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#2514687 - Japan doesn't know how to puberty. 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2514633 - Ichigo Kurosaki of Bleach is 15 years old. I'm afraid…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2514659 - harryboom (12/24/2012) [-]
KONATA IS 18
#2514644 - leonhardt (12/24/2012) [-]
Japan Fun fact: Anime don't real.
User avatar #2514687 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
Japan doesn't know how to puberty.
#2514219 - That's a lot of dicks for one Cubone. 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2513542 - Even Scootaloo got an episode to herself before Rarity. 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +2
#2513527 - Really wish I could post some pictures or something. … 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +12
#2513203 - Good morning and Merry Christmas (Eve).  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2513269 - therealdoctor (12/24/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas Eve to you too.
#2505293 - Well I'm going to bed. Shower me with thumbs kthxbai  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +4
User avatar #2505299 - misato (12/24/2012) [-]
Night
#2505279 - Well I have a tweed jacket and bowtie, though I doubt the pare… 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2505250 - Nope. Just misreading things. 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2505215 - I am very sorry for my retardation. I read the first …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
User avatar #2505228 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh, no, it's fine, I thought you were trying to start a joke or something.

User avatar #2505250 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
Nope. Just misreading things.
#2505198 - Are you talking about lightingeagle?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
User avatar #2505205 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
No, my boyfriend isn't on the thread....

I've never even heard of lightingeagle
#3362 - Good news: I'm not banned on this account or zerum anymore. … 12/24/2012 on joshuaww's profile 0
#2505124 - I've never heard him talking about you before. . .  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
User avatar #2505176 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
Wat
User avatar #2505215 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
I am very sorry for my retardation.

I read the first line as "Is it weird that your boyfriend has hinted at getting married to me several times?"

Again, deeply sorry. Don't want you to think he's cheating on you or something.
User avatar #2505228 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh, no, it's fine, I thought you were trying to start a joke or something.

User avatar #2505250 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
Nope. Just misreading things.
#2505198 - discordwhooves has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2505205 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
No, my boyfriend isn't on the thread....

I've never even heard of lightingeagle
#2505099 - Too much realism in my Minecraft. 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2505091 - So apparently my boyfriend's OC and my OC are getting married.…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +5
#2505130 - N. Korean citizen (12/24/2012) [-]
And my OC will be the best man.
User avatar #2505113 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
Is it weird that my boyfriend has hinted at getting married to me several times?

He wouldn't actually do that for a while, but he has hinted that he wants to

I don't find it weird, and would personally be quite happy with marrying him at this point, but sometimes I wonder if other people would if they overheard us

Sorry, that didn't have much to do with your post
User avatar #2505124 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
I've never heard him talking about you before. . .
User avatar #2505176 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
Wat
User avatar #2505215 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
I am very sorry for my retardation.

I read the first line as "Is it weird that your boyfriend has hinted at getting married to me several times?"

Again, deeply sorry. Don't want you to think he's cheating on you or something.
User avatar #2505228 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
Oh, no, it's fine, I thought you were trying to start a joke or something.

User avatar #2505250 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
Nope. Just misreading things.
#2505198 - discordwhooves has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2505205 - pottslande (12/24/2012) [-]
No, my boyfriend isn't on the thread....

I've never even heard of lightingeagle
#2505034 - MY FAMILY LOVES EATING THUMBS 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +2
#2505013 - Yes, but only one on each comment.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +3
User avatar #2505024 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2012) [-]
KEEP COMMENTING AND YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH THUMBS TO FEED A FAMILY
User avatar #2505034 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
MY FAMILY LOVES EATING THUMBS
#2504979 - ALL ONE OF THEM!?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +8
User avatar #2504984 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2012) [-]
I can give you up to 40 in one day
User avatar #2505013 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
Yes, but only one on each comment.
User avatar #2505024 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2012) [-]
KEEP COMMENTING AND YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH THUMBS TO FEED A FAMILY
User avatar #2505034 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
MY FAMILY LOVES EATING THUMBS
#2504946 - So I'm not banned anymore. But now I can't post pict…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +15
User avatar #2505005 - lametitan (12/24/2012) [-]
time for thumbs
#2504974 - N. Korean citizen (12/24/2012) [-]
such is life

