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Interests: Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, etc.
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#37 - why is there a ship of phasma and rey? I'll tell you… 8 hours ago on Anyone Remember The Captain... 0
#867 - I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marks… 8 hours ago on meringueluka's profile 0
#865 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on meringueluka's profile 0
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#866 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
hmm that ult looks interesting.
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#867 - dndxplain (8 hours ago) [-]
I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marksman meta. do I need to remind you what champs came out of the tank meta?
#863 - It's been confirmed that he's an ADC  [+] (4 new replies) 8 hours ago on meringueluka's profile 0
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#864 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
source?
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#866 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
hmm that ult looks interesting.
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#867 - dndxplain (8 hours ago) [-]
I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marksman meta. do I need to remind you what champs came out of the tank meta?
#861 - I've found a few possible connections. when you think…  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on meringueluka's profile 0
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#862 - meringueluka (9 hours ago) [-]
huh that could be true. and it was a while since we got an ADC if i remember correctly.
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#863 - dndxplain (8 hours ago) [-]
It's been confirmed that he's an ADC
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#864 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
source?
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#866 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
hmm that ult looks interesting.
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#867 - dndxplain (8 hours ago) [-]
I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marksman meta. do I need to remind you what champs came out of the tank meta?
#859 - this new champion coming out took out Zed, Garen, Sona, and wh…  [+] (8 new replies) 9 hours ago on meringueluka's profile 0
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#860 - meringueluka (9 hours ago) [-]
Vi
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#861 - dndxplain (9 hours ago) [-]
I've found a few possible connections.

when you think a role, you think that champion.
Tank - garen essentially resets like baron if you build him correctly
Fighter - exploding powerfisting
Assassin - dude has a smite as his ult, basically
Support/mage - do I even have to explain this.


there's no ADC.

I think it's this new champ waving his dick about metaphorically.
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#862 - meringueluka (9 hours ago) [-]
huh that could be true. and it was a while since we got an ADC if i remember correctly.
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#863 - dndxplain (8 hours ago) [-]
It's been confirmed that he's an ADC
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#864 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
source?
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#866 - meringueluka (8 hours ago) [-]
hmm that ult looks interesting.
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#867 - dndxplain (8 hours ago) [-]
I thought you'd know this already. and yeah, they made a marksman meta. do I need to remind you what champs came out of the tank meta?
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#15 - remsaman (11 hours ago) [-]
all good.

there is a reason people poke fun of this shit tho.

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#1202 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/25/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by dndxplain
User avatar #827 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/03/2015) [+] (6 replies)
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my skype is order[underscore]of[underscore]lycaon.
replace [underscore] with an actual underscore
#1679 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 15**
#1661 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
When you roll a one in seduction.
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
you can't critically fail on seduction.
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Well it uses charisma, no?
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
skills can't crit one way or the other.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
But aparently you can crit kissing.
Boob touching
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
nah
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Also welcome back
#1649 - vetis (01/07/2016) [-]
**vetis used "*roll 1, 1-20*"**
**vetis rolls 20**

Vetis, in search of something to make the day more interesting, spots some ******* nerd who plays D&D. This particular nerd has a colored text item, which sparks his interest. Being the cooler, alpha nerd, Vetis decides to stick to his rogue-like roots and steal the item so he can brag. Little does dndexplain know, this is all some silly excuse to roll a 1-20 on his page, under the hoax of a stealth check.
#1650 to #1649 - vetis (01/07/2016) [-]
...

Do I win?
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
you do, but you can't take the colored text item. they're not tradable
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - vetis (01/07/2016) [-]
Well, I mean, stealing is hardly trading. Admin, I did the thing, give me my reward.
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
maybe as posttwo or lightarcanine?
User avatar #1655 to #1653 - posttwo (01/07/2016) [-]
The tradable ones don't work
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
is there any way you could take mine away and give vetis one then?
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - posttwo (01/07/2016) [-]
That'd be nice wouldn't it
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I suppose. if it's not possible that's fine and everything, I was just spitballin'
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - vetis (01/07/2016) [-]
Or Pleinair when he returns. That cunt owes me special attention anyway. </3
User avatar #1659 to #1654 - Pleinair (01/07/2016) [-]
You got the hots for me?
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - vetis (01/07/2016) [-]
Who doesn't?
User avatar #1647 - leonhardt (01/07/2016) [-]
Look at this ****
D&Diesel with Vin Diesel (Extended Version)
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - leonhardt (01/07/2016) [-]
Also that DM is ******* God tier.
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
do something worth getting compliments
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - dehnoobshow (01/07/2016) [-]
I may get a job soon if things go well due to me talking around with friends who know people who I talked to, who then said maybe they have something for me.
All that I need to know is if the place where the guy works is looking for people.
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
K
#1624 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
Your page now has 100% more panda, compliments of your friendly neighborhood Vetis. First one's always free. ♥
User avatar #1668 to #1624 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
You two should **** .


dndxplain
#1669 to #1668 - vetis (01/10/2016) [-]
Did... Did we not? Who was that in my bed last night, then? This is embarrassing, I was shouting dndxplain's name the entire time.
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Is that why dndxplain forces me to go to bed at midnight?
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - vetis (01/10/2016) [-]
That raunchy little ********** is playing us.
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
How do we get him back
User avatar #1674 to #1672 - vetis (01/10/2016) [-]
Also we'll leave his refrigerator slightly cracked so the milk goes bad.
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
I was thinking about chaining him up and forcing him to cum multiple times with a double blowjob.
#1676 to #1675 - vetis (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe now is the time to mention I'm not actually into guys.
#1677 to #1676 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
And I'll use this time to say I'm only attracted to people I am romantically attached to.

