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#10 - it was also the birth of the sitcom  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Someone just iron the logo... +3
#11 - Spikeydeath (01/08/2013) [-]
18..90's
THERE WAS NO TVS! SIR
User avatar #12 - doctadeathbench (01/08/2013) [-]
wait.....oh you clever little bastard....
#8 - the 90's and 80's were in genera cultural cesspools  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Someone just iron the logo... +2
#9 - Spikeydeath (01/08/2013) [-]
the 1890's was a time of great innovation sir HOW DARE YOU
User avatar #10 - doctadeathbench (01/08/2013) [-]
it was also the birth of the sitcom
#11 - Spikeydeath (01/08/2013) [-]
18..90's
THERE WAS NO TVS! SIR
User avatar #12 - doctadeathbench (01/08/2013) [-]
wait.....oh you clever little bastard....
#318 - I'm not if you're referring to the gay s or..... 01/08/2013 on No one likes fags +2
#42 - Why would you need to tell us this 01/08/2013 on Goku's Name +1
#15 - Comment deleted 01/08/2013 on I dine on flesh every... 0
#198 - oh Jesus Christ what have done done....... 01/08/2013 on 4chan killing two birds... 0
#194 - you kind of have a point....but my hate of teenager's gets in… 01/08/2013 on 4chan killing two birds... 0
#176 - these three comments confuse me..... 01/08/2013 on 4chan killing two birds... 0
#173 - about the same difference between the walking dead TV show, an… 01/08/2013 on FMA +1
#104 - it was phone 01/08/2013 on Episode III in a nutshell +13
#458 - ANAL CRIPPLE SEX 01/08/2013 on katawa shoujo 0
#201 - no reason 01/08/2013 on blessing in disguise +2
#107 - Picture 01/08/2013 on katawa shoujo +14
#213 - ************  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on Never thought about it that... 0
#218 - xvcorrupted (01/08/2013) [-]
Well played.
#8 - did you have to look that up?...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on So, about the zombie... 0
User avatar #9 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
Nope.
I didn't at all.
#6 - What do you mean too heavy? One must use the weight of a blunt…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2013 on So, about the zombie... 0
User avatar #7 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
If you were surrounded by a large horde of zombies, you're going to need to move fast to eliminate said zombies.
Lugging around a 25 pound pseudo-maul, held together by a few strips of duck tape is not the wisest long-term weapon.
The original splitting maul is designed for the same purpose, is light enough to handle for hours, and heavy enough to cut a person straight down their spine.
And unlike a sword, which has the potential to cut multiple enemies with a single slice, a maul is a one-hit, one-kill weapon, a personalized FUCK YOU for each zombie you take down with it. And you can open locked doors, smash vending machines, ATMs, or any other things you'd like opened.
It's really a more handy item all things considered.
The pseudo-maul from DR2 would be better off being thrown at a large group, and praying it takes out 3 or 4 of them. But doesn't have the durability of its original sledge with all that duck tape.
User avatar #8 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
did you have to look that up?...
User avatar #9 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
Nope.
I didn't at all.
#4 - like this?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on So, about the zombie... 0
User avatar #5 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
Kinda...
It's a sledge on one side, and an axe on the other, but it doesn't weigh 25 lbs., like that one would.
Much easier to swing, and it's just as devastating.
User avatar #6 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
What do you mean too heavy? One must use the weight of a blunt weapon to ones advantage
User avatar #7 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
If you were surrounded by a large horde of zombies, you're going to need to move fast to eliminate said zombies.
Lugging around a 25 pound pseudo-maul, held together by a few strips of duck tape is not the wisest long-term weapon.
The original splitting maul is designed for the same purpose, is light enough to handle for hours, and heavy enough to cut a person straight down their spine.
And unlike a sword, which has the potential to cut multiple enemies with a single slice, a maul is a one-hit, one-kill weapon, a personalized FUCK YOU for each zombie you take down with it. And you can open locked doors, smash vending machines, ATMs, or any other things you'd like opened.
It's really a more handy item all things considered.
The pseudo-maul from DR2 would be better off being thrown at a large group, and praying it takes out 3 or 4 of them. But doesn't have the durability of its original sledge with all that duck tape.
User avatar #8 - doctadeathbench (01/07/2013) [-]
did you have to look that up?...
User avatar #9 - GeneralLeeInsane (01/07/2013) [-]
Nope.
I didn't at all.
#2 - Comment deleted 01/07/2013 on The Reality Of Fear= T.R.O.F. -1
#4 - the problem is that japan isn't as weird like we imagine it 01/07/2013 on Japans went too far 0
#2 - yes 01/07/2013 on Unchained 0
#63972 - (a picture for reference) Strength: 6 Perception: 1…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Social Board 0
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#65 - SUDDEN FEELS 01/07/2013 on Passion of Christ +3
#237 - Ironic isn't it 01/07/2013 on Dragon ball +16
#256 - >13 year old me > ***** >it hits … 01/07/2013 on The Worst Story of all Time -1
#36 - it was a strange movie  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on College Humor +3
User avatar #57 - oddninja (01/06/2013) [-]
it was a strange awesome movie

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#1 - Hidnight (09/30/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #2 to #1 - doctadeathbench (09/30/2012) [-]
...thank you....
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