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#849 - kingalister (03/28/2015) [-]
Who the **** uses the FJ chat system

It is the buggiest **** in the ******* world

You have my skype, you fool.
#850 to #849 - doctorque (03/28/2015) [-]
Man you don't know my stuggles.
Man you don't know my stuggles.
#848 to #847 - doctorque (03/19/2015) [-]
For the danke memes ofcourse.
For the danke memes ofcourse.
#843 - kingalister (02/18/2015) [-]
>Thinking jet fuel can melt steel beams
#826 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
>When you the tightest 			*****		 at ISIS
>When you the tightest ***** at ISIS
#827 to #826 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats pretty good actually   
   
what are you to mang
thats pretty good actually

what are you to mang
#828 to #827 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
Playing diablo and feeling sick as ****

UUGHHH. It sucks
User avatar #829 to #828 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
Nice. I am sitting here my pc is loading for 2 hours now. My project is on it... I need to work on it for tomorrow... fuuuu
User avatar #830 to #829 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
sheeeiiiit
User avatar #831 to #830 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
im shrekt
User avatar #832 to #831 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
have you tried praising the machine spirit?
User avatar #833 to #832 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
ill try. what do?
User avatar #834 to #833 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
Apply the sacred oils and incense
User avatar #835 to #834 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
and then?
User avatar #836 to #835 - kingalister (02/15/2015) [-]
The machine spirit should work again
User avatar #837 to #836 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
machine spirit is being asshat
#840 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
thats where LETHERBELT UUUGH came from
User avatar #839 to #838 - doctorque (02/15/2015) [-]
well I guess internet time
User avatar #823 - doctorque (02/01/2015) [-]
Mathexplain hey I need your help.

Message that says COMP4321 is to be transmitted through a communication channel. When sending COMP4321, transmitter inserts at least two blanks between every two consecutive characters in the message. (Note: Characters are not shuffled and Blanks are not inserted before C and after 1.)


how does one do this
User avatar #841 to #823 - mathexplain (02/18/2015) [-]
That doesn't sound very math related.
User avatar #842 to #841 - doctorque (02/18/2015) [-]
its shuffling
#821 - kingalister (01/30/2015) [-]
>What it's like smoking weed once
>What it's like smoking weed once
#819 - kingalister (01/25/2015) [-]
Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap 			****
ХЛЕБ   Рэп, Цепи

Did a million brave soviet really die for real trap ****
User avatar #820 to #819 - doctorque (01/26/2015) [-]
10/10 BREAD Rap, Chains. Top trap **** !
Genius Lyrics such as:
"I'm walkin' through da club, and I see someone dropped 100 Rubbles. I pick that **** up and now I hav 100 Rubbles. *all* Yeah HE HAS 100 Rubbles! **"
User avatar #809 to #808 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
Dud thats great
User avatar #810 to #809 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
dododoo
User avatar #811 to #810 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
wanna pray a regue of regendusu game?
User avatar #812 to #811 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
nah I was just gettin off it after this game
User avatar #814 to #812 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
you go to bed early now?
#815 to #814 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
Only when i got shifts in the morning
User avatar #816 to #815 - doctorque (01/19/2015) [-]
How many times a week are you working now? Just so I can know schedule sorta.
#817 to #816 - kingalister (01/19/2015) [-]
I work 5 days a week either at 2 pm or 7 am for 8 hour shifts

I have Friday and sat off.

It's like a nightmare but when I open my eyes I still see it.
#807 - kingalister (01/04/2015) [-]
>Ingvar the Plunderer's death quote
#806 - kingalister (12/31/2014) [-]
>When you trying to cheat off your m8 but he ain't got a clue either.
User avatar #800 to #799 - doctorque (12/21/2014) [-]
pulled apart my laptop today
i.imgur.com/heFXu3L.png
User avatar #802 to #800 - kingalister (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh yeah you wanna play league?
User avatar #803 to #802 - doctorque (12/21/2014) [-]
yeah sure
lemme finish LFR getting a piece every boss... so op
#801 to #800 - kingalister (12/21/2014) [-]
Enjoy the paperweight
User avatar #798 to #797 - doctorque (12/19/2014) [-]
oh my
User avatar #790 - kingalister (12/16/2014) [-]
**kingalister used "*roll 1, 420-420*"**
**kingalister rolls 420** Weed B^)
User avatar #791 to #790 - doctorque (12/16/2014) [-]
**doctorque used "*roll Pony*"**
**doctorque rolls Lickety Split**
User avatar #792 to #791 - kingalister (12/16/2014) [-]
**kingalister used "*roll 1, gender*"**
**kingalister rolls Transsexual**
User avatar #793 to #792 - doctorque (12/16/2014) [-]
**doctorque used "*roll gender*"**
**doctorque rolls Male to Female**
User avatar #794 to #793 - kingalister (12/16/2014) [-]
**kingalister used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**kingalister rolls Your identity is not considered a mental pathology (“gender identity disorder” in the DSM IV) by the psychological and medical establishments.**
#786 - kingalister (12/15/2014) [-]
A good day for memes
#789 to #788 - doctorque (12/15/2014) [-]
"Siri navigate to New West cnemas"

sorry I cant take any requests for a while

"Siri did you know you are getting outshined by the android version of you?

you are certainly entitled to that opinion

"Siri that is not an opinion! You cant even navigate in my city what the hell man!"

I found this for you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion
#783 - kingalister (12/11/2014) [-]
>Costs 160 tickets per heirloom at darkmoon

User avatar #784 to #783 - doctorque (12/11/2014) [-]
just 530 graze it till you make it
#785 to #784 - kingalister (12/11/2014) [-]
How you suppose to make 530 tickets in a week
#780 - kingalister (12/10/2014) [-]
>My Academic career
>My Academic career
#768 - kingalister (12/04/2014) [-]
>When they look at m'lady
#769 to #768 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
>when I look at m'lady
User avatar #770 to #769 - kingalister (12/04/2014) [-]
I got a tier 3 garrison in wow

Yet I still feel empty on the inside
User avatar #771 to #770 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
mine is still 2
User avatar #772 to #771 - kingalister (12/04/2014) [-]
y r u so bad at games
User avatar #773 to #772 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
it is now 3
User avatar #774 to #773 - kingalister (12/04/2014) [-]
Thank god I can finally make a lumber mill

I have almost no resource anymore

And most of my gold be gone lel
User avatar #775 to #774 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
gg gold kek I am not even making a mill, fuk dat ill just live poor
User avatar #776 to #775 - kingalister (12/04/2014) [-]
da slav life
User avatar #777 to #776 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
bad comander life
User avatar #779 to #778 - doctorque (12/04/2014) [-]
dem polishes
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