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dmanspeed

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/16/2009
Last Login:6/11/2016
Location:USA
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Favorite Tags: IG (2) | warhammer (2)

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#6 - he is the senior editor for brietbart, a right wing media site… 06/08/2016 on That Rascal +9
#37 - still a childish reaction though. "he popped my …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2016 on SJWs +5
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#38 - magicjesuscf (06/05/2016) [-]
It appears that they were pepper sprayed and some of the particles were still on the balloon that popped into her eye.
Well deserved I say.
#31 - yeah it's funny 06/05/2016 on Boom! HEADSHOT! +12
#21 - the fact that you rolled yang nd got angry at a pun is why i a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2016 on Savage +8
#37 - anon (06/05/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** You're fucking cancer.
#28 - because BLM is better at playing the victim game than the VA  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2016 on dontmakethejokedontmakethejoke +2
#70 - kwanzalord (06/01/2016) [-]
**kwanzalord used "*roll picture*"**
**kwanzalord rolled image**most racist thing I've seen in a while...and the best time I've had in a long time.
#40 - dude... he just said hes black. that PROVES that hes too stupi… 06/01/2016 on Real Talk doe +5
#14 - dude, youre missing the point, penor in vagoo. her g… 05/24/2016 on FEAR is a good videogame 0
#12 - idgaf about the rape, only the dead part  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on FEAR is a good videogame 0
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#13 - upunkpunk (05/24/2016) [-]
I rather fuck a dead girl than get raped by one.
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#14 - dmanspeed (05/24/2016) [-]
dude, youre missing the point, penor in vagoo.

her getting preggors is a bonus because i think thats how you make vampires.
#7 - don't you **** a dead girl in that game?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/24/2016 on FEAR is a good videogame 0
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#11 - upunkpunk (05/24/2016) [-]
In the second game she rapes you. This is the first game.
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#12 - dmanspeed (05/24/2016) [-]
idgaf about the rape, only the dead part
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#13 - upunkpunk (05/24/2016) [-]
I rather fuck a dead girl than get raped by one.
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#14 - dmanspeed (05/24/2016) [-]
dude, youre missing the point, penor in vagoo.

her getting preggors is a bonus because i think thats how you make vampires.
#9 - hudge (05/24/2016) [-]
No. In FEAR 2, Alma is older and gets pregnant off the protagonist, who's a different guy.
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#15 - sptnfouroneseven (05/24/2016) [-]
Not... Older... She just uh... Projects herself to look older and more 'attractive' to try and entice the MC. She's still like 8
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#16 - blackmageewizardt (05/24/2016) [-]
What is wrong with this Girl, beyond deity like psychic powers?
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#17 - sptnfouroneseven (05/24/2016) [-]
She was an experiment in Psi warfare. Essentially, taken at the age of like 4 to be tested on, experimented on, and in general be used for research for this "Psychic army of robots" that either her, or an offspring could control. her own father impregnated her(Not incest... I think) and she gave birth at like the age of 11 or something to two males. Both with psychic powers. One being able to invade/control minds and bodies, the other being able to 'slow down time'. After a few outbursts, Alma, was to be put into a stasis chamber in a secret resarch facility, but was killed soon after. Her 'ghost' now looks to 'reuinite' the brothers and have another child(This is in the third game) and essentially bring Hell to Earth.
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#18 - blackmageewizardt (05/24/2016) [-]
I want to know the honest though process inside this fathers brain.

> Hey my daughter has almost deity like psychic powers.
> She can in theory manuelly control an entire army.
> with 4 they tested and experimented on her, leaving her Psyche unstable over the years.
> better further unstable said god psychic beeing via raping her to make children while she is not even 10 at this Point.
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#19 - sptnfouroneseven (05/24/2016) [-]
It was a brief and forgetful synapses. Been a while so some things might be a bit... off, mostly ages.
#8 - misterfail (05/24/2016) [-]
#35 - really? mine was ass. 05/24/2016 on Dva sexy 0