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#74 - what part you from?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets 0
User avatar #75 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
South Western Ontario
User avatar #76 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh nice
planning on moving to alberta
User avatar #77 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Hope you like the cold mate, she's like -30c out there. and that's a warm day in winter.
User avatar #78 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i love the cold and want to go snowboarding
#81 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, your going to the right country.

you like what you see eh?
#82 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh yes baby
#83 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, that picture is of the Marmot Basin in jasper. want to check it out? go here: www.jasper.travel/content/downhill-skiing-and-snowboarding
#90 - gigamuffin (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
lake louise or jasper is mainly where i want to go
sweet jesus yes
User avatar #86 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your very welcome.
#6 - im ill and watched this for 5 minutes in a daze  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on THE REST OF THE DAYS ARE... +1
#30 - thalfak (12/25/2013) [-]
Wnat more?
#31 - thalfak (12/25/2013) [-]
Here's another one

It wasobiviously meant to say want
#69 - i cant wait to taste these meats fresh thank you sir  [+] (12 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets 0
#73 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your welcome, see you up here soon eh.
User avatar #74 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
what part you from?
User avatar #75 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
South Western Ontario
User avatar #76 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh nice
planning on moving to alberta
User avatar #77 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Hope you like the cold mate, she's like -30c out there. and that's a warm day in winter.
User avatar #78 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i love the cold and want to go snowboarding
#81 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, your going to the right country.

you like what you see eh?
#82 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh yes baby
#83 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, that picture is of the Marmot Basin in jasper. want to check it out? go here: www.jasper.travel/content/downhill-skiing-and-snowboarding
#90 - gigamuffin (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
lake louise or jasper is mainly where i want to go
sweet jesus yes
User avatar #86 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your very welcome.
#57 - i can eat bear in canada my god yes!  [+] (14 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets 0
User avatar #65 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
certain regulations involving diseases and such but yeah, you can.
You bag it you bought it.
Read this for more: outdoorcanada.ca/25224/hunting/big-game/dining-on-black-bear
#69 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i cant wait to taste these meats fresh
thank you sir
#73 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your welcome, see you up here soon eh.
User avatar #74 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
what part you from?
User avatar #75 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
South Western Ontario
User avatar #76 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh nice
planning on moving to alberta
User avatar #77 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Hope you like the cold mate, she's like -30c out there. and that's a warm day in winter.
User avatar #78 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i love the cold and want to go snowboarding
#81 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, your going to the right country.

you like what you see eh?
#82 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh yes baby
#83 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, that picture is of the Marmot Basin in jasper. want to check it out? go here: www.jasper.travel/content/downhill-skiing-and-snowboarding
#90 - gigamuffin (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
lake louise or jasper is mainly where i want to go
sweet jesus yes
User avatar #86 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your very welcome.
#53 - yep 3/4 months i hope 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets 0
#51 - well i actually hope when i move to canada to go hunting and u…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets 0
User avatar #56 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
The red tape in Canada involved with hunting is a nuisance, but it's a whole lot more of a hassle when you want to sell it. But you probably already know that.

Best meats are: Moose, Deer, Wild turkey, and for an expensive taste, Bear.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i can eat bear in canada
my god yes!
User avatar #65 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
certain regulations involving diseases and such but yeah, you can.
You bag it you bought it.
Read this for more: outdoorcanada.ca/25224/hunting/big-game/dining-on-black-bear
#69 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i cant wait to taste these meats fresh
thank you sir
#73 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your welcome, see you up here soon eh.
User avatar #74 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
what part you from?
User avatar #75 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
South Western Ontario
User avatar #76 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh nice
planning on moving to alberta
User avatar #77 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Hope you like the cold mate, she's like -30c out there. and that's a warm day in winter.
User avatar #78 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i love the cold and want to go snowboarding
#81 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, your going to the right country.