enjoy some thumbs to get you back where you were
User avatar #2504960 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2012) [-]
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY THUMBS
User avatar #2504979 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
ALL ONE OF THEM!?
User avatar #2504984 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2012) [-]
I can give you up to 40 in one day
User avatar #2505013 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
Yes, but only one on each comment.
User avatar #2505024 - seniorawesomesauce (12/24/2012) [-]
KEEP COMMENTING AND YOU'LL HAVE ENOUGH THUMBS TO FEED A FAMILY
User avatar #2505034 - discordwhooves (12/24/2012) [-]
MY FAMILY LOVES EATING THUMBS
#9 - Damn...you're right. Well...my mistake. 12/03/2012 on Yer a robot +1
#7 - That's not a paradox. That's only part of a paradox. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Yer a robot +1
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#1412 - lightingeagle (05/06/2013) [-]
Right. You don't know what I look like.
#1411 - lightingeagle (04/29/2013) [-]
I request sexual intercourse.
I request sexual intercourse.
#1410 - lightingeagle (04/23/2013) [-]
Steam may, or may not of just committed Seppaku right now.
Steam may, or may not of just committed Seppaku right now.
#1395 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
You know, I realized that I almost teared up at the dinner. I was at the fire pit, alone with two seniors, and they asked about my life and all, like, what makes me tick, and I realized that the guy who acts dickish only is that way because of the way others are to him, and I think he doesn't mind me. Fish is an okay guy, actually. I don't blame him for who he is at all, because that's who I am gonna be, or will be like, I think.   
   
The girl I was with, Hannah, asked if I had pets, and I had to explain how the two I like are dead, or with my real dad, and how if my personal feelings toward my current house don't hold up, that I'd be leaving for good. Both Fish and her said that they are there for me, and then we all just went with our respective groups. I'm really gonna miss crew. It's really the only thing that keeps me going aside from you.
You know, I realized that I almost teared up at the dinner. I was at the fire pit, alone with two seniors, and they asked about my life and all, like, what makes me tick, and I realized that the guy who acts dickish only is that way because of the way others are to him, and I think he doesn't mind me. Fish is an okay guy, actually. I don't blame him for who he is at all, because that's who I am gonna be, or will be like, I think.

The girl I was with, Hannah, asked if I had pets, and I had to explain how the two I like are dead, or with my real dad, and how if my personal feelings toward my current house don't hold up, that I'd be leaving for good. Both Fish and her said that they are there for me, and then we all just went with our respective groups. I'm really gonna miss crew. It's really the only thing that keeps me going aside from you.
#1396 to #1395 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
Well....that's certainly a thing.

I didn't know crew was ending.
#1397 to #1396 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
Good chance I'll be with my Dad soon. If I do, no crew.   
Or friends.   
Or a place I'd like to call home.   
   
I just feel like I'm waging a war against myself, and no matter what I do, I lose in the end. I guess we all do.
Good chance I'll be with my Dad soon. If I do, no crew.
Or friends.
Or a place I'd like to call home.

I just feel like I'm waging a war against myself, and no matter what I do, I lose in the end. I guess we all do.
#1398 to #1397 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh...right...well, you can either be with your dad an escape your submissive mom who just follows what your step-dad says.

Or, you can go be with your dad to escape that, but at the same time losing that stuff.

I think it'd be better to stay with your mom and step-dad. Put up with them so you can keep seeing the people you want to and doing the things you want to.
#1399 to #1398 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
I think that's what I'm gonna do. Now I get to tell my dad that, in essence, he's not good enough for me to live with him.

Fanfuckingtastic.
#1400 to #1399 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
But that's not true. It's just that you have too many other things that you have there that you want to keep.

It's not at all that he's "not good enough".
#1401 to #1400 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
i'll be living with him two months of this summer. I've withheld this information from my mother and step dad. After summer, they have that month to see what I do. It's a "Two way street", and that I understand, but I can only walk so far until I get tired.
#1402 to #1401 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
Whatever decision you make I'm sure it's the right one, Bunny.
#1403 to #1402 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
Either way, it's something I live with.

Ever just want to curl up and cry in defeat? Yeah, I do too. I get to finally settle in a place and make friends, and like that I go. Not even two years. Gone.

