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User avatar #4 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
Well it would only have to hover a very small amount, like a centimeter, so it wouldn't be able to fall completely over as you say unless the building is really tall. I'm talking about like houses and small buildings, not skyscrapers.
#6 - pjers (10/21/2014) [-]
and if the ground goes up during the earthquake?
User avatar #7 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
That doesn't really happen very often. Not to a degree where it would matter.
#8 - pjers (10/21/2014) [-]
still cheaper to put your house on springs like cheyenne mountain far better to use the hover effect on cars and never worry about potholes, grass, mud or water again.
User avatar #9 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
The idea being is that for this to become a reality we'd be have to be living in a high tech, low life society e.g. Cyberpunk where stuff like this is cheap as well so even the poor can afford it.
#10 - pjers (10/21/2014) [-]
then would we really be living in earthquake zones? because staying is like being elton john, moving to nigeria & complaining about the homophobia, because if the walls have come down that far were all off to live in star trek.
User avatar #11 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
We can't exactly expect people in California and Japan to just stop living there.
#12 - pjers (10/21/2014) [-]
why not, there's plenty of land elsewhere that doesn't periodically try to kill you. I know the japs have a whole lotta history and tradition but california doesn't hell the whole usa wet themselves over having a 350 year old building. so yeah I do think they should pull up and leave the same way I'd expect people to move if they lived in an annual floodplain or tornado alley.
User avatar #13 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
It's not that simple though. You're expecting tens of millions upon tens of millions of people to be able to afford to move. Lower classes can't do that. Even middle classes would struggle with moving. Only upper classes can easily pick up and move elsewhere.

This is why in the movie Bladerunner, most of the people left on Earth are poor. The rich have left to go to more hospitable planets and colonies.
#14 - pjers (10/21/2014) [-]
Who was the one proposing floating houses for rich and poor alike again, I forget.
I imagine it would have to be government backed, moving the labor first means the infrastructure could be finished before the other 3/4 of the population moved and prevents the rich from claiming a whole valley to themselves for "golf". consider it absurdist socialism. and the hoverboard tech has existed since the 60s you can't ride them at that size, they are prey to every bit of uneven floor and eat fuel.
User avatar #15 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
You're forgetting what I said specifically, "high tech, low life." Everyone has smartphones but are starving kind of deal, because the technology is cheap but life is expensive.
#16 - pjers (10/21/2014) [-]
so it's not important I only said they shouldn't live there for clear reasons. to paraphrase boondocks "I see earthquake comin' I move".
User avatar #17 - thewulfman (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm not disagreeing that people shouldn't live in dangerous places, but I'm simply stating it's a fact of life on this planet and finding ways to live among the danger is more realistic than expecting that many people to move.
#35 - pjers (10/22/2014) [-]
said the guy who wants houses that float a centimeter off the ground as earthquake protection, so they drift around in the wind and slide down hills, or are secured in some manner instantly rendering the floating useless. REALISM it applies to everything
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#1 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
shalom goy
User avatar #115 to #1 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
He does not need to eat since we are all him and he is us.

He is everything and has always been so.

He is time immortal and is also outside of time
User avatar #117 to #116 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
No.

He can not be seen or heard.

That is one of the creatures made in his image.

Disprove him
#118 to #117 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
the weapon to disprove him you created him
the weapon to disprove him you created him


User avatar #119 to #118 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
No I didn't I was testing you.

"Lo behold these faggots who decided that they are too good to believe in me or some **** . Pretend that you made me up for arguments sake or some **** just to **** with em." -- Penguin lord 21:25
#120 to #119 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
no heresy allowed
User avatar #121 to #120 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
When you die you will know the truth of the great penguin

See how it's a pointless question? I made up a god and you cannot debate it
User avatar #95 to #1 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
England now known as Bongistan
User avatar #96 to #95 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
aha. and those muslims are arabs?
User avatar #97 to #96 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I think most are.

