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djmaryhikineet

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: wii u, 3ds, xbone (sorta), ps3
Video Games Played: recently mgs5, mario maker, triforce heros
Interests: weeaboo bullshit and second hand watching the world burn
Date Signed Up:10/20/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Canada
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#70 - technically japan got nuked twice though, and because of that …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Coincidence? I Think Not! 0
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#77 - elcreepo (12/29/2015) [-]
The problem with neets or hikikomoris killing themselves is that Japan is already dealing with a population crisis.

Japanese tend to have an overdrive when it comes to work and inventing new shit. But that overdrive, along with the extreme emphasis on hard work, is causing significant mental damage to many people, especially businessmen, of whom there's a shitton of anime geared towards that we americans think is geared toward young and female children , which helps them find their childhood again and feel happy.

Anime is part of a stress relief system that helps keep Japan from being a nation full of suicides. This stress has caused people to literally drop dead on the trains or in the streets. There are crying stations where adults, full grown, will get together and watch sad movies in order to cry and relieve stress. Hell they have products like a phone bean bag that lets you snuggle it whilst talking to someone, that vibrates to mimic a human heartbeat. Strange to us, but to them, absolute luxuries.

The japanese need a fucking hug and the assurance that life doesn't have to be one great competition.
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#80 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
thanks for adding on to this. though north Americans are told life is a competition with jobs and stuff giving promotions to those who can do there best individually and we aren't in a similar predicament as japan, though this may be because of now much land we have and our culture being different. i had to end it here b/c i would have gone on
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#81 - elcreepo (12/29/2015) [-]
We have more of an emphasis in the west on "personal time," especially given how good it is for the economy. Most places give at least one day a week off and a week's paid vacation.

In Japan people are expected to work almost every single day of the year barring local festivals and New Year's, I think Only rich people can afford vacations.. and it's rarely paid.

The other problem is their college system. High schoolers are put through extreme tests to get into college, because what college they attend rather than their grades during college affects what jobs they get later in life. A high schooler in Japan wishing to get into Tokeyo University has to be what we'd consider honor students back home. And to get anywhere beyond middle management they not only have to shine, but shine far brighter than anyone who's ever worked... it's a miserable and busy system with very little time for leisure.

It's no wonder they're preoccupied with sex and don't spend much time trying to develop personal and intimate relationships. And it's also no strange notion, understanding the higher education systems in place from middle school to college, that more and more young people snap and decide never to leave their homes again, even if they're beyond bright. Having to deal with relationships, hormones, and the extreme pressure to succeed... I'm glad I'm an American where having a 3.1 GPA is not seen as "average."
#118 - no because he isn't the one who dictates where people go if he… 12/29/2015 on I made a new feature +1
#129 - OK 12/29/2015 on K.O. 0
#123 - HOW DARE YOU RAPE MY EARS WITH GAY IM GOING TO GET MY UNCLE'S …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on K.O. 0
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#124 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
YOU.

ARE.

A.

COCK-SUCKIN'

MAN-FUCKIN'

BUTTHOLE-HUMPIN'

GAY DUDE
#129 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
OK
#36 - then my argument is invalid 12/29/2015 on ha got em 0
#120 - STOP IT YOUR OFFENDING ME FOR THINKING IM GAY FOR LETTING THE …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on K.O. 0
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#122 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
you're gay and you know you are.
#123 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
HOW DARE YOU RAPE MY EARS WITH GAY IM GOING TO GET MY UNCLE'S FRIENDS BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO KNOWS A GUY THAT IS MARRIED TO HIS COUSIN WHO WORKS IF ADMIN TO BAN YOU
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#124 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
YOU.

ARE.

A.

COCK-SUCKIN'

MAN-FUCKIN'

BUTTHOLE-HUMPIN'

GAY DUDE
#129 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
OK
#118 - how dare you tell me she has balls im not gay  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2015 on K.O. 0
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#119 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
N-No, the girl in the story OP was teling.
#120 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
STOP IT YOUR OFFENDING ME FOR THINKING IM GAY FOR LETTING THE BALLS TOUCH
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#122 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
you're gay and you know you are.
#123 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
HOW DARE YOU RAPE MY EARS WITH GAY IM GOING TO GET MY UNCLE'S FRIENDS BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO KNOWS A GUY THAT IS MARRIED TO HIS COUSIN WHO WORKS IF ADMIN TO BAN YOU
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#124 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
YOU.

ARE.

A.

