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dmkstarstar

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#115 - Except ED ***** on every site person and thing ev… 13 hours ago on Other People Know We Exist +11
#54 - So is hunting dolphins I think but that doesn't stop …  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Canned Koala +2
User avatar #87 - elcreepo (10 hours ago) [-]
The Japanese and Chinese market for dolphin and shark has gone way down according to nat geo due to public awareness of their plight

I don't think I've heard of anyone who has ever eaten real koala or kangaroo.
#132 - Aw I was gonna make that joke congrats on beating me. 03/03/2015 on Teach Kids Magic 0
#112 - Ah I see thanks for the help on that one. I'm most likely … 03/02/2015 on America's Misfortunes 0
#109 - Oh I see well **** if only I knew... I'm from…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on America's Misfortunes 0
User avatar #111 - captchakid (03/02/2015) [-]
look up the shit for whichever tribe you're most part of.

Yes, you are actually limited to one for federal aid. Thats why you chose the one with which you're the most.
User avatar #112 - dmkstarstar (03/02/2015) [-]
Ah I see thanks for the help on that one.
I'm most likely leaning towards my fathers tribe which is Chippewa and located in Canada.
So it my be a good while until I'm able to even travel there on my funds.
Well it was nice talking to another Native American.
#106 - I'm native American too and I don't get free healthcare and sc…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2015 on America's Misfortunes +1
User avatar #107 - captchakid (03/02/2015) [-]
You have to get your blood quantum done, and actually join your tribe.

It's not hard, you get some blood taken, your parents backgrounds checked (family background) and fill out some forms. They tell you what percent native you, if it's above like 30%, you get huge benefits. Normally your tribe will also send you money quarterly, based one your blood quantum. My tribe owns SeaAlaska (The airline) and some casino's. I get like $100-$500 quarterly and huge scholarships, also there's a hospital in arizona that will treat natives for free, which I can use for anything if I need it.
User avatar #109 - dmkstarstar (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh I see well shit if only I knew...
I'm from more than one tribe but I do only have to join one tribe right?
Also I think I might pass because my father is 100% native American and my mom is around 50% or 60%.
User avatar #111 - captchakid (03/02/2015) [-]
look up the shit for whichever tribe you're most part of.

Yes, you are actually limited to one for federal aid. Thats why you chose the one with which you're the most.
User avatar #112 - dmkstarstar (03/02/2015) [-]
Ah I see thanks for the help on that one.
I'm most likely leaning towards my fathers tribe which is Chippewa and located in Canada.
So it my be a good while until I'm able to even travel there on my funds.
Well it was nice talking to another Native American.
#117 - Ah it would seem funnyjunk has gone corporate.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on Prepare for magic 0
#121 - corporate (03/01/2015) [-]
Indeed.
#10 - My only question is what purpose does the O serve or is it jus… 02/28/2015 on Phoebe's grandma 0
#509 - Okay but I don't mind if funnyjunk becomes secluded that's tot…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Zombie Admins 0
User avatar #511 - securityexplain (02/28/2015) [-]
You'll notice that bills for FJ admin pays are directly proportional to amount of members.
More members, more stuff, more space and servers needed.
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