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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: Silent Hill (every single one), Ib, .flow, Yume Nikki, Yume 2kki, Diablo I/II/III
Interests: childish, toybox kinda things.
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:8/28/2014
Location:Rome
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Comment Ranking:#694
Highest Content Rank:#7750
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#18 - das gay bro  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on bro.. why +2
User avatar #23 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
not if he says no homo
User avatar #24 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
aint gay if our balls dont touch
#32 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
so technically me banging a ladyboy wasnt gay?
User avatar #33 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
no nigga
#17 - **dissectedtesticle rolled image ** such bro  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on bro.. why +15
User avatar #18 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
das gay bro
User avatar #23 - hypex (08/02/2014) [-]
not if he says no homo
User avatar #24 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
aint gay if our balls dont touch
#32 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
so technically me banging a ladyboy wasnt gay?
User avatar #33 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
no nigga
#55 - unfortunately, nobody cares about you, you unholy *****…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Gay minions from Despicable Me -1
#99 - dvdfaust (08/02/2014) [-]
You're right, it's just a drop in the ocean of one person trying to be kind when there's a lot of unpleasantness, but that doesn't mean I'll stop trying. Hope you're doing well.
#102 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
well, i tried.
User avatar #104 - dvdfaust (08/02/2014) [-]
Problem is, people don't know you were joking. Maybe if you had done the navy seals pasta.
#105 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
the navy seals pasta was too irrelevant in this case and i don't care if people don't realize that i was joking. all i wanted to do was check if you were really feeling altruistic.
#106 - dvdfaust (08/02/2014) [-]
I like the way you think. Who's that dude, and what's he from?
#110 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
Vincent Brooks from "Catherine", a game for PS3/XBOX360.
User avatar #111 - dvdfaust (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah, I've heard of it, one of the ones that's tangentially like Shin Megami Tensei, right?
User avatar #112 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
yes, it is.
User avatar #114 - dvdfaust (08/02/2014) [-]
Nifty stuff. I never managed to stay focused until the end of those games, which is a bit of a shame, honestly, because it seems like the ending is generally the most satisfying part. Which C/Katherine do you go for, anyway?
User avatar #115 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
i go for Catherine, mostly because all the answers to the questions which lead to Catherine are my actual answers.
User avatar #116 - dvdfaust (08/02/2014) [-]
Sounds like the hallmark of a particularly fitting RPG, then, if you can fit into the role well. I wish I still had the patience for that sort of game.
#1510 - ay mofuggah, thought you'd comment  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on Post your selfie friday... 0
User avatar #1513 - decapitation (08/01/2014) [-]
yo dawg
#1498 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Post your selfie friday... +1
User avatar #1883 - xyzlegend (08/02/2014) [-]
you got a great jawline
User avatar #1927 - dissectedtesticle (08/02/2014) [-]
i get complimented on that a lot.
User avatar #1505 - decapitation (08/01/2014) [-]
ya dawg was up bruh
User avatar #1510 - dissectedtesticle (08/01/2014) [-]
ay mofuggah, thought you'd comment
User avatar #1513 - decapitation (08/01/2014) [-]
yo dawg
#28 - John. 08/01/2014 on Name my guitar for me... 0
#6 - my cat plays fetch with a little softball. i throw it and it b… 08/01/2014 on If cats acted like dogs +1
#857 - holy **** it all fits. Dunmer, Thieves Guild, Ass… 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
#855 - **dissectedtesticle rolls 9,347**  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2014 on skyrim roll game 0
User avatar #857 - dissectedtesticle (08/01/2014) [-]
holy shit it all fits. Dunmer, Thieves Guild, Assassin path.
#21 - i'll be needing the source on that first picture. 08/01/2014 on No justice in this world 0
#53 - go to CoC Mareth, train on imps and goblins, beat up minotaurs… 08/01/2014 on Whynaught 0
#42 - i gotta give it to him, that was smooth. 08/01/2014 on Pussy Destroyer +35
#38 - goddamn noob saibot. 08/01/2014 on the niggest 0
#111 - ***** we gotta use the fukkin last boss FIRE DRAG… 08/01/2014 on Blacks 0
#105 - far cry experience 08/01/2014 on Blacks +1
#10 - add some rust, dirt and bulging veins and it will look like so…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Blacks +55
User avatar #95 - ryuggu (08/01/2014) [-]
What's the source of this gif?
User avatar #109 - bouazizforever (08/01/2014) [-]
Near laugh 3
User avatar #105 - dissectedtesticle (08/01/2014) [-]
far cry experience
#83 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
like it doesn't already
#71 - rufflezrgood (08/01/2014) [-]
Pls that thing already looks like a Boomer, just take off the wig.
User avatar #26 - mrdavidamnesia (08/01/2014) [-]
Vaas is fucking awesome...
"I'M PISSING ON HOLLYWOOD!!!!"
#17 - mu...da...mudamudAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Perfect casting +5
#34 - ehzio (08/01/2014) [-]
I do hope you read the manga

Because he says The World to stop time so it would be useless to say muda first
User avatar #65 - isradam (08/01/2014) [-]
He does the mudamuda first, then stops time, then throws knives, then resumes time, then smashes with steamroller.
User avatar #70 - ehzio (08/01/2014) [-]
no...those are 2 different move set.

he can mudamudamuda and then freeze time and throw knives but never end it with a steamroller.


unless we're talking about JJBA AS then this is going in a different direction
User avatar #52 - gamagoriira (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm finding it difficult to read the manga. Its a good manga, but on the sites I've used, the translators did a really shitty job, and I'm too broke to actually buy them, or I would have done that first.
User avatar #71 - ehzio (08/01/2014) [-]
read it at batoto or mangaread. They're the 2 websites I used. Also if you're on Part 4, that's normal because apparently the translator decided to spread his beautiful duwang everywhere
User avatar #43 - sarcasticrunner (08/01/2014) [-]
what if he is dino dio from part 7?
User avatar #48 - ehzio (08/01/2014) [-]
he um....

still says The World before time stops...
User avatar #69 - sarcasticrunner (08/01/2014) [-]
exactly
#18 - morelazors (07/31/2014) [-]
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
#64 - aangbingo (08/01/2014) [-]
That scene in NGNL actually had me in hysterics.
I dropped a tea cup on my floor while laughing and now my 3ds won't charge at all.
User avatar #66 - isradam (08/01/2014) [-]
what about the "MENACING" scene?
#77 - all of the money. 07/31/2014 on What will you do? 0
#68 - 10. good to know. 07/31/2014 on 20 Interesting Facts With... 0
#25 - Picture 07/31/2014 on God Damn It Gary 0
#90 - "Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? It's doi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Museums +5
#91 - darkcorezeronine (07/30/2014) [-]
I see. Well played.
#84 - funny guy, he thought the outcome would change. 07/30/2014 on Museums +5
#82 - funny guy, he thought the outcome would change.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Museums +5
#89 - darkcorezeronine (07/30/2014) [-]
Wait, what just happened?
#90 - dissectedtesticle (07/30/2014) [-]
"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? It's doing the same thing over and over and over and over again expecting shit to change."

quote from Far Cry 3 by Vaas. britishtroll here asked me that question twice, as if he was expecting something to change. i followed up with identical answers. some cuntwagon anon ruined our inside joke by thumbing, though.
#91 - darkcorezeronine (07/30/2014) [-]
I see. Well played.
#20 - that jiggle. 07/30/2014 on Super Dance 0
#24 - **dissectedtesticle rolls 92** Transexual Homosexual 07/30/2014 on Florence +2
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User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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