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#28 - Picture 13 hours ago on Classy jews 0
#27 - Omg the fact that you just told someone to crack open a book a…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Classy jews +1
#29 - doktorwhat (13 hours ago) [-]
it's a joke, mate. The Jewish texts are the only ones that make such claims. The Strong's concordance even lists several possible translations for the term used in the Old Testament to describe the "enslavement" of the Jewfags. It could be seen as more of a "shit - we're poor and in this foreign land. I guess we'll just take the shit jobs and hope for the best and that Yhwh takes us out again back to our homeland."

He who controls history controls the future...
#26 - thats the problem, its not a battle. 13 hours ago on Classy jews +1
#222 - What's really sad about you is that you lack any sense of huma…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on The Gaza conflict in a... 0
User avatar #223 - ShadeElement (15 hours ago) [-]
Whats really, honestly sad, is you don't seem to seem to taste the toxic hatred of your own thoughts.

Everything you've posted on this forum is oozing with malice and spite.
Your judgment is clouded by hatred.

I do care deeply about humanity. You know nothing about me or what I do. I have dedicated my adult life to humanitarian goals.

Which is why I honestly don't give a shit about that dusty, blood soaked corner of the world.
I want Jerusalem leveled.
I want Palestine to admit defeat and wiped off the map.
I want one or the other to win. I honestly don't care who. The destruction is pointless.

POINTLESS.

Palestine cannot hope to win. They don't have the resources or firepower. All they can accomplish is senseless bloodshed with no strategic gains.
Israel refuses to win. They could wipe out Palestine, yet won't for diplomatic reasons.

So the bloodshed continues. Each side killing women and children and gaining NOTHING for their loss. They die for NOTHING.

That whole area of the world can go straight to hell. They deserve it.
#220 - So you're saying that because Jews lived there at one point, t…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on The Gaza conflict in a... 0
User avatar #221 - ShadeElement (15 hours ago) [-]
No. I'm not saying that.

I'm saying I don't give a fuck about a resourceless, strategically unimportant sandlot that has cost millions and millions of lives over the centuries for no legitimately good reason.

Jerusalem could vanish tomorrow. Palestine could be wiped from the earth. I honestly don't give a shit. Neither have provided humanity with anything but death and strife for as long as they've existed.

What I am saying is, a long long loooong time ago, the Jews established the first PERMANENT settlement in the area.

So if you want to play the "FIRST" game, they win.
However, if you want to discuss who has legitimate claim to the land TODAY, then its a bit more complicated, as both sides have a reasonable claim. Neither side just wants to admit it.

So both sides started out holding some cards. Israel has just played its cards better. Now Palestine, through a series of extremely poor tactical, strategically, and diplomatic choices, is the severe underdog. In short, they lost, and they are being sore losers.

Is it fair? That will always be up for debate, but what isn't up for debate is life is never fair.

So you see, as far as who is right and who is wrong, I'm neutral. Its a nice way of saying I honestly don't give a fuck.

What I do give a fuck about, is whiny bitches screaming "no fair" about getting their ass handed to them after a fight THEY STARTED.
Yes Palestine is backed into a corner. Yes, Israel isn't exactly giving Palestine any good options.
But it was Palestine who made the decision (yet again) to start killing people. Now they are (yet again) suffering the consequences.

User avatar #222 - djpharaoh (15 hours ago) [-]
What's really sad about you is that you lack any sense of humanity in that delusional athiest mind and you look at this like it's a fucking game. When you watch your mother and sister getting forced out of their homes and your peaceful neighbors being blown to smithereens in a missile strike and you have no where to run, maybe you could understand what the difference between war and oppression is like. Again you keep describing it like it was a fair fight, israel is a land of zionist pigs who take weaponry and training from the US, (who gladly give it to them in order to have an ally to keep things in control in the middle east), and they use these weapons, along with pathetic excuses and reasons in order to commit genocide and massacre an entire country because they can never get enough land. The UN has criticized israel for not defining borders and not leaving the palestinian land alone on numerous occasions, so in fact they started it, not the rebels fighting for their land and certainly not the three teenagers who were abducted and killed, since NO ONE even claimed responsibility. If youre going to oppress and take over a country, at least have some sort of spine and admit youre doing so.
User avatar #223 - ShadeElement (15 hours ago) [-]
Whats really, honestly sad, is you don't seem to seem to taste the toxic hatred of your own thoughts.

