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#53 - Picture 08/05/2012 on Fuck you Dave! +54
#2 - Picture 08/05/2012 on Not Patrick and Spongebob too 0
#126 - this reminded me of these things for some reason. 1. Hells…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Good Guy Lil Wayne +11
User avatar #395 - Schwarzenegger (03/28/2013) [-]
I know I'm a bit late, but here's mine

1 Skillet - Hero
2 Alter Bridge - Metalingus
3 Turbonegro - All My Friends Are Dead
4 Amon Amarth - Destroyer of the Universe
5 Motley Crue - Too Young to Fall in Love
6 I Like to Move it, Move it (no joke lol)
7 AC/DC - Send for the Man
8 Beastie Boys - No Sleep Till Brooklyn
9 DragonForce - Cry Thunder
10 George Thorogood - Move it On Over
#314 - dankey (08/05/2012) [-]
1.The Black Dahlia Murder - Funeral Thirst
2.DevilDriver - Pray For Villains
3.Van Halen - Runnin' With The Devil
4.bitches-ICP
5.Disturbed - ten thousand fists
6.Future - Same Damn Time
7.Lamb of God- Redneck
8.mushroomhead-simple survival
9.Mushroomhead - Solitaire Unraveling
10.ICECUBE-go to church
#232 - thealpharogue (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Unbound (The Wild Ride)- A7x
2. Scream With Me- Mudvayne
3. You're Gonna Go Far, Kid- Offspring
4. Dear Agony- Breaking Benjamin
5. Nightmare- A7x
6. The Kill- 30 Seconds to Mars
7. Scream Aim Fire- BFMV
8. Satellite- Rise Against
9. Still Waiting- Sum 41
10. Justify- Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
mfw going through most of these
User avatar #220 - samxdaxman (08/05/2012) [-]
1. kill shit-krizz kaliko
2.eyes in the sky-immortal technique
3.history-atmosphere
4.bad bad daddy-atmosphere
5.civil war-immortal technique
6.the hatred-snow goons (irony)
7.red nose-tech n9ne
8.machine gun-portishead
9.the martyr-immortal technique
10.stars-tech n9ne
my apocalypse is gonna be pretty damn good.
User avatar #189 - walkingdisaster (08/05/2012) [-]
1. 32 ways to die- Sum 41
2. I'm About to Come Alive- Train
3. So Long Goodbye- Sum 41
4. Till I collapse- Eminem
5. Loose and I'm on My Way- Lost Gonzo Band
6. The Jester- Sum 41
7. Waitress- Freddy Jones Band
8. Lorelei- Styx
9. Into the Night- Barry Mardones
10. All Roads Lead Home- Golden State

10 is the only one that fits.
#184 - rainbowrollcake (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Live to Rise- Soundgarden
2. One step closer- Linkin Park
3. Awakening- Switchfoot
4. You raise me up- Josh Groban (Because fuck you)
5. Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)- Chevelle
6. By myself- Linkin park (irony)
7. Breaking the Habit- Linkin park (I have a lot of linkin park)
8.Head above water- Theory of a dead man
9.Houdini- Foster the people
10. Trapped in the drive-thru- "Weird Al" Yankovic
User avatar #183 - yeahsexay (08/05/2012) [-]
1.hawaiian roller coaster ride- lilo & stich
2.i wonder- kellie pickler
3.shake ya tail feather
4. we are one- lion king 2
5.boyfriend, girlfriend- c-side
6. motivation- kelly rowland
7. strangness and charm- florence and the machine
8. why do we fall?- the dark knight rises
9. september- earth wind and fire
10. runnin with the devil- van halen
#181 - gryx (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Tiny tim- Living in the the sunlight
2.Onision- I'm a bananna
3.chuck berry-My ding-a-ling
4. LimeWire-You Are A Pirate
5. Puddi Puddi
6. Gunther- Ding dong song
7.Barbie-Barbie Girl
8. HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
9.Micheal Jackson-Thriller
10.I forgot-Needs more cowbell
I have extremely refined music tastes.
#180 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Roadz - Cokiyu
2. Leaf - Clams Casino
3. Little Confusions - Azure Blue
4. Sylfiden - Under Byen
5. Pow R. Ball - Urusei Yatsura
6. A Picture of Our Torn Up Praise - Phosphorescent
7. Moon Jam - White Hinterland
8. Don't Plague My Mind - Moon Prototype
9. Suddenly, Voices - Brothertiger
10. Soft Lamp/Palm Reader - Monster Rally
Fuck all of you disgusting plebs.
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User avatar #179 - IamBored (08/05/2012) [-]
1. All lined up- Swans
2.Something goes right- SBTRKT
3.Life of Crime- Geographer
4.It's good to be alive- Misophone
5. But I do- Now, Now
6.Thinking bout You - Frank Ocean
7. All of the lights - Yeezy
8.Under the glass observation dome- Port Blue
9.Drops- iamwhoiam
10.Boundaries- Daniel Land & the modern painters
User avatar #178 - darkvengence (08/05/2012) [-]
1: Know Your Enemy - Green Day
2: Welcome to The Jungle - Guns N' Roses
3: Cry For Help - Shinedown
4: 21 Guns - Green Day
5: From Yesterday - 30 Seconds To Mars
6: Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
7: In The End - Linkin Park
8: Indestructible - Disturbed
9: Boulevard Of Broken Dreams - Green Day
10: Holiday - Green Day


