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#36 - nigga you just went full potato 03/31/2013 on RFW +11
#18 - Comment deleted 03/30/2013 on Pixar, Stahp 0
#7 - well shit 03/30/2013 on God damnit /b/ 0
#4 - jackie has been to india comment invalid  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on God damnit /b/ 0
#5 - anonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
First letter of every word.
User avatar #7 - doctadeathbench (03/30/2013) [-]
well shit
#39 - (Muggys ending slide) Muggy continued to collect coffee cups u… 03/28/2013 on Things confiscated from... +1
#37 - Dr. Klein: AND...ARE THOSE PENISES I SEE WRIGGLING ON ITS FEET…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Things confiscated from... +1
User avatar #39 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
(Muggys ending slide) Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.

White Bird: Here, take. Gift, to remind you of visions. Use well. Or sell to curio trader. Either way, says much about you.

Courier: Do you record everything that's said around you?
ED-E: <Sly beeping>
Courier: Really? Well, I'd better be careful what I say to you, huh?
ED-E: <Reassuring beeping.>
Courier: No, ED-E, I don't want to hear your recordings of "human mating calls." That's just...wrong.
ED-E: <Coy beeping.>

Courier: Can you heal my radiation?
Straus: Are you sure? You won't be able to read in the dark as well.
Courier: On second thought, I'll tough it out.
Straus: Can you hold still then? I wanna make some toast.

Toaster: Hey! I got a super rare, uh...Mojave snowglobe! All you have to do is stick your hand in my bread slot...

The Courier: I love you and your little hat.
Cass: Aww, ain't that sweet.

O'Hanrahan:"As the oldest one it was my duty to go into the Army so's we could eat, and so's my sisters wouldn't get killed by raiders, and Jesus would love us."
#36 - Courier: You sell plants? Dr. Usanagi: Um, no. I sell impl…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Things confiscated from... +1
User avatar #37 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
Dr. Klein: AND...ARE THOSE PENISES I SEE WRIGGLING ON ITS FEET?
After the Courier holds a hand up: NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND-PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM INTO ANYTHING, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.
After the Courier gives him the finger (failed speech check): GREAT. THE PENIS ON ITS HAND IS GETTING AN ERECTION.

Courier: [Cherchez La Femme/Confirmed Bachelor] Come on, you're my brain and I'm your body. This is meant to be, baby!
Your Brain: Are you... Are you coming on to me?! Sweet lord, I don't even have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is!

Toaster: A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!

Courier:This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by two giant fuckbots.

Muggy:While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup on a shelf. When I finally got it down, I was so happy, I cried. I hate my life.
User avatar #39 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
(Muggys ending slide) Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.

White Bird: Here, take. Gift, to remind you of visions. Use well. Or sell to curio trader. Either way, says much about you.

Courier: Do you record everything that's said around you?
ED-E: <Sly beeping>
Courier: Really? Well, I'd better be careful what I say to you, huh?
ED-E: <Reassuring beeping.>
Courier: No, ED-E, I don't want to hear your recordings of "human mating calls." That's just...wrong.
ED-E: <Coy beeping.>

Courier: Can you heal my radiation?
Straus: Are you sure? You won't be able to read in the dark as well.
Courier: On second thought, I'll tough it out.
Straus: Can you hold still then? I wanna make some toast.

Toaster: Hey! I got a super rare, uh...Mojave snowglobe! All you have to do is stick your hand in my bread slot...

The Courier: I love you and your little hat.
Cass: Aww, ain't that sweet.

O'Hanrahan:"As the oldest one it was my duty to go into the Army so's we could eat, and so's my sisters wouldn't get killed by raiders, and Jesus would love us."
#35 - Courier: I tried human flesh once. Mmm mmm good. Tell me all y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Things confiscated from... +1
User avatar #36 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
Courier: You sell plants?
Dr. Usanagi: Um, no. I sell implants. They're tiny little machines I can put inside you that can make you stronger, faster, or smarter. I recommend the smarter one.

