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Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: dodson55
Consoles Owned: xbox,pc,wii
Video Games Played: halo,gears of war, total war, ect.
X-box Gamertag: Dodson155
Interests: pony,american football,marketing
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Maidstone Uk
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well im a Brony, love funnyjunk
work as a chef hense the name
an im sure if you live in knet u would of heard about the resturant i work in
Training to work in marketingso funny junk always gives me ideas !!

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#44 - dont worry buddy i got you  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Who wouldn't want to live... +2
#46 - hazelnutqt (01/20/2014) [-]
Excellent my dear friend. Unfortunately they do not have the WiFi info I requested, guess I'll have to look into this in some other way.
Have a thumb and one of my favourite pictures. It is a picture from the Sheldon series. Sheldon is a tiny dinosaur, wearing an acorn, who believes that he is in fact a turtle.
User avatar #47 - doddythechef (01/20/2014) [-]
still use is as a zombie base, fish for food and basic farming

and sheldon the tiny dino is the shit !
#48 - hazelnutqt (01/20/2014) [-]
Yes.. Yes.. Most excellent. I believe I will turn it into a lair to work on something nefarious.. Haven't quite decided on my method or reason for being nefarious or indeed menacing quite yet.
This will make an most excellent lair to train my horde.
Pic related; another one of Sheldon's wacky adventures, ohh how he makes me smile. (also how I plan to dress to establish authority with my unending amount of unthinking minions. gotta plan ahead.)
#139 - i expected this actually 01/19/2014 on Funnyjunk lately +2
#430 - the science we have been waiting for what will happen… 01/19/2014 on Preparation +1
#171 - Picture 01/18/2014 on This is my favourite gif +2
#28 - last summer i worked next to 2 solid tops that were 200'C and … 01/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
#47 - wait no ban you are the god funnyjunk profersisted about 01/17/2014 on Just Some Scrubs +3
#13 - yer when you actually make it sound like sarcasm 01/16/2014 on The future is today +2
#11 - did you actually watch the gif?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/16/2014 on The future is today +7
#12 - peejay (01/16/2014) [-]
do you know what sarcasm is?
User avatar #35 - profkitty (01/17/2014) [-]
Text on a screen does not carry over sarcasm, sarcasm is mostly in tone of voice.
User avatar #100 - longboarders (01/17/2014) [-]
Um...that gif showed me a lot of sarcasm. I'm not sure about everyone else, but I can usually depict sarcasm depending on the reaction pic, if there is one.
User avatar #102 - profkitty (01/17/2014) [-]
The thing is Text and sarcasm does not mix, when it is applied in text it is nearly impossible to have the sarcasm come across without saying so in advance/during/after. I understand your point, but the majority of people/users won't understand/detect it. This is one thing I have never understood with people using sarcasm on the Internet, it rarely works and makes them look like an ass, as in above example(s).
User avatar #103 - longboarders (01/17/2014) [-]
True, true.
User avatar #13 - doddythechef (01/16/2014) [-]
yer when you actually make it sound like sarcasm
#8 - that driver what a ******* asshole guy g…  [+] (19 new replies) 01/16/2014 on The future is today +32
User avatar #57 - xsirxrepostxalotx (01/17/2014) [-]
Because you can totally see down by your passenger side wheel from the driver's seat of a car (you can see the traffic in the background so can tell the guy on the ground is on the passenger side.)
User avatar #49 - loneranger (01/17/2014) [-]
Well the guy did walk out in front of a moving car. I don't know about you but I would have waited until it was safe to walk to hurry up and not walk slow like a dick.
#120 - thewulfman (01/17/2014) [-]
You're making assumptions about why he was walking slowly. He could have a medical condition causing him pain. We'll never know, so don't make assumptions.

Regardless, worst case, he's a bit carefree and lazy. Not something that deserves being run over.

User avatar #131 - loneranger (01/17/2014) [-]
But why would you just walk in front of a moving car? What he should have done was make eye contact with the driver and make sure both parties were acknowledging each other.
User avatar #50 - loneranger (01/17/2014) [-]
Wait until it was safe to walk or hurry up and and not dick around walking slowly in front of someone in traffic.*
User avatar #32 - weirdojones (01/17/2014) [-]
He's driving a BMW what did you expect
#10 - peejay (01/16/2014) [-]
his head got hurt, not his legs
User avatar #38 - greenstrongworld (01/17/2014) [-]
**greenstrongworld demands source**
#30 - remilia (01/17/2014) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at "Auto Avengers" ** this anime looks like it had a deep sad story.

