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#120 - You don't say it but let's evaluate here for a moment; you com… 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
#114 - Oh right I forgot chicks are just robots we put kindness coins…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
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#120 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
You don't say it but let's evaluate here for a moment; you come to the dudes defense claiming that even if he didn't act in a creepy manor she would have rejected him, meaning you believe she thought she was better than him or stuck up or even prudish. You said that his creepyness is not being creepy, but desperation, which implies he feels a bit entitled. Meaning that what you are impying is that even if he wasn't creepy she should have given hima shot just because....reasons. She wasn't interested. End of story. God forbid some chick won't jump on your dick because you stalk her on social media and then claim it as desperation.
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#116 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
look at my comments and show me where I said that?
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#121 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Jesus christ autism is fucking contagious apparently, #120
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#123 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
must have got it from you.
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#122 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
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#126 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Gotcha. But here's the kicker; she wasn't interested. It's like fishing...just because a fish doesn't go for the lure you're using doesn't mean that fish is a fucking bitch and "no matter what lure i used that asshole wouldn't have bit anyways" isn't the case. It just does not want it. Damn people for having preferences right? She probably woulda let him down better or talked to him if he hadn't been a fucking weirdo about shit, plus, back to what I said earlier, she is a girl at Hot topic...I go in the one around here from time to time and there's always some fucking dude looking much like this guy described himself, hitting on the chick there until the guy in the back tells her "Oh hey, phone call for you" because he sees how uncomfortable she is around the guy. Sheesh, get over yourself man. If a girl is not interested, move on, that is it. I don't see how this turns into a "nice guys finish last" argument because it isn't.
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#127 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
well I still believe that she would have acted this way even if he hadn't acted that way. I know people masterfully evading that but it's a fact. I am saying that he'd be lucky to get a hello out of her.
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#129 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh fucking stop with the goddamn victim complex. So what. Let's say she is. Let's say she wouldn't give him the time of day. What then? Make her a pariah? Turn all of the subreddits against her? Oh boo hoo, wahh wahh wahh. get the fuck over it. Nothing affects you in this life unless you let it. Words cannot hurt unless you give them the right to. "She didn't say hi back to me when I said hi!!" Fuck off. Get over your inferiority complex dude. Not every chick on this planet is a cunt. People have become so goddamn enamored with response and validation that it is considered taboo to simply ignore someone or to tell them to fuck off. If someone doesn't talk to you, move on. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. you do not physically change. You do not become ill. You do not go to jail for it. Nothing happens to you. Unless...you fucking LET IT.
#107 - He ******* tracked her down. Told her she was ramona fl…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
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#111 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
umm. so yeah. what i am saying is that is because of desperation. Desperate people do weird shit and even if he didn't do any of that, she still would have acted the same way.
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#114 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh right I forgot chicks are just robots we put kindness coins into and out pops sex and gratuity. Fuck off dude. If a girl isn't interested, she fucking isn't. cry about it, rant on your subreddit, then move the fuck on. Just because a dude says "Hi" you assume a chick is supposed ot just give him a shot at being in a relationship because he's desperate? Do you even fucking understand how retarded it is that you think that's how human beings work?
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#120 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
You don't say it but let's evaluate here for a moment; you come to the dudes defense claiming that even if he didn't act in a creepy manor she would have rejected him, meaning you believe she thought she was better than him or stuck up or even prudish. You said that his creepyness is not being creepy, but desperation, which implies he feels a bit entitled. Meaning that what you are impying is that even if he wasn't creepy she should have given hima shot just because....reasons. She wasn't interested. End of story. God forbid some chick won't jump on your dick because you stalk her on social media and then claim it as desperation.
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#116 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
look at my comments and show me where I said that?
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#121 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Jesus christ autism is fucking contagious apparently, #120
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#123 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
must have got it from you.
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#122 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
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#126 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Gotcha. But here's the kicker; she wasn't interested. It's like fishing...just because a fish doesn't go for the lure you're using doesn't mean that fish is a fucking bitch and "no matter what lure i used that asshole wouldn't have bit anyways" isn't the case. It just does not want it. Damn people for having preferences right? She probably woulda let him down better or talked to him if he hadn't been a fucking weirdo about shit, plus, back to what I said earlier, she is a girl at Hot topic...I go in the one around here from time to time and there's always some fucking dude looking much like this guy described himself, hitting on the chick there until the guy in the back tells her "Oh hey, phone call for you" because he sees how uncomfortable she is around the guy. Sheesh, get over yourself man. If a girl is not interested, move on, that is it. I don't see how this turns into a "nice guys finish last" argument because it isn't.
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#127 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
well I still believe that she would have acted this way even if he hadn't acted that way. I know people masterfully evading that but it's a fact. I am saying that he'd be lucky to get a hello out of her.