Some are black though. From somalia i think
User avatar #98 to #97 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
>somalians

oh to britan also import pirates to its lands

i thought only sweden does this

so sad my people are screwing my religion by their stupidity

those ******* who say all non muslims will go to the hell dont even read the quran -.-

it is like telling what god will exactly will do because they say.

But the Jews and the Christians say, "We are the children of Allah and His beloved." Say, "Then why does He punish you for your sins?" Rather, you are human beings from among those He has created. He forgives whom He wills, and He punishes whom He wills. And to Allah belongs the dominion of the heavens and the earth and whatever is between them, and to Him is the [final] destination.

Chapter (5) sūrat l-māidah (The Table spread with Food) 18
User avatar #99 to #98 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I know a family of somalians who are cool as **** and muslim and hate those cunts
User avatar #100 to #99 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
my manager is Sudanese

he is the best manager i ever had. black people can be cool if they are good in heart.
User avatar #101 to #100 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I remember the oldest son posted a song on facebook by a rapper who made a song about how he left his faith and loads of these people were commenting about how he is evil and nobody should listen to him

And the lyrics aren't even anti religious. It's about him debating it and not knowing if he just believes in it anymore
User avatar #102 to #101 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
Say, "O disbelievers,
I do not worship what you worship.
Nor are you worshippers of what I worship.
Nor will I be a worshipper of what you worship.
Nor will you be worshippers of what I worship.
For you is your religion, and for me is my religion."
urat Al-Kāfirūn (The Disbelievers)

if the man left religion and he had done nothing to it, criticizing him is wrong in Islam and a sin.

and if he is asking for a debate and we did say dont debate to this guy because he left religion or joined another religion is pure wrong and NO and a sin.

we only allowed to criticize who criticize us as a defense.
and if we want to speak with other to talk about our religion then it should be an invitation in intellectual way.

like god says to us to say to the people of the book to discuss with them for only worshiping one god allah:

Say, "O People of the Scripture, come to a word that is equitable between us and you - that we will not worship except Allah and not associate anything with Him and not take one another as lords instead of Allah." But if they turn away, then say, "Bear witness that we are Muslims [submitting to Him]."
Chapter (3) sūrat āl ʿim'rān (The Family of Imrān) verse 64

and how we discuss there are many verses and here is one:

And do not argue with the People of the Scripture except in a way that is best, except for those who commit injustice among them, and say, "We believe in that which has been revealed to us and revealed to you. And our God and your God is one; and we are Muslims [in submission] to Him."

Chapter (29) sūrat l-ʿankabūt (The Spider) verse 46
User avatar #103 to #102 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
He was basically just debating it with himself Hopsin - ILL MIND OF HOPSIN 7 (LYRICS)

He was a christian though and those guys would probably complain if they found out he was christian in the first place.

Video added just so you can see what he was talking about
#104 to #103 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
ehhhhhhhhhhh   
   
most people dont know. dont we have god and he will judge him? and he left peacefully and didnt harm anyone?   
   
then leave the 						****					 out of him alone. his business will be with god and not with us as long he did not harm us
ehhhhhhhhhhh

most people dont know. dont we have god and he will judge him? and he left peacefully and didnt harm anyone?

then leave the **** out of him alone. his business will be with god and not with us as long he did not harm us
User avatar #105 to #104 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
b-b-but my superiority complex

im better then you because im right about something i cant be sure about

The same with neckbeards
#106 to #105 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

this will help you to fight them like what i did to you

as for the neckbeards in the religion board this thing will be awesome to piss them off

i actually used ad hom because they used allot of logical fallacies
User avatar #107 to #106 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I don't think it was a logical fallacy

Your question wasn't a feasible question.

Disprove the penguin god.
#108 to #107 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
>penguin god

you see, in islam god have 99 names and penguin god is not there
User avatar #109 to #108 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
But the penguin god is the one god.