you like what you see eh?
#82 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh yes baby
#83 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, that picture is of the Marmot Basin in jasper. want to check it out? go here: www.jasper.travel/content/downhill-skiing-and-snowboarding
#90 - gigamuffin (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
lake louise or jasper is mainly where i want to go
sweet jesus yes
User avatar #86 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your very welcome.
User avatar #52 - trickyusername (12/23/2013) [-]
canada eh?
User avatar #53 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
yep 3/4 months i hope
#49 - well if im going to eat something its either cook it or hunt i…  [+] (20 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets -2
#50 - trickyusername (12/23/2013) [-]
you hunt your own food? i wish i was as awesome as you
User avatar #51 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
well i actually hope when i move to canada to go hunting and use the kill in the restaurant i will work at
User avatar #56 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
The red tape in Canada involved with hunting is a nuisance, but it's a whole lot more of a hassle when you want to sell it. But you probably already know that.

Best meats are: Moose, Deer, Wild turkey, and for an expensive taste, Bear.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i can eat bear in canada
my god yes!
User avatar #65 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
certain regulations involving diseases and such but yeah, you can.
You bag it you bought it.
Read this for more: outdoorcanada.ca/25224/hunting/big-game/dining-on-black-bear
#69 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i cant wait to taste these meats fresh
thank you sir
#73 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your welcome, see you up here soon eh.
User avatar #74 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
what part you from?
User avatar #75 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
South Western Ontario
User avatar #76 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh nice
planning on moving to alberta
User avatar #77 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Hope you like the cold mate, she's like -30c out there. and that's a warm day in winter.
User avatar #78 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i love the cold and want to go snowboarding
#81 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, your going to the right country.

you like what you see eh?
#82 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh yes baby
#83 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, that picture is of the Marmot Basin in jasper. want to check it out? go here: www.jasper.travel/content/downhill-skiing-and-snowboarding
#90 - gigamuffin (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
lake louise or jasper is mainly where i want to go
sweet jesus yes
User avatar #86 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your very welcome.
User avatar #52 - trickyusername (12/23/2013) [-]
canada eh?
User avatar #53 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
yep 3/4 months i hope
#46 - after working long hours cooking the last thing i want to do w…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/23/2013 on chicken niglets +7
#48 - trickyusername (12/23/2013) [-]
its not about what you want
User avatar #49 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
well if im going to eat something its either cook it or hunt it
so im pretty sure its up to me
#50 - trickyusername (12/23/2013) [-]
you hunt your own food? i wish i was as awesome as you
User avatar #51 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
well i actually hope when i move to canada to go hunting and use the kill in the restaurant i will work at
User avatar #56 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
The red tape in Canada involved with hunting is a nuisance, but it's a whole lot more of a hassle when you want to sell it. But you probably already know that.

Best meats are: Moose, Deer, Wild turkey, and for an expensive taste, Bear.
User avatar #57 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i can eat bear in canada
my god yes!
User avatar #65 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
certain regulations involving diseases and such but yeah, you can.
You bag it you bought it.
Read this for more: outdoorcanada.ca/25224/hunting/big-game/dining-on-black-bear
#69 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i cant wait to taste these meats fresh
thank you sir
#73 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your welcome, see you up here soon eh.
User avatar #74 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
what part you from?
User avatar #75 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
South Western Ontario
User avatar #76 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh nice
planning on moving to alberta
User avatar #77 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Hope you like the cold mate, she's like -30c out there. and that's a warm day in winter.
User avatar #78 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
i love the cold and want to go snowboarding
#81 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, your going to the right country.

