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Gender: male
Age: 19
Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Doctorhax-Funnyjunk/
Youtube Channel: 360eagle
Steam Profile: epicsanvich
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Anything that's FPS or has zombies
X-box Gamertag: ICS V0rtex
Interests: Fapping, Video games, Black metal
Date Signed Up:1/22/2010
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:Earth
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#45 - Picture 23 hours ago on Ralphie May +12
#51 - MFW that reply pic i made ages age is still used :') 23 hours ago on Good news everybody +2
#10 - **doctorhax rolls 1,482** 05/27/2012 on STEAM GAME GIVEAWAY 0
#5 - **doctorhax rolls 5,964** 05/27/2012 on STEAM GAME GIVEAWAY 0
#2 - **doctorhax rolls 4,580** 05/27/2012 on STEAM GAME GIVEAWAY 0
#3 - What a great CONSOLEations prize  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on Yes'sa +4
#5 - boxdrop (05/26/2012) [-]
thumb for you pun
#86 - I have no problem with ponies/bronies, i don't watch the show …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Fucking Shoes +1
#94 - tkuja (05/26/2012) [-]
as a brony, i agree
User avatar #87 - mareep (05/26/2012) [-]
I agree
#83 - My butt.... oh the anguish D;  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Fucking Shoes 0
User avatar #84 - mareep (05/26/2012) [-]
no, other users tend to act bitchy whenever ponies are rolled
User avatar #86 - doctorhax (05/26/2012) [-]
I have no problem with ponies/bronies, i don't watch the show but I don't hate it. but what i do hate is when fucking uber-ponyfags try and make every fucking thread ponies -_- use ponies when necessary, not fucking eveyrwhere!
#94 - tkuja (05/26/2012) [-]
as a brony, i agree
User avatar #87 - mareep (05/26/2012) [-]
I agree
#81 - **doctorhax rolled a random image posted in comment #4772726…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2012 on Fucking Shoes 0
User avatar #82 - mareep (05/26/2012) [-]
Congratz
you managed to roll ponies...
prepare for butthurt...
User avatar #83 - doctorhax (05/26/2012) [-]
My butt.... oh the anguish D;
User avatar #84 - mareep (05/26/2012) [-]
no, other users tend to act bitchy whenever ponies are rolled
User avatar #86 - doctorhax (05/26/2012) [-]
I have no problem with ponies/bronies, i don't watch the show but I don't hate it. but what i do hate is when fucking uber-ponyfags try and make every fucking thread ponies -_- use ponies when necessary, not fucking eveyrwhere!
#94 - tkuja (05/26/2012) [-]
as a brony, i agree
User avatar #87 - mareep (05/26/2012) [-]
I agree
#36 - Thanks man \m/ 05/26/2012 on Supergroups 0
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User avatar #843 - funnyjunkeyyy (05/16/2012) [-]
I feel special. I found you on Omegle a while back and now your comics are popular.
#844 to #843 - doctorhax (05/16/2012) [-]
haha, thanks bro, i haven't uploaded in ages, i usually just comment
haha, thanks bro, i haven't uploaded in ages, i usually just comment
User avatar #838 - igotbanned (02/03/2012) [-]
HHHHAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX *throws monitor*
User avatar #839 to #838 - doctorhax (02/03/2012) [-]
GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED o.o
User avatar #840 to #839 - igotbanned (02/03/2012) [-]
heh, i remember that part :P
User avatar #835 - SonicTeam (12/01/2011) [-]
Sup
User avatar #836 to #835 - doctorhax (12/01/2011) [-]
nawt much, you?
User avatar #837 to #836 - SonicTeam (12/01/2011) [-]
Was searching for some corn on a stick
User avatar #820 - whomadewho (10/20/2011) [-]
i got bored so i thumbed up all your content, well the first 20, it wont let me afterwards
#821 to #820 - doctorhax (10/20/2011) [-]
MFW you said that
MFW you said that
User avatar #818 - zombiepirates (10/19/2011) [-]
Y U SUCH A FAIL!
User avatar #819 to #818 - doctorhax (10/19/2011) [-]
Y I SUCH FAIL?
#815 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (10/10/2011) [-]
How fucking excited are you
User avatar #816 to #815 - doctorhax (10/11/2011) [-]
Very much so
User avatar #792 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/24/2011) [-]
bro im high as fuck whats good
User avatar #793 to #792 - doctorhax (09/24/2011) [-]
nothing, you shouldnt take drugs :(
User avatar #794 to #793 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
it's not drugs, it's marijuana.
#795 to #794 - doctorhax (09/25/2011) [-]
It's still a drug
User avatar #796 to #795 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/25/2011) [-]
no marijuana is a magical plant made by god. a drug is something like meth where the put fucking iodine and sulfuric acide and shit in something.
User avatar #797 to #796 - doctorhax (09/26/2011) [-]
A drug is a substance that changes your body, Marijuana changes your body
User avatar #798 to #797 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/26/2011) [-]
for the better
User avatar #799 to #798 - doctorhax (09/26/2011) [-]
It's a gateway drug and can lead to shit like cocaine, ecstasy, heroin, etc
User avatar #800 to #799 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/26/2011) [-]
those are drugs though, drugs are bad for you and can kill yoU
User avatar #801 to #800 - doctorhax (09/27/2011) [-]
so can weed
User avatar #802 to #801 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/27/2011) [-]
weed cannot kill you, I've been smoking weed almost every night for the past 2 weeks, i've gotten so into it, and i'm still getting straight A's in school.. Also i'll have to stop by the time i'm 18 because they test your urine when you go into the army for drugs
User avatar #803 to #802 - doctorhax (09/28/2011) [-]
Weed can cause despresssion, mental trauma and loads of other emotional problems
User avatar #804 to #803 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/28/2011) [-]
I guess I'm lucky then because I have none of those.
User avatar #805 to #804 - doctorhax (09/28/2011) [-]
You will, after extended use
User avatar #806 to #805 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/28/2011) [-]
I'm already at extended use, many people have been doing it for years and they're fine
User avatar #807 to #806 - doctorhax (09/28/2011) [-]
theyre the lucky ones
User avatar #808 to #807 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/29/2011) [-]
I am also a lucky one.
User avatar #809 to #808 - doctorhax (09/29/2011) [-]
But still, you understamd the risks of weed tho?
User avatar #810 to #809 - oOUnrealshrimpOo (09/29/2011) [-]
Honestly no because I have to actually see it to believe it otherwise it just seems like propaganda to me.
User avatar #774 - Thalamas (08/27/2011) [-]
Hey, Doctorhax, i'm Thalamas. Basically: i was on a site when i happened upon a funny pic of the scumbag lime guy, moments before posting i thought i should check if it was posted, sure enough you popped up. I'm here to ask permission to post your OC, i will give credit to you of course. What do you say?
User avatar #775 to #774 - doctorhax (08/27/2011) [-]
if you say in desc "100% dedz to doctorhax", sure
User avatar #740 to #775 - Thalamas (08/27/2011) [-]
Excellent! Thank you very much
#759 - thesaiyans (08/05/2011) [-]
Heya, how are you?
#763 to #762 - thesaiyans (08/05/2011) [-]
BRB I'm going to eat a taco ;D
#765 to #764 - thesaiyans (08/05/2011) [-]
WHY NOT
WHY NOT
#766 to #765 - doctorhax (08/05/2011) [-]
Because you touch yourself at night
User avatar #757 - PedobearOnTV (08/05/2011) [-]
Ran out of space on thread again lol.
But the last couple of seconds in a dolphin dive allow you to shoot, so you're shooting before you even hit the ground. Another reason why Halo is better. You can't go prone. But then people compensate it by jumping, which is equally annoying.
User avatar #758 to #757 - doctorhax (08/05/2011) [-]
derp okay
User avatar #754 - fuckmeinthebutt (08/04/2011) [-]
If you go on that taylor girls profile and thumbs down all her shit then she will be banned and we won't have to deal with her stupid facebook shit anymore. just letting you know ;)
User avatar #755 to #754 - doctorhax (08/04/2011) [-]
Nah, i mean, she is an uber retard bitch, but i don't wanna llort
User avatar #756 to #755 - fuckmeinthebutt (08/04/2011) [-]
yaaa..... it's just crazy how many people she has pissed off already and she started her profile yesterday... you have to try so hard to get thumbs down like that and she isn't even doing it on perouse....
User avatar #746 - thesaiyans (08/03/2011) [-]
Me and my friend go to: http://www.scienceandmathacademy.com/

