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Date Signed Up:12/04/2012
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#6362
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Highest Content Rank:#941
Highest Comment Rank:#234
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Content Level Progress: 9% (9/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 267 Comments: Pure Win → Level 268 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:268990
Times Content Favorited:266 times
Total Comments Made:1150
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latest user's comments

#229 - no reference to coconuts within hawaiian proverb? 23 hours ago on nice meme lardass +1
#53 - Do it.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on FJ Movie night? +33
User avatar #67 - atrocitustheking (03/20/2015) [-]
I second "The Room." If not, you'll be tearing me apart.
User avatar #112 - chillybilly (03/20/2015) [-]
I did naht
User avatar #142 - sphincterface (03/20/2015) [-]
Oh hai Mark.
#1176 - **disasterbater rolled user pyyro ** it's fate  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... +1
#1177 - pyyro (03/15/2015) [-]
#56 - the book "The Lion's Game" by Nelson Demille was pub…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on J.. f... c..'. m... s....... +4
User avatar #78 - wthree (03/08/2015) [-]
Plot summary for the first episode of the Lone Gunmen, a spin-off from the X-files, named after a part of the JFK conspiracy:

"While The Lone Gunmen are thwarted in their attempt to steal a computer chip by Yves Adele Harlow, John Fitzgerald Byers receives news of his father's death and the trio soon find themselves unravelling a government conspiracy concerning an attempt to fly a commercial aircraft into the Twin Towers, with increased arms sales for the United States as an intended result."

Original airdate: March 4, 2001
User avatar #61 - Sterski (03/08/2015) [-]
In Deus Ex, hardware limitations meant that in the first level, the New York skyline didn't have the twin towers. The game explained this away as a terrorist attack.
#27 - well i thought it was really funny  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Creative Title -2
#31 - imjared (03/06/2015) [-]
no you didn't
#480 - last picture is Sharbat Gula, the picture was taken when she w… 03/04/2015 on unique eyes +1
#1676 - **disasterbater used "*roll rpg name*"** **disasterbater ro… 02/20/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#3 - Comment deleted 02/14/2015 on Chocolate butts 0
#6 - off to go kill him  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on He became aware +101
#17 - borderlineparanoid (02/13/2015) [-]
*grumble grumble* "CUNT" *grumble grumble*
#12 - ocdrawer (02/13/2015) [-]
Found the cunt Fuck yeah, charlie bronson
#14 - i see you ridin' 'round town with the girl i love and … 02/07/2015 on ball can wait, staring... 0

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#14 - youlikeme (09/16/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
I don't understand how you could get away with posting essentially the same comment 20 times
#16 to #15 - youlikeme (09/16/2014) [-]
Take this as some sort of trophy. This is just insane.
#17 to #16 - disasterbater (09/16/2014) [-]
haha ill keep it forever. you should try it some time, you never know what will happen. pick out a good newly-posted content and pun that **** to death
#11 - itsthetie (09/16/2014) [-]
Oy, sorry about the delay. Doodled this from scratch, hope it's good enough.
#12 to #11 - disasterbater (09/16/2014) [-]
******* perfect, thanks man.
User avatar #13 to #12 - itsthetie (09/16/2014) [-]
no problem man
User avatar #9 - tomahawkkit (09/14/2014) [-]
u good
#10 to #9 - disasterbater (09/14/2014) [-]
naw u good
#6 - ryusei ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
You glorious ************ .
#7 to #6 - disasterbater (09/13/2014) [-]
I moustache you a question: do you always dress your bananas that way? and thank you very much.
#8 to #7 - ryusei ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Why yes sir, yes i do.
#4 - ohmeghon (09/13/2014) [-]
Holy **** that omegle win.
#5 to #4 - disasterbater (09/13/2014) [-]
im tasting the glory.
#3 - psychadelicsnake ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
If i knew more I would speak up.   
   
But probably in the near future once I do end up working for the CDC and you make another comp of interesting people   
   
I might be the guy to have another bubonic plague outbreak
If i knew more I would speak up.

But probably in the near future once I do end up working for the CDC and you make another comp of interesting people

I might be the guy to have another bubonic plague outbreak
#1 - procrasturbate (07/26/2014) [-]
Ay m8. Get rekt
Ay m8. Get rekt
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