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#3 - I ******* HATE sweedish people... Danmark DANMARK…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/27/2014 on lel sweden bork borkistan 0
#21 - totalynotxewi (06/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - beezox (06/28/2014) [-]
swedes can go fuck them selves, from norway
#4 - pulpunderground (06/27/2014) [-]
You are a disgrace to your countrymen
#6 - siswai (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm a swede and i like all my nordic neighbors, i don't really understand all the hate.
User avatar #39 - totalynotxewi (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not hate, it's just good ol' rivalry. Denmark is the most natural rival to Sweden and has always been and if everything goes alright, will always be until we all die . I doubt that any Swede really hates Danes just because they come from Denmark.

Sorry for necroing, just read through old posts
#40 - siswai (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm sure alot of it is rivalry, but there are a fair share of them that take it to far.

And i dont mind necroing as long as it's a good post, like yours.
User avatar #12 - Shramin (06/28/2014) [-]
Its a history thing, Swedish history towards Denmark and Norway is more violent than Norwegian and Danish history is to eachother.
#33 - siswai (06/28/2014) [-]
Maybe so but i still don't really see how that translates to hating on eachother today for something that happened before you were born.
User avatar #34 - Shramin (06/28/2014) [-]
There are Americans who hate Germans and Japanese people by virtue of history, its just taught accidentally through time.
#35 - siswai (06/28/2014) [-]
I guess so. It just saddens me that it influences people in a negative way after such a long time.
User avatar #38 - Shramin (06/28/2014) [-]
it is a sad trait, its probably the main reason for the major wars around the world today as well.
User avatar #19 - huchkizz (06/28/2014) [-]
As far as I'm aware, Denmark and Sweden holds the record for being at war with each other for the longest amount of time throughout history.
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#321 - I like how this was turned into a conversation about racism.. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #332 - heraske (01/05/2014) [-]
Think about it.

You're lucky you live in glorious white dominated Europe.

I have to live in a country where if you're white, you are immediately treated like you are part of the people who "murdered violently and raped the aboriginals in the 1700's". And apparently, if we say indians used to fucking only know how to use sticks and stones to hunt, we're all of a sudden racist. On top of that, if you're a woman, or non-white, you immediately get more welfare, than say, a white man.
It's fucking biased in here. I'd like to get into politics and declare equality and demolish the treaty, so we that everyone knows they are all equally shitty.
#313 - But that is the beauty of it mate. we all get equal treatment.…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today 0
User avatar #318 - heraske (01/05/2014) [-]
Well I suppose you don't live in a city named after the genital piercing as I do, because I wish I was I could sit on my ass and drink all day and make this city a shitty place. Oh wait, I'm not aboriginal, so I guess I have to deal with the government's racism towards white people, where I can't judge an Indian for drinking and being useless, but I have to take racism from an Injin if I say "no" when they beg me for fucking money on the street. It's great living with ungrateful indians who use every single European technology that was made in the Americas, and then have the nerve to be racist towards us.

Fucking double standards.
User avatar #321 - dizzhazard (01/05/2014) [-]
I like how this was turned into a conversation about racism..
but i guess it IS the internet after all..
User avatar #332 - heraske (01/05/2014) [-]
Think about it.

You're lucky you live in glorious white dominated Europe.

I have to live in a country where if you're white, you are immediately treated like you are part of the people who "murdered violently and raped the aboriginals in the 1700's". And apparently, if we say indians used to fucking only know how to use sticks and stones to hunt, we're all of a sudden racist. On top of that, if you're a woman, or non-white, you immediately get more welfare, than say, a white man.
It's fucking biased in here. I'd like to get into politics and declare equality and demolish the treaty, so we that everyone knows they are all equally shitty.
#270 - I just want to state that in Denmark, half ( **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Healthcare Today +2
User avatar #303 - heraske (01/05/2014) [-]
Isn't Denmark State Welfare? Where all the bums get their ass kissed by the left-wing system?

I'm all for free healthcare, but once you can be a useless sack of shit and leech of the system, then you should be shot. I mean, after all, you're just useless, so killing you wouldn't be much different, except we'd be able to give those resources to people, you know, who FUCKING WORK.

*This is not aimed at you directly, but at bums who choose to drop out of highschool*
User avatar #313 - dizzhazard (01/05/2014) [-]
But that is the beauty of it mate. we all get equal treatment.
sure we have the "Bums" on welfare that leech on the system,
but i dont pay more in taxes each month.
for all i care they could sit in shit all day and get payed for it,
as long as i dont pay more than i do.

i pay for Denmark and the system we live in,
i am deffinently satisfied with the way i live. As
long as they dont ask me to give more or live
like them, i dont care at all.

Denmark is a great contrey for what it is, we are
a very small system in a big big world.
and i am happy that i have the freedom to choose
what education i want to go to (for free)
and still be creative at the same time.
User avatar #318 - heraske (01/05/2014) [-]
Well I suppose you don't live in a city named after the genital piercing as I do, because I wish I was I could sit on my ass and drink all day and make this city a shitty place. Oh wait, I'm not aboriginal, so I guess I have to deal with the government's racism towards white people, where I can't judge an Indian for drinking and being useless, but I have to take racism from an Injin if I say "no" when they beg me for fucking money on the street. It's great living with ungrateful indians who use every single European technology that was made in the Americas, and then have the nerve to be racist towards us.

Fucking double standards.
User avatar #321 - dizzhazard (01/05/2014) [-]
I like how this was turned into a conversation about racism..
but i guess it IS the internet after all..
User avatar #332 - heraske (01/05/2014) [-]
Think about it.

You're lucky you live in glorious white dominated Europe.

I have to live in a country where if you're white, you are immediately treated like you are part of the people who "murdered violently and raped the aboriginals in the 1700's". And apparently, if we say indians used to fucking only know how to use sticks and stones to hunt, we're all of a sudden racist. On top of that, if you're a woman, or non-white, you immediately get more welfare, than say, a white man.
It's fucking biased in here. I'd like to get into politics and declare equality and demolish the treaty, so we that everyone knows they are all equally shitty.
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