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dissectedtesticle

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Rome
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Comment Ranking:#6764
Highest Content Rank:#5702
Highest Comment Rank:#564
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Total Comments Made:2090
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#61 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on tfw 0
User avatar #68 - nagafever (02/12/2015) [-]
i dont watch dubbed
#59 - hat n' clogs ******  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on tfw 0
User avatar #60 - nagafever (02/12/2015) [-]
?
User avatar #61 - dissectedtesticle (02/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #68 - nagafever (02/12/2015) [-]
i dont watch dubbed
#62 - Picture 02/12/2015 on A tromBONER +1
#2 - Picture 02/11/2015 on ... +1
#32 - Aghast with the realization, the frustrating realization, that… 02/11/2015 on maxpaynenarration's profile 0
#28 - maxpenetration  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on maxpaynenarration's profile 0
#30 - maxpaynenarration (02/11/2015) [-]
In my pathetic excuse for a life, I realized that everything came down to chance. A chance here to make a difference, a chance there to do good. Sometimes, our chances slipped out of our grasp like they were caked in butter.

dissectedtesticle had missed his chance for a Payneful pun. I got to thinking that Paynetration would have come across better, for whatever reason I had to post it in the first place.
#32 - dissectedtesticle (02/11/2015) [-]
Aghast with the realization, the frustrating realization, that I missed that pun and subsequently seething with a small measure of hatred towards my own and my interlocutor's being, I decide to reply with a half-relevant .gif of a shocked man representing my state of mind. This is not how I feel. I ponder for a brief minute on whether I should or should not point out my building envy-laced anger to maxpaynenarration, but this man, one who drowns his encumbering preoccupations in the bottom of a whisky bottle, would not heed my words.

Laying back into my chair, with all the nerve-wracking Payne clinging on my shoulders seemingly increasing the weight I exert on the seat in my action, I purse my lips around the cigarette, pulling its suddenly heavy and corroding cancerous essence deep into my lungs.

What I've noticed in my short and uneventful life is, however I may squirm or writhe to repair the errors of a near past, I will never be able to erase events that took place. As Horace has written, though, "carpe diem", I remember, as I descend into a nicotine buzz-induced high.
#26 - yer a good man.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on maxpaynenarration's profile 0
#28 - dissectedtesticle (02/10/2015) [-]
maxpenetration
#30 - maxpaynenarration (02/11/2015) [-]
In my pathetic excuse for a life, I realized that everything came down to chance. A chance here to make a difference, a chance there to do good. Sometimes, our chances slipped out of our grasp like they were caked in butter.

dissectedtesticle had missed his chance for a Payneful pun. I got to thinking that Paynetration would have come across better, for whatever reason I had to post it in the first place.
#32 - dissectedtesticle (02/11/2015) [-]
Aghast with the realization, the frustrating realization, that I missed that pun and subsequently seething with a small measure of hatred towards my own and my interlocutor's being, I decide to reply with a half-relevant .gif of a shocked man representing my state of mind. This is not how I feel. I ponder for a brief minute on whether I should or should not point out my building envy-laced anger to maxpaynenarration, but this man, one who drowns his encumbering preoccupations in the bottom of a whisky bottle, would not heed my words.

Laying back into my chair, with all the nerve-wracking Payne clinging on my shoulders seemingly increasing the weight I exert on the seat in my action, I purse my lips around the cigarette, pulling its suddenly heavy and corroding cancerous essence deep into my lungs.

What I've noticed in my short and uneventful life is, however I may squirm or writhe to repair the errors of a near past, I will never be able to erase events that took place. As Horace has written, though, "carpe diem", I remember, as I descend into a nicotine buzz-induced high.
#10 - ...and yer ****** .* 02/10/2015 on Wtf? +1
#1 - no thumb down for you, whore. 02/10/2015 on e4t m lmp dikc lankun purk... -1
#6 - since i live in italy, i can also just ask "hey, can i ha… 02/10/2015 on Original Ways of asking... 0
#1 - be cheeky, drop subtle and not-so-subtle hints for a week, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Original Ways of asking... +2
User avatar #6 - dissectedtesticle (02/10/2015) [-]
since i live in italy, i can also just ask "hey, can i have your number?" in english after a bit of small talk and they tell me it, after which i set up a date.
#23 - "kkkiIIIRYU-CHAAAAN~" 02/10/2015 on Amazing tattoo +1
#67 - SHAAAA, HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2015 on This is how we laugh. +1
#68 - racrox (02/09/2015) [-]
Shurorororo
#72 - squidamon (02/10/2015) [-]
Kuhahahah
#74 - racrox (02/10/2015) [-]
Yahahahahaha
#76 - darrensankari (02/10/2015) [-]
GYA GYAGYAGYAGYA
#77 - racrox (02/11/2015) [-]
Gurararara
#33 - shish  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Prepare to die edition +2
#48 - marioauditore (02/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #42 - elmuriept (02/08/2015) [-]
That still hurts.
#173 - that pokemon camping trip was very popular some time ago. 02/07/2015 on Cringe Comp - WhyDoIDoThis 0
#82 - today 02/07/2015 on 4 years difference +1
#81 - 3 years ago  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on 4 years difference +1
#82 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
today
#30 - the fuhrer drops some sick rhymes 02/07/2015 on Adolf the next Reich feat... 0
#49 - Picture 02/07/2015 on Game of Politics +1
#47 - listen, i'm not explaining **** to a robot fox without …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Game of Politics 0
#48 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
But I have a heart! It's right there.
#57 - gentledragon (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice.
#49 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
#44 - only targaryen  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Game of Politics 0
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Now why ISN'T Palin taking it in the ass?
#47 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
listen, i'm not explaining shit to a robot fox without a heart that's humping a purple line on my fucking screen.
#48 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
But I have a heart! It's right there.
#57 - gentledragon (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice.
#49 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
#41 - guess  [+] (7 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Game of Politics 0
User avatar #43 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Both?
User avatar #44 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
only targaryen
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Now why ISN'T Palin taking it in the ass?
#47 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
listen, i'm not explaining shit to a robot fox without a heart that's humping a purple line on my fucking screen.
#48 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
But I have a heart! It's right there.
#57 - gentledragon (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice.
#49 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
#39 - she will also take it in the ass, that's what  [+] (12 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Game of Politics +9
#46 - dubh (02/07/2015) [-]
You wanna go, motherfucker?! I'll fuck you up.
Though it is true Daenerys has indulged in anal fucking, and took it like a trooper
User avatar #61 - spacehawk (02/07/2015) [-]
I must have missed that part of the story. When exactly does this take place?
User avatar #55 - mrdudeface (02/07/2015) [-]
A pooper trooper
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Daenerys or Palin?
#41 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
guess
User avatar #43 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Both?
User avatar #44 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
only targaryen
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
Now why ISN'T Palin taking it in the ass?
#47 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
listen, i'm not explaining shit to a robot fox without a heart that's humping a purple line on my fucking screen.
#48 - heartlessrobot (02/07/2015) [-]
But I have a heart! It's right there.
#57 - gentledragon (02/07/2015) [-]
Nice.
#49 - dissectedtesticle (02/07/2015) [-]
#76 - go **** yourself. 02/05/2015 on First post stats coming... 0
#48 - Picture 02/05/2015 on Inb4 B& 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #25 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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