I have alot of Green Day songs
User avatar #176 - citrusobsidian (08/05/2012) [-]
1.The End - The Beatles
2.Skeleton - Sparks the Rescue
3.Alex Chilton - The Replacements
4.Sorry - Buckcherry
5.Rainy Day Women #12 + 35 - Bob Dylan
6.Cocaine - Eric Clapton
7.Let's Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles
8.The Greeting Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers
9.Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle - Nirvana
10.Tombstone Blues - Bob Dylan
#174 - airstrike (08/05/2012) [-]
1.Come together- Aerosmith
2. My hero- Foo Fighters
3."115"- Call of Duty Black Ops Soundtrack
4. All Star- Smash Mouth (great...)
5. The Gunner's Dream- Pink Floyd
6. Burning In The Skies- Linkin Park
7. Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites- Skrillex
8. Finale- Halo 3 ODST Soundtrack
9. Long Road to Ruin- Foo Fighters
And finally...
10. 'Till I Collapse- Eminem
#172 - graceman (08/05/2012) [-]
What I want
1. Your Gonna Go Far Kid - The Offspring
2. Welcome to the Jungle - Guns and Roses
3. Bridge Burning - Foo Fighters
4. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
5. Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
6. Want You Bad - The Offspring
7. Bleed American - Jimmy Eats World
8.What I've Done - Linkin Park
9. Days Go By - The Offspring
10. Bonfire - Childish Gambino
What actually Happened
1. Want You Bad - The Offspring
2. Save Your Breath - Hit The Lights
3. Stan - Eminem
4. Break - Three Days Grace
5. Just Lose It - Eminem
6. Love You Madly - Cake
7. Shoot em Up - Chris Webby
8. Let It Happen - Jimmy Eat World
9. Walking After You - Foo Fighters
10. Work - Jimmy Eat World
#170 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Sunburn - Owl City
2. Fallen Like the Sky - AFI
3. Out Ta Get Me - Guns N Roses
4. Go Forth and Die - Dethklok
5. Do I Creep You Out? - Weird Al Yankovic
6. Practice Makes Perfect - Cute is What We Aim For
7. Yours to Hold - Skillet
8. Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions
9. She Builds Quick Machines - Libertad
10. So There I Was - Deadmau5
User avatar #166 - dessydegreemurder (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Your Sword VS. My Dagger - Silverstein
2. Situations - Escape the Fate
3. Been to Hell - Hollywood Undead
4. Apologize - Silverstein
5. I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
6. Trouble - Never Shout Never
7. My Heart Is Broken - Evanescence
8. Aint I - Young Dro
9. Chelsea Smile - Bring Me The Horizon
10. Good Riddance - Green Day
User avatar #165 - auesis (08/05/2012) [-]
1) When You Were Young - The Killers
2) Creeping Death - Metallica
3) Remnants - Disturbed
4) Break The Silence - Seventh Wonder
5) Sea Of Madness - Iron Maiden
6) Criminal - Disturbed
7) Sanctuary - Iron Maiden
8) Flameheart - Two Steps From Hell
9) Bionics - Two Steps From Hell
10) Allegro Agitato - Two Steps From Hell

