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#2411 - Why was this in my suggestions 02/26/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2409 - uh...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2410 - kingalister (02/26/2015) [-]
#2411 - doctorque (02/26/2015) [-]
Why was this in my suggestions
#2407 - I mean one of us went and got security to see to him. We don't… 02/26/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2405 - Someone died within 10 metres of me and paramedics were defibr…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2406 - kingalister (02/26/2015) [-]
#2410 - kingalister (02/26/2015) [-]
#2411 - doctorque (02/26/2015) [-]
Why was this in my suggestions
User avatar #2407 - doctorque (02/26/2015) [-]
I mean one of us went and got security to see to him. We don't need no dude laying on the ground.
#2373 - im an undergrad computer scientist, I will say yes 02/25/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2369 - Ill come over and sit while you lay down or something. That's …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
User avatar #2370 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I dunno man maybe I'm not a scientist
User avatar #2373 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
im an undergrad computer scientist, I will say yes
#2367 - Aight. After midterms ill hit you up maybe we chill ok?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
User avatar #2368 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
maybe. If I have the time and energy
User avatar #2369 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Ill come over and sit while you lay down or something. That's chilling right?
User avatar #2370 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I dunno man maybe I'm not a scientist
User avatar #2373 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
im an undergrad computer scientist, I will say yes
#2362 - In this sense religious people seem to have an edge on you huh…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
User avatar #2363 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
To be able to believe in a god is a gift that I am not in possession of.

We shall see.
User avatar #2367 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Aight. After midterms ill hit you up maybe we chill ok?
User avatar #2368 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
maybe. If I have the time and energy
User avatar #2369 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Ill come over and sit while you lay down or something. That's chilling right?
User avatar #2370 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I dunno man maybe I'm not a scientist
User avatar #2373 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
im an undergrad computer scientist, I will say yes
#2359 - Is the pay at least worth the suffering? I mean why stay somew…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/25/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2361 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I hardly even notice the pay really. Because this is real life. We don't do things we enjoy, we do what we must or what our masters tell us we must.

I'll hate every moment of my miserably lonely life while I slowly become more consumed by my own bitterness until I am completely hollow and finally ready to die.

I only wish I had a god that I may convince myself there is light in this world.
User avatar #2362 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
In this sense religious people seem to have an edge on you huh. We gotta do some shit in the summer.
User avatar #2363 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
To be able to believe in a god is a gift that I am not in possession of.

We shall see.
User avatar #2367 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Aight. After midterms ill hit you up maybe we chill ok?
User avatar #2368 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
maybe. If I have the time and energy
User avatar #2369 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Ill come over and sit while you lay down or something. That's chilling right?
User avatar #2370 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I dunno man maybe I'm not a scientist
User avatar #2373 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
im an undergrad computer scientist, I will say yes
#2357 - Midterm at 1:30. I don't want to suffer. ******* …  [+] (10 new replies) 02/25/2015 on kingalister's profile 0
#2358 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
life is suffering

Well you see, my gun skill is simply too low to do that option.
#2359 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Is the pay at least worth the suffering? I mean why stay somewhere whilst loathing every minute?
#2361 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I hardly even notice the pay really. Because this is real life. We don't do things we enjoy, we do what we must or what our masters tell us we must.

I'll hate every moment of my miserably lonely life while I slowly become more consumed by my own bitterness until I am completely hollow and finally ready to die.

I only wish I had a god that I may convince myself there is light in this world.
User avatar #2362 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
In this sense religious people seem to have an edge on you huh. We gotta do some shit in the summer.
User avatar #2363 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
To be able to believe in a god is a gift that I am not in possession of.

We shall see.
User avatar #2367 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Aight. After midterms ill hit you up maybe we chill ok?
User avatar #2368 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
maybe. If I have the time and energy
User avatar #2369 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
Ill come over and sit while you lay down or something. That's chilling right?
User avatar #2370 - kingalister (02/25/2015) [-]
I dunno man maybe I'm not a scientist
User avatar #2373 - doctorque (02/25/2015) [-]
im an undergrad computer scientist, I will say yes

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#843 - kingalister ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
>Thinking jet fuel can melt steel beams
#826 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
>When you the tightest 						*****					 at ISIS
>When you the tightest ***** at ISIS
#827 to #826 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats pretty good actually   
   
what are you to mang
thats pretty good actually

what are you to mang
#828 to #827 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Playing diablo and feeling sick as ****

UUGHHH. It sucks
User avatar #829 to #828 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
Nice. I am sitting here my pc is loading for 2 hours now. My project is on it... I need to work on it for tomorrow... fuuuu
User avatar #830 to #829 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
sheeeiiiit
User avatar #831 to #830 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
im shrekt
User avatar #832 to #831 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
have you tried praising the machine spirit?
User avatar #833 to #832 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
ill try. what do?
User avatar #834 to #833 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Apply the sacred oils and incense
User avatar #835 to #834 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
and then?
User avatar #836 to #835 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
The machine spirit should work again
User avatar #837 to #836 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
machine spirit is being asshat
User avatar #838 to #837 - kingalister ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
welp ya ******
#840 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
User avatar #839 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
well I guess internet time
User avatar #823 - doctorque (02/01/2015) [-]
Mathexplain hey I need your help.