The thing is, I told them I'm moving. Not with my dad. I said I'd be close. If I don't go with my father, then I will tell them that they'll rarely see me, if at all. I don't want to loose those two, those brothers, but it seems like I have to.

Life goes on, I guess. And if it doesn't go on, it's not living anymore.
#1404 to #1403 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
If you feel you should stay, then stay.

Stop being so melodramatic about it. Why haven't you told your mom about staying with your dad?

Are you afraid she won't let you go, or that she'll make a huge deal out of it? Believe me, she'll make a bigger deal out of it when you don't tell her until the day you're going to go with him.
#1405 to #1404 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
I'm trying to wallow in my self inflicted depression. Let me do that, damn it.
#1406 to #1405 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
You certainly don't let me wallow in depression, so I won't let you.
#1407 to #1406 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
Why haven't I? Because I'll get in trouble. If I get in trouble for evening seeing my father, how much do I get in for living with him for 2~ months?

My stepdad will probably try to talk sense into me, too. Then he'll say something, and I will do something. I'll assure you that. Because I won't let him insult my dad, and then give him the conception that he's my father. Because he's not. He's no dad. A father raises his kids, not leaves as much as he can with the mother, and hope she does it.
#1408 to #1407 - discordwhooves (04/14/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but your mother sounds like an idiot. Getting in trouble just for wanting to see your dad? It's not like he's a mass murderer or something.

I already know your step-shitter is an idiot, but your mom is really that bad too?
#1409 to #1408 - lightingeagle (04/14/2013) [-]
No. It's my step dad projected through her as a medium. She may hate my dad. She has her reasons, and my Father certantly has his. My mom also probably hates it, because I "am not myself", because I'm not. I can't be in this house. I'm all energetic and happy, because someone else takes me over, or because I need to hide what I feel, yest my stepdad and I try to have a heart to heart, and fail, like usual. It's pointless, really.

My Dad has a juvenile record, and has not told me what it is, aside from the fact that he has one under his belt. I believe his "rap sheet" is two pages.
#1368 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Hi~
We talked on xbox
#1389 to #1368 - discordwhooves (04/04/2013) [-]
If it means anything, I really do think you're a wonderful person, and any gods who think otherwise don't deserve that title.
#1390 to #1389 - frossy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
**frossy gives you a gentle hug** you're a kind man
#1391 to #1390 - discordwhooves (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah...remember that transgender thing?
#1392 to #1391 - frossy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
So I should call you a woman?
#1393 to #1392 - discordwhooves (04/04/2013) [-]
I'd prefer that, yes.

Or you could just call me Morgan, since I know your name.
#1394 to #1393 - frossy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Yes, ma'am.
#1369 to #1368 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh, I know.

Ben mentioned you before I actually got on.

Hello.
#1370 to #1369 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
You are both so sweet! I'm so glad you two have each other.
#1371 to #1370 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'm really lucky to have met him.

I'm not the happiest person, but he's certainly helping.
#1372 to #1371 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Octavia does the same for me. I'm so so lucky to have him. He's taken care of me for longer than I deserve, so I'm trying to change.
Please be happy. Happiness is so important...I'm trying as hard as I can.
#1373 to #1372 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
Hate to say it, but it's sort of hard to be happy when you hate the body you're in.
#1374 to #1373 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Trust me, I know...
I hate my body. I have stretch marks since I've been pregnant twice (because I was raped), and I'm chubby. I have an eating disorder and scars from where I've shredded my hips and arms...I know how it feels, I really do.
#1375 to #1374 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm...a little different. It's not just that I dislike my physical appearance, trust me, I do.

But...I'm also transgender. Basically, I was born a male, but I don't want to be a male.

So...yeah.
#1376 to #1375 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, my dear, all I can say is that you are an amazing and beautiful person and you have my magic over you now. I'm not a strong witch, but I am close to faeries....so you'll have the best of luck from now on as long as I can help it.
#1377 to #1376 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
Oh, when you get to know me, you'll see that I'm really not that good of a person.

That's nice of you to say, though.
#1378 to #1377 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Everyone is a good person in my eyes. Everyone but me.
#1379 to #1378 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
I don't agree with either of the things you just said.

