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doctahhobo

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/09/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Cardboard Box
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2729
Comment Ranking:#561
Highest Content Rank:#2474
Highest Comment Rank:#309
Content Thumbs: 590 total,  715 ,  125
Comment Thumbs: 7719 total,  7963 ,  244
Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 46 Content: Sammich eater → Level 47 Content: Sammich eater
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:67657
Times Content Favorited:67 times
Total Comments Made:465
FJ Points:5971

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#3 - Hey admin stop putting on auto-play loud ass ******* ad…  [+] (33 new replies) 12/17/2015 on The "Only" thing +16
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#4 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
when was the last time you turned off adblock
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#5 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
I cannot remember those old dark times. Ancient history some say...
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#6 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
No literally, im curious.
When was the last time you turned off adblock.
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#7 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
I am too, I don't remember. I've had adblock before i even came here.
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#8 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
My case and point.
How the fuck you are supposed to know when he gets rid of the sound ads?
Is someone going to come to your profile and tell you?
No.

I've had ablock off for 8 months, i have not heard a single sound ad since july.
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#15 - ablock (12/17/2015) [-]
I've been summoned.
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#9 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I really don't care. dude lies about how much money he makes off this site anyways. And at the end of the day if this truly is how he makes a living...thats the saddest shit I have ever heard of in my entire fucking life. I figured this was a hobby or like side cash or some shit.
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#10 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
No
The dude is literally soloing the entire site, other than post2 with a few small things with coding.
#11 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
what do you want me to do? disable it? I really dont want to. I've got more adware in my life from ads on websites than any other source. the cons far outweigh the pros.
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#37 - majestispaceduck (12/18/2015) [-]
Don't listen, admin has an actual job, programming, the site is expensive though.
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#12 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
then get better security you pleb
#13 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
i'd rather save the money and keep adblock, k thx
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#14 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
thats like living without insurance with the only protective gear being a helmet

good luck pleb
#17 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
>2015
>Using Antivirus
>Giving a shit about Admins financial problems
>Calling others plebs
Kek. Fuck ads
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#16 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
Cool, thanks for insulting me because I don't want to put my computer at risk, very mature of you. Then again seeing your uhhh...."experiments" I can tell maturity doesn't really ring loud for you. Then again this entire site isn't known for it's maturity.
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#18 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
"I don't want to put my computer at risk so I use adblock instead of actual good computer security"

are you retarded?
#30 - triene (12/18/2015) [-]
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#31 - peanutsaurusrex (12/18/2015) [-]
exactly, thats what im saying.
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#19 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh yeah keep doing that insult thing, just call it an experiment so you can get away with being a turd. I'm sue everyone on fj will circle jerk around you and put you up on a pedestal.
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#20 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
No you've turned this argument into something completely unrelated.
Goodbye bucko
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#38 - majestispaceduck (12/18/2015) [-]
Still at using up you excess of thumbs i see.
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#21 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
Cool, so I can expect to see this on one of your posts and claim it was all part of an experiment. You have no merit at all dude. Your words are empty and pointless because you're the boy who cries wolf. The definition of a shitposter and a hypocrite. It's a simple proving point honestly, used often....discrediting any word you say to prove me right. I do not want to disable adblock. You call me retarded. You are known to troll and shitpost for your own content because you are heavily unoriginal and unfunny so you must take what others say and make it into your own stuff.

tldr;

idgaf your words have no value.
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#23 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
And i'm calling you retarded because you use "adblock" as computer security.

Even a dead goat can tell you how stupid that is.
#34 - daredevizz (12/18/2015) [-]
Seems a Smart thing to due regardless to prevent potential Harmful Viruses from Entering my Computer VIA auto-play ads...... Look at it this way. Go do your porn thing without Ad-Block..... then afterwards do a virus sweep and see how many trackers you got (or Worse)
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#36 - peanutsaurusrex (12/18/2015) [-]
I do that stuff all the time, unlike retarded people I have actual computer security Trend Micro and haven't had a virus in a long, long time
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#22 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
cool story bro, it's nice that you expect to be on a video
Because you're not, don't flatter yourself.

