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Date Signed Up:12/27/2010
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#2271801 - >cookies and cream My nigger. 05/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#2271772 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#2271742 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#17580 - Just know that I had a funny link but then it didn't work …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on lupine's profile 0
User avatar #17581 - lupine (05/24/2013) [-]
Well, okay. X3
#2271662 - Picture 05/24/2013 on Friendly +1
#2271652 - Let's have an edgy contest. Whoever has the edgist opinion wins!  [+] (13 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Friendly +5
User avatar #2271782 - xerros (05/24/2013) [-]
My opinions may suck but I don't even care about yours.
User avatar #2271757 - wolfypolli (05/24/2013) [-]
I drank my milk without a straw this morning.
User avatar #2271731 - princesslilian (05/24/2013) [-]
jews are evil
christians are stupid
hitler was ok
User avatar #2271758 - FrankReal (05/24/2013) [-]
It's like I'm really on /pol/
#2271856 - princesslilian (05/24/2013) [-]
they've invaded /k/
User avatar #2271721 - FrankReal (05/24/2013) [-]
gay people are gay
#2271742 - doctordalek (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #2271737 - mrsexsymbol (05/24/2013) [-]
HOMOSEXUALS ARE gay
User avatar #2271717 - sora2534 (05/24/2013) [-]
Everyday, I walk over an overpass. I have to fight to keep myself from throwing myself over the edge and slamming into the first windshield unfortunate enough to be under me.
User avatar #2271708 - theapocalipz (05/24/2013) [-]
Everything is an opinion: Nothing is truly fact
User avatar #2271678 - mrsexsymbol (05/24/2013) [-]
I cut myself with the same razor I use to inject my weed swag yolo nigga nigga
User avatar #2271670 - tinyer (05/24/2013) [-]
THUR IZ NO GAWD
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
#2271620 - HI AGAIN GOD  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2271631 - FrankReal (05/24/2013) [-]
NO IMAGINARY FRIENDS HERE
#2271662 - doctordalek (05/24/2013) [-]
#2271577 - That's the point~  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2271596 - tinyer (05/24/2013) [-]
nuuuu
#17579 - maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&tab=wl 05/24/2013 on lupine's profile 0
#2271499 - In dis thwead we tawk liek babiez who wub each other …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Friendly +3
User avatar #2271618 - plataeiou (05/24/2013) [-]
WAI WUB WOO ALL DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH<3333333333333
ESPECIALLY WEENUSS AND WUPINE :3
User avatar #2271534 - tinyer (05/24/2013) [-]
bot das ghey
:c
User avatar #2271577 - doctordalek (05/24/2013) [-]
That's the point~
User avatar #2271596 - tinyer (05/24/2013) [-]
nuuuu
User avatar #2271528 - bluenebula (05/24/2013) [-]
Whaaa! Whaaa! Baby pharaoh wants milk! Somebody fetch me a nipple!
User avatar #2271525 - derangedberger (05/24/2013) [-]
I AM MICHAEL J CABOOSE
AND I
HATE
BABIES
User avatar #2271539 - derangedberger (05/24/2013) [-]
Man, where's kershinator when you need him?
#2274599 - kershinator (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #2271520 - jimimipwr (05/24/2013) [-]
*shits pants*
User avatar #2271514 - FrankReal (05/24/2013) [-]
KEEP CRYING BABIES
#2270854 - Breaking Dawn Part 2 <3  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2270872 - frigidalt (05/24/2013) [-]
oh bb u kno me<3
#2270830 - Ask if you want to get some ice cream or see a movie  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2270851 - frigidalt (05/24/2013) [-]
WHAT MOVIEEEEE
User avatar #2270854 - doctordalek (05/24/2013) [-]
Breaking Dawn Part 2 <3
User avatar #2270872 - frigidalt (05/24/2013) [-]
oh bb u kno me<3
#2270809 - Well, it's nice that it is finally coming out, but I will most… 05/24/2013 on Friendly 0
#2270791 - Just started the game, I don't have any of those yet. 05/23/2013 on Friendly 0
#2270779 - Doos Ax: Hoomin Rivalushin 05/23/2013 on Friendly 0
#2270771 - My Deus Ex experience: >Assassinating guards requi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2270785 - xoyv (05/23/2013) [-]
pop him in the abck of the head with ether your crossbow, baton, or silenced pistol
User avatar #2270791 - doctordalek (05/23/2013) [-]
Just started the game, I don't have any of those yet.
#2269690 - Have fun with your TV and sports! 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
#2269682 - You're thinking of transistors and CPUs my man.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2269689 - HordeyWordey (05/23/2013) [-]
Or something like that
#2269664 - You wanna know what's weird? 90% of my over eating (and I woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
#2269701 - dermuffin (05/23/2013) [-]
>work
>make money
>buy things, like food
>offer to people i care about
>they deny it
>they must think that I have plenty to give
#2269533 - It's too hard. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
#2269512 - 17alpha459me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2269569 - lonesomeshadow (05/23/2013) [-]
More like "I don't see a reason to find people intimidating"
#2269470 - Both.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2269489 - cloymax (05/23/2013) [-]
oic.
#2269455 - There are some people who aren't "mean" per se, but …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2269518 - tinyer (05/23/2013) [-]
I know what you mean
User avatar #2269498 - lonesomeshadow (05/23/2013) [-]
I have yet to meet one
User avatar #2269512 - doctordalek (05/23/2013) [-]
17alpha459me
User avatar #2269569 - lonesomeshadow (05/23/2013) [-]
More like "I don't see a reason to find people intimidating"
User avatar #2269475 - dermuffin (05/23/2013) [-]
>military
>teacher is a fuckin chief
User avatar #2269463 - cloymax (05/23/2013) [-]
here? or irl?
User avatar #2269470 - doctordalek (05/23/2013) [-]
Both.
User avatar #2269489 - cloymax (05/23/2013) [-]
oic.
#2268971 - That feel when you're a fucking idiot.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Friendly 0
#2268993 - HordeyWordey (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #2268991 - viscii (05/23/2013) [-]
Like when you say something retardly obvious like mixing up left and right then sticking to your point going all like 'No! This way is left!' and then realizing. that feel
User avatar #2268980 - playcolt (05/23/2013) [-]
I don't know that feel
User avatar #2268977 - cloymax (05/23/2013) [-]
ikr
#2264994 - Everyone goes back to school and no one is available to do any…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #2265000 - NutHut (05/23/2013) [-]
Fuck it.
Later!
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User avatar #966 - derangedberger (05/24/2013) [-]
Me not on your friends list = unnaceptable
#967 to #966 - doctordalek (05/24/2013) [-]
FIXEDDDDDDDDDD
FIXEDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #949 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
Niggles

