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Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
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#7 - i see. 12/05/2013 on (untitled) +5
#65 - you are so funny. 12/05/2013 on implying implications 0
#10 - Comment deleted 12/04/2013 on Let's get this over with. 0
#15 - Comment deleted 12/04/2013 on Talent 0
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Talent 0
#14 - mrishouldstudy Comment deleted by dissectedtesticle
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#4 - that's not being lazy, that's called saving time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2013 on It's true +26
#8 - agrofenlas (12/05/2013) [-]
Then you wouldn't have commented.
#750 - well, now i have a reason to wallow.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Magic Conch is Kinda an... +1
#756 - corundumdeath (12/04/2013) [-]
Here's a biscuit, man. You need it more than I do.
User avatar #799 - thegamerslife (12/04/2013) [-]
This biscuit is not big enough. it needs better resolution. also it needs to be a RedLobster biscuit. I would cut myself for a basket of those biscuits, and I've never self mutilated before in my life (tried once. never even got close... passed out)... yeah, I'd do it for those biscuits though...
#812 - corundumdeath (12/04/2013) [-]
Resolution doesn't mean anything. It was a delicious biscuit, that's all that matters. I've never had Red Lobster biscuits, I feel left out now.
User avatar #813 - thegamerslife (12/04/2013) [-]
You should... they are heavily...once when I was younger and got taken out to Red Lobster (rare. we were not to well off, but not poor...) I told the lady I would like a plate of bicuits.
Gma said that wasn't an option and I needed to pick "real food".
Me: "that is real food, and it would be really good"
gma: He'll have a steak, medium rare w/ mozzarella sticks on the side.... and could be get another basket of biscuits please?"
Me( internally ): "...no one made you dictator of what "real food" is"
Lawl.



BTW: biscuits there are complimentary and cost nothing... she wrapped what was left up every time and brought them home.
#848 - corundumdeath (12/04/2013) [-]
Beautiful.
#749 - **dissectedtesticle rolls 1** does my life suck?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Magic Conch is Kinda an... +2
#750 - dissectedtesticle (12/04/2013) [-]
well, now i have a reason to wallow.
#756 - corundumdeath (12/04/2013) [-]
Here's a biscuit, man. You need it more than I do.
User avatar #799 - thegamerslife (12/04/2013) [-]
This biscuit is not big enough. it needs better resolution. also it needs to be a RedLobster biscuit. I would cut myself for a basket of those biscuits, and I've never self mutilated before in my life (tried once. never even got close... passed out)... yeah, I'd do it for those biscuits though...
#812 - corundumdeath (12/04/2013) [-]
Resolution doesn't mean anything. It was a delicious biscuit, that's all that matters. I've never had Red Lobster biscuits, I feel left out now.
User avatar #813 - thegamerslife (12/04/2013) [-]
You should... they are heavily...once when I was younger and got taken out to Red Lobster (rare. we were not to well off, but not poor...) I told the lady I would like a plate of bicuits.
Gma said that wasn't an option and I needed to pick "real food".
Me: "that is real food, and it would be really good"
gma: He'll have a steak, medium rare w/ mozzarella sticks on the side.... and could be get another basket of biscuits please?"
Me( internally ): "...no one made you dictator of what "real food" is"
Lawl.



BTW: biscuits there are complimentary and cost nothing... she wrapped what was left up every time and brought them home.
#848 - corundumdeath (12/04/2013) [-]
Beautiful.
#5 - just because. 12/03/2013 on FrankWolf died. 0
#3 - i definitely commented on his official page. i even remember t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on FrankWolf died. 0
#4 - strangepanda (12/03/2013) [-]
I daresay it isn't. There were some losses around him, I believe, combined with anemia and possibly insomnia. Basically he became more and more sick. I think that htat is that drove him to it. Not at all sure though, just some speculation.

So why did you..?
#5 - dissectedtesticle (12/03/2013) [-]
just because.
#1 - that's rich. i remember commenting on one of his photos, telli…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2013 on FrankWolf died. 0
#2 - strangepanda (12/03/2013) [-]
The Gazette clearly states it's Francis Lapointe though >_< There are way too many people impersonating him, sadly. When I was looking up his account a while ago I spotted at least ten people using his pictures and claiming to be him.


Just wondering though, why'd you tell this person to kill himself.
#3 - dissectedtesticle (12/03/2013) [-]
i definitely commented on his official page. i even remember the photo. it had him with a black wig and red eyes.
i'm hoping it was my comment that spurred him to commit suicide, although i'm pretty sure it's nothing so trivial.
#4 - strangepanda (12/03/2013) [-]
I daresay it isn't. There were some losses around him, I believe, combined with anemia and possibly insomnia. Basically he became more and more sick. I think that htat is that drove him to it. Not at all sure though, just some speculation.

So why did you..?
#5 - dissectedtesticle (12/03/2013) [-]
just because.
#2 - de alligator got swag  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on opposite rea 0
User avatar #8 - Alchemyst (12/04/2013) [-]
He drives a Chevrolet movie theater.
#42 - **** ****** . gently. 12/03/2013 on Niggers be niggering 0
#15 - teleportation. 12/03/2013 on pick one 0
#29 - 5 hits; the beard one is seriously ******* stupid…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on be honest 0
User avatar #31 - parakeetman (12/03/2013) [-]
i agree with that, or at least it should be clean or neatly shaven. also i think the long hair one is bogus.
#1 - reel Keven mal Egg!' light bulb wat.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on That's So Raven +3
#2 - xanderpetty (12/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a Daedric prince
User avatar #12 - mrgreatnamess (12/04/2013) [-]
Molag Bal?
#9 - thewisedane (12/04/2013) [-]
Daedric Prince of bad sitcoms and birds.
#2 - this one for me.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Do want 0
User avatar #21 - feelythefeel (12/04/2013) [-]
Pokemon Black and White: Team Plasma Grunt Theme (EXTENDED) Speaking of that gen, this. Whenever I play Pokemon Showdown, I mute that shit and play this. It isn't awesome or anything, it just never gets old.
#29 - name's Apeiron. 12/03/2013 on Witty Title 0
#32 - point. ^ 12/03/2013 on I need, you need! +5
#13 - Picture 12/03/2013 on A legend in the making +4
#30 - i found a new ****** . 12/02/2013 on nope 0
#7 - Picture 12/02/2013 on Best love story ever. 0
#133 - Picture 12/02/2013 on Wall Sockets 0
#13 - technically you are doing something for the world, world as in… 12/01/2013 on Deep 0
#35 - i swear, this **** is getting whacker by the minute.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on Jingle all the way to hell +1
#36 - joshlol (12/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - stormietheraver ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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