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#7 - You literally have no idea what the **** you're t… 07/08/2014 on It's happening again... 0
#36 - Typical athiest view of theology. Theology is having the faith… 05/07/2014 on The black cat analogy +1
#5 - Still waiting on this... Stop ******* a…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Yeah Science +34
#31 - doughnutland (09/29/2013) [-]
Did you check Foot Locker?
User avatar #26 - trojanmannn (09/29/2013) [-]
you can buy shoes that look like those for about 3k. They don't do anything tho.
User avatar #15 - sequel (09/28/2013) [-]
They got under 2 years left.
#216 - Not those Muslims protecting the church, but members of the Is… 08/27/2013 on Looking Out for Each Other 0
#51 - I hope you "balls" up and do something about your gr…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Open the door +3
#341 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
What is it with you cunts and grammar.Its just fucking annoying at this point.
User avatar #395 - mcmg (08/26/2013) [-]
You should see it from our side of things.

We're literate, and we like things to be readable without having to speculate or consider exactly what the fuck is trying to being said.
#326 - **** that, im a guy and i have to disagree on thi… 08/16/2013 on Well 0
#175 - Ok, you're right, I didnt refute anything. Let me do so now. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Dara O'Briain +1
User avatar #232 - Crusader (07/30/2013) [-]
www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/sina/ayesha.htm
His wife Aisha was 6 at marriage, 9 when admitted to his house, he was 54, I doubt that it was fully consensual as we see it, and therefore can be interpreted as rape.

That's the only thing I can find from any scripture about anything you just said.
User avatar #208 - thebritishguy (07/30/2013) [-]
It may be Saudi Arabian culture, but the clerics are pushing it with silly things like this
"the Islam clerics believe that it is indecent for a woman to drive as it would reveal their hands and increase their chances of socializing with young men."
User avatar #204 - thebritishguy (07/30/2013) [-]
1) I know it's not in the Quran, I never said it was. It is part of Islam though.
2)Muhammad married Aisha at 6-7 and consumated her at 9.
"Place: Kaybar
Crime: Rape and Murder by Propet Mohammed and his criminal Muslim gangs
Year: 628 AD
Safiyah was a beautiful 17 years old Jewish woman who was married to her cousin Kinana, who was a young Jewish leader of Kaybar. When Muhammad raided that fortress, in 628 AD, he killed its unarmed men and captured the women including Safiya. Muhammad ordered Kinana to be tortured and killed.
Then he asked his soldiers to bring Safia to his tent. Muhammad raped her on that very night hours after her husband killed before her. That night Abu Ayyub al-Ansari guarded the tent of Muhammad.
When, in the early dawn, Muhammad saw Abu Ayyub strolling up and down, he asked him what he meant by this sentry-go; he replied: "I was afraid for you with this young lady. You had killed her father, her husband and many of her relatives, I was really afraid for you on her account".(Ibn Ishaq, p. 766).
Mohammed distributed the other captured innocent women, whose men were just murdered, to his other Muslim pigs to be raped.
Safiyah was groomed and made-up for Muhammad by Umm Sulaim, the mother of Anas ibn Malik and was taken to Muhammad who married her in a mock marriage ceremony and raped her the next night again.
At that time Safiyah was 17 years and Criminal-Mohammed was 58 [and the pig died at 62]."
3) I meant the original scriptures used for Jewish and Biblical uses, I apologise.
4) Again, I know that it's not mentioned in the Quran, but many Muslims do it in Africa where sometimes over 90% of the females in areas are mutilated, there are a lot of clerics lying about it (see video) Muslim Cleric Says Female Circumcision Is Like Cutting Your Nails. .
5) ffs, I know, there are some clerics lying about it still www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTkabVDyoU
6) hmm interesting, I didn't mention polygamy as a bad thing I'm fine with it as long as everyone has informed consent.
#163 - wow, there's nothing more informative and valuable than an ath…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Dara O'Briain -1
User avatar #164 - thebritishguy (07/30/2013) [-]
It's not my opinion, these are several things which I have learnt about the religion. I never even said that Islam was bad. You telling me to shut the fuck up and saying that my words have no value is an opinion and I fail to see how it is either valuable or informative, you didn't even refute anything I said.
User avatar #175 - djpharaoh (07/30/2013) [-]
Ok, you're right, I didnt refute anything. Let me do so now.