Do you has xbox?
User avatar #950 to #949 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
I do not :<

I have a PS3 and a Steam though!
User avatar #951 to #950 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
:c

Steam don't work for me and I don't has ps3
User avatar #952 to #951 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
THIS IS SOME SHIT

Buy a PS4 or a new PC then
User avatar #953 to #952 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
Nah, when does the PS4 release?
User avatar #954 to #953 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
I believe holiday season this year. I probably won't buy it immediately, I've turned into mostly a PC gamer master race guy. I'll pick it up when it's cheaper, so I can play some exclusives.
User avatar #955 to #954 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
Neat, it's backwards compatable with ps3 games, right?
User avatar #956 to #955 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
Knowing console devs these days, probably not.
#959 to #958 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
I really wanted to play PS3 Exclusives though...
User avatar #960 to #959 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
Meh, you're not missing much. Uncharted is the only outstanding one. I guess Metal Gear Solid is worth it too.
User avatar #961 to #960 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
Last of Us too
User avatar #962 to #961 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I forgot that game was coming out. I'm not sure what makes it more than just another zombie game though.
User avatar #963 to #962 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
Nigga

Look at the trailers
User avatar #964 to #963 - doctordalek (05/22/2013) [-]
nig

mkay
#965 to #964 - tinyer (05/22/2013) [-]
c:
c:
User avatar #940 - professormeatwad (05/14/2013) [-]
**professormeatwad spanks you**
User avatar #928 - tinyer (05/08/2013) [-]
Ayo nigga, is you bored?
User avatar #929 to #928 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
Hmm, maybe. Just browsing the 4chans.
User avatar #930 to #929 - tinyer (05/08/2013) [-]
I should do that more, but
A: I can't figure out how to visit the Youtube (just about any URL) that they link
B: I hate their commenting system, I think FJ is much better
User avatar #931 to #930 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
You get used to it I guess.