Disprove him

You cant so I win
User avatar #110 to #109 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
who the hell is the penguin god
User avatar #111 to #110 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Well I just made him up for arguments sake

But you can't disprove him. He is everything and everywhere he is invisible yet you see him everywhere

You cant disprove him and you avoided the question. I win

See? its a stupid question
#112 to #111 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you made a god?

oh tell me about him
User avatar #113 to #112 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
He is the penguin god

He made the ice and water first and then the penguins in his own image so they may live on the north pole.

He created the penguin in his image and therefore they are the holy specie.

He later created land and the sky for the lesser species to live under.

He created the predators to make sure that the penguins have a enemy, for there needs to be evil to have good
User avatar #114 to #113 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
and does he eat and sleep?
User avatar #69 to #1 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I can't answer it

so what does that prove?

if you cant answer my question about the penguin god
User avatar #72 to #69 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
then you cant answer it then you lost the challenge

And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.

But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.


god word is clear. and i won here
User avatar #73 to #72 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
okay you won that challenge I agree.

But all im saying is that it means nothing

"If you cannot disprove the existence of the penguin god then a cold icy igloo hell awaits you!"

Means literally nothing
User avatar #75 to #73 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
of course now it mean nothing im having nothing and i feel nothing

you are alive now breathing and no fear surrounding you

but you gotta wait for death. in there you will see it
User avatar #76 to #75 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
But again people have died and have been resuscitated and seen nothing.

m8
User avatar #77 to #76 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you already saw the flaw and yer resisting it is happening

User avatar #78 to #77 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
But the flaw you pointed out is only applicable if you believe in reincarnation?
User avatar #79 to #78 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
this is like the 5th time i said it

if birth rate is higher than death rate reincarnation is false
if birth rate is lesser than death rate then reincarnation is false

as supposed when a person die he will be incarnated to other body.

if the world had 10 people living in it only. after 100 years they are now 60 people and no one died. where did the 50 people come from????
User avatar #80 to #79 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
They came from birth?

Why do you keep putting incarnation into it.

People are born. They are born. One more person on the world. That's it. And when more people are being born then dying then the population goes up.

So you answered it yourself.

if birth rate is higher than death rate reincarnation is false
if birth rate is lesser than death rate then reincarnation is false

Reincarnation is false
User avatar #81 to #80 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
>they came from birth

wait wait wait

are we the body or some entity?

incarnation is when you die you go to other body (YOU GO TO OTHER BODY)
User avatar #82 to #81 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes I know but I don't believe in souls because it makes no sense if more people are being born then dying.

People are born. We are a brain
User avatar #83 to #82 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
but the brain is the part of the body and when we die the body decomposes and turn to dust over years.

it will be funny to science if the brain moved to other body.
User avatar #85 to #83 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
are*
User avatar #84 to #83 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I believe when we die nothing happens.

We lose consciousness and that's the end of us forever.

I don't believe in souls and it's accepted by the vast vast majority of people that we our the brain
User avatar #86 to #84 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
ok now you make more sense than incarnation


i applause for you

but i dont believe when we die nothing happens

remember im not forcing you to believe what i believe, it is just a debate no emotions plz :/
User avatar #87 to #86 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
i know bby

That's what I believe.

There is evidence which categorically says that we are the brain. Feelings and emotions are just chemical reactions in the brain. That is a fact.
User avatar #88 to #87 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
as for me i believe we are a self connected to this body by a bridge called the soul

as the human being is 3 :
1- the body
2- the soul
3- the self
------

when you die the body will turn to the dust and the soul will return to god and you will remain to the judgment.
if good then heavens and if bad then hell
User avatar #90 to #88 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
also sorry djpharoah for messing up your profile <3
#92 to #90 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
debating with you is nice

at least you are not like those atheist neckbeards in the religion board. at least you accepted truth and didnt act like a bigot
User avatar #93 to #92 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Thanks

A lot of the muslims in my area act like total cunts and I don't want to be like that or the neckbeard atheists.

