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dissectedtesticle

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:3/30/2015
Location:Rome
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latest user's comments

#2713 - that would be a good idea, actually. 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +2
#1977 - who says the mafiosi do not enjoy some humorous garbage once i… 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +3
#1517 - stop that criminal scum  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +16
User avatar #3328 - sonnyboii (02/03/2015) [-]
Go for that stache bro
#1462 - also this, and you better ******* like it or else i'll …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +16
#3323 - frenulum (02/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #2656 - liftplus (02/02/2015) [-]
handsome as fuck
User avatar #1499 - dilara (02/02/2015) [-]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt what up dude
User avatar #1542 - astabiebzlulu (02/02/2015) [-]
lmao yes
#1430 - russian in italy  [+] (30 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Euro users, what do you... +76
User avatar #4268 - juicyindaskull (02/05/2015) [-]
are you mad? ;(
User avatar #4291 - dissectedtesticle (02/05/2015) [-]
very.
User avatar #3599 - TheseChocodiles (02/03/2015) [-]
do you have a russian accent?
User avatar #3600 - dissectedtesticle (02/03/2015) [-]
usually american, but if i'm drunk, i slip up.
User avatar #3602 - TheseChocodiles (02/03/2015) [-]
so you are american russian? the russian accent is v good
User avatar #3604 - dissectedtesticle (02/03/2015) [-]
no, i just adapted.
User avatar #3606 - TheseChocodiles (02/03/2015) [-]
you little shit
#3609 - dissectedtesticle (02/03/2015) [-]
the kgb is right here in your country. in everyone's country.
User avatar #3610 - TheseChocodiles (02/03/2015) [-]
nah the kgb aint fukin wit da IRA
User avatar #3612 - dissectedtesticle (02/03/2015) [-]
разуй глаза, the IRA is all polish branch of KGB.
User avatar #3615 - TheseChocodiles (02/03/2015) [-]
well google translated that as razuy eyes, whatever the fuck that means
tiocfaidh ár lá
User avatar #3617 - dissectedtesticle (02/03/2015) [-]
means "open yer eyes"
User avatar #3618 - TheseChocodiles (02/03/2015) [-]
ahhh my eyes are open, i even know that the ira funded the kgb's zumba lessons so i mean im pretty clued in i know shit
User avatar #2722 - karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-]
You're so handsome for a guy with a screen name like dissectedtesticle.
#2725 - dissectedtesticle (02/02/2015) [-]
first thing that came to my mind.
User avatar #2740 - karlwilson (02/02/2015) [-]
Why...why would you think that? Dude. That's sick! Unless you are a hitman! Then it's a pretty good torture technique...
User avatar #2659 - razerdude (02/02/2015) [-]
consider becoming a hitman, you look realy hitman like
User avatar #2713 - dissectedtesticle (02/02/2015) [-]
that would be a good idea, actually.
User avatar #2285 - tapeworms (02/02/2015) [-]
Angry Russian.
User avatar #1743 - kingdufbeer (02/02/2015) [-]
You look like you're part of the fucking maffia, how did you end up here?
User avatar #1977 - dissectedtesticle (02/02/2015) [-]
who says the mafiosi do not enjoy some humorous garbage once in a while.
#1504 - siq (02/02/2015) [-]
heh
heheh
#2095 - ChippiAble (02/02/2015) [-]
This made me laugh, goodjob sir
User avatar #1517 - dissectedtesticle (02/02/2015) [-]
stop that criminal scum
User avatar #3328 - sonnyboii (02/03/2015) [-]
Go for that stache bro
#1462 - dissectedtesticle (02/02/2015) [-]
also this, and you better fucking like it or else i'll annex you like i annexed crimea.
#3323 - frenulum (02/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #2656 - liftplus (02/02/2015) [-]
handsome as fuck
User avatar #1499 - dilara (02/02/2015) [-]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt what up dude
User avatar #1542 - astabiebzlulu (02/02/2015) [-]
lmao yes
#5 - what the **** is this  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Skeleton Man +2
User avatar #6 - cykocd (02/02/2015) [-]
skeleton man the fuck did you think?
#7 - oh my ******* god. 02/02/2015 on (untitled) -2
#43 - the last one gave me nightmares. 02/02/2015 on Twisted & dark cartoons 0
#657 - Picture 02/02/2015 on FJ Valentine's day +1
#16 - exactly what i thought. smash that nignog 02/02/2015 on Black Social Media Mixtape... 0
#654 - how convenient. siq?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on FJ Valentine's day +1
#656 - siq (02/02/2015) [-]
u kno it bb
#657 - dissectedtesticle (02/02/2015) [-]
#117 - Comment deleted 02/02/2015 on Don't miss my party! 0
#187 - i want to violently **** her mouth 02/02/2015 on All these cans, yet they're... +3
#31 - Picture 02/01/2015 on Injustice Feels Among Us 2 +18
#6 - np 02/01/2015 on Weird movie gifs 0
#4 - poughkeepsie tapes  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Weird movie gifs +2
#5 - aliapheese (02/01/2015) [-]
Thanks alot!
#6 - dissectedtesticle (02/01/2015) [-]
np
#7 - filthy ******* pie-stealer 02/01/2015 on ..... 0
#115 - this is good. 01/29/2015 on Blowey Joey 0
#170 - ryangoslingautismintensifies.jpg 01/29/2015 on Sexist 0
#129 - what the **** is this cancer? 01/28/2015 on Repost +1
#107 - i'm so hard right now. 01/28/2015 on New life goal 0
#287952 - RUSSIAN ANTHEM, GO. 01/26/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! 0
#284566 - all systems ready, awaiting your go, sir. 01/26/2015 on PARTY NOW!! JOIN! +1
#118 - ey who are you, senorita?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on thegrapistswife's profile 0
User avatar #120 - thegrapistswife (01/26/2015) [-]
Just me.
#9 - Picture 01/25/2015 on Admin you actually did it 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #25 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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