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#439578 - I'm just going to throw my own 2 cents into this my bet wo… 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#439534 - who do you think would win in a fight between Max Pa…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #439621 - blarghagh (05/03/2013) [-]
with or without guns?
User avatar #439623 - doctadeathbench (05/03/2013) [-]
with guns
User avatar #439625 - blarghagh (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm going to have to go with Niko, althought Max Payne can shoot dodge, he's still fat.
User avatar #439578 - doctadeathbench (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm just going to throw my own 2 cents into this
my bet would be on Max Payne.
Ability wise max is far more of a deadly combatant (going by gameplay, no cheats)
Max's determination is only rivaled by Nico's.
Nico is a vet from the Yugoslav wars (well a war), one must assume he has military training.
Max is just a damn cop
nicos accomplishments range from taking down entire gangs to holding his own with the military
Max has taken down multiple criminal organizations, an elite police force,
a large 1,000 strong gang, a vigilante group, and a origination of men behind he men single handed.
oh, and Max has his signature shoot dodge
User avatar #439544 - thepyras (05/03/2013) [-]
Nico Bellic. He can spawn a tank.
#20 - combat frogs 05/03/2013 on Gone with the Blastwave +1
#121 - I may as well be the guy who arms two warring factions 05/03/2013 on DOOTY 0
#117 - EVERYTHING follows a standard formula  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on DOOTY 0
User avatar #118 - mrhotwings (05/03/2013) [-]
Not sure which side you're on.
User avatar #121 - doctadeathbench (05/03/2013) [-]
I may as well be the guy who arms two warring factions
#15 - I had a cook take on a demon with sixteen asses waist deep in lava  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on The Matrix +1
User avatar #16 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
You win this time
#13 - a librarian once took on a giant undead sponge …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2013 on The Matrix +1
User avatar #14 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
That's nothing

I had an enraged soldier hack through all my 215 citizens before dying of thirst.
User avatar #15 - doctadeathbench (05/01/2013) [-]
I had a cook take on a demon with sixteen asses waist deep in lava
User avatar #16 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
You win this time
#11 - an army of cats once decapitated an iron golem not…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on The Matrix +1
User avatar #12 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
Cats are only good as CATapults ammo

They are the most hardcore animals, one cat once scratched a Roc to death in my fortress
User avatar #13 - doctadeathbench (05/01/2013) [-]
a librarian once took on a giant undead sponge


He was later slain by a reanimated arm
User avatar #14 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
That's nothing

I had an enraged soldier hack through all my 215 citizens before dying of thirst.
User avatar #15 - doctadeathbench (05/01/2013) [-]
I had a cook take on a demon with sixteen asses waist deep in lava
User avatar #16 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
You win this time
#9 - so when was the last time a reanimated limb decimated your fortress  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2013 on The Matrix +1
User avatar #18 - limb (05/01/2013) [-]
What game are you talking about.
User avatar #19 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
Dwarf Motherfuckin' Fortress
User avatar #20 - limb (05/02/2013) [-]
i love that game.
User avatar #10 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
three hours ago

It didn't helped at all the fact that a forgotten beast decided to join the blood orgy
User avatar #11 - doctadeathbench (05/01/2013) [-]
an army of cats once decapitated an iron golem

not sure how I feel about that
User avatar #12 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
Cats are only good as CATapults ammo

They are the most hardcore animals, one cat once scratched a Roc to death in my fortress
User avatar #13 - doctadeathbench (05/01/2013) [-]
a librarian once took on a giant undead sponge


He was later slain by a reanimated arm
User avatar #14 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
That's nothing

I had an enraged soldier hack through all my 215 citizens before dying of thirst.
User avatar #15 - doctadeathbench (05/01/2013) [-]
I had a cook take on a demon with sixteen asses waist deep in lava
User avatar #16 - lolokoko (05/01/2013) [-]
You win this time
#5 - he has a point  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Gamestop WIN -27
#109 - justtocomment (04/27/2013) [-]
No, he doesn't. That woman works in the service industry. It's her job to represent the company she works for in a positive and friendly manner. Even if he is a pervert, unless he was specifically ogling her and making gestures TO HER, there was no justification for her actions. Once the dude was gone, she'd be free to tell everyone about the perv she just had to deal with. Instead, she acted like a cunt, so OP did the same.
User avatar #21 - captainfuckitall (04/26/2013) [-]
No he doesn't. The employee is a full grown woman who has to accept that consequences come with her actions, THAT'S life and she has to deal with it or keep her mouth shut
#15 - the postal dude?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Pain is weakness leaving... 0
User avatar #32 - dragostarc (04/26/2013) [-]
That fuckin' game. That was the best 7.50 I ever spent on steam. Cat-silencer!
#23 - combat frogs  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Scumbag Ghosts +19
User avatar #33 - stardustdragonlord (04/26/2013) [-]
Assault Amphibians
User avatar #113 - schmuxy (04/26/2013) [-]
Newt Nukem'
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User avatar #100 - hatesmlp (04/26/2013) [-]
Ya blew it
User avatar #114 - stardustdragonlord (04/26/2013) [-]
what he say
#40 - when has rape been necessary? Im god damn serious,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Thats cute -1
User avatar #122 - spikethepony (04/23/2013) [-]
Sorry, that nightmare of a sentence of mine is a bit hard to understand. I was referring to freedom of action, with exceptions where society deems necessary, which basically means do whatever the fuck you want, except these things society says is a no-no.
#134 - Picture 04/22/2013 on Opinions. +22
#285 - this is not any other kind of white … 04/22/2013 on Gay Marriage +4
#70 - my side have launched my side have officially reached esc… 04/21/2013 on This is what 9gag Actually... +1
#35 - I never wore braces... 04/21/2013 on Braces -1
#188 - I can tell this is fake He has facial hair 04/21/2013 on Oblivion +9
#18 - I assume a dick 04/19/2013 on Bye bye megaton! 0
#30 - Indians?... 04/17/2013 on The spoon thing 0
#8 - because you cant ******* blink without seeing a pony  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Play us off johnny +1
#12 - tossed (04/19/2013) [-]
GOOD!
#10 - and thus my dick turned insideout 04/17/2013 on Pokemon IRL GOD NO PLZ 0
#224 - why are you so ******* blue, it irks me  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on . 0
User avatar #326 - ktbmnf (04/17/2013) [-]
one simple reason really. she has been here longer then you.
User avatar #358 - killapa (04/17/2013) [-]
But how much longer....
User avatar #364 - ktbmnf (04/17/2013) [-]
seeing as how you can barely read her name, a long... long, time.
User avatar #367 - killapa (04/17/2013) [-]
Well that means I'm a year to young :(
#494 - dandyhandy has deleted their comment.
#43 - well you brony 's sure are breaking limits 04/16/2013 on Wut r u doin Tavi? STAHP! -1
#24 - I love you... 04/16/2013 on Word +1

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#1 - Hidnight (09/30/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #2 to #1 - doctadeathbench (09/30/2012) [-]
...thank you....
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