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#129 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh fucking stop with the goddamn victim complex. So what. Let's say she is. Let's say she wouldn't give him the time of day. What then? Make her a pariah? Turn all of the subreddits against her? Oh boo hoo, wahh wahh wahh. get the fuck over it. Nothing affects you in this life unless you let it. Words cannot hurt unless you give them the right to. "She didn't say hi back to me when I said hi!!" Fuck off. Get over your inferiority complex dude. Not every chick on this planet is a cunt. People have become so goddamn enamored with response and validation that it is considered taboo to simply ignore someone or to tell them to fuck off. If someone doesn't talk to you, move on. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. you do not physically change. You do not become ill. You do not go to jail for it. Nothing happens to you. Unless...you fucking LET IT.
#103 - Yes. Creepy ******* people are ******* creepy. …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
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#105 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't sorry. I think he is 'creepy' because of how girls react to him and he is trying desperately to change it. In other word the 'creepy' is just actually just desperation.
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#107 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
He fucking tracked her down. Told her she was ramona flowers. The dude was a goddamn creep, end of story. Shit if he had her address I'm sure he woulda showed up and watched her sleep. He assumed she was interested from the sheer fact that she did not block him or delete her fucking account. The dude was creepy.
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#111 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
umm. so yeah. what i am saying is that is because of desperation. Desperate people do weird shit and even if he didn't do any of that, she still would have acted the same way.
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#114 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh right I forgot chicks are just robots we put kindness coins into and out pops sex and gratuity. Fuck off dude. If a girl isn't interested, she fucking isn't. cry about it, rant on your subreddit, then move the fuck on. Just because a dude says "Hi" you assume a chick is supposed ot just give him a shot at being in a relationship because he's desperate? Do you even fucking understand how retarded it is that you think that's how human beings work?
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#120 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
You don't say it but let's evaluate here for a moment; you come to the dudes defense claiming that even if he didn't act in a creepy manor she would have rejected him, meaning you believe she thought she was better than him or stuck up or even prudish. You said that his creepyness is not being creepy, but desperation, which implies he feels a bit entitled. Meaning that what you are impying is that even if he wasn't creepy she should have given hima shot just because....reasons. She wasn't interested. End of story. God forbid some chick won't jump on your dick because you stalk her on social media and then claim it as desperation.
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#116 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
look at my comments and show me where I said that?
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#121 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Jesus christ autism is fucking contagious apparently, #120
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#123 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
must have got it from you.
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#122 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
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#126 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Gotcha. But here's the kicker; she wasn't interested. It's like fishing...just because a fish doesn't go for the lure you're using doesn't mean that fish is a fucking bitch and "no matter what lure i used that asshole wouldn't have bit anyways" isn't the case. It just does not want it. Damn people for having preferences right? She probably woulda let him down better or talked to him if he hadn't been a fucking weirdo about shit, plus, back to what I said earlier, she is a girl at Hot topic...I go in the one around here from time to time and there's always some fucking dude looking much like this guy described himself, hitting on the chick there until the guy in the back tells her "Oh hey, phone call for you" because he sees how uncomfortable she is around the guy. Sheesh, get over yourself man. If a girl is not interested, move on, that is it. I don't see how this turns into a "nice guys finish last" argument because it isn't.
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#127 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
well I still believe that she would have acted this way even if he hadn't acted that way. I know people masterfully evading that but it's a fact. I am saying that he'd be lucky to get a hello out of her.
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#129 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh fucking stop with the goddamn victim complex. So what. Let's say she is. Let's say she wouldn't give him the time of day. What then? Make her a pariah? Turn all of the subreddits against her? Oh boo hoo, wahh wahh wahh. get the fuck over it. Nothing affects you in this life unless you let it. Words cannot hurt unless you give them the right to. "She didn't say hi back to me when I said hi!!" Fuck off. Get over your inferiority complex dude. Not every chick on this planet is a cunt. People have become so goddamn enamored with response and validation that it is considered taboo to simply ignore someone or to tell them to fuck off. If someone doesn't talk to you, move on. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. you do not physically change. You do not become ill. You do not go to jail for it. Nothing happens to you. Unless...you fucking LET IT.
#97 - Hey man I've been meaning to catch up with you, ya dropped thi…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Rejection -1
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#98 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
do you seriously think that it's only the fact that he was really creepy that turned her off?
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#103 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Yes. Creepy fucking people are fucking creepy. No person on this goddamn planet wants to associate with a fucking creepy person.
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#105 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
I don't sorry. I think he is 'creepy' because of how girls react to him and he is trying desperately to change it. In other word the 'creepy' is just actually just desperation.
