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Date Signed Up:7/23/2012
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#23 - buckyballs where banned unneededly they where always marketed … 02/10/2015 on Banned Kids Toys... 0
#61 - Mfw cloyd rivers is to retarded to know jesse ventura WAS A NA… 02/03/2015 on things +2
#8 - his name is aziz ansari if any of you wanna know, hes a funny …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on Pizza +8
User avatar #38 - Elk (01/08/2015) [-]
He's special enough.
#48 - its a virus 01/07/2015 on Makin' my way downtown 0
#171 - then again its written by the telegraph and uses a sensational… 12/02/2014 on The Latest Feminist Rage... 0
#160 - really i didnt read the article just viewed the images ( femaz…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on The Latest Feminist Rage... -1
#161 - happyfox (12/02/2014) [-]
ah now see I did read an article on it earlier, not this one though, and it said something about the mother would be asked to leave. Maybe we should read things before we comment and this should be a lesson for us both.
#171 - disturbedmaster (12/02/2014) [-]
then again its written by the telegraph and uses a sensationalist title so im pretty sure half the article is bullshit just like every feminist made female myth. all i know is barbershops have been a MALE only thing for a long ass while and (But 99 per cent of women think it’s a great idea it’s just one per cent of Leftwing idiots. Most of these women seem to spend all their time trying to emasculate men.
“People were calling me a pig and all because we don’t allow ladies in for a service we don’t provide, but we’re not trained to do their hair. What’s the problem? Women, Johnny adds, are allowed over the threshold. (They come into the shop every day they just don’t stay. I’d say 85 per cent of our voucher sales are from women." taken directly from the page. it pretty much says yeah a woman can come in and watch their child but are not allowed to be like oh cut my hair too i got money blah blah. which makes me think THIS line is bullshit femadrama "that a woman had been asked to leave the shop while her boyfriend was having his hair cut. “I don’t know how they’re getting away with it," said Harriet Brignall, 18. "I was mortified. It’s like a step backwards in time.”
#154 - i do agree with that point and im pretty sure they let the mot…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2014 on The Latest Feminist Rage... -1
User avatar #155 - happyfox (12/02/2014) [-]
no they take children but only boys and the mothers are asked not to stay
#160 - disturbedmaster (12/02/2014) [-]
really i didnt read the article just viewed the images ( femazi articles piss me off )
#161 - happyfox (12/02/2014) [-]
ah now see I did read an article on it earlier, not this one though, and it said something about the mother would be asked to leave. Maybe we should read things before we comment and this should be a lesson for us both.
#171 - disturbedmaster (12/02/2014) [-]
then again its written by the telegraph and uses a sensationalist title so im pretty sure half the article is bullshit just like every feminist made female myth. all i know is barbershops have been a MALE only thing for a long ass while and (But 99 per cent of women think it’s a great idea it’s just one per cent of Leftwing idiots. Most of these women seem to spend all their time trying to emasculate men.
“People were calling me a pig and all because we don’t allow ladies in for a service we don’t provide, but we’re not trained to do their hair. What’s the problem? Women, Johnny adds, are allowed over the threshold. (They come into the shop every day they just don’t stay. I’d say 85 per cent of our voucher sales are from women." taken directly from the page. it pretty much says yeah a woman can come in and watch their child but are not allowed to be like oh cut my hair too i got money blah blah. which makes me think THIS line is bullshit femadrama "that a woman had been asked to leave the shop while her boyfriend was having his hair cut. “I don’t know how they’re getting away with it," said Harriet Brignall, 18. "I was mortified. It’s like a step backwards in time.”
#148 - to all the dicktits sayiing banning females from his store is … 12/02/2014 on The Latest Feminist Rage... 0
#147 - Comment deleted 12/02/2014 on The Latest Feminist Rage... 0
#36 - i get what lgbt is BUT WHAT THE HELL IS QIA  [+] (10 new replies) 12/01/2014 on Things were better when we... 0
User avatar #37 - aquaticpumpkin (12/01/2014) [-]
Queer, Intersex and Asexual.
User avatar #38 - krobeles (12/01/2014) [-]
So have those mongoloids redefined Queer now? From my understanding of the word, "Queer" just refers to anything out of the ordinary, which all of the other sexualities that fall under that moniker are.
User avatar #47 - deviroux (12/01/2014) [-]
Queer is an umbrella term for anybody who is not straight.
User avatar #39 - aquaticpumpkin (12/01/2014) [-]
Eh. Queer has been used as a term for gay at least for decades here.
In this case it's people who don't conform to normal gender roles. So my boyfriend is telling me.
User avatar #40 - krobeles (12/01/2014) [-]
But doesn't all of those other kinds of people in the LGBTQIA-thing also not conform to normal gender roles, making the "queer" part obsolete?
Perhaps I am wasting my time, trying to understand the 'logical' behind the SJW-crowd.
User avatar #41 - aquaticpumpkin (12/01/2014) [-]
Its confusing to me too, I think it's people not covered by the other letters but I was pretty sure everyone except straight people were covered.
User avatar #42 - krobeles (12/01/2014) [-]
Untill they come up with some new bullshit sexuality, which idiots can label themselves with in order to feel special...

