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#15 - i dunno. 08/15/2014 on Punchline in the title 0
#120 - it's like he's looking at my forced frenchy writing. 08/15/2014 on Roll Game: FJ Edition 0
#119 - **dissectedtesticle rolled image ** honhonhon oui oui le dickbutt  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Roll Game: FJ Edition +1
User avatar #120 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
it's like he's looking at my forced frenchy writing.
#9 - "Focker" 08/15/2014 on FMA all eyecatches (torrent... 0
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Punchline in the title +1
User avatar #14 - popnotes (08/15/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #15 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
i dunno.
#22 - why not bubbles? 08/15/2014 on 4chan is full of normal... 0
#25 - you can say "извиняюсь" instead of "м…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on A Nu +1
User avatar #41 - guiguito (08/15/2014) [-]
cyak bjlaat mid or feed
#26 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
Ah ok.
#22 - я сделал это.*  [+] (5 new replies) 08/15/2014 on A Nu +1
User avatar #23 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
Мне очень жаль. Я только учусь России в течение одного года.
User avatar #25 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
you can say "извиняюсь" instead of "мне очень жаль". "я только один год учился русскому языку."
User avatar #41 - guiguito (08/15/2014) [-]
cyak bjlaat mid or feed
#26 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
Ah ok.
User avatar #24 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
русский язык*
#21 - неееееЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕТ! 08/15/2014 on A Nu 0
#19 - опять нажрался, сукин ты сын.  [+] (20 new replies) 08/15/2014 on A Nu +3
User avatar #65 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
От куда ты братан?
User avatar #66 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
из москвы, ты?
User avatar #67 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
Я в канаде живу, а раньше в минске жил
User avatar #68 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
понял))
User avatar #70 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
как ты нашел fj
User avatar #71 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
друг один ссылку кинул
User avatar #73 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
прикольно мне друг сайт показал

а английский ты где учил?
User avatar #76 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
да везде. по интернету большую часть, потом я перешел в интернациональную школу и там только по английскому шарил. ты?
User avatar #81 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
8 лет в канаде помогли

когда я говорю многие канадцы думают я один из них
User avatar #82 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
ну да, у меня тоже акцента сильного нет.
User avatar #86 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
прикольно
User avatar #75 - doctorque (08/15/2014) [-]
тоже*
#20 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
Я сделаю это.
User avatar #22 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
я сделал это.*
User avatar #23 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
Мне очень жаль. Я только учусь России в течение одного года.
User avatar #25 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
you can say "извиняюсь" instead of "мне очень жаль". "я только один год учился русскому языку."
User avatar #41 - guiguito (08/15/2014) [-]
cyak bjlaat mid or feed
#26 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
Ah ok.
User avatar #24 - CaptainKill (08/15/2014) [-]
русский язык*
User avatar #21 - dissectedtesticle (08/15/2014) [-]
неееееЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕТ!
#80 - yes, that is exactly it. thank you. 08/14/2014 on Anon +1
#37 - basically the same answer he provided. i phrased my question wrong. 08/14/2014 on Anon 0
#75 - someone needa rape her. 08/14/2014 on Insignificance comes asking... -3
#26 - guess i can't phrase the question right. nevermind. 08/14/2014 on Anon +1
#24 - like, why are there so many people in the world, each with the…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anon +1
#66 - kingderps (08/14/2014) [-]
I know what you're asking. As far as I can tell, our language does not offer us any way to effectively explain it, or to even logically think about it. It's just outside our comprehension. This gets really deep. The question seems dumb sometimes, but it isn't, and it's probably the cornerstone of all religious thought.

-I see through my eyes, not 7 billion others'.

-I am not special in this regard, I am basically the same as the others.

-I know that my consciousness is an emergent property that comes from my brain.

-If my parents waited even a second before or after conception, I wouldn't exist, someone very much like me would instead. I would not see through their eyes the same way I don't see through anyone else's, I wouldn't see at all eternally, I wouldn't be.

-Why was I born to see through my eyes and be existing and not another being existing as me just like the other 7 billion people, and I not experiencing existence?

-This seeing through my eyes seems uncanny, why am I me? But, I know it's not special, everybody has this perspective. We have to go beyond ego-centric thinking.

