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docvolto

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#59 - Is this a cringe comp? 13 hours ago on Other People Know We Exist +6
#39 - Picture 02/27/2015 on The Immortal Words of Ice Cube +5
#32 - yeah, that's kinda why I noted it as being the "Most …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on The Immortal Words of Ice Cube +7
User avatar #36 - catburglarpenis (02/27/2015) [-]
With that logic, President Obama is the most accurate representation of President Obama in action. I think he gets it at least 77% right.
#53 - imdan (02/27/2015) [-]
#39 - docvolto (02/27/2015) [-]
#5 - **** yeah gen kill Most on point representati…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/26/2015 on The Immortal Words of Ice Cube +33
User avatar #30 - catburglarpenis (02/27/2015) [-]
You do realize that the series is based on the book... and contained lines recorded in the book, from real Marines... and some of those Marines are actually there in the series?
#32 - docvolto (02/27/2015) [-]
yeah,
that's kinda why I noted it as being the "Most on point representation of Marines in action"
User avatar #36 - catburglarpenis (02/27/2015) [-]
With that logic, President Obama is the most accurate representation of President Obama in action. I think he gets it at least 77% right.
#53 - imdan (02/27/2015) [-]
#39 - docvolto (02/27/2015) [-]
#20 - fresighto (02/27/2015) [-]
Hell yea bruh
User avatar #10 - roninneko (02/26/2015) [-]
MRE cookies...
#26 - notyaoming (02/27/2015) [-]
They schwacked my fucking cookies!
#7 - Not posting the version with sound The … 02/26/2015 on Let's learn pole dance +1
#4 - You wanna calm down there friend? 02/18/2015 on Totally +116
#7 - Of gmod? Sorry to spoil it for ya m8, but gmod's pretty de…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Left shark in Garry's Mod! -2
User avatar #8 - feindmachines (02/18/2015) [-]
well with how much youtube Is throwing gmod at my related videos I assumed someone was still playing it.
#87 - >People who wear Skyrim Jewelry in public >People wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Every -3
User avatar #89 - basaltface (02/12/2015) [-]
cant say that they look all too bad, id wear one to be honest
#35 - You guys need to stop overreacting every time someone on your …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on based mom just recked a scrub -3
#38 - mastercolossus (02/10/2015) [-]
you sound like a stereotypical shitlord which they are actually trying to paint us as.
#63 - To add on to it: Testicles also hang down "outside&qu…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Good guy testicles +46
User avatar #136 - mytomanenbre (02/10/2015) [-]
Why don't just nature make sperms protective against warmer climate, instead of making them super vounerable and put them outside the body for cooling reasons.. What? I know it all makes scence in a weird way but still just.. why.
User avatar #79 - mrishouldstudy (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, thats a bit overdramatic. The sperm cells wouldn't die if the testicles always stayed inside the body. The production rate however, would go down.

Sauce: wikipedia quote: "The testes work best at temperatures slightly less than core body temperature[citation needed]. The spermatogenesis is less efficient at lower and higher temperatures[which?]. This is presumably why the testes are located outside the body[citation needed]."
User avatar #108 - wrpen (02/10/2015) [-]
[Citation needed]
User avatar #71 - SilentStranger (02/10/2015) [-]
and when it's really cold, they snuggle you to keep warm
User avatar #100 - greatsofa (02/10/2015) [-]
Thats the first time I've ever thought of testicles and gone "Awhh, cute!"

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User avatar #1 - theflamingfire (06/21/2014) [-]
You really pissed off those weeaboos today
#3 to #1 - rihardololz (07/05/2014) [-]
seems you have bad taste on plebeian trolls like him also he don't even trying but if he do then god have mercy on his soul.
seems you have bad taste on plebeian trolls like him also he don't even trying but if he do then god have mercy on his soul.
#4 to #3 - docvolto (07/06/2014) [-]
>i see ****** unfunny post and post a reaction image that suits my genuine reaction
>called a troll because opinion differs from theirs
>k
#5 to #4 - rihardololz (07/07/2014) [-]
you have too many opinions
#6 to #5 - docvolto (07/07/2014) [-]
I think shows with bland and repetitive-"OH EM GEE SO RANDOM XD"-humor that over sexualize children and women for the enjoyment of greasy man-child virgins is an "ignorant opinion"

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#7 to #6 - rihardololz (07/07/2014) [-]
oh look you have more opinions well you never see that since you're ignorant **** .
User avatar #8 to #7 - docvolto (07/07/2014) [-]
Hey don't come up on my profile and get ass blasted when I spout more of my "ignorant" opinions.
I'm sure if I was singing the praises of men ******* little boys dressed as little girls in a cartoon format, my opinion wouldn't seem so ignorant to you.

As for your last post, punctuation man! Took me a good five minutes to even try to decode what you were blabbering on about.
#9 to #8 - rihardololz (07/07/2014) [-]
what you've just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your edgy, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.  Everybody is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
what you've just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your edgy, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everybody is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
#10 to #9 - docvolto (07/07/2014) [-]
Good Movie, 10/10 Reference, Good Job
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