Sexuality used to be something cool and personal, which you discussed with those close to you. Its become just another sticker, that shitheads wear in order to feel like they stand out from the crowd.
Its pissing me off, how many words seem to lose all sense of meaning because idiots over use them too often and/or in the wrong contexts, these days.
User avatar #44 - aquaticpumpkin (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm honestly glad that i'm say openly that i'm gay, things have gotten to the point that saying it to people is a lot less weird.

There seems to be this feeling though, that you should receive attention and praise for being a different sexuality. Most people don't want that, they want to get on with their normal lives.
User avatar #45 - krobeles (12/01/2014) [-]
Was it ever seriously wierd though? I mean, it should be alittle wierd saying it to people. If I say to people, that I like rape-play and SM shit, then thats also going to get some long stares, despite it being a totally heterosexual activity. But was it ever like Wierd- Wierd ?
I dont know if me and my friends are just amazingly accepting, but nobody I've ever encountered was ever judgemental of gay people.
User avatar #46 - aquaticpumpkin (12/01/2014) [-]
It's not the intimate stuff, because that's still personal but even things like just saying "I don't really fancy her, I bat for the other team" Can get you some pretty harsh responses.

It's a lot better than it was, I mean a lot better. When I came out, my mum burst into tears, my friends wouldn't speak to me properly for a month. The worst feeling for me was the thought that I had disappointed everybody.

Unfortunately there are still problems and there are still people that are homophobic. Even now there are protesters that picket saying that gays are going to burn and should be stoned to death.

Things are better now then when I came out, and that was better then a decade ago and that was better than when you got the death penalty for it.