There is no way I should have got such a fitting soundtrack. Some of it is a bit heavy for the situation, but I like to think it's an action packed movie.
User avatar #161 - missylyn (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Let Me Hear You Scream- Ozzy Osbourne
2. Awake and Alive- Skillet
3. Electric Blue- Icehouse
4. Blurry- Puddle of Mudd
5. Life is Beautiful- Sixx Am
6. Fake it- Seether
7. Serenity- Godsmack
8. Runaway- Real Mccoy
9.Pain- Three Days Grace
10. Control- Puddle of Mudd
User avatar #157 - yunotaken (08/05/2012) [-]
1.Half Truism- The Offspring
2.The Pretender-Foo Fighters
3.She hates me-Puddle of mud
4.Savior-Rise Against
5.Hammerhead-The Offspring
6.Brain Stew- Green Day
7.Thanks for Nothing-Simple Plan
8.I'd do Anything-Simple Plan
9.April 29,1992-Sublime
10.The Seeker-The Who
User avatar #156 - ZenMacros (08/05/2012) [-]
I cheated a little.

1. Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson
2. On To The Next One - Jay-Z
3. Leeches - In Flames
4. Crawling - Linkin Park
5. Come Clarity - In Flames
6. The Girl Is Mine - Michael Jackson (not even kidding)
7. Poor Millionaire - August Burns Red
8. Boys Of Fall (piano version) - Auguat Burns Red
9. Berzerker - After The Burial
10. By Myself - Linkin Park
#152 - mrsirius (08/05/2012) [-]
1.Johnny Cash - The Man Comes Around
2.Skillet-Monster
3.Guns & and roses - welcome to the jungle
4.johnny cash - hurt
5.rage against the machine - bulls on parade
6.I take a look at my Enormous penis
7.rammstein- Engel
8.DJ Champion - No Heaven
9.Guns & roses - sweet child O' mine
10.Halo 3 ODST Soundtrack - Rain
User avatar #158 - snakepit (08/05/2012) [-]
Our Playlists are pretty damn similar, rock on dude :D
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User avatar #151 - hakusprite (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Battle Cry - Ludo
2. Scenario - A Tribe Called Quest
3. Beverly Hills - Weezer
4. Thinking About You - Frank Ocean
5. Roses - OutKast
6. Bran-New Love Song - The Pillows
7. Another Song for the Weekend - A Day to Remember
8. In One Ear - Cage the Elephant
9. Day Dreams - Raphael Saadiq
10. Save Our City - Ludo

Some of these are so relevant it scares me.
#148 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Chicago - The Devil Wears Prada
2. Hope - The Blackout
3. Your Not Alone - The Blackout
4. Keep on Moving - The Blackout
5. Lights and Stones - The Word Alive
6. King For a Day - Pierce The Veil
7. Revive - The Devil Wears Prada (off the Zombie EP, so relevant i guess)
8. Vices - Memphis May Fire
9. Evolution - The Word Alive
10. The Storm - The Blackout
User avatar #147 - snakepit (08/05/2012) [-]
1.Not Ready to Die - Avenged Sevenfold
2. Psycho Killer- Velvet Revolver cover
3.Welcome to the Jungle- Guns N Roses
4.So Far Away- Avenged Sevenfold
5. Paradise City- GnR
6.Sweet Child O Mine- GnR
7.Metalingus- AlterBridge
8.Mother- Pink Floyd
9.This is The End- The Doors
10.If The World- Velvet Revolver, Axl Rose Remix
#140 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2012) [-]
1. Blow Me Away - Breaking Benjamin
2. For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica
3. Spit It Out - Slipknot
4. Another One Bites the Dust - Queen
5. Cowboys From Hell - Pantera
6. Scream - Avenged Sevenfold
7. The Hellion - Judas Priest
8. Sweet Victory - Spongebob Squarepants
9. All Hope Is Gone - Slipknot
10. Walk - Pantera (or Avenged Sevenfold cover)
#133 - steavo (08/05/2012) [-]
1: Kickstart My Heart - Mötley Crüe
2: You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon
And then it's on repeat...forever.
User avatar #128 - tomorrowsnightmare (08/05/2012) [-]
#9 for me would be highway to hell
#71 - no i didn't see that part. the ass clown next to me kept throw… 08/05/2012 on Batman Coincidence? +1
#69 - there is no way to be sure, like in inception you can never be…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Batman Coincidence? +1
User avatar #70 - pornzmon (08/05/2012) [-]
did you see how he blew up a building to fly out into the bay?