Courier: How are you so familiar with energy weapons?
Arcade: Stop thinking so much. Thanks.

No-Bark: Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-Bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon on our hands. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Raul: HEY! I'm one of you! Don't eat me! EAT THE SMOOTHSKIN! ...Er. Sorry, Boss.
User avatar #37 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
Dr. Klein: AND...ARE THOSE PENISES I SEE WRIGGLING ON ITS FEET?
After the Courier holds a hand up: NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND-PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM INTO ANYTHING, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.
After the Courier gives him the finger (failed speech check): GREAT. THE PENIS ON ITS HAND IS GETTING AN ERECTION.

Courier: [Cherchez La Femme/Confirmed Bachelor] Come on, you're my brain and I'm your body. This is meant to be, baby!
Your Brain: Are you... Are you coming on to me?! Sweet lord, I don't even have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is!

Toaster: A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!

Courier:This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by two giant fuckbots.

Muggy:While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup on a shelf. When I finally got it down, I was so happy, I cried. I hate my life.
User avatar #39 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
(Muggys ending slide) Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.

White Bird: Here, take. Gift, to remind you of visions. Use well. Or sell to curio trader. Either way, says much about you.

Courier: Do you record everything that's said around you?
ED-E: <Sly beeping>
Courier: Really? Well, I'd better be careful what I say to you, huh?
ED-E: <Reassuring beeping.>
Courier: No, ED-E, I don't want to hear your recordings of "human mating calls." That's just...wrong.
ED-E: <Coy beeping.>

Courier: Can you heal my radiation?
Straus: Are you sure? You won't be able to read in the dark as well.
Courier: On second thought, I'll tough it out.
Straus: Can you hold still then? I wanna make some toast.

Toaster: Hey! I got a super rare, uh...Mojave snowglobe! All you have to do is stick your hand in my bread slot...

The Courier: I love you and your little hat.
Cass: Aww, ain't that sweet.

O'Hanrahan:"As the oldest one it was my duty to go into the Army so's we could eat, and so's my sisters wouldn't get killed by raiders, and Jesus would love us."
#33 - Courier: I'm the courier Benny shot. Yes Man: Hahaha! I kn…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2013 on Things confiscated from... +2
User avatar #35 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
Courier: I tried human flesh once. Mmm mmm good. Tell me all your secrets?

Courier: (paraphrase) Oh come on, he's just a convicted criminal. How bad could he be?

Courier: But where do you get protein from? Oh my god, you're all cannibals!

Courier: Raise your price or... or, uh... you're "chip outta luck."
Mr. House: ...Was that an attempt at humor?!

Jack: What do you mean helpful? My stuff already makes people feel groodalicious.
Courier: If by groodalicious you mean dead! Think of the children, man, the children!
Jack: I don't know what you've been smoking, but where can I get some?

Courier: Just stick your finger down your throat, that'll clean you out in no time!

Courier: Boy, I... sure would like some drugs. Do you know where I could buy some drugs?

Courier: But the girl is sick. With classic symptoms of uh...Vagina Dentata?
Canyon Runner: I think my Latin is better than yours. I inspect all of the captives myself, and there was no "Dentata."

Courier: But I have all these... fine caps. Look at how shiny they are!
Daniel: I'm sure your caps are fine, but we just don't have the supplies
User avatar #36 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
Courier: You sell plants?
Dr. Usanagi: Um, no. I sell implants. They're tiny little machines I can put inside you that can make you stronger, faster, or smarter. I recommend the smarter one.

Courier: How are you so familiar with energy weapons?
Arcade: Stop thinking so much. Thanks.

No-Bark: Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-Bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon on our hands. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in.

