...This... THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOSH

I didn't actually expect you to but you did...

Thank you. This is brilliant. It has been stickied forever cause I love it.

Welcome to FJ!

Been on here for a few years now, only had the account for about a year. Just never had anyone send me a request, or felt like sending one myself. XD But thank you, Doctor.

Well I'm happy to be your first friend. You're quite welcome as well.

Only if you can handle it.

okie lets go i went to a magic weird tower full of assasin creatures and im still alive by season 3 so why not a trip with an alien doctor across time and space and dimensions?

We're off then! Anywhere in particular you'd like to travel?

I want to reach the top of The Tower for story's sake.

That wouldn't happen to be the Tower of God, now would it?

well, yes, actually..

that's the universe where I belong. I think.

It's not like we people know whats about here, only that we must climb, so our wishes will be fulfilled.

You're from another universe?

well.. yeah, i suppose so. Your tardis can travel trought time and space, maybe it can travel trought dimensions as well. Anyway here at the tower there are many powerfull creatures that are willingly to hurt you for seemingly no reason at all. Pretty scary.

Thats why I betrayed my childhood friend who had total complete belief in me and left him to die in a huge watertank, while I climbed the tower with some random powerful dudes supplied by the speculated true master of the tower.

Interesting. I've traveled between dimensions before, but only one other time. TARDIS's can barely handle it.

Eh, I'm sure I've seen worse. There was this one incident with nanobots and World War Two. Everything was fine but it got bad at the end.

Anyway, if you're from another dimension, how did you get here?

Excellent self-criticizing summary. Thank you madam.

Well, I speculate that I have some sort of conection with dimension traveling.

You see, before I entered the tower, I was living in a dark cave. But then, suddenly I entered the tower.

The tower is a very strange place. Although it is called a tower, it is more like a whole world in itself. there are 3 main parts of the tower; the outer tower, smaller in comparison with the main tower, were the so-called ''pleb'' by the main tower inhabitants live, the main tower, whose inhabitants are chosen by a powerful being, and a third place which existance is mentioned, but nothing more.

So, only the main tower is huge. There have been 134 floors discovered, and each one of them is as big as a continent. Also there are not any kind of stairs connecting the floors, you travel between them in a sort of teleportation manner.

So for me, its not so weird to be teleported to another world altogether.

Oh yes, I've heard of this tower. It's legend is quite common. I've been meaning to drop by there for a while. I guess now's as good at time as ever! Hold onto something...!

very well then, i will hold onto my own hair

not at all. so when will we reach our detination?

About now! Care to step outside?

ermahgerd were are we

...Well, the coordinates say the Tower, but all I'm seeing is landscape...

must be a floor. they are big as continents.

we should be careful, although it looks nice, there can be dangerous beasts, and things that are not beasts, hiding.

It depends on which floor we are, actually.

Sorry, don't know the floor. This entire tower is shielded. Not even the TARDIS can get through.

Ah well. Let's go poke things with a stick 'till something bites it!

It'll certainly keep you safe. How do you like mine?

Thanks man, I needed a snack.

I think you need a hug.

d-d-d-d-double **** you

You asked me to

And when/where did this transpire?

my content

King ********

OH OKAY

Sorry. I thumb all content I come across, and considering the recent influx of ********* /'if you post I'll do something's, I should have many others things written on my board by now. Oh well. Thanks for taking the time to do so!

thefirstdoctor

I figure we should include him too

I'm gonna need another watch

wtf where did you come from

I came all across Funnyjunk, to reply to your comment

Nobody ever finds me....

I wonder why?

Oh, this shall be fun!

Let the waiting commence. I'm going to time this...

Tally-Ho, chap! How goes it?

14 hours, 49 minutes. Not bad! It goes well here, Doctor. How's your companion? I don't know which one you're on now...

Oh you know. My true companion is Bessie. If you mean the female I drag around, it's ms. Grant. She's a bit shy today. You probably remember how it is. How the Tardis doing? I hope you haven't changed the neuron-mercury transfluid flux-axis, have you? And the round things are still there I presume?

Sorry about late reply, computer troubles

Of course.

Oh she's doing well! A little ruffed up, but then who wouldn't after however long.

Ah, that. Well, you see, I think there was a mercury leak of some sort, so the TARDIS replaced it with a hexagonal multi-plasma electron linkage.

As for the round things, no, those are gone. Shame though; I loved the round things. Ah well. Enjoy them while they last!

Oh well. I guess everything has it's time. And don't worry, I read this message two weeks ago, but tomorrow and today at the same time. Long story, involving the ice warriors and the daleks . Anyways, computer troubles is the worst. Do you remember the time we tried to run the time rotor on Linux? That was a drag.

Stay safe, doctor.

Yes, we would know. Ha! I remember that! Oh don't even remind me. That was one of my rare dumber moments. The rotor never did work quite as smoothly afterwards.

To you as well, Doctor. Thanks for a truly intelligent conversation!

Careful; we don't want to scramble the timelines...

That just takes the fun out of everything.

Well... I guess we could have a little fun. How's London 1558? I know someone there who could give us a grand welcoming. I promised I'd come back anyway. Hope I land at the right time... she'd be very mad if I was late, especially for our honeymoon.

honeymoon?

Yeah, had a little pop back a while ago and ended up accidentally marrying Queen Elizabeth while searching for a Zygon. Nasty thing... wonder what happened to it...

This wasn't meant to happen... I havent touched another woman years. Not since i ran away with susan