Thanks c:

the skin will take a couple of months to tighten up, if your still a little young

My buddy's on AT (Annual Tour) with the chair-force. He'll be back in a week or so.

I wanted to get a Fleshlight after I went to the website and saw the Avatar one (the blue aliens, not A:TLA) but then I got a girlfriend and she got all weird about it.

Yeah. Idk, its just diff with an actual girl.

Well I don't know what a "honey boo boo" pussy is, but have you heard of the Fleshlight?

Its a reference to a youtube video XD and yeah I know what it is.

I wanted to get a Fleshlight after I went to the website and saw the Avatar one (the blue aliens, not A:TLA) but then I got a girlfriend and she got all weird about it.

Yeah. Idk, its just diff with an actual girl.

I get horny just like everybody else. But then I just fap. I know actual sex is supposedly much better than fapping, but since I've never felt it, I have nothing to compare fapping to, and thus fapping is enough.

I fap too, but idk, I want a honey boo boo pussy.

Well I don't know what a "honey boo boo" pussy is, but have you heard of the Fleshlight?

Its a reference to a youtube video XD and yeah I know what it is.

I wanted to get a Fleshlight after I went to the website and saw the Avatar one (the blue aliens, not A:TLA) but then I got a girlfriend and she got all weird about it.

Yeah. Idk, its just diff with an actual girl.

Bj and sex arent same. haha dont get me wrong, im no saint! Ive had hj, fingering and everything in the book except bj and sex

Alright, some have different interpretations.

I have tried to be all demeaning and such but the thing i haattteee is when i like a girl and she likes me too but then shes seeing someone else behind my back and when i confront her about it she throws a fit and blames me for not trusting her and when i show her proof, she makes up a lame excuse as to why it didnt work out between us

Dear god dont be demeaning. Just dont be some crazy clingy ass. Just show you have interest by flirting with her every once in a while. When she cheats, give her once chance, if she goes behind ur back dump her first. Girls want what they dont have.

Saying "NO joke" kinda implies it's not sarcastic.

Not when we are in the interwebz.

That cracked me up haha i just go with the flow and wait for the right girl to come along

Okay srsly guise. The key is to, straight from the beginning, to not be the "nice guy" but the "fun guy". You have to be more appealing than pleasant. More sexy than cute etc.. You show how freaking nice and awesome you are once you actually get a relationship.

I have tried to be all demeaning and such but the thing i haattteee is when i like a girl and she likes me too but then shes seeing someone else behind my back and when i confront her about it she throws a fit and blames me for not trusting her and when i show her proof, she makes up a lame excuse as to why it didnt work out between us

Dear god dont be demeaning. Just dont be some crazy clingy ass. Just show you have interest by flirting with her every once in a while. When she cheats, give her once chance, if she goes behind ur back dump her first. Girls want what they dont have.

And this^ is a perfect example of a douchebag.

but it prob would work jsut to get a fling, but to get a gf you would just tone down a little bit but you need to eliminate yourself as a friend, but make urself bf material. Then once you actually do date them that when you show that you are really sweet.

=_= cant sense sarcasm, eh?

Saying "NO joke" kinda implies it's not sarcastic.

Not when we are in the interwebz.

**mrhiphopdancer rolls 90** ^this man haha

NO joke, like go downtown wherever you live, wear alpha shit and be sexy, walk past some hot girls and act like you are interested (wolf whistle, outright say they are hot). That kinda confidence and alpha shit is freaking sexy to girls (it has worked).

That cracked me up haha i just go with the flow and wait for the right girl to come along

Okay srsly guise. The key is to, straight from the beginning, to not be the "nice guy" but the "fun guy". You have to be more appealing than pleasant. More sexy than cute etc.. You show how freaking nice and awesome you are once you actually get a relationship.

I have tried to be all demeaning and such but the thing i haattteee is when i like a girl and she likes me too but then shes seeing someone else behind my back and when i confront her about it she throws a fit and blames me for not trusting her and when i show her proof, she makes up a lame excuse as to why it didnt work out between us

Dear god dont be demeaning. Just dont be some crazy clingy ass. Just show you have interest by flirting with her every once in a while. When she cheats, give her once chance, if she goes behind ur back dump her first. Girls want what they dont have.

And this^ is a perfect example of a douchebag.

but it prob would work jsut to get a fling, but to get a gf you would just tone down a little bit but you need to eliminate yourself as a friend, but make urself bf material. Then once you actually do date them that when you show that you are really sweet.

=_= cant sense sarcasm, eh?

Saying "NO joke" kinda implies it's not sarcastic.

Not when we are in the interwebz.

You gotta let them know that we guys are the ones wearing the pants in the relationship! haha

put ur penis in her vagina.

**mrhiphopdancer rolls 90** ^this man haha

NO joke, like go downtown wherever you live, wear alpha shit and be sexy, walk past some hot girls and act like you are interested (wolf whistle, outright say they are hot). That kinda confidence and alpha shit is freaking sexy to girls (it has worked).

That cracked me up haha i just go with the flow and wait for the right girl to come along

Okay srsly guise. The key is to, straight from the beginning, to not be the "nice guy" but the "fun guy". You have to be more appealing than pleasant. More sexy than cute etc.. You show how freaking nice and awesome you are once you actually get a relationship.

I have tried to be all demeaning and such but the thing i haattteee is when i like a girl and she likes me too but then shes seeing someone else behind my back and when i confront her about it she throws a fit and blames me for not trusting her and when i show her proof, she makes up a lame excuse as to why it didnt work out between us

Dear god dont be demeaning. Just dont be some crazy clingy ass. Just show you have interest by flirting with her every once in a while. When she cheats, give her once chance, if she goes behind ur back dump her first. Girls want what they dont have.

And this^ is a perfect example of a douchebag.

but it prob would work jsut to get a fling, but to get a gf you would just tone down a little bit but you need to eliminate yourself as a friend, but make urself bf material. Then once you actually do date them that when you show that you are really sweet.

=_= cant sense sarcasm, eh?

Saying "NO joke" kinda implies it's not sarcastic.

Not when we are in the interwebz.