-Why is anyone who they are? How is everyone not existing and other people are conscious.

-Somebody had to be, and that somebody is us.

-You see through your eyes, because; eyes. You think with your brain because; brain. And so on, these things physically exist at an objective point in space. You are just an active process that surrounds and forms around them.

-If your brain was somehow moved to another body with another set of eyes, you would see through those eyes.

-You don't even exist as much as you think. Your past self is dead. You only see through your eyes for a moment before a new you takes over.

User avatar #80 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
yes, that is exactly it. thank you.
User avatar #79 - ianchrist (08/14/2014) [-]
I think about this a lot but its hard because its so above our understanding of the world.
The thing about parents waiting to conceive really scares me. it would be like someone else existed in a similar body to yours, but was a different "soul" (for lack of a better word)
#36 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
because we have different individual cells and each cell is different which makes us unique and different from each other

basically we are different combinations of cells and star dust that has been through different situations, our experiences are what define us and what makes us different, nto souls
User avatar #37 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
basically the same answer he provided. i phrased my question wrong.
User avatar #28 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
I think that what I said still applies, there is a lot of variability in nature. If you can think of a better way of phrasing it I'd be glad to hear your question.
#23 - why am i a different individual from you? it's the concept of …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anon +2
User avatar #25 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
Really it just breaks down to causality. You're a different person from me and therefore you will have different perspectives, behavioral tendencies, etc. It's a composition of biological make up as determined by DNA and environmental factors. We're all very unique because we come from unique circumstances (biological factors) and we have different experiences (environmental factors)

Variation in personality, physique, intelligence and all of that can be traced back to physical influences.
User avatar #26 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
guess i can't phrase the question right. nevermind.
User avatar #24 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
like, why are there so many people in the world, each with their own traits, each of them lead their own lives and each of them see through their own eyes. it's hard to explain.
#66 - kingderps (08/14/2014) [-]
I know what you're asking. As far as I can tell, our language does not offer us any way to effectively explain it, or to even logically think about it. It's just outside our comprehension. This gets really deep. The question seems dumb sometimes, but it isn't, and it's probably the cornerstone of all religious thought.

-I see through my eyes, not 7 billion others'.

-I am not special in this regard, I am basically the same as the others.

-I know that my consciousness is an emergent property that comes from my brain.

-If my parents waited even a second before or after conception, I wouldn't exist, someone very much like me would instead. I would not see through their eyes the same way I don't see through anyone else's, I wouldn't see at all eternally, I wouldn't be.

-Why was I born to see through my eyes and be existing and not another being existing as me just like the other 7 billion people, and I not experiencing existence?

-This seeing through my eyes seems uncanny, why am I me? But, I know it's not special, everybody has this perspective. We have to go beyond ego-centric thinking.

-Why is anyone who they are? How is everyone not existing and other people are conscious.

-Somebody had to be, and that somebody is us.

-You see through your eyes, because; eyes. You think with your brain because; brain. And so on, these things physically exist at an objective point in space. You are just an active process that surrounds and forms around them.

-If your brain was somehow moved to another body with another set of eyes, you would see through those eyes.

-You don't even exist as much as you think. Your past self is dead. You only see through your eyes for a moment before a new you takes over.

User avatar #80 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
yes, that is exactly it. thank you.
User avatar #79 - ianchrist (08/14/2014) [-]
I think about this a lot but its hard because its so above our understanding of the world.
The thing about parents waiting to conceive really scares me. it would be like someone else existed in a similar body to yours, but was a different "soul" (for lack of a better word)
#36 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
because we have different individual cells and each cell is different which makes us unique and different from each other

basically we are different combinations of cells and star dust that has been through different situations, our experiences are what define us and what makes us different, nto souls
User avatar #37 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
basically the same answer he provided. i phrased my question wrong.
User avatar #28 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
I think that what I said still applies, there is a lot of variability in nature. If you can think of a better way of phrasing it I'd be glad to hear your question.
#21 - do you have an explanation for why i see through my eyes and y…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Anon +2
#43 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/14/2014) [-]
The one behind your eyes and mine and experiencing being the trees and birds and every living being is the same ONE consciousness. Hence the phrase "we are all one". It's literal. Of course that one that we are creates different experiences for itself. So the evidence of our inseparable union is actually our individuality. Our unique experience.