User avatar #94 to #93 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
where do you live?
User avatar #89 to #88 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Is the brain the self?

Also can people go to heaven if they don't believe in god?

I live in a big muslim area and a lot of them hand out fliers and stuff saying you will go to hell if you don't convert
User avatar #91 to #89 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
nah, logically and in common sense in reality the brain is a part of the body. in Islam it is the greatest gift from god to mankind.

well, the possibility to go to hell is high and you will be debating and tlaking with god about this in the day of judgment.

but god says there are non Muslims will go to heaven and he will forgive who he wills and he will punish who he will. he will get whomever he want to heaven and whomever he want to hell.

here are some verses:

{Those who believe (in the Quran), and those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Christians and the Sabians,- any who believe in God and the Last Day, and work righteousness, shall have their reward with their Lord; on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.}

Surah 2 Verse 62

User avatar #42 to #1 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Well of course we never saw one because evolution takes tens of thousands of years

Any visible evidence would require intact documents about each species from thousand and thousands of years before human civilization even began to be created

You can see evolution in fossil records like I said

If you can find one piece of evidence outside of scripture then the entire science community would accept it as evidence. But they haven't because people weren't 90 feet tall.
User avatar #43 to #42 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
well it is what i believe.

but you must agree creationism is more logical thane evolution

look at everything around you. every single thing is created now
User avatar #44 to #43 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Everything was created now?

But yet you said damascus was the oldest city in the world

Why is it more logical? it has no evidence what so ever

Nothing to back it up at all. ******* nothing

And you can't say it has because it literally doesn't
User avatar #46 to #45 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
When was adam around in your mind?

And how did he live 930 years
#47 to #46 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
im not christian
im not christian
User avatar #48 to #47 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
You mentioned before that adam was 90ft tall
User avatar #49 to #48 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
ay

but i did not say he lived 930 years
User avatar #50 to #49 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
So is it different in islam then?
User avatar #51 to #50 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you cant ask some about his religion in different book

in islam we have the quran
User avatar #52 to #51 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I know niqqa

so adam didnt live to 930 years old in your belief?
User avatar #53 to #52 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
idk.

there is no source in the quran say how many years he lived.

even the 90ft tall isnt there. but i believe this cause of the science about gravity and ****
User avatar #54 to #53 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
So why haven't we found any remains of people even over 20 feet tall?
User avatar #55 to #54 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
the tombs of eve the first female is found in saudia Arabia

but no one is allowed to go there anymore

idk why the government wont allow anyone go see the grave.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Eve
User avatar #56 to #55 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
"dont know why"

I can think why.

They say the burning bush is still alive and you can actually go see it. My dad has been there and it's total ********

This will be the same case man. Don't believe any ******** your told.

Why would they not let anyone in? why would they do that unless they are talking shiet
User avatar #57 to #56 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
then here is a challenge. win it and come tell me to disbelieve:

And if you are in doubt about what We have sent down upon Our Servant [Muhammad], then produce a surah the like thereof and call upon your witnesses other than Allah , if you should be truthful.

But if you do not - and you will never be able to - then fear the Fire, whose fuel is men and stones, prepared for the disbelievers.

Surat Al-Baqarah (The Cow) 23-24

User avatar #58 to #57 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Look how can anyone disprove any god?

It's like "he lives in the clouds!"

We get into the clouds and we say "where is he?"

"Metaphorical!"

So wheres heaven?

"Not on this world"

What about hell?

"Not on this world!"

So we cant see him, hear him or smell him and you can't provide any evidence to support him?

"You can't disprove him!