There are plenty of awful people in the world, but you certainly aren't one of them.
#1380 to #1379 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
I see everyone as essentially good...everyone but me.
#1381 to #1380 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
Why do you think that?
#1382 to #1381 - frossy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
If so many terrible things keep happening to me, I must be bad.
#1383 to #1382 - discordwhooves (04/03/2013) [-]
Isn't the saying "bad things happen to good people"?
#1384 to #1383 - frossy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I just feel like the gods are mad at me.
#1385 to #1384 - discordwhooves (04/04/2013) [-]
I don't see how anyone could be mad at you, though.
#1386 to #1385 - frossy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Many people are mad at me.
#1387 to #1386 - discordwhooves (04/04/2013) [-]
Well those people are silly.
#1388 to #1387 - frossy ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
I guess.
#1335 - cjseige ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Hello my dear.
#1334 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Salute mi amore...
#1359 to #1358 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I feel bad from you know...
#1360 to #1359 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh, don't. We talk every day, so it's not like I never see him or anything.

It'll only be a year before I move out to him for college and we can actually be together.
#1361 to #1360 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh! well that's good... I do have to ask, why did you choose a rule 63 Discord Whoves?
#1362 to #1361 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
Well, my regular Discord Whooves is much larger, but I feel R63 Whooves fits me better because I'm transgender.

I'm biologically male right now, but I don't particularly want to be.
#1363 to #1362 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
And why is that?
#1364 to #1363 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
I just...don't feel comfortable in my body. I've always been jealous of girls too.

I've also really liked the idea of R63.
#1365 to #1364 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I share your jealousy, although I do not know why I'm jelly... Also Rule 63 is really interesting to see...
#1366 to #1365 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
I usually prefer R63 versions to the originals. Don't know why, really.

I think I'll be going to bed now. It's late.
#1367 to #1366 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Goodnight and sweet dreams, and may our paths cross again...
Goodnight and sweet dreams, and may our paths cross again...
User avatar #1336 to #1334 - discordwhooves (03/24/2013) [-]
Hello. Sorry, I was on my other account.
#1338 to #1336 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Perfectly fine.
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
And then I also got sidetracked for an hour.
#1340 to #1339 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
Is there something I can do for you?
#1342 to #1341 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
One of your associates told me about you.
#1343 to #1342 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
That would be Ben, wouldn't it?

Though, you'd know him as Lightingeagle.
#1344 to #1343 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
He has many names, I know of most of them, bet yes, you are correct.
#1345 to #1344 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
You're wrong there. He has one name.

He just has other people in his head.
#1346 to #1345 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Well you know what I mean...
#1347 to #1346 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
I do.

So...just stopping by?
#1349 to #1347 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Yes kinda, I did wan't to get to know you a little more...
#1350 to #1349 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
Well, what do you want to know?
#1351 to #1350 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Who you are, and, why you keep blushing..
#1352 to #1351 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
For starter's, I'm Morgan.

As for the blushing, I don't have many reaction images of Female Discord Whooves not blushing.
#1353 to #1352 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Morgan.... So, whats your affiliation with Ben?

Completely understandable...
#1354 to #1353 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm a little surprised he hasn't told you. I'm his girlfriend.
#1355 to #1354 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
R-Really?!...
#1356 to #1355 - discordwhooves (03/25/2013) [-]
Really. Only over the internet as of right now, though.

We live a few states away from each other.
#1357 to #1356 - imanassassin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Oh really?..
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User avatar #1333 - lightingeagle (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm at my Fathers', if you hadn't noticed already.

Chances are I'll be on Xbox.
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#1330 - lightingeagle (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh my God!
Novae look at her butt!
It is so big!
She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
#1307 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
A changeling was sent your way by an eagle of lightning.
#1328 to #1307 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
It's all a bit fuzzy, really.

The Doctor has used his energy just to heal and not regenerate a few times now.

I don't even know.
#1329 to #1328 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
I know he can't just regenerate himself unless he redirects the energy before he changes.
#1311 to #1310 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
Since I have a new pony to turn into now, Wonderful!!! you?
#1314 to #1313 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, have fun trying to change into me.

You'd be nothing more than a half-assed copy.
#1315 to #1314 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
Half A**ed copy who could do magic!!!!
#1316 to #1315 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
Magic. Pfft.