you like what you see eh?
#82 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
oh yes baby
#83 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Well then, that picture is of the Marmot Basin in jasper. want to check it out? go here: www.jasper.travel/content/downhill-skiing-and-snowboarding
#90 - gigamuffin (12/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
lake louise or jasper is mainly where i want to go
sweet jesus yes
User avatar #86 - sergeantwazup (12/23/2013) [-]
Your very welcome.
User avatar #52 - trickyusername (12/23/2013) [-]
canada eh?
User avatar #53 - doddythechef (12/23/2013) [-]
yep 3/4 months i hope
#18 - thats cuz i like policites on both side  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals 0
User avatar #19 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
Interesting. While most of my ideals are left, a few of mine are right, as well.
#16 - i'll have you knw i'm a conservative/communist politically …  [+] (47 new replies) 12/22/2013 on fucking liberals -8
User avatar #376 - sursum (12/23/2013) [-]
How in the love of fuck could this possibly work?
User avatar #17 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
Communists are left, Conservatives are on the right.
#170 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
Lets compromise, Be National Socialist.

Captcha: 908 + 3 = 911
User avatar #297 - exclamation (12/23/2013) [-]
Germany tried that once
#323 - HaloMythbuster (12/23/2013) [-]
Germany tried to blow up the World Trade Center?
User avatar #324 - exclamation (12/23/2013) [-]
"Nazi" comes from "Nationalist Socialist" in German
#326 - HaloMythbuster (12/23/2013) [-]
I meant the Captcha
User avatar #329 - exclamation (12/23/2013) [-]
I didn't address the captcha. I addressed Nationalism Socialism.
#331 - HaloMythbuster (12/23/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #92 - plainarcane (12/22/2013) [-]
It depends on what issues you're looking at. Political inclination is measured in two ways: economic views, and social views. Generally, people who are economically liberal believe in greater regulation (less free market) and people who are socially liberal believe in greater freedoms and less government authority (no death sentence, allow gay marriage, etc). Communism is about as liberal as it gets economically speaking, but one could be a communist and still be a conservative on social issues like gun ownership and abortion and such.
User avatar #238 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
Being communist and opposing gun ownership would be a contradiction though. Still, there are a few "communists" who oppose the idea of gun ownership by civilians, but they're usually idiots who are only communist in name because it's cool *cough* some CPUSA members *cough*.

“… the workers must be armed and organized. The whole proletariat must be armed at once with muskets, rifles, cannon and ammunition… Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary. ” – Karl Marx, Address of the Central Committee to the Communist League
User avatar #243 - plainarcane (12/23/2013) [-]
You're talking about Marxism though, which is a specific branch of communism. Not all communists are Marxists.
User avatar #245 - jewishcommunazi (12/23/2013) [-]
All the other branches besides marxism I know are more libertarian-leaning, so my guess is that they don't like those kinds of laws either.
User avatar #247 - plainarcane (12/23/2013) [-]
Well I don't know much about communism or its different sub-groups so I can't really argue with you here, but I would imagine Maoists and Stalinists would be pretty strongly opposed to basically all personal liberties (or at least those who actually know what those men were like and still support them).

P.S: When you mentioned that communism and opposing gun ownership is a contradiction in terms you were really strengthening my point, as my point was that communism is only a set of economic principles and it does not apply to social issues.
User avatar #250 - jewishcommunazi (12/23/2013) [-]
Maoism and Stalinism are regarded as branches of marxism (Stalinism is a continuation of marxism-leninism, maoism is modified so that peasants are the ones that carry out the revolution rather than the proletariat). I heard Stalin confiscated guns from peasants at some point but he still remained pro-gun philosophically. After the Maoist revolution, I don't know how gun ownership was dealt with.
User avatar #259 - jewishcommunazi (12/23/2013) [-]
UPDATE: According to the internet there were no laws that prohibited the use of firearms under Maoist China. When they did appear, the capitalist reforms already took place, which basically means the government at that time didn't really give a shit about Maoism anymore.
#22 - stalini (12/22/2013) [-]
You can be a conservative-communist though.
User avatar #24 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
i don't see how that works, but tell me...
User avatar #151 - haroldsaxon (12/22/2013) [-]
There's a lot of different forms of communism, and conservatism basically means you're against improvement or being open for new ideas. It could work, but are generally contradictive except for the new idea part
User avatar #42 - djequalizee (12/22/2013) [-]
You can have views from both sides of the spectrum. It's not like you're obligated to be full left or right winged
User avatar #32 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
Socially conservative. While communists are generally more libertarian on social issues, there's nothing that stops a devoted communist to be socially conservative.
User avatar #41 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
How so? This entire... thing... has piqued my interest.
User avatar #50 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
Stalin, for example, made abortion and homosexuality illegal during his rule, even though it was Lenin and the boys that legalized it.
User avatar #53 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
I don't really agree with Stalin too much. He was quite extreme when it wasn't called for... The curse of being under 5' 7"...
User avatar #58 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
True, but so was Lenin sometimes, even though he wasn't as much as Stalin.
User avatar #27 - sirbutterballs (12/22/2013) [-]
con·serv·a·tive
kənˈsərvətiv/Submit
adjective
1.
holding to traditional attitudes and values and cautious about change or innovation, typically in relation to politics or religion.


