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#2927761 - Yeah, I sent a request. Haven't been accepted...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on MLP Friendly Board +1
User avatar #2927762 - ground (04/01/2013) [-]
#2927759 - Goodness this place is deserted. Guess that's what ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2013 on MLP Friendly Board +1
User avatar #2927761 - discordedwhooves (04/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I sent a request.

Haven't been accepted...
User avatar #2927762 - ground (04/01/2013) [-]
#2171330 - I just hate the camera and wooden controls in the older games.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
User avatar #2171431 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
Meh,
I grew up with them so they don't bother me all that much.
Once I get really into the game I barely notice things like that.
#2171313 - That's part of what makes it so scary, though. You ha… 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#2171245 - Games that play well, then.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
User avatar #2171307 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
Ouch....
User avatar #2171330 - discordedwhooves (12/05/2012) [-]
I just hate the camera and wooden controls in the older games. It's supposed to be a way to make it scarier, which I can understand, but I feel there are far better ways than doing something as unnatural as that.
User avatar #2171431 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
Meh,
I grew up with them so they don't bother me all that much.
Once I get really into the game I barely notice things like that.
#2171232 - But I don't do that...  [+] (10 new replies) 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +1
#2171565 - xdeadpoolx (12/05/2012) [-]
#2171559 - xyifer (12/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2171562 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
...his post, not mine
User avatar #2171592 - fellfox (12/05/2012) [-]
i was giving it to ya so you could post it
#2171472 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
#2171459 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
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#2171253 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
#2171212 - More games need enemies like that... they hunt you throughout,…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
User avatar #2171258 - seniorawesomesauce (12/05/2012) [-]
A lot of survival horror games are like that, they're just not... "actiony" like metroid fusion
User avatar #2171313 - discordedwhooves (12/05/2012) [-]
That's part of what makes it so scary, though.

You have all of these weapons, all of these abilities, have taken on all of these monsters... but then this thing is here. Absolutely untouchable.

Also there should be more with less set-pieces. More just, you guys happened to be in the same area.
User avatar #2171224 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
*cough*
Nemesis
*cough*
User avatar #2171249 - seniorawesomesauce (12/05/2012) [-]
Come to think of it, Metroid Fusion is more like a survival horror game at this point
User avatar #2171300 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
It really does.

That game actually scared me when I played it.
Like the Hidden Sector?

I didn't want to play that part it was too scary for me.
User avatar #2171245 - discordedwhooves (12/05/2012) [-]
Games that play well, then.
User avatar #2171307 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
Ouch....
User avatar #2171330 - discordedwhooves (12/05/2012) [-]
I just hate the camera and wooden controls in the older games. It's supposed to be a way to make it scarier, which I can understand, but I feel there are far better ways than doing something as unnatural as that.
User avatar #2171431 - boltam (12/05/2012) [-]
Meh,
I grew up with them so they don't bother me all that much.
Once I get really into the game I barely notice things like that.
#2171194 - I never thought floating about space doing nothing would leave…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/05/2012 on MLP Friendly Board +2
#2171214 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
well, if you flail about, then you'd probably get tired
#2171232 - discordedwhooves (12/05/2012) [-]
But I don't do that...
#2171565 - xdeadpoolx (12/05/2012) [-]
#2171559 - xyifer (12/05/2012) [-]
#2171509 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
#2171532 - fellfox (12/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #2171562 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
...his post, not mine
User avatar #2171592 - fellfox (12/05/2012) [-]
i was giving it to ya so you could post it
#2171472 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
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#2171253 - xoyv (12/05/2012) [-]
#2157764 - Fetishes or kinks are always weird. I've heard so much weirder… 12/04/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#2157647 - Well, it sounds reasonable to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2012 on MLP Friendly Board 0
#2157671 - boltam (12/04/2012) [-]

Wait, seriously?

I would of thought that that would be a weird one..
#2157764 - discordedwhooves (12/04/2012) [-]
Fetishes or kinks are always weird. I've heard so much weirder. I have weirder. No shame in them at all.

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#328 - enderslayer (11/07/2013) [-]
Hello, Discorded.
User avatar #325 - thegentleluger (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello dear friend.

#281 - cometfire (11/27/2012) [-]
Hello, Discorded.
#282 to #281 - discordedwhooves (11/27/2012) [-]
Yes, what is it?
#283 to #282 - cometfire (11/27/2012) [-]
You seem lonely, ol' chap.
#284 to #283 - discordedwhooves (11/27/2012) [-]
What- what in the hell would make you say that? I'm fine! In fact, I prefer to be alone! So... just... tell me what you want and go!
#285 to #284 - cometfire (11/27/2012) [-]
You shouldn't travel alone.
#286 to #285 - discordedwhooves (11/27/2012) [-]
I don't travel much anymore... just float about.
#287 to #286 - cometfire (11/27/2012) [-]
I like to float.
#290 to #288 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]
wanna play the rape game?
#292 to #291 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]






so feisty..I hope you bite
#293 to #292 - discordedwhooves (11/28/2012) [-]
You don't listen very well, do you?

I said GO THE HELL AWAY!
#294 to #293 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]
*pounces* You play the rape game really well!
#295 to #294 - discordedwhooves (11/28/2012) [-]
Will you get off of me and get away fro me?!

Why the hell do you people insist on bothering me like I'm playing some sort of game?!
#296 to #295 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]
You're just so cute when you're grumpy.

