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#6 - I feel uneasy surrounded by all these red thumbs 06/25/2013 on 'Merica +14
#13 - My grandpa died in Auschwitz. He died in a gas explosion cause…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Auschwitz +1
User avatar #14 - stardustdragonlord (06/25/2013) [-]
My other grandpa died in Auschwitz. He got hit by a guard that flew at him from a nearby explosion.
User avatar #15 - doctadeathbench (06/25/2013) [-]
my great grand uncle was killed by a water tower that was downed by two air borne guards
User avatar #16 - stardustdragonlord (06/25/2013) [-]
my grand uncle was killed by his aunt out of rage of her husband dying from a water tower falling upon him
User avatar #17 - doctadeathbench (06/25/2013) [-]
my uncle Hebert's dad was run over by an ambulance ferrying a man killed by a homicidal woman
User avatar #18 - stardustdragonlord (06/25/2013) [-]
My goldfish died when i dropped his bowl by witnessing an old man get hit by an ambulance
User avatar #19 - doctadeathbench (06/25/2013) [-]
my dog died when he stepped on some glass and feel into a sewer
User avatar #20 - doctadeathbench (06/25/2013) [-]
he feeled too hard
#10 - well he did hit the apple 06/25/2013 on The fine line between... +14
#16 - (well my dick is pretty black too, maybe because of the gangrene 06/25/2013 on (13) -3
#41 - tvtropes is an addiction that none can shake off 06/25/2013 on true +1
#24 - what the **** ........ … 06/25/2013 on MFW i see dat ass +2
#46 - >TF2 >NO PLOT I would agree with you but.... 06/20/2013 on The plot of modern FPS. +4
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#11 - right now she is more fit than I am I … 06/19/2013 on Wait, what? 0
#52 - we all do 06/18/2013 on BOYCOTT!! +19
#15 - why not  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Epic Slide +15
User avatar #54 - goochmaster (06/18/2013) [-]
Because it's an unnecessary waste if water
User avatar #55 - goochmaster (06/18/2013) [-]
*of, god damn it
#101 - well I dont have a say in this since they really had to remo… 06/16/2013 on Oy vey 0
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#110 - I'd rather not get into it, it seems like one of those things…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Sex Jokes 0
User avatar #111 - racrox (06/04/2013) [-]
I think it only comes off as obsessiveness because there's so many details and they are all important so everyone needs to know every detail in order to understand the story.

However yeah, I feel where your coming from, two years I ago I read about 30 pages and hated it, I gave it another try about 2 months ago and instantly fell in love.

I guess it's kind of like, the people who actually talk about it outside forums and groups for it (like myself I suppose) come of as obsessive, and the other people who really enjoy it but don't really plaster it everywhere aren't really heard so people don't know that fans can just read it and like it for themselves.

I think that's what it's like in every fandom, the only reason I'm more outspoken about it hear it because it's gaining a higher presence hear and it becoming more acceptable (HS fans used to be pariahs).

And now it seems like I'm frantically trying to defend myself and you've probably gained a less than favourable impression of me as a Homestuck fan...
#108 - wat  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Sex Jokes 0
User avatar #109 - racrox (06/04/2013) [-]
yeah it's complicated as fuck, especially considering that Flushed and Caliginous are only two of four Quandrants that can define a troll relationship, there's also Pale which is basically best friends (sort of) and Ashen which is between 3 trolls where one of them is either playing matchmaker to get it into Flushed or peacekeeper to keep it out of Caliginous so the don't kill each other.

However as the story unfolds the trolls start to discover that humans don't have quandrants because it's basically just basic shit like Love, Hate, Best Friends, and Meddlers.

I'd honestly recommend reading Homestuck to fully understand it, it's pretty complicated and is used a lot in the story but also you don't even see the trolls until Act 5 and really unless you're legitimately interested in reading Homestuck there's not really a point to reading that far.

