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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: dodson55
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc,wii
Video Games Played: halo,gears of war, total war, ect.
X-box Gamertag: Dodson155
Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:4/15/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#32 - would love to but that would hurt like **** h…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I want to do this before I die 0
User avatar #49 - kompleteciller (12/09/2013) [-]
your stupid how do people jump from like 100ft into water as long as you dont belly flop like a retard your fine
User avatar #36 - graydiggy (12/09/2013) [-]
How you land in the water is what makes it perfectly safe.

If you can manage to maintain a somewhat vertical position, head up, right before you hit the water, cross your ankles, and either put your arms to your sides or accros your chest. You will have your feet breaking the water first.

If you are head down, tuck your chin to your chest, feet and legs together and arms together. It helps to grasp your fingers together if you have time. Your hands will break the water.

I can jump from 100 ft and still be perfectly fine when I hit the water.
User avatar #33 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
You realize that you can position yourself mid-air, right?

Just practice a little before doing it, not that hard.
User avatar #34 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
true but then you'll break your ankles
#35 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
I've done this before.

My family has done this before.

The summer camp I went to has done this before.

It isn't dangerous if you know what you're doing.
#38 - doddythechef (12/09/2013) [-]
so have i but just saying the more height you add the more dangerous it becomes

jesus sorry for try to keep people safe
User avatar #39 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
You're assuming that a fall like that is dangerous, when you're blatantly avoiding the fact that people do it all the time.

If the person jumping was an idiot, he'd hurt himself. Most people? They know NOT to land like a brick.

That kind of height is dangerous if you faceplant, sure. Not if you pencil dive.
User avatar #41 - aangbingo (12/09/2013) [-]
Shit, I didn't mean pencil dive.
#37 - oh i was expecting a chef joke i'll just leave then 12/08/2013 on Hungry? +3
#120 - man i was having a feel then bam! just perfect 12/08/2013 on yes it is +12
#59 - lus Zimbabwe has a new currency so you wont be able to check t… 12/08/2013 on Inflation 0
#76 - dude that is harsh as **** also i think he sh… 12/08/2013 on Remember this win? 0
#1 - that line yes  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Great Kid. Don't get Cocky +44
#34 - wagastragas (12/06/2013) [-]
but thats his shadow. lazy to lf a rhino pic
#310 - Picture 12/01/2013 on Jabba the Hut +2
#29 - Picture 12/01/2013 on Whats the issue? +2
#71 - uh oh 12/01/2013 on WTF Fun Facts 2 +1
#31 - I thik its worse i know this is Rainbow Crust 12/01/2013 on Quality time with mommy 0
#84 - i laughed and now im extremely angry with you 11/30/2013 on Lemon sauce +2
#62 - dear god 11/29/2013 on Big Shark +2
#116 - that made my day 11/28/2013 on Plot twist +1
#35 - well **** from terminator on sega genasis 11/28/2013 on 'MURICA 0
#22 - Picture 11/28/2013 on Vittu saatana homo +3
#101 - Picture 11/28/2013 on Ladies and Gentlemen, the... +1
#474 - nah my art skills suck thats why i butcher things rather t… 11/28/2013 on I'll start +1
#1 - Picture 11/27/2013 on Exploding whale +1
#71 - Picture 11/27/2013 on When I have a daughter 0
#17 - mfw i hear he tried raping two babies i didnt think a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Kids +5
#37 - nuclearderp (11/27/2013) [-]
MFW I actually used to like some of Lost Prophets older stuff.
#26 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
I think it was a 2 year old baby or something. Fucked up shit right there.
User avatar #44 - ztron (11/27/2013) [-]
#18 - diamondperzik (11/26/2013) [-]
#76 - time to burn the house down 11/23/2013 on fuck fuck fuck 0
#32 - why dont you **** off dragon ball z is a grea… 11/23/2013 on The Sad Story Of Yamcha +1
#21 - oh funnyjunk story time from last summer with my grandparents … 11/23/2013 on (untitled) 0
#69 - that looks exactly like my old dog he was so soppy he would cr… 11/19/2013 on Lethal as always 0
#93 - 0i tried my best not to laugh i failed horribly 11/19/2013 on See you in hell. 0

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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