It's a magnet school that only accepts 50 kids a year.

The best part is, he's cool about autism jokes. I make them all the time around him and he takes it then insults me back at a much higher level lol
User avatar #747 to #746 - doctorhax (08/03/2011) [-]
Cool, i go to "hillingdon manor" it's only got 100 students total and costs $100,000 a year
User avatar #748 to #747 - thesaiyans (08/03/2011) [-]
Jeez, 100K as a yearly fee?
User avatar #749 to #748 - doctorhax (08/03/2011) [-]
Shit, i was wrong, it's actually $130,000 a year
But the government pays for it cos it's literally the only school in the country where i won't get bullied
User avatar #750 to #749 - thesaiyans (08/03/2011) [-]
Ah, that sucks man.
User avatar #751 to #750 - doctorhax (08/03/2011) [-]
Yup, but it's an epic school
User avatar #752 to #751 - thesaiyans (08/03/2011) [-]
That's good to hear :)
#744 - GrammarNaziTwo (08/02/2011) [-]
Mmm why is your name doctorhax?
User avatar #745 to #744 - doctorhax (08/02/2011) [-]
Gmod idiot box
#742 - steezmachine (07/30/2011) [-]
Y U NO ACCEPT FRIEND REQUEST?
User avatar #734 - shadowwulf (07/16/2011) [-]
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
#738 to #737 - shadowwulf (07/16/2011) [-]
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
#739 to #738 - doctorhax (07/16/2011) [-]
I like Queen, but I prefer Heavier stuff, like Unearth, Dethklok, etc
#740 to #739 - joob (07/19/2011) [-]
AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN!
User avatar #741 to #740 - doctorhax (07/20/2011) [-]
YOU'RE A BUNCH OF BANKS, THAT I'D LIKE TO ROB, YOU'RE MY ONLINE CASH TRANSACTION, YOU'RE MY FUTURE STOCKS!

TRANSFER YOU LIKE MONEY, TO A SWISS ACCOUNT, SPEND YOU ALL ON IMPULSE BUY AND ZERO YOU ALL OUT!

HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE.
#730 - anonymous (07/07/2011) [-]
I can't believe it's not Butter!
User avatar #728 - chers (06/21/2011) [-]
nice content rank
User avatar #726 - MoarMemes (06/21/2011) [-]
You must MM that thread to everyone.. TO THE FRONT PAGE.
User avatar #727 to #726 - doctorhax (06/21/2011) [-]
i will
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