I'm a Time Lord. I don't need magic.
#1317 to #1316 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
...well...I have robot legs!!!!
#1318 to #1317 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
I have a TARDIS that let's me travel anywhere at any time.
#1319 to #1318 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
I have fingers.
#1321 to #1320 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
You're a pony though.
#1322 to #1321 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm a Time Lord. I can do what I want.
#1323 to #1322 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
I can regenerate missing limbs without almost dying.
#1324 to #1323 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
I can regenerate whenever the hell I want. I don't need to almost die to do it.
#1325 to #1324 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
Really I don't remember that in the show, did I miss an episode?
#1326 to #1325 - discordwhooves (03/01/2013) [-]
It hasn't happened in the show, but they can regenerate when they want.

Or use their regenerations for other purposes, like when River cured the Doctor of the poison lipstick, and when he fixed her broken wrist.
#1327 to #1326 - darkjustifier (03/01/2013) [-]
I thought that used up the energy which is why river can't regenerate anymore.
#1303 - lightingeagle (02/28/2013) [-]
So. . . I'm now in a state of I don't even know.

I think that all the six "Friends" and "Protectors" I have are all. . . I have no fucking clue, actually. So, I'm probably gonna change rapidly.

Enjoy, Lovey.
#1304 to #1303 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up.
#1302 - hangingtree ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Ben told me to ask you.
How did he wake up his little sister?
#1305 to #1302 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
He was anally masturbating, moaned, and his sister woke up yelling "MONSTER! MONSTER!".
#1306 to #1305 - hangingtree ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
User avatar #1272 - wolfenbanes (02/27/2013) [-]
Hai der :3
#1293 to #1272 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
Not really, no...
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Wait, where do you live?
#1295 to #1294 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
Southern Wisconsin.

Most of the people I talk to live in New England.

So not really close at all.
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh wow... I live all the way in PA.

For whatever reason I thought you were near there.
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh, no crying! Please? D:
#1299 to #1298 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm not actually crying. Just...yeah...

It's not a good feeling being so far away from the only people who seem to genuinely care for me.
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
I know... but they're still there :3
#1301 to #1300 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it'd be better if they were physically here...

I still think that's a little selfish, though...
User avatar #1331 to #1301 - wolfenbanes (03/04/2013) [-]
Aww, no it's not. A good relationship has a balance, one that usually requires a degree of intimacy, mostly physical.
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - wolfenbanes (02/27/2013) [-]
Why so shocked?
#1275 to #1274 - discordwhooves (02/27/2013) [-]
Not shocked

That's just, like, my most used picture from my folder.
User avatar #1276 to #1275 - wolfenbanes (02/27/2013) [-]
...Is really cute. You're too cute.
#1277 to #1276 - discordwhooves (02/27/2013) [-]
Thanks, but it's not like I AM my mascot.
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
You can be cute emotionally and personality-wise. :3
#1279 to #1278 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
I don't see it, honestly.
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Well, it'd be kinda odd to be attracted to yourself. Most people don't see the best of themselves.
#1281 to #1280 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
I absolutely hate myself.
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
...But wai!? D:
#1283 to #1282 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
My theory is that years of being bullied and called pathetic and lazy finally sank in and made me believe it myself.
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
...So you need to be convinced otherwise?
#1285 to #1284 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
Mhm. Ben is working on that.
User avatar #1286 to #1285 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Ben? Is he helping? :3
#1287 to #1286 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
I think he is. Little by little.
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Glad to hear it Discy :3
#1289 to #1288 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
It's....gonna take a while to undo 15 years of self-hate, though.
User avatar #1290 to #1289 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Of course, but you have someone that cares :3
#1291 to #1290 - discordwhooves (02/28/2013) [-]
I do. I have quite a few people that do.

It's a shame they're mostly on the internet, though.

Well...they're all on the internet.
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - wolfenbanes (02/28/2013) [-]
Well, do you live near any?
User avatar #1271 - lightingeagle (02/24/2013) [-]
My phone is kil.
#1270 - lightingeagle (02/24/2013) [-]
Being L is fun. Difficult, but fun.

Now that this war is over, I expect to see some crimes. There are no more Deathnotes, at all, anywhere. (That we know of) so N and I should be fine. Should.