Everything you've posted on this forum is oozing with malice and spite.
Your judgment is clouded by hatred.

I do care deeply about humanity. You know nothing about me or what I do. I have dedicated my adult life to humanitarian goals.

Which is why I honestly don't give a shit about that dusty, blood soaked corner of the world.
I want Jerusalem leveled.
I want Palestine to admit defeat and wiped off the map.
I want one or the other to win. I honestly don't care who. The destruction is pointless.

POINTLESS.

Palestine cannot hope to win. They don't have the resources or firepower. All they can accomplish is senseless bloodshed with no strategic gains.
Israel refuses to win. They could wipe out Palestine, yet won't for diplomatic reasons.

So the bloodshed continues. Each side killing women and children and gaining NOTHING for their loss. They die for NOTHING.

That whole area of the world can go straight to hell. They deserve it.
#117 - Dont steal land from people with pebbles and use your big rock…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2014 on The Gaza conflict in a... +1
User avatar #119 - ShadeElement (07/22/2014) [-]
If you really want to play the "Who's land was it first" game, then its clearly the Jews property.

If you want to determine who's land it rightfully is this century? Well, then it gets more complicated.

You really want to be angry at someone? Be angry at Hitler. If it weren't for his "Final Solution" the tribes of Israel would still be scattered.
The modern Israeli state was born out of necessity. A necessity created by Hitler.
User avatar #220 - djpharaoh (15 hours ago) [-]
So you're saying that because Jews lived there at one point, they deserve the land back? Wouldn't you think that is again, massively hypocritical? Palestinians owned this land and now that israeli settlements have stolen their homes, should they not imitate the israeli initiative and insist on taking it back? Palestinians did not force people out of their homes and settle on jewish land, jews still lived within palestine before any of this shit went down. There is a clear oppressor and victim in this situation and the worst part to me isn't that one country is being wiped out by another. This happens throughout the history of mankind numerous times. What really pisses me off is how israel acts like a big force to be reckoned with when its plainly obvious that without the united states needing it to keep things the way they want in the middle east, israel would have never gotten away with the shit they're pulling right now. Not only that, they have the nerve to keep stating it's for self defense while they commit far too many civilian casualties in order to exterminate a small group of rebels; the real reason is because they want to dominate the land and eliminate palestine and everyone who actually observes the situation knows it. Zionists are the modern day Nazis
User avatar #221 - ShadeElement (15 hours ago) [-]
No. I'm not saying that.

I'm saying I don't give a fuck about a resourceless, strategically unimportant sandlot that has cost millions and millions of lives over the centuries for no legitimately good reason.

Jerusalem could vanish tomorrow. Palestine could be wiped from the earth. I honestly don't give a shit. Neither have provided humanity with anything but death and strife for as long as they've existed.

What I am saying is, a long long loooong time ago, the Jews established the first PERMANENT settlement in the area.

So if you want to play the "FIRST" game, they win.
However, if you want to discuss who has legitimate claim to the land TODAY, then its a bit more complicated, as both sides have a reasonable claim. Neither side just wants to admit it.

So both sides started out holding some cards. Israel has just played its cards better. Now Palestine, through a series of extremely poor tactical, strategically, and diplomatic choices, is the severe underdog. In short, they lost, and they are being sore losers.

Is it fair? That will always be up for debate, but what isn't up for debate is life is never fair.

So you see, as far as who is right and who is wrong, I'm neutral. Its a nice way of saying I honestly don't give a fuck.

What I do give a fuck about, is whiny bitches screaming "no fair" about getting their ass handed to them after a fight THEY STARTED.
Yes Palestine is backed into a corner. Yes, Israel isn't exactly giving Palestine any good options.
But it was Palestine who made the decision (yet again) to start killing people. Now they are (yet again) suffering the consequences.

