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#119 - raw muscle =/= fighting ability Oftentimes martial arts is… 5 hours ago on Negasonic +4
#17 - Historical context mostly Remember, many of these characte…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Comic Comp #28 Early... +1
#22 - saxong (5 hours ago) [-]
Then we have JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
#19 - I'm not well versed in my Pokemon Lore. Why is that Gardevior …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on When they see your pokemon... +1
#25 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
#45 - ^And this homo here is why nobody takes FJ seriously 7 hours ago on It is a good exception +1
#27 - Red-Eyed treefrog actually, it's a South American species  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Lucio be like. +1
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#28 - explore (12 hours ago) [-]
My mistake, I thought it was an African Tree Frog, googled it and the images that came up were the same frog as in the content. Maybe they're from related pages.
#59 - This fills me with joy, but also makes me sad because it remin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2016 on Making new friends at a... +13
#106 - dohickey (11 hours ago) [-]
I know what country that game was made
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#107 - mikepetru (4 hours ago) [-]
It's like a fat ass with a huge camel-toe
#108 - dohickey (4 hours ago) [-]
Cannot unsee
#28 - **************************.jpeg 07/24/2016 on Zisacki Keldeclowo Ucof 0
#75 - We live in a bipartisan society because that 's the way the go… 07/24/2016 on hilary leak +1
#19 - But if my puppers don't succumb to gravity they will float away 07/24/2016 on UpPup +9
#226 - Well look on the bright side: she's clearly a bitch who doesn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2016 on If heaven exists 0
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#227 - manofparody (07/24/2016) [-]
She was an angel in the relationship. It was until after we broke up that she fucked my head up and did my dirty. She seemed so hurt by breaking up with me, and seemed to cry a ton more than I did infront of her.

Then she just stopped. Everything stopped. She left me a facebook message while we were trying to work things out, saying that she doesnt think we can work things out. Supposedly the day she sent that, she spent the night with a douchebag and started dating him, but he broke up with her 3 weeks later. I never saw her happy after the breakup (we worked together), and even when I saw her hanging out with that douchebag, she never smiled or laughed. Then after they broke up she just kinda went normal. I never really saw her happy, and I left the job about 2 weeks after they broke up.

So I made a vow to put in a ridiculous amount of effort to change who I am for the better, and fix the reasons we broke up, and I would try talking to her around her birthday (4 months after we broke up) to see if we could still talk as friends. I sent her a message asking her how she's been, and she didn't reply. A day after she saw the message, she blocked me. Found out she updated her relationship status a few days before to in a relationship with this rougher looking guy with tattoos who has a kid, but he seems kind.

She never gave me answers or reasons, except for the standard cookie cutter breakup lines like "I don't think I can make you happy."
There's also a possibility she was talking to another guy at the very very end of our relationship, but I have no proof.