what is its name?
User avatar #69 - Rei (01/17/2014) [-]
Boku no Pico
#80 - remilia (01/17/2014) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Horses and ponies **
>2014
>find boku no pico still funny


please.
User avatar #90 - hentaisweetie (01/17/2014) [-]
that roll is so relivant
#11 - doddythechef (01/16/2014) [-]
did you actually watch the gif?
#12 - peejay (01/16/2014) [-]
do you know what sarcasm is?
User avatar #35 - profkitty (01/17/2014) [-]
Text on a screen does not carry over sarcasm, sarcasm is mostly in tone of voice.
User avatar #100 - longboarders (01/17/2014) [-]
Um...that gif showed me a lot of sarcasm. I'm not sure about everyone else, but I can usually depict sarcasm depending on the reaction pic, if there is one.
User avatar #102 - profkitty (01/17/2014) [-]
The thing is Text and sarcasm does not mix, when it is applied in text it is nearly impossible to have the sarcasm come across without saying so in advance/during/after. I understand your point, but the majority of people/users won't understand/detect it. This is one thing I have never understood with people using sarcasm on the Internet, it rarely works and makes them look like an ass, as in above example(s).
User avatar #103 - longboarders (01/17/2014) [-]
True, true.
User avatar #13 - doddythechef (01/16/2014) [-]
yer when you actually make it sound like sarcasm
#34 - there college is equivalent to our universitaires wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on College +2
User avatar #35 - bradyfoursixthree (01/16/2014) [-]
Ah. Interesting. I don't plan on going to University unless I ultimately have to.
#28 - h yer thats the stuff  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Oh fuck yea. . . +3
#71 - justleaving (01/16/2014) [-]
#22 - i really could of done without seeing that 01/13/2014 on Cringe 0
#21 - watch the movie abd you'll understand 01/11/2014 on Ellen 0
#16 - we get it you a lesbian ! now just shut up  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Ellen -1
#18 - anonymous (01/11/2014) [-]
why is beetlejuice marrying the mightyboosh?
User avatar #21 - doddythechef (01/11/2014) [-]
watch the movie abd you'll understand
#4 - if only the england cricketers played that good in the last as…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on HeMan Battle Roar +5
User avatar #34 - wizzerdofaus (01/10/2014) [-]
Carberry's bat
#22 - IFUCKRAKES (01/10/2014) [-]
lel
#14 - Sauropoda they grew up to 60 meters don't * that … 01/10/2014 on A Canadian fact 0
#15 - im planning on moving to canada very soon for a who;e year … 01/10/2014 on Meanwhile in Canada +2
#1 - 1950's wants it's joke back 01/08/2014 on Best prank ever +1
#1 - i clicked play why !! jesus why! 01/08/2014 on Only at Walmart 0
#3 - you cant just ask for free money i'd understand if he… 01/08/2014 on My friend needs some help 0
#14 - well that made me cringe badly and im even a brony 01/08/2014 on They're reproducing. +1
#171 - yer im worried too thing is shes looking pretty ill lately… 01/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
#104 - that sounds like a gay orgy 01/02/2014 on ...................... +2
#3 - implying it hasn't been posted 1000 time already  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2014 on imagine the smell 0
User avatar #4 - jackmanagan (01/01/2014) [-]
havent seen it for months.
#1 - once hes finished  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on Duck Tales +137
User avatar #22 - nimithecat (01/02/2014) [-]
Wow check out that heart-loving lady...

At first i thought it was a gold digger, but on closer inspection,
she only glances at the coin ONCE, and looks away immediately- rejecting it.

Then shockingly, she begins to cry.
Folks... maybe she's not a gold digger, maybe she's a lady who loves the shit out of him, and doesn't care about the money. She felt rejected.
Unwanted.

That poor chick, suddenly I cant just see her as "that bitch on the sidewalk"

Dem feels...
User avatar #10 - birdlaw (01/02/2014) [-]
Alpha as fuck

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User avatar #10 to #9 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
runner away!
User avatar #11 to #10 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Uh...
User avatar #12 to #11 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #13 to #12 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
im good u
User avatar #15 to #14 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #16 to #15 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
nice! why u great?
User avatar #17 to #16 - enderslayer (11/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #18 to #17 - doddythechef (11/14/2012) [-]
ok then ahha
User avatar #4 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
ummmm hi
User avatar #6 to #5 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
How are you?
#7 to #6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
tired
tired
User avatar #8 to #7 - enderslayer (10/21/2012) [-]
That sucks. oh god that gif
User avatar #1 - TinFoil (10/12/2012) [-]
You are a piece of **** . Just saying.
User avatar #2 to #1 - doddythechef (10/12/2012) [-]
gladly accepted thank you
User avatar #3 to #2 - TinFoil (10/13/2012) [-]
You'r welcome sir
 
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