I should go play guitar or something instead, or do homework instead of being useless n shit D:
User avatar #932 to #931 - tinyer (05/08/2013) [-]
Go guitar
:3
User avatar #934 to #932 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh, I should not talk only about me. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuu bic boi?
User avatar #933 to #932 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
Okay, I will after I finish this runescape thing :P
User avatar #935 to #933 - tinyer (05/08/2013) [-]
I is k, just listening to August Burns Red
:b
User avatar #936 to #935 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
I tried them once. I liked them almost, but their singer was a little too extreme for me.

I'm more of a Blood on the Dance Floor guy.











LOL NO
#937 to #936 - tinyer (05/08/2013) [-]
Nigga, it wouldn't have matter if you liked them anyways, I don't judge.
User avatar #938 to #937 - doctordalek (05/08/2013) [-]
I just heard a song by them yesterday. I wouldn't have been that mad, if it wasn't for the fact that the entire music video was just two teenagers kissing in the pool and other "sexy" locations while emo lyrics were sung in the background.
User avatar #939 to #938 - tinyer (05/08/2013) [-]
I won't really hate on 'em.

They sound like shit, no doubt.

But I don't like hating on bands, really
:b
User avatar #925 - tinyer (05/06/2013) [-]
Dalek, wat r u doen?

Dalek...


stahp
User avatar #926 to #925 - doctordalek (05/06/2013) [-]
Can't stop the rock.
User avatar #923 - doctordalek (05/04/2013) [-]
Black Sabbath
Motorhead
Leprous
Amon Amarth
Turisas
Tool
Death Angel
Rammstein
Kamelot
Andrew WK
Judas Priest
Machine Head
Nevermore
Nylithia
For All Those Sleeping
Nine Inch Nails
Equilibrium
Darkthrone
Warbringer
Equilibrium
Meshuggah
A Perfect Circle
Love and Death
World Under Blood
Monuments
Soilwork
Tyrant of Death
Korpiklaani
Mediks
Return To Base
BT
Protoculture
Atlas Plug
#905 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Alright biz-nitch

Wha's this about being sad?!

>:c
User avatar #906 to #905 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh you know, just coming to the realization that no one really cares about their friends, or at least they eventually won't, because when they're older, they won't have time to care about anything but their family. So that kind of stomps on all my hopes and dreams.

Also, I love that picture.
User avatar #907 to #906 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Nigga that's not true and you know it.

The thing is that friends come and go, it's a part of life.

I guess some people come to terms with that later on in life and get less attatched to their friends than when they were younger
User avatar #908 to #907 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
That isn't how I want it to be. Sure I'd like to have acquaintances come and go, but I want friends that stay around my whole life.

Ever observe what happens to people who get a boy/girlfriend? They change. All of them. They would rather spend time with their SO. The only important thing in their mind is their SO, and later on for some, their kids. Friends are nothing but some secondary function. I don't matter to anyone but my mom and dad.

What kills me the most, is that if I ever get an SO, I'll be the same way.
User avatar #909 to #908 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean that you'll forget and abandon them.

Boy/girlfriends don't necessarily change people, the people change themselves to accomodate the other
User avatar #910 to #909 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
I'm the accommodation.
User avatar #911 to #910 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
That's also not necessarily true, iunno man.

All the people I know that have gotten gf/bf haven't really changed much
User avatar #912 to #911 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
We're still young though, it may not seem true just yet. But look at everyone who is older. Your mom and dad, every other adult couple.....how many friends do they have? How often do they see those friends? Chances are, 9 days out of 10, they don't. They come home from work and see nothing but their wife/husband and their kids. And they're okay with that. I'm not.