Sharia law doesnt exist in Islam, it's a law system created by corrupt groups and leaders. Point out where in the Quran or hadith it describes anything about a law system and Ill take you seriously

Muhammed was married to an older woman, he lead his followers through wars to protect them and their families and he was not a rapist. Show me anything legitimate to disprove that and Ill take you seriously

Islam does not work off the bible in any way shape or form. The hadith is what Muhammed advised when he was alive and the quran is what Muhammed learned from the angel Gabriel and translated to the people.

Genital mutilation of women is not at all mentioned in any part of Islam. Disprove me and Ill take you seriously.

Masturbation causing blindness is never mentioned in the quran. AGain, disprove me and ill take you seriously.

You're not allowed to get intoxicated in any way.

Youre not supposed to display Muhammed in any images so that hes not worshiped like Jesus and remembered only as a man

Polygamy is not good. A man is allowed to marry more than one women because when this was introduced, many widows of war needed men to provide for them and protect them. This is being used today by certain men who are manipulating this fact and they are extremely frowned upon.

It says NO WHERE In any islamic writing that women arent allowed to drive! Thats saudi arabian CULTURE. Disprove me and ill take you seriously.

Basically your entire statement is a load of misinformed Bullshit. thats why i said fuck off
User avatar #232 - Crusader (07/30/2013) [-]
www.faithfreedom.org/Articles/sina/ayesha.htm
His wife Aisha was 6 at marriage, 9 when admitted to his house, he was 54, I doubt that it was fully consensual as we see it, and therefore can be interpreted as rape.

That's the only thing I can find from any scripture about anything you just said.
User avatar #208 - thebritishguy (07/30/2013) [-]
It may be Saudi Arabian culture, but the clerics are pushing it with silly things like this
"the Islam clerics believe that it is indecent for a woman to drive as it would reveal their hands and increase their chances of socializing with young men."
User avatar #204 - thebritishguy (07/30/2013) [-]
1) I know it's not in the Quran, I never said it was. It is part of Islam though.
2)Muhammad married Aisha at 6-7 and consumated her at 9.
"Place: Kaybar
Crime: Rape and Murder by Propet Mohammed and his criminal Muslim gangs
Year: 628 AD
Safiyah was a beautiful 17 years old Jewish woman who was married to her cousin Kinana, who was a young Jewish leader of Kaybar. When Muhammad raided that fortress, in 628 AD, he killed its unarmed men and captured the women including Safiya. Muhammad ordered Kinana to be tortured and killed.
Then he asked his soldiers to bring Safia to his tent. Muhammad raped her on that very night hours after her husband killed before her. That night Abu Ayyub al-Ansari guarded the tent of Muhammad.
When, in the early dawn, Muhammad saw Abu Ayyub strolling up and down, he asked him what he meant by this sentry-go; he replied: "I was afraid for you with this young lady. You had killed her father, her husband and many of her relatives, I was really afraid for you on her account".(Ibn Ishaq, p. 766).
Mohammed distributed the other captured innocent women, whose men were just murdered, to his other Muslim pigs to be raped.
Safiyah was groomed and made-up for Muhammad by Umm Sulaim, the mother of Anas ibn Malik and was taken to Muhammad who married her in a mock marriage ceremony and raped her the next night again.
At that time Safiyah was 17 years and Criminal-Mohammed was 58 [and the pig died at 62]."
3) I meant the original scriptures used for Jewish and Biblical uses, I apologise.
4) Again, I know that it's not mentioned in the Quran, but many Muslims do it in Africa where sometimes over 90% of the females in areas are mutilated, there are a lot of clerics lying about it (see video) Muslim Cleric Says Female Circumcision Is Like Cutting Your Nails. .
5) ffs, I know, there are some clerics lying about it still www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuTkabVDyoU
6) hmm interesting, I didn't mention polygamy as a bad thing I'm fine with it as long as everyone has informed consent.
#160 - If you're serious, ask me anything you would like.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2013 on Dara O'Briain +2
User avatar #248 - pharaohz (07/31/2013) [-]
I see you're also Egyptian and carry the name of our ancestors but you're from the other side.
#59 - Iron man. Im a huge fan of batman, but hes the most … 07/27/2013 on I need to rethink my life. 0
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