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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: Silent Hill (every single one), Ib, .flow, Yume Nikki, Yume 2kki, Diablo I/II/III
Date Signed Up:5/13/2013
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Rome
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5834
Comment Ranking:#632
Highest Content Rank:#5702
Highest Comment Rank:#564
Content Thumbs: 128 total,  172 ,  44
Comment Thumbs: 6812 total,  7633 ,  821
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:21884
Times Content Favorited:9 times
Total Comments Made:1819
FJ Points:5915
Favorite Tags: Dicks (2)

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#9 - it's ok, my hateful compadre, we all feel this way. 08/30/2014 on My Grandpa +1
#89 - tru dat 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet +3
#77 - for being something depressive, it's getting a ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet +15
User avatar #87 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
funnyjunk loves it deep. even if it really isn't
User avatar #123 - commontroll (08/30/2014) [-]
It's like when a chick think's your eight inches, but she's actually just bad with mentally measuring things and you're really 4 inches.
User avatar #215 - sprangzor (08/31/2014) [-]
I'd say that's the story of my life, but I've never been mistaken for 8 inches before.
User avatar #89 - dissectedtesticle (08/30/2014) [-]
tru dat
#62 - that **** is the mad notes. written by God himsel…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/30/2014 on and this is why you're out... 0
#64 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
agreed also im having a hard time trying to figure out what gun that is, m1 garand, m14, maybe an enfield? but id say its an m1 garand
User avatar #84 - katothepotato (08/30/2014) [-]
The character served in the Korean War so most likely an M1 Garand.
#86 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah probs
pic relate is the m1941 johnson, which almost replaced the m1 garand was it not a absolute bitch to disassemble
User avatar #87 - katothepotato (08/30/2014) [-]
Nice It looks like a bitch to disassemble.
User avatar #89 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
It is Johnson M1941 rifle
#5 - Lucifer (The Bringer of Light, The Morningstar) would…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Satan 0
User avatar #6 - unlithe (08/30/2014) [-]
i'm just saying that pic looks a lot like george clooney
george clooney = satan confirmed
#29 - get the **** out of this life.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2014 on and this is why you're out... +1
User avatar #61 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
gran torino was a pretty good movie
User avatar #62 - dissectedtesticle (08/30/2014) [-]
that shit is the mad notes. written by God himself and sent down to the best actor in the world - motherfucking Clint Eastwood.
#64 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
agreed also im having a hard time trying to figure out what gun that is, m1 garand, m14, maybe an enfield? but id say its an m1 garand
User avatar #84 - katothepotato (08/30/2014) [-]
The character served in the Korean War so most likely an M1 Garand.
#86 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
yeah probs
pic relate is the m1941 johnson, which almost replaced the m1 garand was it not a absolute bitch to disassemble
User avatar #87 - katothepotato (08/30/2014) [-]
Nice It looks like a bitch to disassemble.
User avatar #89 - wumbido (08/30/2014) [-]
It is Johnson M1941 rifle
#20 - "why smoke if it kills you?" because it kills me.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Best anti-smoking ad yet +276
User avatar #113 - ieatbengay (08/30/2014) [-]
#102 - nigeltheoutlaw (08/30/2014) [-]
Note the cigarettes at the end.
#77 - dissectedtesticle (08/30/2014) [-]
for being something depressive, it's getting a shitton of thumbs. i don't get you people.
User avatar #87 - ompalomper (08/30/2014) [-]
funnyjunk loves it deep. even if it really isn't
User avatar #123 - commontroll (08/30/2014) [-]
It's like when a chick think's your eight inches, but she's actually just bad with mentally measuring things and you're really 4 inches.
User avatar #215 - sprangzor (08/31/2014) [-]
I'd say that's the story of my life, but I've never been mistaken for 8 inches before.
User avatar #89 - dissectedtesticle (08/30/2014) [-]
tru dat
#40 - frostbeard (08/30/2014) [-]
#27 - noonelikesdan (08/30/2014) [-]
^this
#67 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Tumblr Logic Compilation +1
#43 - that last blonde one looks like goatse.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Bizarre Hair 0
User avatar #53 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
She's meant to be a crazy music vampire, from one of Kyary Pamu Pamu's music videos.
#15 - gee boss i dunno, they're pretty funny 08/30/2014 on Jagermeister 0
#73 - hey, sasuke. shut the **** up. 08/30/2014 on Pokémon +2
#48 - irritating fad. irritating character.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on #Headshot -4
#57 - viviannjames (08/29/2014) [-]
#47 - Comment deleted 08/29/2014 on #Headshot 0
#44 - thank ******* god.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on #Headshot 0
#47 - dissectedtesticle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #45 - viviannjames (08/29/2014) [-]
Wait why?
User avatar #48 - dissectedtesticle (08/29/2014) [-]
irritating fad. irritating character.
#57 - viviannjames (08/29/2014) [-]
#126 - thank mr skeltal 08/29/2014 on 3spooky7me 0
#52 - *********************************** .mon 08/29/2014 on Digimon 0
#7 - Picture 08/29/2014 on the face of regret +2
#1 - i loved pullilng my teeth out by myself. that ripping sound pl…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/29/2014 on the face of regret +4
#6 - cutter (08/29/2014) [-]
my favorite part was when you could fit your tongue under the tooth and move it around.
#7 - dissectedtesticle (08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - nikolaier (08/29/2014) [-]
i rotated the teeth till they popped out
#2 - kweel (08/29/2014) [-]
whenever they started to slightly move I just ripped them out. Was awesome
#8 - feffog (08/29/2014) [-]
one day in highschool i gained the nurses respect by going in and ripping 5 teeth out of my head, the ripping sound was like something out of a snuff film, she had to leave and asked if i was alright or just on drugs because there was blood everywhere and i wasnt panicking, then the nurses assistant walked in to see a middleschooler standing over a sink, blood pouring of his face, surrounded by teeth,
his face when
User avatar #9 - thedecodedgamer (08/29/2014) [-]
I remember my days as a middlerschooler in highschool
User avatar #10 - feffog (08/29/2014) [-]
soo awkward right?
User avatar #12 - thedecodedgamer (08/29/2014) [-]
I was like why is there a locker full of Mayo?