As a puzzle, each piece being different, is what makes up the whole.
User avatar #22 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
Could you be more specific with your question.
User avatar #29 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
*?
User avatar #23 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
why am i a different individual from you? it's the concept of souls, you know.
User avatar #25 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
Really it just breaks down to causality. You're a different person from me and therefore you will have different perspectives, behavioral tendencies, etc. It's a composition of biological make up as determined by DNA and environmental factors. We're all very unique because we come from unique circumstances (biological factors) and we have different experiences (environmental factors)

Variation in personality, physique, intelligence and all of that can be traced back to physical influences.
User avatar #26 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
guess i can't phrase the question right. nevermind.
User avatar #24 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
like, why are there so many people in the world, each with their own traits, each of them lead their own lives and each of them see through their own eyes. it's hard to explain.
#66 - kingderps (08/14/2014) [-]
I know what you're asking. As far as I can tell, our language does not offer us any way to effectively explain it, or to even logically think about it. It's just outside our comprehension. This gets really deep. The question seems dumb sometimes, but it isn't, and it's probably the cornerstone of all religious thought.

-I see through my eyes, not 7 billion others'.

-I am not special in this regard, I am basically the same as the others.

-I know that my consciousness is an emergent property that comes from my brain.

-If my parents waited even a second before or after conception, I wouldn't exist, someone very much like me would instead. I would not see through their eyes the same way I don't see through anyone else's, I wouldn't see at all eternally, I wouldn't be.

-Why was I born to see through my eyes and be existing and not another being existing as me just like the other 7 billion people, and I not experiencing existence?

-This seeing through my eyes seems uncanny, why am I me? But, I know it's not special, everybody has this perspective. We have to go beyond ego-centric thinking.

-Why is anyone who they are? How is everyone not existing and other people are conscious.

-Somebody had to be, and that somebody is us.

-You see through your eyes, because; eyes. You think with your brain because; brain. And so on, these things physically exist at an objective point in space. You are just an active process that surrounds and forms around them.

-If your brain was somehow moved to another body with another set of eyes, you would see through those eyes.

-You don't even exist as much as you think. Your past self is dead. You only see through your eyes for a moment before a new you takes over.

User avatar #80 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
yes, that is exactly it. thank you.
User avatar #79 - ianchrist (08/14/2014) [-]
I think about this a lot but its hard because its so above our understanding of the world.
The thing about parents waiting to conceive really scares me. it would be like someone else existed in a similar body to yours, but was a different "soul" (for lack of a better word)
#36 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
because we have different individual cells and each cell is different which makes us unique and different from each other

basically we are different combinations of cells and star dust that has been through different situations, our experiences are what define us and what makes us different, nto souls
User avatar #37 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
basically the same answer he provided. i phrased my question wrong.
User avatar #28 - jukuku (08/14/2014) [-]
I think that what I said still applies, there is a lot of variability in nature. If you can think of a better way of phrasing it I'd be glad to hear your question.
#33 - yeah i remade it because i couldnt find it. 08/14/2014 on batman beyond +7
#4 - the new matrix looks promising. keanu reeves really showed off… 08/14/2014 on Sneaky 0
#2 - jokes aside, holy **** , what the **** . 08/14/2014 on Man breathes fire & smoke +1
#3 - with his date, too. 08/14/2014 on Scary elevator prank +11
#2 - not a good idea to scare a bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Scary elevator prank +62
#22 - tezel (08/15/2014) [-]
I like your avatar.
User avatar #3 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
with his date, too.
#2 - don't **** with donald duck.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on Donald duck everyone! +12
#12 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
Donald duck doesn't give a fuck
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on batman beyond +440
#64 - deckbox (08/14/2014) [-]
gettin' real tired of your bullshit McGuiness
User avatar #30 - animalsslamina (08/14/2014) [-]
I made this months ago, and I'm very glad to see it alive and well.
User avatar #31 - animalsslamina (08/14/2014) [-]
before some tard says "proof" or something, here's the content i made it for.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/darkknight/I%20M%20BATMAN/gxtxGtk/


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User avatar #33 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
yeah i remade it because i couldnt find it.
#4 - Picture 08/14/2014 on i am what they call ass... 0

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User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
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You thumbed my content that said

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ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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