It's nice that some people our age still care. But everyone will stop eventually.
User avatar #913 to #912 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Dude, my mom and dad make friends. And see them, A LOT
User avatar #914 to #913 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
That's good. But I still feel like they're the minority.
User avatar #915 to #914 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean you have to be in the majority
:T
User avatar #916 to #915 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
It's not my choice whether my friends chose to do what I described :\
User avatar #917 to #916 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean they'll say no errytime you ask tthem to hang out
User avatar #918 to #917 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
I know what they would rather be doing than wasting their time with me. I'm just a burden.
User avatar #919 to #918 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Nigga
:c
User avatar #920 to #919 - doctordalek (05/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for trying to help I really appreciate it <3
I'm just not happy with the state of the world. I'll accept it eventually.
User avatar #921 to #920 - tinyer (05/02/2013) [-]
Feel better man
:/
User avatar #903 - garymotherfingoak (05/01/2013) [-]
can you tell friendly i said hi?
User avatar #904 to #903 - doctordalek (05/01/2013) [-]
If you'd like, sure.
User avatar #881 - cradiulf (04/25/2013) [-]
Hiya c:
User avatar #882 to #881 - doctordalek (04/25/2013) [-]
Why hello there sir~
User avatar #883 to #882 - cradiulf (04/25/2013) [-]
I figured I should stop by and stuff, heh. How've you been dude?
User avatar #884 to #883 - doctordalek (04/26/2013) [-]
I'm good. We should chat some time in non-5 hour intervals X3

I'm on spring break at the moment, so I'm very happy! How are you? I hear from reliable sources you've been playing lots of Runescape too.
User avatar #885 to #884 - cradiulf (04/26/2013) [-]
I agree cx
Daaaang, you have a late spring break, but that's awesome c:
I've been pretty good as well! And yeah, I've been playing Runescape but I wouldn't say I've been playing lots of it, though it's something to do :P
User avatar #886 to #885 - doctordalek (04/26/2013) [-]
Yeah DeVry is dumb like that. I have my spring break, and then my "summer break" (which lasts only a week as well) is just 8 weeks away :P

I don't know how high or low level you are, but maybe we could do something in RS sometime? It's been a long time since I've played and I'm still getting back in the swing of things; trying to learn what armor is best these days, how everything works, skill updates, etc. If I recall, dungeoneering was pretty fun to do as a group.
User avatar #887 to #886 - cradiulf (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm only level 142, so, um... X3
And yeah, we could play sometime! Don't expect me to be any more knowledgeable than you though, I dunno much about most of the new things either :P
I went dungeoneering once. Friend did most of the work because my skills were too low to do anything cool! But it was pretty fun :3
User avatar #888 to #887 - doctordalek (04/27/2013) [-]
I'm 150 so you're not far. Let's see them stats!