And I both assume we were joking in good fun.
#1678 to #1677 - vetis (01/10/2016) [-]
Well as long as you know I'm not gay, let's to the chain and blowjob thing. I'll bring the after-snacks.
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - vetis (01/10/2016) [-]
Let's **** eachother on his kitchen table and not clean up after.
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
how do I pay for more tho
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
how do you know?
#1628 to #1627 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
Well, it's just... Just a figure of speech. A joke, yeah? Truth be told, my panda services are free.
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
what about tips?
#1630 to #1629 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
Those I accept, but just the tips. ♥
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I definitely have a tip I can give you, then
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
STRANGER DANGER. I NEED AN ADULT.
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
I am an adult, but I was just going to tell you that you can save fifteen percent by switching to geico
#1634 to #1633 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
Useful information, but I sold my car when I moved for college and bought a gaming PC instead.
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
you could of saved a lot by building it yourself
#1636 to #1635 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
You have no idea how many times I hear that. I compared the price, and due to the sale, the cost of building it wasn't that much lower. I'd sooner pay the little extra to have someone else build it and clean up the wiring than build it myself.
User avatar #1638 to #1636 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
A friend of mine build his PC for $500 and it is midline. I bought mine for closer to $600 and it doesn't even have a graphics card
User avatar #1641 to #1638 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
With the **** mine came with nearly two years ago it played Fallout 4 on almost max settings. Now I have a GTX Titan Black and it's unstoppable.
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - compared (01/05/2016) [-]
Ty for the mention.
User avatar #1639 to #1637 - vetis (01/05/2016) [-]
You're a good kid, keep being the neighbor Mr. Rodgers knew you could be.
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - compared (01/05/2016) [-]
O-ok.
#1623 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2016) [-]
[Muffled "TRAITOR!" in the distance]
#1614 - dehnoobshow (01/04/2016) [-]
There is no need to explain this
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I use them for people who actually matter
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
ouchies
User avatar #1608 to #1607 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I'd love to keep you on as a friend but currently all you do is spam reposts just like ************
User avatar #1609 to #1608 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
/content/getByAuthor/joshlol/date

tbh lots of these recont ones are things I've found myself and screenshotted / cropped / whatever

why not just turn those alerts off and subscribe to the people you wish to receive alerts from?

seems annoying having a mention every time a friend posts something
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
that's still just reposting. posting comments as content should of stopped after the first time.
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - joshlol (01/03/2016) [-]
eh, whatever then, it's a waste of time trying to talk someone out of being upset about reposts

but no reposts = no FJ

welcome to how content recycling websites work
#1601 - zionsype ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Yo *****
I'm here to talk to you about things
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
?
User avatar #1613 to #1603 - zionsype ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I wanna join your roll 20 or whatever it is
User avatar #1615 to #1613 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
but
the only game I have space in is lewd
#1616 to #1615 - zionsype ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
I fail to see the issue.
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
like. hella lewd
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - zionsype ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Nah but for real now

Lewd as in the entire point is ******* , or lewd as in a lot of ******* happens to go on?
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
this campaign was bred from my interest in fallen london and my want to try /d/ming.

meaning there will be a lot of tentacle rape.
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - zionsype ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
But I mean
Is tentacle rape the point or just something that happens?
Is there a story outside of "You're going to be raped by tentacles"?
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
there is a story outside of the tentacle rape, but that's gonna be front and center slap in your lap chap
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - zionsype ONLINE (01/04/2016) [-]
Les' go
#1588 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
Don't mind me. Just dropping things here.
#1590 to #1589 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
When you call me childish.
#1591 to #1590 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
When you get back home from work It's hard to find anything good. So much **** in there
#1592 to #1591 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
Hopefully, mods, it's not 2l00d
#1593 to #1592 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
I don't know what happy noises is, but it sounds the cutest
#1594 to #1593 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
I know you favor women, so this is more for me than anything.
#1597 to #1596 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
Neo's not a known giver of ***** , from what I see
#1598 to #1597 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
GIF
Now it's time for best non beacon girl
#1599 to #1598 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
I'd buy the everloving **** out of a penny themed Roomba
User avatar #1600 to #1599 - dehnoobshow (01/03/2016) [-]
Well, that's all, folks, I guess.
#1575 - dehnoobshow (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas, lovely
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
how're you liking your father's for christmas hun?
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - dehnoobshow (12/25/2015) [-]
Not. I want to be next to you :C
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
ignoring that factor, though
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - dehnoobshow (12/25/2015) [-]
Well nothing happened. No one got gifts.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
really?
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - dehnoobshow (12/25/2015) [-]
Not one. Nothing new though. It<s been 3 years I didn't get gifts from my family.
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
What's your stram
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
steam*
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - dehnoobshow (12/25/2015) [-]
I just got a gift from him (dndxplain)
So unless you absolutely want to, it's Jamesy the terrible.
User avatar #1586 to #1584 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
just realized all my cheap games to give away are gone
i'll gift oje if i wver buy some more. no worries.
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
**** it i'll go
it's a random game though
User avatar #1574 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
#1573 - Sperit ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry jesus birfder
User avatar #1570 - rejakted (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas, punk.
User avatar #1571 to #1570 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
don't make me suck your dick
User avatar #1572 to #1571 - rejakted (12/25/2015) [-]
Aw yisss
Mission sucksex!
#1568 - frigidalt ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas guy that likes best artist!
#1569 to #1568 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry christmas man/woman/child that also likes best artist!
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User avatar #1564 to #1563 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
can't stand the spam and I'm using the friend notification thing for friends who don't spam reposts.
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - mudkipfucker (12/22/2015) [-]
it can be turned off in settings
User avatar #1566 to #1565 - dndxplain ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
"and I'm using the friend notification thing."
#1562 - dehnoobshow (12/22/2015) [-]
Visual representation of me trying to be a perfect wife.
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