Now bite the pillow. I'm going in dry.
#297 to #296 - discordedwhooves (11/28/2012) [-]
You'll do no such thing!
#298 to #297 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]
*pins* gotcha
#299 to #298 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]
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#300 to #299 - discordedwhooves (11/28/2012) [-]
Right... good thing that was censored. All of that violence might've traumatized someone.
User avatar #245 - thegentleluger (11/26/2012) [-]
Ever thought of cuddling with Ananta and Miss Sparkle in the same bed?
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#218 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
Sup Doctor!
Sup Doctor!
#239 to #218 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
That sounds like a bad idea.
#240 to #239 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
Or I could just kill you instead..
#219 to #218 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
And what in the bloody hell do you want?
#220 to #219 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
Well somebody's pissy... I just came by to see how you were doing...
#221 to #220 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
My existence is hell anymore, and some seem to be in the mood for bothering the hell out of me.

So, yes, I'm awfully pissy right now.
#222 to #221 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
You wanna talk about it?
#223 to #222 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
I've done plenty of talking... and not a damn word helps.
#224 to #223 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
Have you ever thought of doing something instead of talking about it?
#225 to #224 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
I'll tell you what I've told everyone else: if doing nothing still ruins so much, then doing something will no doubt make it so much worse.
#226 to #225 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
But you don't know unless you TRY!

For all you know, you could actually ENJOY yourself!
#227 to #226 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
You're right... I probably would. Just to make it all the worse when it crashes down on me.
#228 to #227 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
STOP BEING A DEPRESSING PERSON AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!
STOP BEING A DEPRESSING PERSON AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING!
#230 to #229 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
SO HELP ME I WILL HIT YOU WITH THIS
#231 to #230 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
That wouldn't do much good.
#232 to #231 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty damn sure shoving it up your ass will make you do something
#233 to #232 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Would make me get you the hell away from me, but that's about it.
#234 to #233 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
Fine, I'll just use the wind to make your sorry ass do something
#235 to #234 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Yeah knock me about... that'd help.
#236 to #235 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
I never said I'd knock you out... I'd just use the wind to make you leave the damn TARDIS...
#238 to #237 - psikid (11/25/2012) [-]
Force you to spend time with other people!
#198 to #197 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Where are you getting these?!
#199 to #198 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
Translation: Making them on my own.
User avatar #201 to #200 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
Translation?
#202 to #201 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Oooooooooh, so you don't speak Gallifreyan? Heheh... well it just says: "I see."
User avatar #203 to #202 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
You caught me? What do you want?
(Rhetorical)

Anywho. How are you?
#204 to #203 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Fine, I suppose... right, that'd be a lie, but things are at least quiet for now.

Hopefully they'll stay that way...
User avatar #205 to #204 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
Glad to hear.
Do anything special for Thanksgiving?
#207 to #205 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Well, other than my usual knocking about in here... not much. I wanted a nice big feast, but this body doesn't take too kindly to meats, and these flat teeth can't chew 'em worth a damn anyway. It'd take so long... so I just... hid away up in here wishing so dearly I had gone to the US when I had the chance to have the feel they all talked about.

You?
User avatar #208 to #207 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
Went to my grandma's with my parents. Just us, no one else. Had a nice meal and I went to talk to my friend, Joe, a bit.


What about soy turkey? Can you eat that?
#209 to #208 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
Ew, no. That stuff is disgusting... rotten.
User avatar #210 to #209 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
It is...But if you ever get desperate................

Anyway.

How's sexy your Type 40 TARDIS?
#211 to #210 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
She's beautiful... sexy, and looks out for me, because she won't ever leave or betray me. She does so much for me...and I do love her. So, she's wonderful, I think, despite dealing with me.
User avatar #212 to #211 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
You two are made for each other.
Where would she be without you Doctor? She'd be used in the war, destroyed then casted aside like junk. But. You saw the beauty in her, Doctor. You saw the potential.
Love at first sight they would say.
You saved her. And she saved you....

Sorry, I don't know where that came from, I am usually not THAT cheesy. But you get my point.
#214 to #212 - discordedwhooves (11/25/2012) [-]
No, it's quite fine. Mostly due... to the fact I can't help, but agree with you entirely~
User avatar #215 to #214 - thegentleluger (11/25/2012) [-]
Well.
Glad to make you happy.

I gotta go look at Jack playing naked hide and seek with Ianto.

Have a good one.
User avatar #183 - phanact, master of orange objects (11/23/2012) [-]
Whats wrong?

And I'll reply in a second
User avatar #177 - phanact, master of orange objects (11/23/2012) [-]
I guess I'd be interested but I'd be replying slowly and what not

#167 - thegentleluger (11/22/2012) [-]
Hello
Hello
#168 to #167 - discordedwhooves (11/22/2012) [-]
What?

Also be aware I haven't started the seventh season yet, so just keep that in mind. Otherwise I am caught up, though.
#169 to #168 - thegentleluger (11/22/2012) [-]
Your mane.

It is so pretty
User avatar #171 to #170 - thegentleluger (11/22/2012) [-]
Also Doctor plot is best plot.
*Tosses stick of butter into your face*

Now shaddup and enjoy ze buttery goodness.
#172 to #171 - discordedwhooves (11/22/2012) [-]
Fine.

... Anything else?
User avatar #173 to #172 - thegentleluger (11/22/2012) [-]
Have you ever put your bow in your mane? Just to see how pretty it would look?
#174 to #173 - discordedwhooves (11/22/2012) [-]
Are you bonkers?

No!
User avatar #175 to #174 - thegentleluger (11/22/2012) [-]
Not even once as a mare?
#176 to #175 - discordedwhooves (11/22/2012) [-]
I can't remember much from when I was a mare. Maybe I did... probably.
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