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User avatar #106 - struttndatass (06/07/2014) [-]
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#96 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
And its official!
And its official!
#97 to #96 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
woot a friend XO
#98 to #97 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
And may the friendship last a lifetime
And may the friendship last a lifetime
#99 to #98 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
make it 4 and ya got a deal XD
#100 to #99 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
are you suggesting.. orgy with friends?  ...no?
are you suggesting.. orgy with friends? ...no?
#101 to #100 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
no XD im suggesting we murder others to live again XD
User avatar #102 to #101 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
I feel like this is the right way to go. yes, yes it's clear now master
#103 to #102 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
all hail dat ass
#104 to #103 - struttndatass (06/06/2014) [-]
Hail it, strut it, Be the ass
Hail it, strut it, Be the ass
#105 to #104 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
thats what im talking about
#95 - hellscythe ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
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#39 - anonexplains (12/09/2012) [-]
Dutch?
User avatar #40 to #39 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
Forgot to log in
#41 to #40 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Dutch? not sure what your trying to imply lol
User avatar #49 to #41 - notstyg (01/06/2013) [-]
you're*
User avatar #42 to #41 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
Nederlands? Holland? The netherlands? Land of weed?
#43 to #42 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
are you asking if im from there ?
User avatar #44 to #43 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
yes
#46 to #44 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
the server to this site is in the netherlands though
User avatar #47 to #46 - erwtje (12/09/2012) [-]
Thats probably the reason why i thought you were dutch.
#93 to #47 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
im not dutch but i am german
User avatar #94 to #93 - erwtje (08/09/2013) [-]
I made that comment 7 months ago...
#48 to #47 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
how did that make you think i was dutch lol
#45 to #44 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
ahhh nope im not from there but im in usa
User avatar #32 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
Hello DisturbedMaster
#33 to #32 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
hello sonic team
User avatar #34 to #33 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
You sent me friend request.
How may I help you?
#35 to #34 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
not really i like your content so i figured id sub n friend if thats ok with you
User avatar #36 to #35 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
Before I do..let me ask you 3 things. Answer wisely.
1. Into Sonic Games? (if so, name one you like)
2. Favorite Movie?
3. What Content Did You See Of Mine?
#37 to #36 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
sonic adventures DX 1 & 2
i dont really have a fave movie as i watch like 6 movies a day
Avengers Premire Submitted: 05/24/2012 < one of my more favorite ones
User avatar #38 to #37 - SonicTeam (11/21/2012) [-]
Approved. Welcome to the heinous world of mine that is SonicTeam
#11 - fuckyoujackpot (11/20/2012) [-]
why did you block me again and delete my comment? you can't run so just talk to me i'm not trying to bully you i just want to talk with you
#12 to #11 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
sorry if i get pissed off at what seems to be trolling comments i had like 16 account banned because of soc trollers down thumbing my **** to hell and i actually want this account to be kept around and not banned because some one was being a dick
#13 to #12 - fuckyoujackpot (11/20/2012) [-]
you know you could just go and make your own content instead of stealing it? and mind unblocking my other accounts? it would be easier to talk that way
#14 to #13 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
how many accounts do you have, and i guess i could try to restart making some oc
#15 to #14 - fuckyoujackpot (11/20/2012) [-]
as many as i want they're really easy to make but my main was thecurlysage until addy banned me for making a joke but now i have danceswithbears as my main
#17 to #15 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
actuly i dont rember banning thecurlysage
User avatar #20 to #17 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
thecurlysage is my old account like my first account but it was banned awhile ago and i don;t use it anymore
#22 to #20 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
ah ok
User avatar #8 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
why did you delete the content?
#16 to #8 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
the tatto one because it got 6 red thumbs and i know it wasnt getting any green once it goes red it never goes green
User avatar #18 to #16 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
still like a captain and his ship you should go down with it
#19 to #18 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
but yeah like i said id rather keep this account
User avatar #21 to #19 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
i just don't really post content and get my thumbs from comments
#23 to #21 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
not sure what you meant
User avatar #24 to #23 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
just rack thumbs up from commenting and then after awhile you'll be safe to post content with a net in case you get ******
#25 to #24 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
well i am level 68 mostly from comment thumbs so i should be some what safe unles i hit lvl 75 then go back to lvl 61 for no reason
User avatar #26 to #25 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
just be funny and not stupid and you'll be fine
#27 to #26 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
HA i am the enbodyment of stupid sometimes
User avatar #28 to #27 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
everyone is
#29 to #28 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
true true

User avatar #30 to #29 - danceswithbears (11/20/2012) [-]
well i'm off good luck with whatever happens
#31 to #30 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
you too
User avatar #3 - swagathor (08/31/2012) [-]
would you happen to know where i can get some nice Trap pics?
User avatar #51 to #3 - notstyg (01/06/2013) [-]
try the internet
#4 to #3 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (08/31/2012) [-]
i dont know a direct source but i can try too finnd one
User avatar #5 to #4 - swagathor (08/31/2012) [-]
naw man is cool
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Thank you fine sir. can't tell from website if this is the actual gluttony one, but that seems like a fantastic one anyways.
#2 to #1 - disturbedmaster ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
its a pretty decent site if you order out for pick up and dilvery i have used it tons and its worth it
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