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doctahhobo

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Date Signed Up:11/09/2012
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#55 - I am so tired of this politically correct ******** bein… 12/10/2015 on Ellen on Jenner 0
#32 - Stop calling him a she. You can't call a cow a shoe no matter…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Ellen on Jenner +1
#40 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
I believe She must use the men's room, I believe she is still a man. I believe these things because they are true. But it's just simple courtesy to call Jenner a she. You don't have to do it, but there's no reason to be a cunt about it.

I call Jenner "Jenner"
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#55 - doctahhobo (12/10/2015) [-]
I am so tired of this politically correct bullshit being force fed to America. "You can't say this, it'll offend someone" "Don't say that it could make someone feel sad" "You can't just think what you want that is harmful to others" "Hey man there's no need to be so brutally honest about these bullshit retarded agendas shoved down our throats". What the fuck happened to individuality? I mean for fucks sake when did we lose our fucking balls? I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can to, it's our goddamn rights as Americans. I choose to cut out all the bullshit most of everyone else tiptoes around because they're so fucking terrified to make someone feel bad. Fuck your feelings. It is the mentality of this country that everyone else means more than you do and you must believe that. Fuck that gay shit, I am #1 motherfucker in my book...well maybe #2 behind my daughter. I am not so much apathetic as I m tired of how everyone must walk on broken glass and eggshells now a days out of pure terror of offending someone. BRUCE JENNER IS NOT A FUCKING HERO. Hes a limelight loving fuck who decided he liked dressing in drag and took it too far to stay in the spotlight that much longer. I am a man of cold hard fact and logic and there is no goddamn reason for me to call that attention whoring fuck nugget a she as I find it insulting to all other women on this planet. If you wanna say that then maybe i'll go get surgery to resemble a frog more and get pissed off when people don't properly call me a frog when I am clearly a goddamn human with a fetish for fucking frogs.
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#46 - twiceasfun (12/10/2015) [-]
The apa would disagree on the truth of that statement, and legally she now can and should use the women's restroom, at least in most places
#25 - Picture 12/10/2015 on #endthefuckery 0
#24 - god help us... 12/09/2015 on Navy Tradition with twist +23
#1 - Dude probably stands there all goddamn day just doing that and…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Gate security +120
#4 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
He's "having fun with it", because it's already driven him bonkers.
#1 - Man now people are not gonna be throwing magazines away in bat… 12/08/2015 on The History of the Loading... 0
#2 - Bert Warhammet conenr evet  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on The epicness of Warhammer +1
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#4 - reibeisen (12/08/2015) [-]
okay lol.. know i see.. ermahgerd...!
#3 - reibeisen (12/08/2015) [-]
#1 - Black Panther Drawing 12/08/2015 on Black Panther Drawing +1
#10 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Slightly annoying things 0
#1 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Ew. +9
#1 - ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN CHOO CHOO 12/08/2015 on holy shit +1
#1 - Ya did good kid. 12/08/2015 on Do text jokes work? +2
#1 - Picture 12/08/2015 on Disney raptors +15
#67 - Picture 12/08/2015 on all dogs go to heaven +21
#61 - Picture 12/07/2015 on The autobahn +1
#48 - It's pretty much the coolest animal ever, bred for its skills … 12/07/2015 on Gattai Hybrids 1 0
#71 - Remember that one time Kane set him on fire? Yeah. 12/07/2015 on takedown 0
#40 - STOP THE GODDAMN MATCH!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on takedown +1
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#44 - Sunset (12/06/2015) [-]
WHY HHH WHY
#6 - "Shpoidurs" I ******* lost it. 12/06/2015 on Hello +1
#66 - Don't they normally hunt in packs and it takes like 4 of them … 12/05/2015 on Gif Dump - Part 61 0
#63 - when a lion tries to attack a giraffe  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Gif Dump - Part 61 +1
#64 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
That's a pretty tiny giraffe, which is quite regular prey for lions. You win some, lose some. It looks like the lion was surprised.
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#66 - doctahhobo (12/05/2015) [-]
Don't they normally hunt in packs and it takes like 4 of them to take down a giraffe? I mean, I admire the ambition, but don't think it shoulda shot for the stars on this one.
#8 - I read that as "a tranny problem". Eeeehhhhhhh still....  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2015 on Go with Joe! +2
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#10 - platinumaltaria (12/05/2015) [-]
rude...
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#19 - letsmakeout (12/05/2015) [-]