that was for a smokescreen so he could jump out, he could have just as easily flown around or above in less than a second, instead he blew up a building, which you have to admit is unlike batman, especially with his "save gotham" attitude
User avatar #71 - doctorgenitals (08/05/2012) [-]
no i didn't see that part. the ass clown next to me kept throwing popcorn at my head and calling me because he didn't like the dark knight and kept getting bored so i kept looking at him to smack him
#65 - but it shows him in the bat pod with only a few seconds left o…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2012 on Batman Coincidence? +1
User avatar #68 - pornzmon (08/05/2012) [-]
but that doesn't mean he was in it at the time. It was clearly said that the autopilot was working, so most likely, he just got off before it even flew over the bridge and sneaked away
User avatar #69 - doctorgenitals (08/05/2012) [-]
there is no way to be sure, like in inception you can never be sure how it ends, only theories.
User avatar #70 - pornzmon (08/05/2012) [-]
did you see how he blew up a building to fly out into the bay?

that was for a smokescreen so he could jump out, he could have just as easily flown around or above in less than a second, instead he blew up a building, which you have to admit is unlike batman, especially with his "save gotham" attitude
User avatar #71 - doctorgenitals (08/05/2012) [-]
no i didn't see that part. the ass clown next to me kept throwing popcorn at my head and calling me because he didn't like the dark knight and kept getting bored so i kept looking at him to smack him
#878 - Picture 08/05/2012 on As of now do you still get... +5
#171 - nothing quite matches him watching the dancing sea anemone and… 08/04/2012 on Plank Has Wood +1
#111 - *he is 08/04/2012 on Panty Raid -1
#51 - he's is saying if you skip without giving him a magical green …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on Panty Raid -1
User avatar #111 - doctorgenitals (08/04/2012) [-]
*he is
#35 - not the whole thing but we did the first couple lines and we c… 08/04/2012 on Makes me sick! +1
#30 - we did a project on him too except my weird ass teacher told u…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Makes me sick! +4
User avatar #31 - findtheanswer (08/04/2012) [-]
Damn! That must've been pretty cool! Did you come up with a parody of the intro?
User avatar #35 - doctorgenitals (08/04/2012) [-]
not the whole thing but we did the first couple lines and we called brutus b and the title was the fresh dictator of rome
#27 - you must be really fun to hang out with  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Makes me sick! +5
User avatar #29 - findtheanswer (08/04/2012) [-]
COOL STORY INBOUND
Dude, I had to dress up as him and do a report on him in 8th grade. I stayed in a toga the entire day, with an olive branch wreath on my head. Also got to carry around a 6.5 foot spear. Almost impaled one of my teachers though.
User avatar #30 - doctorgenitals (08/04/2012) [-]
we did a project on him too except my weird ass teacher told us to urbanize it so we tried to make it seem like fresh prince of bel air
User avatar #31 - findtheanswer (08/04/2012) [-]
Damn! That must've been pretty cool! Did you come up with a parody of the intro?
User avatar #35 - doctorgenitals (08/04/2012) [-]
not the whole thing but we did the first couple lines and we called brutus b and the title was the fresh dictator of rome
#78 - i don't know the regular show gets away with a lot. but what y…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on Plank Has Wood 0
User avatar #170 - meganinja (08/04/2012) [-]
They have a new episode of Spongebob where Squidward is extremely depressed and they keep making references to suicide (IE he sticks his head in an over saying "I can't do this anymore" and then pulls out a cake saying "cooking isn't taking my mind off this at all", and a few scenes later he stood on top of a chair and starting tying a rope to the ceiling, and I can't remember the quote but then he tied a bird house to it.)
User avatar #171 - doctorgenitals (08/04/2012) [-]
nothing quite matches him watching the dancing sea anemone and gary comes in and spongebob yells "GARY! i was just uhh looking for the uhh sports channel."
#76 - bite off a piece of the cookie and have a sip of milk 08/04/2012 on things that i hate 0
#15 - i can't believe NBC is even thinking about cancelling this sho… 08/03/2012 on Girls +1
#39 - Picture 08/02/2012 on Roller Coaster Tycoon:... +29
#20 - i too have a taste for free form jazz 07/29/2012 on Wumbo +38
#186 - i still laughed at it 07/29/2012 on Happy birthday Dog +1
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#148 - you had me on your side until you said "Shouldn't you be …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Swag +18
#443 - xkatiexprime (07/28/2012) [-]
your icon
#459 - doctorgenitals (07/28/2012) [-]
if you wanted the gif
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User avatar #5 - twi (11/21/2013) [-]
you don't remember me

but I remember you
#1 - rustyshakleford (03/13/2012) [-]
Your username is hilarious
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