Making videos on people arguing would be a last desperate grab for attention, like what you're doing now.
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#24 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
See comment #21. Thank you. Goodbye.
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#33 - midgetslayer (12/18/2015) [-]
who is upvoting this troll and downvoting everybody else?
also
How the fuck do you get spyware from ads? Do you actually....click on them??!!?
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#27 - peanutsaurusrex (12/18/2015) [-]
Just because I'm a shitposter doesn't make me wrong.
Using adblock as your only security is outright retarded.
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#35 - daredevizz (12/18/2015) [-]
Seems like Admitting all the Shit you post defeats anything you say in any post........
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#28 - doctahhobo (12/18/2015) [-]
It's not. I just said I don't wanna spend money on un-needed software that is used to clean that shit up instead of use reliable free software. It's just a precaution. Like putting outlet covers on outlets when you have a baby in the house. You don't yell at parents for having them then call them retarded for not coating the walls and floors with styrofoam. Sheesh get over yourself.
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#25 - peanutsaurusrex (12/17/2015) [-]
Good to know, you act just like a feminist
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#26 - doctahhobo (12/17/2015) [-]
>#21
#3 - >Picards fw  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Will Riker sees his future +274
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#13 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
Except that iirc he wanted nothing to do with Troi's mother she's got a few screws loose and has a bad habit of reading other people's thoughts aloud
#3 - Comment deleted 12/17/2015 on Cold some of you dorks help... 0
#7 - Somewhat relevant. 12/17/2015 on Tased +1
#10 - Yeah but that's meaningless now. I admit the first one was ki… 12/17/2015 on seriously. 0
#8 - Get the **** out. 12/17/2015 on Troll BABY 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on wonder if he died +1
#3 - ticklebeast (12/17/2015) [-]
I'm not even going to try, I only want to die a little bit
#3 - Picture 12/17/2015 on Ocean +13
#3 - >thats no moon  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on No Moon +15
#127 - shadowdmoon (12/18/2015) [-]
#6 - Picture 12/17/2015 on (untitled) +1
#2 - Just hand this the **** over to the photographer. 12/17/2015 on hey want some candy +2
#4 - ******** , it's not blue nor wearing sneakers. 0/10 nic… 12/17/2015 on baby hedgehog 0
#2 - "HON HON HON HON NOT TODAY MON'AMIE, OOOOH TOO SLOW, HON …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/17/2015 on octopus chasing a crab +335
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#18 - wolfwithglasses (12/18/2015) [-]
"I am full of SPY and i am coming for you!" Octopus chases crab
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#26 - larrallina (12/18/2015) [-]
I love how the kids are cheering for that poor crabs death rather then cheering on the crab to get away
kids are great sometimes
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#44 - mintyfreshmenthol (12/18/2015) [-]
so you want this poor octo-bro to starve?
thats pree cold man
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#27 - archerthefolf (12/18/2015) [-]
I'd prefer that tbh lol. Need more people to let nature happen then to try to save some small creature and in turn starve the predator.
#8 - navar (12/17/2015) [-]
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#3 - ......................you win this round..... 12/17/2015 on Life has many doors, Genos-Boy +1
#1 - ***** pay ME money to disable it. I ain't no goddamn charity. 12/17/2015 on oh shit, Addy is on to me -1
#48 - Pffft unless you're built like a mountain or related to some f… 12/16/2015 on i love goku 0
#20 - Everyone knows Mr. Fallout. Often imitated never replicated. 12/15/2015 on Returning to FunnyJunk 0
#39 - I love remembering last night bae. Miss you ya huge faggot. 12/15/2015 on 1 thumb = feels my butt 0
#6 - there's no place else i'd rather be bae 12/14/2015 on UFC FIGHTERS HATE HIM +17
#75 - It's a running gag. "Can't stump the trump" He's a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on this is what liberals... +6
#184 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
I'd love to believe you but I've seen tons of people support Trump publicly on Social Media. He is genuinely leading the republican polls. While polls are frequently inaccurate at predicting the outcome of elections, it's still scary to see he's being taken seriously, very very seriously
#3 - .............what am I doing with my life?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2015 on UFC FIGHTERS HATE HIM +5
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#5 - ompalomper (12/14/2015) [-]
wasting it on the internet, glad you could join us.
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#6 - doctahhobo (12/14/2015) [-]
there's no place else i'd rather be bae
#1 - Wait whoa hold the **** up....did he seriously make 14 …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2015 on UFC FIGHTERS HATE HIM +106
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#42 - olesaintdikolas (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah he's not getting payed that much
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#17 - machiavellianhumor (12/15/2015) [-]
main event winners get more than the ones who aren't main event and who didn't win. there's a split in percentages based on how many buys the pay per view sells. more pay per view buys. more money. less pay per view buys less money
#2 - evilhomer (12/14/2015) [-]
Excuse me, I got my facts wrong..... It's about $16mil
about $1.3mil per second
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#10 - nywrestler (12/14/2015) [-]
He made $500k in disclosed salary from the UFC, as well as probably a decent amount of undisclosed bonuses and sponsor money from Reebok. But 16 mil? This would be the first I've heard about a number that high, where did you see that?
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#12 - nywrestler (12/14/2015) [-]
Interesting. As you can see from the articles you posted, the media isn't privy to the exact terms of UFC fighter contracts as far as how much of a cut of PPV money they receive. Even at conservative estimates the Forbes article says it would be $3 per PPV buy, so likely to be over 3 million bucks in his pocket plus his salary and sponsorships.

The numbers in the smh article don't really make much sense though. The say he'll make $12 million off of the PPV which would equate to 20% of the gross, which would be $12 per buy and seems quite high. Even believing that he's getting $12 million from the PPV I don't know where they got the other $3.5 million from to land him at an eventual $16 million for the nights work.

I think the truth probably lies somewhere closer to Forbes estimate, since with the numbers that they provided the math adds up. Still $3.5 mil-$8 mil puts him way up at the top as far as a UFC fighter making money off of one fight. The only other fighters who have even come close to that are Rousey and possibly Brock when he first came over and brought lots of WWE fans with him.
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#3 - doctahhobo (12/14/2015) [-]
.............what am I doing with my life?
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#5 - ompalomper (12/14/2015) [-]
wasting it on the internet, glad you could join us.
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#6 - doctahhobo (12/14/2015) [-]
there's no place else i'd rather be bae
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2015 on Again +1
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User avatar #1 - nayytayisgod (12/01/2015) [-]
Thanks for making a good comment on my content
Good comments that get thumbs give content more thumbs
also took your comment virginity
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