #55 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot harder
well i really cant wait
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.
#48 - well depends where i can get the job but im making sure its Al…  [+] (30 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I love canada +2
#140 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
This picture was actually taken in Alberta, about 3 hours from Banff (7 hours biking). Really nice area.
User avatar #71 - trollofhalo (12/09/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be going to the oil sands would you?
User avatar #116 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
no no im a chef will be working in the hotels
dw that new extension they are planning on hiring me haha
yes i try to keep up with new of the area
User avatar #124 - trollofhalo (12/10/2013) [-]
Okay, 'cause that thing is bigger than Greece, so...
#150 - retepraamrod (12/10/2013) [-]
Most Albertans have almost no contact with the Oil Sands, and get all of their news about them from local and foreign news sources. :/
User avatar #49 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Nice, Alberta tends to get more snow than a lot of places. But if you're REALLY wishing for snow try Newfoundland.
User avatar #50 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
Nah i like the looks of alberta want to visit banff
do you live in canada then?
User avatar #51 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea Banff is amazing, and yea I live in Ontario though, in a very small town.
User avatar #119 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern or Northern?
User avatar #162 - iamwilldabeast (12/10/2013) [-]
Southern, an hour out of Toronto
User avatar #164 - derkarus (12/10/2013) [-]
Ah, I'm abit more southern, 30 mins south of London.
#61 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to be creepy but what very small town? i also live in a very small town in ontario
User avatar #62 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Not to worry haha, i live about a half hour away from Oshawa. How about yourself?
#64 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im like half an hour away from sarnia
User avatar #66 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ah cool, ever heard of Cobourg?
#67 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
not to sound overly canadian but im pretty sure ive played hockey against cobourg
User avatar #68 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh cool, we've probably played Sarnia in the past, I'm 19 so I don't know if you and i would have ever faced off.
#69 - tkellster (12/09/2013) [-]
im 18, so there might be a chance, but i shall stop commenting on this post because i have canadian things to do like shovel the driveway and patch up my igloo
User avatar #70 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Ha same here, good talking
User avatar #52 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
oh nice dude
may i ask why does you visa system hurt me so much
User avatar #53 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha I haven't the slightest clue, I had the good fortune to be born here.
User avatar #55 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well im just lucky being british otherwise it would be alot harder
well i really cant wait
User avatar #96 - bladeboy (12/09/2013) [-]
Chicks dig the English accent. Snow's not the only thing you'll be swimming in.
User avatar #56 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Yea you'll make it someday, good luck man.
User avatar #169 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
yo dude guess what gets released tomorrow

canadian visas baby!
User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
cheers dude, very know you might walk into a place im cooking in
User avatar #86 - nerfingatyourface (12/09/2013) [-]
When you are in Canada and it is snowing do not pull over for anything with blue lights because it's a snowplow.
User avatar #113 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
well thats fucking confusing over here the police use blue lights
User avatar #58 - iamwilldabeast (12/09/2013) [-]
Haha maybe eh, try putting maple syrup on crumpets and who knows what'll happen.

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
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How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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