then they all exploded into fish.
#13 - feffog (08/29/2014) [-]
#14 - thedecodedgamer (08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - feffog (08/29/2014) [-]
totes srs
#76 - i live in rome. 08/29/2014 on Here you are! +1
#54 - yes, thank you. finally someone told that cunt. 08/29/2014 on Watamote, basically +1
#43 - show you guts cool say what  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Welcome to Japan +1
#45 - anangrytaco (08/28/2014) [-]
#28 - that waifu is not necessarily a waifu. 08/27/2014 on Saint valentines day 0
#59 - minions: average/colossal, undead/humanoid (humans) mo… 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
#58 - necrotic giant undead vitality prowess physica…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on post your land below 0
#59 - dissectedtesticle (08/27/2014) [-]
minions:
average/colossal, undead/humanoid (humans)
mooks:
50 guards
75 soldiers
50 scouts
elites:
20 warriors
10 sorcerers
10 battlemages
lieutenants:
Champion
Archmage
Witch
minion perks:
Sustenance (undead, duh)
Appearance (2spooky)

realm perks:
Expansion
yet Unknown

Complications:
Malevolent
Rival
#12 - **** i'm so hungry 08/27/2014 on update: it was delicious 0
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User avatar #26 to #25 - dissectedtesticle (06/25/2014) [-]
a lot of hostility from mussolini
User avatar #27 to #26 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content that said

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"
User avatar #23 - stormietheraver ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
ello, just a friendly FJ t-girl passing by to say hi ^_^
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