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dissectedtesticle

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:3/29/2015
Location:Rome
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Comment Ranking:#2368
Highest Content Rank:#5702
Highest Comment Rank:#564
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Total Comments Made:2059
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latest user's comments

#18 - certain girls enjoy jealousy.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on i see this 0
#21 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
Jealousy is just an indicator that there's no trust in your relationship, nothing more.
User avatar #22 - dissectedtesticle (02/17/2015) [-]
or it's an indicator that you're so much in love with the gal that you can't stand the thought of her being with someone else. don't generalize.
#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2015 on sexy comix xxxxxxxxx +9
User avatar #21 - lazaman (02/17/2015) [-]
yeessssssssssssssss
#39 - dissectedtesticle (02/17/2015) [-]
aw yeeeee
#72 - "holy cow!" 02/16/2015 on 50 Shades of Master Race 0
#556 - rome, italy c'mere gimme a jerk off, ****** . 02/16/2015 on Euro FJers, post your selfie 0
#393 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Tell Admin what music you like 0
#20 - is that david firth 02/15/2015 on The resurrection 0
#211 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Post ur current wallpaper +1
#213 - nobleknight (02/15/2015) [-]
Love that movie
#13 - what a coincidence, lucky  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Happy valentines day, Admin 0
User avatar #65 - luckybastard (02/15/2015) [-]
huehuehuehue, too bad were completely different people
#2009 - paint a portrait of me, tho 02/15/2015 on Mods will draw or be your... +1
#10 - "that ******* air of cliche mystery, who the *… 02/15/2015 on Author's +5
#7 - попали, попАЛИ, СУКИ! 02/15/2015 on Russians +1
#7 - a ******* mecha quetzalcoatl, sheeeeit 02/13/2015 on Old facebook postff 0
#146 - wow, i almost read "tali". 02/13/2015 on MASSU EFFECCTUU part 2 +1
#8 - Picture 02/13/2015 on (untitled) +2
#3 - zangarmarsh! 02/12/2015 on Weird Facts +1
#32 - this is the repost of reposts.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on (untitled) +295
User avatar #104 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (02/13/2015) [-]
Ok is this live action? Or is this animated? I can't even tell anymore...
User avatar #106 - narluga (02/13/2015) [-]
live action
90% sure this is the sauce: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCHhEAeuUws
#13 - out of my own experience: fanny, lovehole, … 02/12/2015 on Soup 0
#15 - Picture 02/12/2015 on Tumblr URLs +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Tumblr URLs +3
#15 - dissectedtesticle (02/12/2015) [-]
#61 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on tfw 0
User avatar #68 - nagafever (02/12/2015) [-]
i dont watch dubbed
#59 - hat n' clogs ******  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on tfw 0
User avatar #60 - nagafever (02/12/2015) [-]
?
User avatar #61 - dissectedtesticle (02/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #68 - nagafever (02/12/2015) [-]
i dont watch dubbed
#62 - Picture 02/12/2015 on A tromBONER +1
#2 - Picture 02/11/2015 on ... +1
#32 - Aghast with the realization, the frustrating realization, that… 02/11/2015 on maxpaynenarration's profile 0
#28 - maxpenetration  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on maxpaynenarration's profile 0
#30 - maxpaynenarration (02/11/2015) [-]
In my pathetic excuse for a life, I realized that everything came down to chance. A chance here to make a difference, a chance there to do good. Sometimes, our chances slipped out of our grasp like they were caked in butter.

dissectedtesticle had missed his chance for a Payneful pun. I got to thinking that Paynetration would have come across better, for whatever reason I had to post it in the first place.
#32 - dissectedtesticle (02/11/2015) [-]
Aghast with the realization, the frustrating realization, that I missed that pun and subsequently seething with a small measure of hatred towards my own and my interlocutor's being, I decide to reply with a half-relevant .gif of a shocked man representing my state of mind. This is not how I feel. I ponder for a brief minute on whether I should or should not point out my building envy-laced anger to maxpaynenarration, but this man, one who drowns his encumbering preoccupations in the bottom of a whisky bottle, would not heed my words.

Laying back into my chair, with all the nerve-wracking Payne clinging on my shoulders seemingly increasing the weight I exert on the seat in my action, I purse my lips around the cigarette, pulling its suddenly heavy and corroding cancerous essence deep into my lungs.

What I've noticed in my short and uneventful life is, however I may squirm or writhe to repair the errors of a near past, I will never be able to erase events that took place. As Horace has written, though, "carpe diem", I remember, as I descend into a nicotine buzz-induced high.
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User avatar #25 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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