Message that says COMP4321 is to be transmitted through a communication channel. When sending COMP4321, transmitter inserts at least two blanks between every two consecutive characters in the message. (Note: Characters are not shuffled and Blanks are not inserted before C and after 1.)


how does one do this
User avatar #841 to #823 - mathexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't sound very math related.
User avatar #842 to #841 - doctorque (02/18/2015) [-]
its shuffling
#821 - kingalister ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
>What it's like smoking weed once
>What it's like smoking weed once
#819 - kingalister ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap 						****
ХЛЕБ   Рэп, Цепи

Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap ****
User avatar #820 to #819 - doctorque (01/26/2015) [-]
10/10 BREAD Rap, Chains. Top trap **** !
Genius Lyrics such as:
"I'm walkin' through da club, and I see someone dropped 100 Rubbles. I pick that **** up and now I hav 100 Rubbles. *all* Yeah HE HAS 100 Rubbles! **"
User avatar #808 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Bane - What's that Song?
User avatar #809 to #808 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
Dud thats great
User avatar #810 to #809 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
dododoo
User avatar #811 to #810 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
wanna pray a regue of regendusu game?
User avatar #812 to #811 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
nah I was just gettin off it after this game
User avatar #814 to #812 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
you go to bed early now?
#815 to #814 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Only when i got shifts in the morning
User avatar #816 to #815 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
How many times a week are you working now? Just so I can know schedule sorta.
#817 to #816 - kingalister ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
I work 5 days a week either at 2 pm or 7 am for 8 hour shifts

I have Friday and sat off.

It's like a nightmare but when I open my eyes I still see it.
#807 - kingalister ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
>Ingvar the Plunderer's death quote
#806 - kingalister ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
>When you trying to cheat off your m8 but he ain't got a clue either.
#804 - kingalister ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #800 to #799 - doctorque (12/21/2014) [-]
pulled apart my laptop today
i.imgur.com/heFXu3L.png
User avatar #802 to #800 - kingalister ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you wanna play league?
User avatar #803 to #802 - doctorque (12/21/2014) [-]
yeah sure
lemme finish LFR getting a piece every boss... so op
#801 to #800 - kingalister ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Enjoy the paperweight
#797 - kingalister ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #798 to #797 - doctorque (12/19/2014) [-]
oh my
User avatar #790 - kingalister ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
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**kingalister rolls 420** Weed B^)
User avatar #791 to #790 - doctorque (12/16/2014) [-]
**doctorque used "*roll Pony*"**
**doctorque rolls Lickety Split**
User avatar #792 to #791 - kingalister ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
**kingalister used "*roll 1, gender*"**
**kingalister rolls Transsexual**
User avatar #793 to #792 - doctorque (12/16/2014) [-]
**doctorque used "*roll gender*"**
**doctorque rolls Male to Female**
User avatar #794 to #793 - kingalister ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
**kingalister used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**kingalister rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
#786 - kingalister ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
A good day for memes
#788 to #787 - kingalister ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Just some **** .

#789 to #788 - doctorque (12/15/2014) [-]
"Siri navigate to New West cnemas"

sorry I cant take any requests for a while

"Siri did you know you are getting outshined by the android version of you?

you are certainly entitled to that opinion

"Siri that is not an opinion! You cant even navigate in my city what the hell man!"

I found this for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion
#783 - kingalister ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
>Costs 160 tickets per heirloom at darkmoon

User avatar #784 to #783 - doctorque (12/11/2014) [-]
just 530 graze it till you make it
#785 to #784 - kingalister ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
How you suppose to make 530 tickets in a week
#780 - kingalister ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
>My Academic career
>My Academic career
#768 - kingalister ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
>When they look at m'lady
#769 to #768 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
>when I look at m'lady
User avatar #770 to #769 - kingalister ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
I got a tier 3 garrison in wow

Yet I still feel empty on the inside
User avatar #771 to #770 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
mine is still 2
User avatar #772 to #771 - kingalister ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
y r u so bad at games
User avatar #773 to #772 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
it is now 3
User avatar #774 to #773 - kingalister ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Thank god I can finally make a lumber mill

I have almost no resource anymore

And most of my gold be gone lel
User avatar #775 to #774 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
gg gold kek I am not even making a mill, fuk dat ill just live poor
User avatar #776 to #775 - kingalister ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
da slav life
User avatar #777 to #776 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
bad comander life
User avatar #779 to #778 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
dem polishes
#766 - kingalister ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
**kingalister rolls 595** Perfect every time
**kingalister rolls 595** Perfect every time
#764 - kingalister ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #765 to #764 - doctorque (11/19/2014) [-]
heheheheheheh
#762 - kingalister ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
What is he even saying
What is he even saying
#763 to #762 - doctorque (11/14/2014) [-]
For starters CHEEKI BREEKI means nothing. As I recall the only time I said it was during a game where you stick out your fingers and basically you go ЧИКИ БРИКИ ПАЛЬЧИК ВЫКИНЬ and do some odd **** till one person wins. I.E some random sounding words that rhyme with **** you are about to say like Chinger Dinger SHOW YOUR FINGER!

anyways otherwise he is just like

BOOOYS DON"T SHOOT!,
OOH MAN CHEEKI BREEKI AND IN A LADY!!!
WE ARE ALWAYS HAPPY FOR NEW CLIENTS!
CHEEKI BREEKI
BOYS DONT SHOOT!
CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI
OH MAN
I DONT HAVE A VALYNA (army jargon for dakka)
CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI CHEEKI BREEKI
MEN DONT SHOOT!
CHEEKI BREEKI X5
OH THATS ALL MEN I DONT HAVE A VALYNA!
CHEEKI BREEKI X8
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