COCK-SUCKIN'

MAN-FUCKIN'

BUTTHOLE-HUMPIN'

GAY DUDE
#129 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
OK
#34 - but you cant train them if their stuck in the ground and are l…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on ha got em 0
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#35 - platinumaltaria (12/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure that's mandrakes, carrots are very quiet.
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#36 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
then my argument is invalid
#32 - but there ******* loud  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on ha got em 0
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#33 - platinumaltaria (12/29/2015) [-]
Carrots can be quiet if you train them properly.
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#34 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
but you cant train them if their stuck in the ground and are loud if you take them out
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#35 - platinumaltaria (12/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure that's mandrakes, carrots are very quiet.
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#36 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
then my argument is invalid
#35 - nah man i only brought it up b/c i was just there other … 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
#33 - id come every time  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic +3
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#49 - grumpythefirst (12/29/2015) [-]
Where would you go?
#31 - i got that i just wanted to get it out of teh way 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
#29 - that would be the only way to cover it 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
#27 - thats what happens when your cock can be hugged like a pillow  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
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#28 - twi (12/29/2015) [-]
Put a lamia dakimakura cover over it
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#29 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
that would be the only way to cover it
#26 - he can just be in the drawers also i was going to comment…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
#34 - metacobalion (12/29/2015) [-]
I probably should have posted that as anon.
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#35 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
nah man i only brought it up b/c i was just there other wise i wouldn't have
#19 - at least hes come out  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
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#25 - twi (12/29/2015) [-]
I heard he had trouble getting his enormous cock out
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#27 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
thats what happens when your cock can be hugged like a pillow
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#28 - twi (12/29/2015) [-]
Put a lamia dakimakura cover over it
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#29 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
that would be the only way to cover it
#15 - dont most of us  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic +2
#23 - nanglo (12/29/2015) [-]
By that, I meant without the bed which goes with it. I sleep on a mattress. Like the poorfag that I am who can't even afford a fucking bed at Ikea's.
#43 - jaisharha (12/29/2015) [-]
I used to do the same... then I found another mattress and upgraded to the godly heights... now I sleep on two mattresses and if anything it's actually less comfortable...
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#31 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
i got that i just wanted to get it out of teh way
#2 - funny thing is i just checked that a hour ago 12/29/2015 on Absolutely pathetic 0
#107 - how do you have negative vision?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on K.O. 0
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#128 - syntheticdoll (12/29/2015) [-]
I'm near-sighted, it means everything further away than 20-30 centimetres is blurry and near-sightedness is marked with negative dioptries while far-sightedness is marked with positive dioptries.
#105 - inb4 "she doesnt have balls so why did she fall over in p…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/28/2015 on K.O. +3
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#117 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
SHE'S A MAN!
#118 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
how dare you tell me she has balls im not gay
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#119 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
N-No, the girl in the story OP was teling.
#120 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
STOP IT YOUR OFFENDING ME FOR THINKING IM GAY FOR LETTING THE BALLS TOUCH
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#122 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
you're gay and you know you are.
#123 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
HOW DARE YOU RAPE MY EARS WITH GAY IM GOING TO GET MY UNCLE'S FRIENDS BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO KNOWS A GUY THAT IS MARRIED TO HIS COUSIN WHO WORKS IF ADMIN TO BAN YOU
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#124 - catsbats (12/29/2015) [-]
YOU.

ARE.

A.

COCK-SUCKIN'

MAN-FUCKIN'

BUTTHOLE-HUMPIN'

GAY DUDE
#129 - djmaryhikineet (12/29/2015) [-]
OK
#104 - thats b/c its one punch man and not one punch woman 12/28/2015 on K.O. +2
#100 - but gender can be use as a way be escape from consequences of … 12/28/2015 on K.O. +5
#96 - when i read the line i was like "why don't people underst… 12/28/2015 on K.O. +2
#176 - yes yes we did 12/28/2015 on ill take 20 +1
#95 - its fine it happens to use all 12/28/2015 on Ooooohh..Aaaahhh.. 0

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User avatar #6 - zetsuboukamina (01/01/2016) [-]
Why did you leave me!?
#7 to #6 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
b/c your head game is lead game
#2 - jhonnyz ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
What's your favorite touhou?
#3 to #2 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
this cutey
#4 to #3 - jhonnyz ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Chen is very cute!
#5 to #4 - djmaryhikineet ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
yes she is though shes more my fave because shes very much like a cat, my second fav is yukari not original b/c shes related chen that's more a bonus, but her gaps and my love for important blond woman in my video games
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