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dissectedtesticle

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Rome
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Comment Ranking:#6774
Highest Content Rank:#5702
Highest Comment Rank:#564
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Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
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Level 266 Comments: Pure Win → Level 267 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:22056
Total Comments Made:2090
FJ Points:6785

latest user's comments

#49 - go **** yourself, you absolute cheeki breeki. 03/03/2015 on When someone quits funnyjunk 0
#54 - Picture 03/01/2015 on 10 Signs you're a killer 0
#30 - ayy do me 02/28/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk part 2 0
#1423 - **dissectedtesticle used "*roll cah answer*"** **dissectedt… 02/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#1421 - **dissectedtesticle used "*roll cah question*"** **dissecte…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #1423 - dissectedtesticle (02/27/2015) [-]
**dissectedtesticle used "*roll cah answer*"**
**dissectedtesticle rolls Afa The Wild Samoan.**
#71 - the bottom right one has got it right. 02/26/2015 on ideal girlfriend 0
#199 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Manly Military +2
#53 - goddamn, i wish i could subscribe to your comments.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Come on +4
#56 - maxpaynenarration (02/25/2015) [-]
He wanted the impossible, but I could see the good reasons behind it. I was happy he enjoyed hearing me wail on about how awful my world was. I didn't want good guys like him to make bad turns.
User avatar #58 - catsbats (02/25/2015) [-]
I hit bats with cats and cats with bats.
#59 - maxpaynenarration (02/25/2015) [-]
Like myself, we were all doomed to fill in those monotonous routines with monotonous actions of a monotonous world, torturing ourselves. catsbats seemed to have a preference of hitting bats with cats, against his other ideal of hitting cats with bats. What a mess. You decide to hit a cat with a bat and like a sick joke, that cat could come back and hit you with a bat. I only hoped catsbats hadn't hit the wrong car with a bat, setting off a chain-reaction of cats with bats, angry and smart, to hunt him down, to put an end to batscats, the cat-batter that bats cats with a cat-batted bat.

That would be a catastrophic end for him.
User avatar #60 - catsbats (02/25/2015) [-]
I shat in your bed.
#5 - x gave it to her and never gave it to anyone else 02/24/2015 on When u bad 0
#4 - ruff ryder  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on When u bad +1
User avatar #5 - dissectedtesticle (02/24/2015) [-]
x gave it to her and never gave it to anyone else
#106 - Comment deleted 02/24/2015 on Kids 0
#16 - **dissectedtesticle used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **dissectedtes… 02/22/2015 on Payday Giveaway 0
#74 - ya, that joke just kinda slipped my mind. 02/21/2015 on Formation of a new Island +2
#72 - if you've read the "Call of Cthulhu" by H.P. Lovecra…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Formation of a new Island +1
#73 - ilikepatatas (02/21/2015) [-]
im making a reference to my joke below
sorry if it got too far like to be fun
#74 - dissectedtesticle (02/21/2015) [-]
ya, that joke just kinda slipped my mind.
#55 - black ooze - black substance on the ocean waters!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Formation of a new Island +13
#71 - ilikepatatas (02/21/2015) [-]
more like white
User avatar #72 - dissectedtesticle (02/21/2015) [-]
if you've read the "Call of Cthulhu" by H.P. Lovecraft, ya should remember that. there was somethin' along those lines, anyway.
#73 - ilikepatatas (02/21/2015) [-]
im making a reference to my joke below
sorry if it got too far like to be fun
#74 - dissectedtesticle (02/21/2015) [-]
ya, that joke just kinda slipped my mind.
#441 - are we speakin' in terms of winning the game in one go? becaus… 02/20/2015 on games game 0
#440 - Jacket from Hotline Miami  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2015 on games game 0
User avatar #441 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
are we speakin' in terms of winning the game in one go? because then, i'm mint.
#526 - anymore* 02/20/2015 on Get gay with an FJer 0
#521 - oh, i have in the past, it's just that i come here to look at …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Get gay with an FJer 0
#527 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
I understand. Sorry we could keep your interest!
#888 - downshock (02/20/2015) [-]
hug me :3
#929 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #526 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
anymore*
#504 - do tell, whimsical artistic n' armless stranger.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Get gay with an FJer 0
User avatar #512 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
Theres a tiny red X next to the title where the sticky counter is.

Why don't you interact with us instead?
User avatar #521 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
oh, i have in the past, it's just that i come here to look at funny pictures n' comment on them n' all and the admin's proposals are not that interesting to me.
#527 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
I understand. Sorry we could keep your interest!
#888 - downshock (02/20/2015) [-]
hug me :3
#929 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #526 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
anymore*
#498 - is there a way to turn off stickies?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Get gay with an FJer +1
User avatar #502 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #504 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
do tell, whimsical artistic n' armless stranger.
User avatar #512 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
Theres a tiny red X next to the title where the sticky counter is.

Why don't you interact with us instead?
User avatar #521 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
oh, i have in the past, it's just that i come here to look at funny pictures n' comment on them n' all and the admin's proposals are not that interesting to me.
#527 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
I understand. Sorry we could keep your interest!
#888 - downshock (02/20/2015) [-]
hug me :3
#929 - corporate (02/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #526 - dissectedtesticle (02/20/2015) [-]
anymore*
#11 - if that cut off comment was on purpose, yer a ******* c… 02/19/2015 on blowjob +2
#334 - go for it. 02/19/2015 on Let us draw you !(description) 0
#651 - hotline miami. 02/19/2015 on Recommend Admin a steam... 0
#13 - I'M A WARRIOR 02/19/2015 on Pedohunter +7
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #25 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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