User avatar #222 - djpharaoh (15 hours ago) [-]
What's really sad about you is that you lack any sense of humanity in that delusional athiest mind and you look at this like it's a fucking game. When you watch your mother and sister getting forced out of their homes and your peaceful neighbors being blown to smithereens in a missile strike and you have no where to run, maybe you could understand what the difference between war and oppression is like. Again you keep describing it like it was a fair fight, israel is a land of zionist pigs who take weaponry and training from the US, (who gladly give it to them in order to have an ally to keep things in control in the middle east), and they use these weapons, along with pathetic excuses and reasons in order to commit genocide and massacre an entire country because they can never get enough land. The UN has criticized israel for not defining borders and not leaving the palestinian land alone on numerous occasions, so in fact they started it, not the rebels fighting for their land and certainly not the three teenagers who were abducted and killed, since NO ONE even claimed responsibility. If youre going to oppress and take over a country, at least have some sort of spine and admit youre doing so.
User avatar #223 - ShadeElement (15 hours ago) [-]
Whats really, honestly sad, is you don't seem to seem to taste the toxic hatred of your own thoughts.

Everything you've posted on this forum is oozing with malice and spite.
Your judgment is clouded by hatred.

I do care deeply about humanity. You know nothing about me or what I do. I have dedicated my adult life to humanitarian goals.

Which is why I honestly don't give a shit about that dusty, blood soaked corner of the world.
I want Jerusalem leveled.
I want Palestine to admit defeat and wiped off the map.
I want one or the other to win. I honestly don't care who. The destruction is pointless.

POINTLESS.

Palestine cannot hope to win. They don't have the resources or firepower. All they can accomplish is senseless bloodshed with no strategic gains.
Israel refuses to win. They could wipe out Palestine, yet won't for diplomatic reasons.

So the bloodshed continues. Each side killing women and children and gaining NOTHING for their loss. They die for NOTHING.

That whole area of the world can go straight to hell. They deserve it.
#172 - devout feminist (07/22/2014) [-]
Really?. Read your sects bed time stories, even in them it says they took it from philistines by force.
#139 - angelwithashotgun (07/22/2014) [-]
"clearly the jews property"
User avatar #134 - konradkurze (07/22/2014) [-]
there were people there way before religions shit on things....the term 'semite' means people of both jewish and arab descent....ergo they are pretty much one people and have equal rights to the land...just religion split them and one religion got their mitts into pulling strings on international opinion to back them up in the 'us vs them' war
#173 - devout feminist (07/22/2014) [-]
Not only that, jews that lived there thousands years ago changed religion and are now those damn palestinians that "hate jews". Todays jews have mostly converted to judaism already outside Palestine. So real 'oldschool' jews(semites) are fighting off poser jews(not really semites).
User avatar #181 - konradkurze (07/22/2014) [-]
well thats where the normal jews who want peace in the land come into conflict with that minority of right wing nutjob zionists who think jews deserve everything

zionists are the modern nazis and sadly hold the power in israel
#116 - so in response, they persecute... 07/22/2014 on The Gaza conflict in a... 0
#22 - Unless a country is openly harming another country or committi…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on :^) -1
User avatar #48 - uhidk (07/20/2014) [-]
you're scum.
#42 - panzerfront (07/20/2014) [-]
the problem is that in this case is that the peasants have no pitchforks to form an angry mob to kill the monster with, they have no means of overthrowing the government nor the desire to, that's why the conditions in that country are so terrible, if your more concerned about getting that meal you don't care about how oppressive your government is, you simply don't have time for it.
User avatar #28 - Conquistador (07/20/2014) [-]
Except it's been committing genocide and human rights violations for many years.
User avatar #27 - ihatem (07/20/2014) [-]
Like concentration camps, severe law enforced social isolation, extreme totalitarianism, and making it near impossible to leave?
#26 - Elemental (07/20/2014) [-]
North Korea is infamous for committing mass human rights violations. They literally have none.
#94 - wtf man 07/19/2014 on One day... 0
#87 - yeah thats fine, but he can definitely phrase it more appropri…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on okcupid snob 0
User avatar #88 - ancano (07/16/2014) [-]
in your defense, this is a fake profile
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