I could make up my own religion right now and you couldn't disprove it so why is it different for you?
#59 to #58 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
read the verse again and dont run from the challenge because you cant beat it
User avatar #71 to #59 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I would say that you asked a question which should not be asked because it's not a real question

If I asked the question first about the penguin god would that mean that I would win?

if thats the case every debate about religion would be won by the first person to ask that question
#74 to #71 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you answered criticism with criticism
User avatar #68 to #59 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
No man

You cant ask a question which cannot be answered
User avatar #70 to #68 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you committed a logical fallacy

according to the debate laws debating with you will be useless and you lost.

thou shall not commit logical fallacy and tu quoquo is your own logical fallacy
User avatar #66 to #59 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm saying it's not a logical question

And it isn't that's why i'm turning it back on you so you realize how bad of a question it really is

Disprove the penguin god.

You can't so does that make the penguin god real? no

Your question is invalid m8
#67 to #66 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
the debate is over and you started a logical fallacy

you lost
User avatar #64 to #59 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
But it's a question you can't also answer

It's not a logical question because you can just make up the rules as you go
#65 to #64 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
i asked first you answer then you have to ask after you answer my question

i never heard of a debates when some one ask someone a question and the other reply with a question
User avatar #62 to #59 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
I am asking you the same question and you just ran from it?

Disprove the penguin god
User avatar #63 to #62 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you cant ask a question while you already received a question and didnt answer it

in here a logical fallacy going on by you

User avatar #60 to #59 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Okay so I worship the one true penguin god sponsored by coca cola.

Try to disprove him

Dont run from this challenge
#61 to #60 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
read the verse again and answer the question

you are running from the answer because you cant find the answer for it.

if you did not then you lost the debate and ASDFGSDF.jpg
User avatar #22 to #1 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Doesn't mean that you guys are great
#23 to #22 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
we are the greatest   
   
						****					 started from there and we will all end in there
we are the greatest

**** started from there and we will all end in there
User avatar #24 to #23 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it was africa m8erino
User avatar #25 to #24 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
the first of us did really started there or in Arabian gulf or in asia

then after the flood all humanity is wiped and we started from 0 in syria
User avatar #26 to #25 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
What flood?
User avatar #27 to #26 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
you call it plestocien in science and we call it the flood that happened in the story of his highness Noah
User avatar #28 to #27 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
You believe in the story of noah?

Do you think that every single species of animal was just wandering around where Noah was

Why would a polar bear be in the same place as a indian tiger
User avatar #29 to #28 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
size of human beings wasnt the same as now

time by time we get shorter. so it would not be a surprise if the old humans did build something very very huge to gather animals of pairs from each type

adam is 90 feet tall. you could go read about how the eath when it expands the gravity get bigger and it pulls more weight to the ground to it make us shorter
User avatar #30 to #29 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Dude we were shorter 8000 years ago

It because of the lack of nutrition

Over time we've had the technology to get more food and water by easier means
User avatar #31 to #30 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
there is a video made by Harvard university in history channel tells about this:

"Low Gravity

Planets with gravities lower than .8 have the following effects on people experiencing this gravity (assuming the person is from an EWS world where gravity is 1.0):

Increased Strength (objects of the same mass weigh less, enabling muscles used to higher gravities to accelerate them quickly and more easily)
Reduced Dexterity (the muscles used to move the body for normal tasks are used to greater resistance, and therefore tend to overcompensate for motions)
Thinner Air (lower gravity can hold a smaller amount of air against a planet; NWP's such as Endurance or Running can offset this)
Increased Height (less weight means elastic supportive tissue can expand, resulting in a height increase; astronauts in 0 gravity have reported height increases of 1 inch or more)
..........

High Gravity

A humanoid body is better at handling lesser gravities than greater ones. Planets with gravities higher than 1.2 have the following effects on people experiencing this gravity (assuming the person is from an EWS world where gravity is 1.0):

Decreased Strength (objects of the same mass weigh more, requiring more effort to move them)
Reduced Dexterity (the muscles used to move the body for normal tasks are used to less resistance, and therefore tend to undercompensate for motions)
Decreased Height (more weight means elastic supportive tissue is compressed more, resulting in a height decrease)"
User avatar #32 to #31 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes but we've been on only one planet.

