Whether I'm male or female, it's still just the Doctor.

And I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about.

Do you think he will be Native American, half native american or British?





Also, on what the fuck will he parkour on? Totems?

I thought you were lying at first, but it seems that this is very legit.

Judging by the fact that he's been pictured with George Washington besides this picture, I'd assume that he'd be American/British.

Maybe he's Sean's ancestor?

yeah, maybe he is.




What the fuck will he parkour on? How will he fight the british forces?

Also, prepare your anus.

Just read an article asking the same questions. In the picture where he's standing behind Washington, he has a bow on his back. Not to mention the tomahawk and pistol in the first picture. He's still an assassin, though, so guns aren't really the best choice for assassinations.

Also, the game might take a more stealth-based approach minus the climbing. A bit of a disappointment, but change isn't always a bad thing.

Ezio is dissapointed.



Also, is your anus ready?

Ready as ever.

There I'm finished, also you are pregnant.

Too bad Time Lord's are sterile.

Bitch you dare to defy Ezio's swag!?

Only because I have more swag.

Swag battle go!

Gonna use male Doctor for this, because I have much more of him.

Try to attack me Doctor, you won't even be able to touch one hair of mine.

Attack you? Since when have I ever attacked anyone? For the most part I'm a pacifist.

Not to mention a huge coward.

Then you will die!

CHIDORI!

You aren't the brightest, are you? I'm inside the TARDIS. It has a shield that not even the Dalek's weapons can break through.

You're little light show isn't going to leave a scratch.

SUSANOO!

Ahhh, but you didn't counted with my Mangekyou Sharingan!

And how exactly is that going to work when I'm inside the TARDIS and not making direct eye contact, hm?

Using Totsuka Blade! Anything this blade touches gets sent to the Drunked Dreams World! Your telephone booth is no exception.




Also, why the fuck are you aroused?

Drunked Dreams World? Never heard of it. Anyhow, I'm not even in whatever universe you are. I'm in the pony universe. So right now, you're basically swinging at air.

In any case, I'd just be able to pop back into the normal world. The TARDIS is capable of travelling between worlds, you know.

And never mind why. It's just...my body's still adjusting to the sudden change from male to female. I think the Poison Joke m-might have made me not only a mare, but a mare in heat.

STILL! DIE!





Also, Fluttershy says if you want hot lesbian sex

You wish it were that easy to kill me.

And I think I'm going to pass on that offer...

Also, Doctor, hi, I'm Edward Elric, I'm wondering if you can help me to get my right arm and left leg from that KKK asshole.



C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Last time I checked, you already had your arm and leg back.

Besides, I don't help anyone. Not anymore.

THEN WTF IS THIS!?

Obviously this is a version of you from a different point in your timeline.

Being a time traveler, things never seem to happen in the right order.

Don't worry. You'll get your arm and leg back, and your brother's body back.

It'll come at a pretty hefty cost, I'll tell you that.

WTF!? I'm the only time traveler here!

Oh please. The last time you traveled through time you got stuck and needed the help of a child.

That would never happen to me. Sure I get stranded from time to time, but I always handle things myself.

You're just sad, is what you are.

You have a butter fetish!? You eat butter fetish while you fuck? Da fuck?




Also, Assassins Creed III announced, it takes place on the United States Revolution.

I don't eat butter during sex. Although butter makes sex much more interesting.

Why are you eating butter?

Because I love butter.

I know what a vagina is, i'm a freaking attorney, what I mean is, if you werent fucking, what the fuck were you doing?

WE WERE FUCKING, ALRIGHT?! Just not "buttsecks" as you put it.

It was vaginal intercourse, you buffoon.

That really doesn't help your case you know? What do you mean by vaginal?




Also, how does it feel to have a vagina?

What do I mean by vagin-what are you twelve?!

And...it feels...odd. Odd, but good.

Were you guys.... having buttsecks?

N-no, of course not! That wouldn't have satisfied the urges. It had to be...errr....vaginal...

Hell it feels weird saying that.

*3 hours later*


Hey, doctor, I was wondering if- WTF ARE YOU GUISE DOING!?

Him? You mean nigger the horse?

No, I mean the Master. He's the only Time Pony I know of. I think he might be the only one who can satisfy this urge.

As much as I hate to say it.

I came here to fuck mares and eat apples, and I'm all out of apples.

Sorry, but you're not my type. I don't think just any old stallion will do.

I think I might have to resort to...him....

Hey, what happened to that kid who got a shitty day and was on the verge of desperation? You showed me that a few months ago.

i know you are

Have you stopped Schlcking yet?

I-I never started. I need to find someone to get rid of this feeling.

I'm afraid that I'll have to actually find....a stallion.

A-AAAHN~! S-stop it! It's bad enough already.

NO.

T-that's it! I'm ending this transmission and getting out of here.

To hell with you!

WREEEOOORP WREEEEORP