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#84 - damping (03/01/2014) [-]
France asked us to get involved in Syria and Vietnam. Everyone begged us to get involved in WW1 and WW2. The UN and Kuwait whined to get us involved in the Gulf War. The Afghanistan war was a direct attack on us. The South Koreans whined to have us help them in the Korean war. The only war the US has ever started was the Iraq War.
Boy you are an idiot.
#208 - monswine (03/01/2014) [-]
ahaha, the USA is surrounded on 4 sides by Ocean, and it's two land-borders are with Canada, the most inoffensive country in history, and Mexico who is not up to the task of posing a territorial threat. The United States of America has been at War almost constantly since its inception.
Spain: 40 wars since 1776.
Soviet Union : 15 wars.
France : 43 since 1823. But if you want I can include Napoleon and the colonial conflicts to bring it up to 127 since 1776
Britain: 110 since 1776 and a massive chunk of those are tribal conflicts in Africa, Canada, and India.
Mongol Empire: 41. 57 if we're being generous.
Rome: 77 and a good many are civil wars.
USA: 113 since 1776 and yes almost half are against the Native Americans.
The United States is not a particularly peaceful nation nor is it the most belligerent.
#231 - monswine (03/02/2014) [-]
I had to include them because I counted all of GB's central African conflicts. And for France I included all of the "wars" that were part of the Revolutionary and Napoleonic wars. The US was victorious against the various nations and coalitions made up of the Amerindian tribes. They all definitely fit the definition of "a contest carried on by force of arms" They have names ending in "War" so why not count them? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_River_War
#156 - konradkurze (03/01/2014) [-]
so pushing the nazis out and occupying to rebuild is a bad thing?
you'd think just rolling through to push the nazis out and leave the people with a double attacked homeland and no protection or resources would be a dick move
the other countries russia was in, opted into the ussr and russia just set up shop in them
that would be like if canada decided to drop the borders and americans then moved en masse in there and made canadians speak english with american accents
#170 - konradkurze (03/01/2014) [-]
and look, theres STILL US forces garrisoned in europe to keep them in check
poland was dead poor on its own, at least under the USSR they were held up as another piece of the whole
crazy how poles are not too proud to work on less than minimum wage in farms and cleaning toilets but are too proud to let others help them
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