How is that rude? He read something wrong...
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#20 - platinumaltaria (12/05/2015) [-]
;-; that is not at all what I was referring to.
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#21 - letsmakeout (12/05/2015) [-]
Ah, I understood what he meant now. But still probably just a joke.
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#22 - platinumaltaria (12/05/2015) [-]
Except it's not actually funny.
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#24 - letsmakeout (12/05/2015) [-]
Maybe not to you. I mean... not everyone has to laugh at every single joke.
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#25 - platinumaltaria (12/05/2015) [-]
If no one laughs, that makes it unfunny. AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR UNFUNNY JOKES!
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#26 - letsmakeout (12/05/2015) [-]
Shit, we should've called the joke police by now
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#27 - platinumaltaria (12/05/2015) [-]
wee woo wee woo
#129 - Oh ******* stop with the goddamn victim complex. So wh… 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
#126 - Gotcha. But here's the kicker; she wasn't interested. It's l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
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#127 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
well I still believe that she would have acted this way even if he hadn't acted that way. I know people masterfully evading that but it's a fact. I am saying that he'd be lucky to get a hello out of her.
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#129 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh fucking stop with the goddamn victim complex. So what. Let's say she is. Let's say she wouldn't give him the time of day. What then? Make her a pariah? Turn all of the subreddits against her? Oh boo hoo, wahh wahh wahh. get the fuck over it. Nothing affects you in this life unless you let it. Words cannot hurt unless you give them the right to. "She didn't say hi back to me when I said hi!!" Fuck off. Get over your inferiority complex dude. Not every chick on this planet is a cunt. People have become so goddamn enamored with response and validation that it is considered taboo to simply ignore someone or to tell them to fuck off. If someone doesn't talk to you, move on. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. you do not physically change. You do not become ill. You do not go to jail for it. Nothing happens to you. Unless...you fucking LET IT.
#121 - Jesus christ autism is ******* contagious apparently, #120  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Rejection 0
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#123 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
must have got it from you.
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#122 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
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#126 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Gotcha. But here's the kicker; she wasn't interested. It's like fishing...just because a fish doesn't go for the lure you're using doesn't mean that fish is a fucking bitch and "no matter what lure i used that asshole wouldn't have bit anyways" isn't the case. It just does not want it. Damn people for having preferences right? She probably woulda let him down better or talked to him if he hadn't been a fucking weirdo about shit, plus, back to what I said earlier, she is a girl at Hot topic...I go in the one around here from time to time and there's always some fucking dude looking much like this guy described himself, hitting on the chick there until the guy in the back tells her "Oh hey, phone call for you" because he sees how uncomfortable she is around the guy. Sheesh, get over yourself man. If a girl is not interested, move on, that is it. I don't see how this turns into a "nice guys finish last" argument because it isn't.
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#127 - ihateeverybodytoo (12/04/2015) [-]
well I still believe that she would have acted this way even if he hadn't acted that way. I know people masterfully evading that but it's a fact. I am saying that he'd be lucky to get a hello out of her.
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#129 - doctahhobo (12/04/2015) [-]
Oh fucking stop with the goddamn victim complex. So what. Let's say she is. Let's say she wouldn't give him the time of day. What then? Make her a pariah? Turn all of the subreddits against her? Oh boo hoo, wahh wahh wahh. get the fuck over it. Nothing affects you in this life unless you let it. Words cannot hurt unless you give them the right to. "She didn't say hi back to me when I said hi!!" Fuck off. Get over your inferiority complex dude. Not every chick on this planet is a cunt. People have become so goddamn enamored with response and validation that it is considered taboo to simply ignore someone or to tell them to fuck off. If someone doesn't talk to you, move on. Nothing happens. Nothing changes. you do not physically change. You do not become ill. You do not go to jail for it. Nothing happens to you. Unless...you fucking LET IT.

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