Well, lets see if that killer in the Lower Capital was more than an isolated incident.
#1236 - ghostofmikail (02/22/2013) [-]
'ello there.
User avatar #1257 to #1236 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
Long story short, I'm not sure if I'm uncomfortable with being male, or just uncomfortable with being me.

So I'm not sure if I should make such a permanent step.
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
I'd wait a few years, then.

If you still have doubts about your gender, then start to take the necessary steps.
User avatar #1259 to #1258 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
Before the permanent change, I'd have to go a year of taking hormone pills that would gradually lean me towards the opposite sex anyways.

So maybe then I could figure out if I'm comfortable with it or not.

If not, I can just stop taking the pills. I'd be left with some of the side effects, though...
User avatar #1260 to #1259 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
Live and learn, I suppose.
User avatar #1261 to #1260 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
With a smaller penis and breasts (sort of)
User avatar #1262 to #1261 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
Penises are a wonderful thing.
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
Less wonderful when they're shrunken down from taking hormones pills.
User avatar #1264 to #1263 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
...
Now I have weird mental images.
User avatar #1265 to #1264 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
I give those to Ben all the time.
User avatar #1266 to #1265 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
I never give any to Ian.
Because, well, yeah.
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
I think I'll go play Sims 3 now. Add me on Steam if you want. Though I might already have you...
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't think so, Morgan.
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
Well, my username is just Discord Whooves if you'd like to add me. My avatar on Steam is the same as here as well.
#1239 to #1238 - discordwhooves (02/22/2013) [-]
Not much. Just ate dinner. Talking to my boyfriend.

You?
#1240 to #1239 - ghostofmikail (02/22/2013) [-]
Nothing. Wishing I could talk to mine.
#1241 to #1240 - discordwhooves (02/22/2013) [-]
He just got back from crew, so that's the only reason I'm able to talk to him.
#1242 to #1241 - ghostofmikail (02/22/2013) [-]
Mine gets very distracted and busy.
#1243 to #1242 - discordwhooves (02/22/2013) [-]
Mine has 5 tulpae running around his head.
#1245 to #1244 - discordwhooves (02/22/2013) [-]
Well....guess yours has mine beat.
User avatar #1246 to #1245 - ghostofmikail (02/22/2013) [-]
In that aspect, yes.

I believe it was my boyfriend who told yours about it.
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - discordwhooves (02/22/2013) [-]
You know mine, but I'm not entirely sure I know yours....
User avatar #1248 to #1247 - ghostofmikail (02/22/2013) [-]
I call him Ian.
User avatar #1249 to #1248 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
So, he's not on Funnyjunk? Because I don't know anyone named Ian.
User avatar #1250 to #1249 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
He is.

Berrypie.
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
Not familiar with him, unfortunately. Perhaps I should be.
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
Perhaps you should indeed.

Enough about our lovers; tell me a bit about yourself.
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
There's not much to tell, really. I'm not a very exciting person.

The only unique thing I have at the moment is that I'm transgender.
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
So I've heard. That's interesting. MTF?
User avatar #1255 to #1254 - discordwhooves (02/23/2013) [-]
Male to Female, yes. Though i'm still a little on the fence about that.
User avatar #1256 to #1255 - ghostofmikail (02/23/2013) [-]
How so?
#1226 - cpthitsugaya ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Good evening sir! How're you doing?
#1228 to #1226 - discordwhooves (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty good. I was just heading to bed, though.
#1229 to #1228 - cpthitsugaya ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Stop right there mr.gorbachev! Maybe I wanna talk?
#1230 to #1229 - discordwhooves (02/18/2013) [-]
Maybe it's nearly Midnight and I need to wake up at 6 AM?
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - cpthitsugaya ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Oh my bad, I dont have school tomorrow so I've got like... nothing to do!

then talk to me tomorrow!
#1232 to #1231 - discordwhooves (02/18/2013) [-]
I do have school tomorrow, unfortunately, though it's only a three day week, so that'll be nice.
User avatar #1233 to #1232 - cpthitsugaya ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
I've got a four day week, and next week is my b-day

so Im pretty excited for that
#1224 - hangingtree ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry about filling up your page with me and.... Octavia. Didn't mean too.
#1225 to #1224 - discordwhooves (02/17/2013) [-]
It's alright. No harm done.
#1227 to #1225 - lightingeagle (02/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't stop Octavia from wanting to apologize.
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