Raul: HEY! I'm one of you! Don't eat me! EAT THE SMOOTHSKIN! ...Er. Sorry, Boss.
User avatar #37 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
Dr. Klein: AND...ARE THOSE PENISES I SEE WRIGGLING ON ITS FEET?
After the Courier holds a hand up: NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY ERECT HAND-PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM INTO ANYTHING, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS.
After the Courier gives him the finger (failed speech check): GREAT. THE PENIS ON ITS HAND IS GETTING AN ERECTION.

Courier: [Cherchez La Femme/Confirmed Bachelor] Come on, you're my brain and I'm your body. This is meant to be, baby!
Your Brain: Are you... Are you coming on to me?! Sweet lord, I don't even have the words for how repugnantly wrong that is!

Toaster: A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world!

Courier:This crater looks like it's been tag-teamed by two giant fuckbots.

Muggy:While you were out, I spent six hours trying to reach a coffee cup on a shelf. When I finally got it down, I was so happy, I cried. I hate my life.
User avatar #39 - doctadeathbench (03/28/2013) [-]
(Muggys ending slide) Muggy continued to collect coffee cups until his wheel got a flat just out of reach of a dirty coffee cup, and his tiny robotic brain exploded.

White Bird: Here, take. Gift, to remind you of visions. Use well. Or sell to curio trader. Either way, says much about you.

Courier: Do you record everything that's said around you?
ED-E: <Sly beeping>
Courier: Really? Well, I'd better be careful what I say to you, huh?
ED-E: <Reassuring beeping.>
Courier: No, ED-E, I don't want to hear your recordings of "human mating calls." That's just...wrong.
ED-E: <Coy beeping.>

Courier: Can you heal my radiation?
Straus: Are you sure? You won't be able to read in the dark as well.
Courier: On second thought, I'll tough it out.
Straus: Can you hold still then? I wanna make some toast.

Toaster: Hey! I got a super rare, uh...Mojave snowglobe! All you have to do is stick your hand in my bread slot...

The Courier: I love you and your little hat.
Cass: Aww, ain't that sweet.

O'Hanrahan:"As the oldest one it was my duty to go into the Army so's we could eat, and so's my sisters wouldn't get killed by raiders, and Jesus would love us."
#92 - yes, yes you did 03/26/2013 on Needs to sharpen those... 0
#17 - we all would 03/26/2013 on Ponycomp 240 +2
#80 - caution: large epic internet fight coming up  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Needs to sharpen those... 0
#91 - houstonlt (03/26/2013) [-]
Did I just caused a shitstorm without knowing it?
User avatar #92 - doctadeathbench (03/26/2013) [-]
yes, yes you did
#13 - mexicans are lower level clowns 03/25/2013 on When clows crash their cars -13
#74 - et tumor brutus 03/25/2013 on French +4
#324 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Bronies in a nutshell +23
User avatar #583 - berkut (03/26/2013) [-]
I just leave for 5 hours and I miss this.
#111 - well hello mien fuhrer 03/23/2013 on actually happened =( +24
#38 - OK then, what do we call people who respond negatively to pos… 03/21/2013 on Women... 0
#2 - white people don't know 'bout dem gang bangers 03/19/2013 on Accidentally joinging a gang +10
#39 - its a better max payne movie than the actual movie 03/18/2013 on Insane Office Escape 2 0
#16 - Picture 03/18/2013 on Just a normal day +1
#25 - that dog teleports  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Raduckal! +12
#30 - englman (03/18/2013) [-]
It took me like 6 watches, but I finally saw what you meant... Long day I guess..
#17 - let its holy water flow 03/17/2013 on Cult Of Personality +1
#22 - a gaben joke a day will keep the half life away 03/17/2013 on Car Bump 0
#15 - Embrace it  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Cult Of Personality +1
User avatar #16 - hanakoikezawa (03/17/2013) [-]
Fucking rub that shit out

did i do it rite?
User avatar #17 - doctadeathbench (03/17/2013) [-]
let its holy water flow
#24 - its called goo … 03/17/2013 on . 0

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have a nice day
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...thank you....
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