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#107 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
He fucking tracked her down. Told her she was ramona flowers. The dude was a goddamn creep, end of story. Shit if he had her address I'm sure he woulda showed up and watched her sleep. He assumed she was interested from the sheer fact that she did not block him or delete her fucking account. The dude was creepy.
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#111 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
umm. so yeah. what i am saying is that is because of desperation. Desperate people do weird shit and even if he didn't do any of that, she still would have acted the same way.
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#114 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh right I forgot chicks are just robots we put kindness coins into and out pops sex and gratuity. Fuck off dude. If a girl isn't interested, she fucking isn't. cry about it, rant on your subreddit, then move the fuck on. Just because a dude says "Hi" you assume a chick is supposed ot just give him a shot at being in a relationship because he's desperate? Do you even fucking understand how retarded it is that you think that's how human beings work?
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#120 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
You don't say it but let's evaluate here for a moment; you come to the dudes defense claiming that even if he didn't act in a creepy manor she would have rejected him, meaning you believe she thought she was better than him or stuck up or even prudish. You said that his creepyness is not being creepy, but desperation, which implies he feels a bit entitled. Meaning that what you are impying is that even if he wasn't creepy she should have given hima shot just because....reasons. She wasn't interested. End of story. God forbid some chick won't jump on your dick because you stalk her on social media and then claim it as desperation.
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#116 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
look at my comments and show me where I said that?
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#121 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Jesus christ autism is fucking contagious apparently, #120
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#123 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
must have got it from you.
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#122 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
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#126 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Gotcha. But here's the kicker; she wasn't interested. It's like fishing...just because a fish doesn't go for the lure you're using doesn't mean that fish is a fucking bitch and "no matter what lure i used that asshole wouldn't have bit anyways" isn't the case. It just does not want it. Damn people for having preferences right? She probably woulda let him down better or talked to him if he hadn't been a fucking weirdo about shit, plus, back to what I said earlier, she is a girl at Hot topic...I go in the one around here from time to time and there's always some fucking dude looking much like this guy described himself, hitting on the chick there until the guy in the back tells her "Oh hey, phone call for you" because he sees how uncomfortable she is around the guy. Sheesh, get over yourself man. If a girl is not interested, move on, that is it. I don't see how this turns into a "nice guys finish last" argument because it isn't.
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#127 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
well I still believe that she would have acted this way even if he hadn't acted that way. I know people masterfully evading that but it's a fact. I am saying that he'd be lucky to get a hello out of her.
User avatar
#129 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh fucking stop with the goddamn victim complex. So what. Let's say she is. Let's say she wouldn't give him the time of day. What then? Make her a pariah? Turn all of the subreddits against her? Oh boo hoo, wahh wahh wahh. get the fuck over it. Nothing affects you in this life unless you let it. Words cannot hurt unless you give them the right to. "She didn't say hi back to me when I said hi!!" Fuck off. Get over your inferiority complex dude. Not every chick on this planet is a cunt. People have become so goddamn enamored with response and validation that it is considered taboo to simply ignore someone or to tell them to fuck off. If someone doesn't talk to you, move on. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. you do not physically change. You do not become ill. You do not go to jail for it. Nothing happens to you. Unless...you fucking LET IT.
#94 - Because most of them are just like the guy and so socially ine…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on Rejection +1
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#99 - abesimpson (12/04/2015) [-]
I still think the ones that justify the guys doing a small minority.

Otherwise this post wouldn't have gotten front page many times before.
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More like he brought balance to his diet.
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#18 - tapberry (12/04/2015) [-]
i draw anim for u
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#20 - outlandertom (12/04/2015) [-]
u are cool can we be frends?
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#4 - daredevizz (12/03/2015) [-]
Just Wait till the Vampires Show Up
#23 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
I can't wait
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> traders and some other NPCs are killed by raid
> didn't notice at first so didn't resurrect them via console
> another raid kills 5 NPCs
> mfw "Dawnguard needs people like you" but I got bored of the quest and install the DLC only because mods require it.
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#2 - victorytoaster (12/01/2015) [-]
them japs are really ... under pressure ... from this situation
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Occident means western part of the world, as in the opposite part of the world from the orient which is the eastern part of the world.
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#2 - lexarcommander (12/01/2015) [-]
what typo?
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#9 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
I think this is the problem tbh.
People have forgotten that successful relationships require communication and compromise.
Now it seems people want a partner who will do everything their way without question and they don't want to even consider making the other person happy.

Like, if maybe one of you likes wooden furniture and one likes glass, maybe you should decide who will use them more often and let them decide. Or maybe let them decide the glass or wood thing and you can choose what type of bed or what colour the walls are or something.

I've seen even simple stuff like that cause the most violent arguments.

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Thanks for making a good comment on my content
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