Don't say nothin' bout what government system it's gotta be m8.
User avatar #38 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
>Communism
>Government system
Pick one.
#61 - sirbutterballs (12/22/2013) [-]
Yous see comrade, old Russian communism is like american gun. It made well first off, you will be able to use for long time without worry. But in long term one must clean and fix gun. If owner of gun is not of the fanatic, he will not care of the gun well. Gun will fall in disrepair. It break too easy and it won't function making gun puny and useless. If we make communism like Kalashnikov we will be of the unstoppable. No need for worry as gun is as good as Russian who carry it ans the Russian who carry it will be good.
User avatar #296 - exclamation (12/23/2013) [-]
You see comrade, no one explains it as well as you do.
#88 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
Revisionism in Soviet Russia is like a rail system in an AK47.
#181 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
agreed. Just go for the modern variant if you want a rail system.
#185 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, a rail system in an AK-47 isn't the worst thing a person could do to a gun.
User avatar #212 - sirbutterballs (12/22/2013) [-]
Oh fucking ew.
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User avatar #52 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
By definition, there's no government under communism.
#79 - anonymous (12/22/2013) [-]
thats anarchy... communism is just less control by the governments.
User avatar #84 - jewishcommunazi (12/22/2013) [-]
Communism and anarchism share the exact same final goal, but the methods differ a lot.
#62 - sirbutterballs (12/22/2013) [-]
Well you learn something new everyday.
User avatar #51 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
Sure, okay...
#25 - stalini (12/22/2013) [-]
What do you think conservative means? a capitalist?
User avatar #36 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
No. I believe it is someone who is too attached to the old values and won't push in the clutch to the new values.
#44 - stalini (12/22/2013) [-]
Ok then, in Soviet Union, conservatives were communists then.
User avatar #47 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
Hmmm... I see... So that better explains a few things...
#55 - stalini (12/22/2013) [-]
Anyway, communism is economic system and conservatism is about social values, so they don't contradict eachother at all.
User avatar #56 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
I know what the former is, I just never cared enough about the latter to study it.
User avatar #18 - doddythechef (12/22/2013) [-]
thats cuz i like policites on both side
User avatar #19 - exclamation (12/22/2013) [-]
Interesting. While most of my ideals are left, a few of mine are right, as well.
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me> 8======='''',=======D~~~~~~ <your mom
#3 - doddythechef (12/17/2013) [-]
do you mean like this
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#46 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Indeed
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User avatar #170 - iamwilldabeast (12/12/2013) [-]
Haha well congrats man, you'll be in the true north strong and free any time now.
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#44 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Canterbury
User avatar #45 - doddythechef (12/12/2013) [-]
uh oh thats close by
#46 - mechathefourth (12/12/2013) [-]
Indeed

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Uh...
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hello
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How are you?
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im good u
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I'm great.
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nice! why u great?
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Why not?
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ok then ahha
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Hello.
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ummmm hi
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How are you?
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That sucks. oh god that gif
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You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
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gladly accepted thank you
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You'r welcome sir
 
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