Earth and it hasn't grown massive amounts in a matter of 12000 years
User avatar #33 to #32 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah. didnt humanity was there?
User avatar #35 to #34 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
bad english i know

humanity was there in the time of earth expansion?
User avatar #36 to #35 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Not at all

If you believe that humans can change from being 90ft tall to 6ft then you obviously believe in evolution
User avatar #37 to #36 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
evolution from human to human right bu not from monkey to human

it is like playing digimon world watching a little monkey turned into giant pirate

i believe in evolutionary creationism

evolution based on creationism. how this work??

like god created the first elephant then he created the other species of elephants from the elephant.
User avatar #38 to #37 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Doesn't really make much sense to be honest.

Humans are 99% genetically identical to apes so why is it impossible to believe that humans are from apes?

You only make the distinction because apes are called apes.

You should really look into evolution properly because you don't even understand the basic principle m8
User avatar #39 to #38 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah to the biggest question to be asked that every atheist take while thinking with his brain begging for the answer

you ask your body and ask your brain and your heart

did we evolve from monkeys?
are the apes our ancestors?

User avatar #40 to #39 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
If you could supply literally one piece of evidence outside of scripture to back up the idea that humans don't come from apes then I would take your opinions more seriously

But there is literally none to back up your views but tonnes to back up the fact that humans did evolve from apes.

You can literally look at fossil records and see evolution happening over millions of years.

It's non debatable
User avatar #41 to #40 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
yes it is debatable. and you are not the one to say i take sources out of my scriptures or not.

because evolution never happened in the sight of man eyes we never saw a single one.

everything is created in our eyes.

so creationism is more logical than evolution.
djpharaoh gona like the ********* we made here <3
User avatar #2 to #1 - djpharaoh (09/11/2014) [-]
Surprise surprise, you're a jew. ironic that you support the crusader war against Islam when people of the same religion exterminated most of your people making you a minuscule population in the world. Newsflash faggot, you have one country in the whole world dominated by your people, created from stealing land, with the support of a selfish superpower. Maybe you think all the filthy Muslims need to be eradicated. Well go ahead then. I would love to see you, or any other jews who think the same way, try. 18 million jews vs 1.6 billion Muslims. You're a pathetic ant shaking your jew fist at a boot. **** off
#3 to #2 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
im a muslim from syria, and i was just lurking and having fun.
User avatar #122 to #3 - djpharaoh (09/12/2014) [-]
My apologies, I thought you were the anonymous ****** I was dealing with in another set of comment. Sorry again
User avatar #123 to #122 - syrianassassin (09/12/2014) [-]
ha ha it is ok m8

and we screwed your profile with a huge debate between me and turtle

yesterday your profile was a storm of fun
User avatar #4 to #3 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
When muslims have fun **** gets blown up

jk
#5 to #4 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
im sure you like to be blown up
User avatar #6 to #5 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Good comeback I rate it 9/11
#7 to #6 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1**/11

i tried
User avatar #8 to #7 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
It's kinda like trips

#9 to #8 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
but i want 9/11
User avatar #10 to #9 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
we all want 9/11
#11 to #10 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
2 bad jews did 9/11
2 bad jews did 9/11
User avatar #12 to #11 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
nice try osama
#13 to #12 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
U CANT DENY THE TRUTH GOY
User avatar #14 to #13 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Trying to put the blame on someone else

Nice try
#15 to #14 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
we all know their games
User avatar #16 to #15 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
Yeah but we all know what the middle east can be like

Lookin at you ISIS
#18 to #17 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
****					 I love being white
**** I love being white
#19 to #18 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
dont forget syrians are the root of all the white people, you degenerates
User avatar #20 to #19 - turtletroll (09/11/2014) [-]
implying syria has done anything ever

Doesn't matter man. We all come from bacteria but that doesn't mean that humans are on par with them
User avatar #21 to #20 - syrianassassin (09/11/2014) [-]
ay right

>MFW the oldest city in the face of the earth still beating with life is Damascus

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