Personally I am addicted to Homestuck and currently dying for the next update so I'd def give my "yeah man, go for it" if you're even at all interested.
User avatar #110 - doctadeathbench (06/04/2013) [-]
I'd rather not get into it, it seems like one of those things people um...obsess over
User avatar #111 - racrox (06/04/2013) [-]
I think it only comes off as obsessiveness because there's so many details and they are all important so everyone needs to know every detail in order to understand the story.

However yeah, I feel where your coming from, two years I ago I read about 30 pages and hated it, I gave it another try about 2 months ago and instantly fell in love.

I guess it's kind of like, the people who actually talk about it outside forums and groups for it (like myself I suppose) come of as obsessive, and the other people who really enjoy it but don't really plaster it everywhere aren't really heard so people don't know that fans can just read it and like it for themselves.

I think that's what it's like in every fandom, the only reason I'm more outspoken about it hear it because it's gaining a higher presence hear and it becoming more acceptable (HS fans used to be pariahs).

And now it seems like I'm frantically trying to defend myself and you've probably gained a less than favourable impression of me as a Homestuck fan...
#25 - Picture 06/04/2013 on Well alright then 0
#78 - How bout we say that the conversation behind me was filled wi… 06/04/2013 on Classic +2
#102 - wait a minute if their way reproducing relied on buckets. what…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Sex Jokes 0
User avatar #107 - racrox (06/04/2013) [-]
Well I suppose in the modern time buckets are just more efficient than something like a clay bowl or whatever. Essentially how it works is the trolls in either a flushed (love) or caliginous (hate) relationship ejaculate goo (depending on which it is, love or hate goo, determines which of two buckets go in, it also partly determines the children birthed from it's attitude) in buckets when an Imperial Drone comes, and then he takes it to the Mother Grub to be "fertilized" (fertilized was the best word I can think of)
User avatar #108 - doctadeathbench (06/04/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #109 - racrox (06/04/2013) [-]
yeah it's complicated as fuck, especially considering that Flushed and Caliginous are only two of four Quandrants that can define a troll relationship, there's also Pale which is basically best friends (sort of) and Ashen which is between 3 trolls where one of them is either playing matchmaker to get it into Flushed or peacekeeper to keep it out of Caliginous so the don't kill each other.

However as the story unfolds the trolls start to discover that humans don't have quandrants because it's basically just basic shit like Love, Hate, Best Friends, and Meddlers.

I'd honestly recommend reading Homestuck to fully understand it, it's pretty complicated and is used a lot in the story but also you don't even see the trolls until Act 5 and really unless you're legitimately interested in reading Homestuck there's not really a point to reading that far.

Personally I am addicted to Homestuck and currently dying for the next update so I'd def give my "yeah man, go for it" if you're even at all interested.
User avatar #110 - doctadeathbench (06/04/2013) [-]
I'd rather not get into it, it seems like one of those things people um...obsess over
User avatar #111 - racrox (06/04/2013) [-]
I think it only comes off as obsessiveness because there's so many details and they are all important so everyone needs to know every detail in order to understand the story.

However yeah, I feel where your coming from, two years I ago I read about 30 pages and hated it, I gave it another try about 2 months ago and instantly fell in love.

I guess it's kind of like, the people who actually talk about it outside forums and groups for it (like myself I suppose) come of as obsessive, and the other people who really enjoy it but don't really plaster it everywhere aren't really heard so people don't know that fans can just read it and like it for themselves.

I think that's what it's like in every fandom, the only reason I'm more outspoken about it hear it because it's gaining a higher presence hear and it becoming more acceptable (HS fans used to be pariahs).

And now it seems like I'm frantically trying to defend myself and you've probably gained a less than favourable impression of me as a Homestuck fan...
#100 - um.....well then....I can feel the obscurity of this reference… 06/04/2013 on Sex Jokes 0

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#1 - Hidnight (09/30/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #2 to #1 - doctadeathbench (09/30/2012) [-]
...thank you....
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