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Date Signed Up:12/04/2012
Last Login:5/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#5334
Comment Ranking:#5908
Highest Content Rank:#941
Highest Comment Rank:#234
Content Thumbs: 3267 total,  3947 ,  680
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Content Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:271850
Times Content Favorited:264 times
Total Comments Made:1188
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latest user's comments

#1 - the warm of your egg is inside enough butt to an hardboil 7 hours ago on Egg +1
#25 - i tell her my Sigrid, comrade, eef ju know hwat i mean 05/29/2015 on looks like im going to italy +1
#21 - yeeeeeeeeeeeee 05/29/2015 on Apparently Impressed +6
#34 - oh  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Leo should've gotten the Oscar +2
#91 - Absolute Madman (22 hours ago) [-]
The bluer you are, the more ballin you are
#139 - ilovegayponysex (6 hours ago) [-]
Ballin check
#31 - what does it mean  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Leo should've gotten the Oscar 0
#33 - monsoons (05/29/2015) [-]
what the blueness of your name? its how old your account is as far as im aware
#34 - disasterbater (05/29/2015) [-]
oh
#91 - Absolute Madman (22 hours ago) [-]
The bluer you are, the more ballin you are
#139 - ilovegayponysex (6 hours ago) [-]
Ballin check
#30 - yes it is 05/29/2015 on Leo should've gotten the Oscar +1
#27 - This was retarded that people thought this movie after Leo.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/29/2015 on Leo should've gotten the Oscar +40
#28 - monsoons (05/29/2015) [-]
is that bronson?
#30 - disasterbater (05/29/2015) [-]
yes it is
#29 - monsoons (05/29/2015) [-]
also good lord my name has turned slightly blue this is a revelation to me
#31 - disasterbater (05/29/2015) [-]
what does it mean
#33 - monsoons (05/29/2015) [-]
what the blueness of your name? its how old your account is as far as im aware
#34 - disasterbater (05/29/2015) [-]
oh
#91 - Absolute Madman (22 hours ago) [-]
The bluer you are, the more ballin you are
#139 - ilovegayponysex (6 hours ago) [-]
Ballin check
#7 - what the **** is that, im glad my blockbuster rental di…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on But it do 0
User avatar #8 - shaunata (05/29/2015) [-]
The waterwraith (I prefer the name water rape) was a boss that would appear in the submerged castle cave in the perplexing pool level. After a certain amount of sublevels and after a certain amount of time, this monstrosity spawns. It goes after you and will instakill your pickmin with its rollers. It is invicinble until you use purple pickmin to attack it at the end of the cave. video is for gameplay footage of him , fast foward to 5:00 and lower your volume, it is commentated with a guy that freaks out. https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#9 - coffinsalesman (05/29/2015) [-]
It looks like a shoggoth humping a pair of trash bins
#10 - shaunata (05/29/2015) [-]
#9 - Ford this mean they sit when they stand? yes, the fact t… 05/28/2015 on safety first 0
#14 - That's what these are for, dummy! if you gotta transport a cou… 05/28/2015 on well.. if it fits! +23

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#14 - youlikeme (09/16/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
I don't understand how you could get away with posting essentially the same comment 20 times
#16 to #15 - youlikeme (09/16/2014) [-]
Take this as some sort of trophy. This is just insane.
#17 to #16 - disasterbater (09/16/2014) [-]
haha ill keep it forever. you should try it some time, you never know what will happen. pick out a good newly-posted content and pun that **** to death
#11 - itsthetie (09/16/2014) [-]
Oy, sorry about the delay. Doodled this from scratch, hope it's good enough.
#12 to #11 - disasterbater (09/16/2014) [-]
******* perfect, thanks man.
User avatar #13 to #12 - itsthetie (09/16/2014) [-]
no problem man
User avatar #9 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
u good
#10 to #9 - disasterbater (09/14/2014) [-]
naw u good
#6 - ryusei ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You glorious ************ .
#7 to #6 - disasterbater (09/13/2014) [-]
I moustache you a question: do you always dress your bananas that way? and thank you very much.
#8 to #7 - ryusei ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Why yes sir, yes i do.
#4 - ohmeghon ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Holy **** that omegle win.
#5 to #4 - disasterbater (09/13/2014) [-]
im tasting the glory.
#3 - psychadelicsnake (08/17/2014) [-]
If i knew more I would speak up.   
   
But probably in the near future once I do end up working for the CDC and you make another comp of interesting people   
   
I might be the guy to have another bubonic plague outbreak
If i knew more I would speak up.

But probably in the near future once I do end up working for the CDC and you make another comp of interesting people

I might be the guy to have another bubonic plague outbreak
#1 - procrasturbate (07/26/2014) [-]
Ay m8. Get rekt
Ay m8. Get rekt
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