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Date Signed Up:11/18/2010
Last Login:12/12/2014
Location:United Kingdom
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#58 - I laughed way too hard at this 10/29/2014 on infomercial comp [explained] 0
#231 - my country makes up 10% but we're tiny (UK)  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Motherfucking Survey Results +1
User avatar #258 - capslockrage (10/28/2014) [-]
The UK is small in size but it's still a 1st world country that has a good amount of people.

So similar to the U.S or Canada, everyone has a computer
#16 - beat the ****** with Ratz from alone in the dark 09/30/2014 on Akinator gets it +2
#15 - guessed ******* zone-tan for **** sake  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Akinator gets it +2
#18 - whichever (09/30/2014) [-]
it guessed Zero Zephyrum holy shit
User avatar #20 - whichever (09/30/2014) [-]
he couldn't guess Kaze'aze though.
#13 - the only one it took a while on was efg  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Akinator gets it +3
User avatar #14 - sineztro (09/30/2014) [-]
Dude he guessed Jin mothfuckin Kazama holy shit
User avatar #16 - disturbeddude (09/30/2014) [-]
beat the fucker with Ratz from alone in the dark
User avatar #15 - disturbeddude (09/30/2014) [-]
guessed fucking zone-tan for fuck sake
#18 - whichever (09/30/2014) [-]
it guessed Zero Zephyrum holy shit
User avatar #20 - whichever (09/30/2014) [-]
he couldn't guess Kaze'aze though.
#10 - just did it and the ************ guessed butt sta…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Akinator gets it +3
User avatar #12 - sineztro (09/30/2014) [-]
Fuckin' guessed Krieg in eight questions!
User avatar #13 - disturbeddude (09/30/2014) [-]
the only one it took a while on was efg
User avatar #14 - sineztro (09/30/2014) [-]
Dude he guessed Jin mothfuckin Kazama holy shit
User avatar #16 - disturbeddude (09/30/2014) [-]
beat the fucker with Ratz from alone in the dark
User avatar #15 - disturbeddude (09/30/2014) [-]
guessed fucking zone-tan for fuck sake
#18 - whichever (09/30/2014) [-]
it guessed Zero Zephyrum holy shit
User avatar #20 - whichever (09/30/2014) [-]
he couldn't guess Kaze'aze though.
#12 - this was as funny as the content thumbs for everyone 09/30/2014 on First grade skills +1
#24 - cannot unsee 09/30/2014 on DYK Comp #76 0
#181 - that sounds like the race I know and am more or less indiffere… 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... 0
#178 - wow so these idiots genuinely convince themselves they're like…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... 0
#179 - aejann (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm more convinced that they simply don't know what the words they're using actually mean.
User avatar #181 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
that sounds like the race I know and am more or less indifferent to at this point
#38 - I don't give a **** if my son turns out gay as lo… 09/29/2014 on Bo Burnham everybody. 0
#40 - just slap the back of the guys head and neither of them will s… 09/29/2014 on Dont Look 0
#168 - enjoy it friend, it is yours 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... 0
#166 - no, it was great, you're a very sexy person transgender …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... +1
User avatar #167 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
"Transgender magic bear" I like it. I'll keep it.
User avatar #168 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
enjoy it friend, it is yours
#164 - that sounds about right for one of these very special "pe…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... +1
User avatar #165 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
Good, i was hoping that was funny and not painful to look at.
User avatar #166 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
no, it was great, you're a very sexy person transgender magic bear thing also no homo
User avatar #167 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
"Transgender magic bear" I like it. I'll keep it.
User avatar #168 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
enjoy it friend, it is yours
#162 - our species is stupid, wait we are still allowed to be a speci…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... +1
User avatar #163 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SPECIES! YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM. I AM A TWO-SPIRIT TRISEXUAL BEAR WHO SPECIALIZES IN HUMAN RIGHTS!
User avatar #164 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
that sounds about right for one of these very special "people" also I spat my drink out
User avatar #165 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
Good, i was hoping that was funny and not painful to look at.
User avatar #166 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
no, it was great, you're a very sexy person transgender magic bear thing also no homo
User avatar #167 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
"Transgender magic bear" I like it. I'll keep it.
User avatar #168 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
enjoy it friend, it is yours
#159 - well that's stupid everyone does  [+] (8 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... 0
User avatar #160 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #162 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
our species is stupid, wait we are still allowed to be a species right not some stupid abbreviation, right?
User avatar #163 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SPECIES! YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM. I AM A TWO-SPIRIT TRISEXUAL BEAR WHO SPECIALIZES IN HUMAN RIGHTS!
User avatar #164 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
that sounds about right for one of these very special "people" also I spat my drink out
User avatar #165 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
Good, i was hoping that was funny and not painful to look at.
User avatar #166 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
no, it was great, you're a very sexy person transgender magic bear thing also no homo
User avatar #167 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
"Transgender magic bear" I like it. I'll keep it.
User avatar #168 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
enjoy it friend, it is yours
#156 - question: what does CIS people mean?  [+] (14 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Ohh.. tumblr... 0
#176 - aejann (09/29/2014) [-]
"Cis-" is a latin root which means "on this side of". It is commonly used in astronomy (e.g. 'Cisneptunian', or 'on this side of Neptune') and in chemistry to denote an isometric compound whose differing structures was on the same side of a plane, versus a trans-isometric compound, whose differing structures were on the opposite side of that plane.