services.runescape.com/m=hiscore/compare.ws
User avatar #889 to #888 - cradiulf (04/27/2013) [-]
That link didn't work cx
You can just look me up, I'm Fluidarc on there :3
User avatar #890 to #889 - doctordalek (04/27/2013) [-]
Not bad. My name on there is Dalek Kann if you wanna look me up.
User avatar #891 to #890 - cradiulf (04/27/2013) [-]
Not bad? Look at you! I'm plenty bad! X3
User avatar #892 to #891 - doctordalek (04/27/2013) [-]
I wish I could show you all the quests I've done, I like showing that off.
User avatar #894 to #892 - cradiulf (04/28/2013) [-]
How many have you done? :o
User avatar #895 to #894 - doctordalek (04/29/2013) [-]
Hmm let's see, I think I have like, 20 not completed? Out of 188 :P
User avatar #896 to #895 - cradiulf (04/29/2013) [-]
Holy shit dude X3
User avatar #897 to #896 - doctordalek (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, runescape was pretty much my whole life when I was younger. I come back every now and then. It has been a long time for me to get these stats.
User avatar #898 to #897 - cradiulf (04/29/2013) [-]
It was my life when I was younger too! But I had to start over two summers ago since I forgot my account information on my older one where I had a lot more done, so I decided to forget about quests for now and just get rich to get some of the newer armors and train and stuff :P
And considering it's about the time no good games really come out until Fall, I'll be playing it a lot more c:
User avatar #899 to #898 - doctordalek (04/29/2013) [-]
Only game I'm even looking forward to this year is Rome 2. But that's not taking into account the million games I haven't played on steam :P
User avatar #900 to #899 - cradiulf (04/29/2013) [-]
I don't really pay much attention to PC games, since I can't Steam because Macs, and I'd only end up regretting having one even more than I do already if I did keep track of PC releases X3
What's Rome 2 though? :3
User avatar #902 to #901 - cradiulf (04/30/2013) [-]
That looks pretty sweet, actually! Though I was never really good at strategy games. I'm better at just shooting things :P
#863 - doctordalek (04/17/2013) [-]
The Boston Marathon was a real blow out this year.
User avatar #871 to #863 - yiffcario (04/24/2013) [-]
Went to Boston, had a blast.
Competed in the marathon, that last mile is a real killer.
Radio wouldn't stop playing Boom Boom Pow.
Ate some food, got explosive diarrhea.
Threw a part and people called me the bomb.
User avatar #875 to #874 - doctordalek (04/24/2013) [-]
Hiya :3
Unfortunately you picked a bad time to catch up with me as I'm going to bed in a minute, but we can chat tomorrow and stuff.
User avatar #876 to #875 - yiffcario (04/24/2013) [-]
If you want.
We used to talk quite a bit I think, then it just stopped.
Did I do something?
User avatar #877 to #876 - doctordalek (04/24/2013) [-]
No not at all, I just drifted away from funnyjunk.
User avatar #878 to #877 - yiffcario (04/24/2013) [-]
I still have your number, ya know, cuz I'm a rapist.
Honestly though I think it was from one of those days on the thread where everyone was just like posting their numbers.
User avatar #879 to #878 - doctordalek (04/24/2013) [-]
I only recently deleted yours, because I was cleaning up my phone contacts.
User avatar #880 to #879 - yiffcario (04/24/2013) [-]
My phone complicates everything I have to go through hell just to delete one number >.<
User avatar #872 to #871 - yiffcario (04/24/2013) [-]
party*
User avatar #869 to #863 - FrankReal (04/17/2013) [-]
0/10
User avatar #867 to #863 - NutHut (04/17/2013) [-]
5/10
User avatar #866 to #863 - kershinator (04/17/2013) [-]
Heard that 20 times today

0/10
#857 - futashy (04/12/2013) [-]
TO BE MY FRIEND
YOU MUST GAZE AT THE END

... OR THE TIP, WHATEVER IT IS PEOPLE CALL IT NOWADAYS
User avatar #858 to #857 - doctordalek (04/12/2013) [-]
Is that what you crazy kids call it nowadays?
Well sign me up sonny.
#859 to #858 - futashy (04/12/2013) [-]
JUST THE TIP
OR WHOLE THING, YOUR CHOICE
User avatar #860 to #859 - doctordalek (04/12/2013) [-]
I WANT IT ALL
User avatar #855 - Lightclaw (04/07/2013) [-]
The anon was me.
User avatar #856 to #855 - doctordalek (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh, then don't worry, I like you, you seem nice~
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User avatar #853 to #852 - doctordalek (03/31/2013) [-]
2hot4me.

Thanks :P
User avatar #854 to #853 - leneotroll (03/31/2013) [-]
its nawt hot
no problem
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User avatar #845 to #844 - doctordalek (03/18/2013) [-]
2suave4me
#848 to #845 - NutHut (03/19/2013) [-]
...
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User avatar #850 to #848 - doctordalek (03/19/2013) [-]
Lol, sorry, didn't mean to post it behind your back, we just figured you'd be cool with me seeing a picture of you, sorry!
#851 to #850 - NutHut (03/19/2013) [-]
Oh no, sorry if I actually came off as upset.
I was only being facetious. I don't mind.
User avatar #846 to #845 - lupine (03/18/2013) [-]
I know right?
User avatar #847 to #846 - doctordalek (03/18/2013) [-]
Creepy request but I forgot to add it to my collection before you removed it :P Could you send it to me in skype?
User avatar #839 - ponyluver (01/27/2013) [-]
zahnrad
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