In a more recent case, cisgendered would mean the exact opposite of transgendered; if you are cisgendered, then your gender matches up with your sex (Literally: "On this side of gender"). Any human with a penis that identifies as male is cisgendered. The same for vaginas and females.

A "cis-person" would be a person who believes they are, in fact, a person (Rather than some mental delusion of being a vampire or a fox).

Holy prevalent parentheses, Batman!
User avatar #178 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
wow so these idiots genuinely convince themselves they're like magical hermaphroditic turtles or some shit, well that's just fucked up
#179 - aejann (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm more convinced that they simply don't know what the words they're using actually mean.
User avatar #181 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
that sounds like the race I know and am more or less indifferent to at this point
User avatar #157 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
I think it means we have a fucking gender.
User avatar #159 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
well that's stupid everyone does
User avatar #160 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #162 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
our species is stupid, wait we are still allowed to be a species right not some stupid abbreviation, right?
User avatar #163 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SPECIES! YOU CIS WHITE HETERO SCUM. I AM A TWO-SPIRIT TRISEXUAL BEAR WHO SPECIALIZES IN HUMAN RIGHTS!
User avatar #164 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
that sounds about right for one of these very special "people" also I spat my drink out
User avatar #165 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
Good, i was hoping that was funny and not painful to look at.
User avatar #166 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
no, it was great, you're a very sexy person transgender magic bear thing also no homo
User avatar #167 - jakerszzzz (09/29/2014) [-]
"Transgender magic bear" I like it. I'll keep it.
User avatar #168 - disturbeddude (09/29/2014) [-]
enjoy it friend, it is yours
#134 - **disturbeddude rolls 07** spearknight? 09/28/2014 on ROLL DAT SHIT 0
#83 - poverty hunger disease religion jews 09/28/2014 on Pick 5 0
#14 - intp - the second time doing this test and the same result from both 09/28/2014 on privilege unchecked 0
#14 - although the ps guy was kinda like "whoa dude calm the … 09/28/2014 on Console wars 0
#5 - random tyrant is random 09/23/2014 on Amazing DC Comic Art +2
#1078 - fallout nv & dead island riptide (flooded zombie infested … 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#34 - funny part is I was in a restaurant the other day and there we… 09/23/2014 on Because Japan 0
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#45 - matrixone (08/27/2013) [-]
Then let's talk. How is your day?
User avatar #46 to #45 - disturbeddude (08/27/2013) [-]
It's cool minus the cat going to vets n stuff how's your day??
#47 to #46 - matrixone (08/27/2013) [-]
Whoa there, one questionmark is enough.

I'm doing great, just got back from a walk, watched some anime and will soon be taking a nap. I hope your cat will be well, cats are awesome animals.
User avatar #49 to #47 - disturbeddude (08/27/2013) [-]
And that's cool I've been watching some anime recently which I haven't been able to do in about three years
User avatar #48 to #47 - disturbeddude (08/27/2013) [-]
Sorry for the overuse of question marks and she'll be fine it's noting serious and yes they are we have four of them
#50 to #48 - matrixone (08/27/2013) [-]
I wish I had a cat.

Anime is a cool way of spending time if you have nothing important to do.

Either way, thanks for the conversation, I'll be napping now.

Have a nice day.
User avatar #51 to #50 - disturbeddude (08/27/2013) [-]
Ah okay have a good nap
User avatar #18 to #14 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
I've had nightmares similar to this which creeps me out, also that would be an epic part of a movie
User avatar #17 to #13 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
****** love it XD scared the living **** outta me though
#30 to #6 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
wont let me reply to ur latest one
User avatar #31 to #30 - TheCrackFox (07/28/2011) [-]
Ah, we hit the limit. CURSES.
User avatar #32 to #31 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
indeed I vote new thread XD
User avatar #33 to #32 - TheCrackFox (07/28/2011) [-]
SEWING OUR FRIENDSHIP THROUGH A NEW THREAD
User avatar #34 to #33 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
wait.... could it be ..... this is a new thread.... or strand >_>
User avatar #35 to #34 - TheCrackFox (07/28/2011) [-]
Strand. BRANCHING OUT THE TREE OF FRIENDNESS
#36 to #35 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
I am baking you a cookie from friendness
I am baking you a cookie from friendness
#37 to #36 - TheCrackFox (07/28/2011) [-]
SHARE THE LOVE
#38 to #37 - disturbeddude (07/28/2011) [-]
here are cookie ^^
#1 - TheCrackFox (06/25/2011) [-]
<--- Because I took your comment virginity.
#2 to #1 - disturbeddude (06/25/2011) [-]
epic sauce
epic sauce
#3 to #2 - TheCrackFox (06/25/2011) [-]
>mfw you replied
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