Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

dirtycowboyxx

Rank #25994 on Subscribers
dirtycowboyxx Avatar Level 241 Content: Doinitrite
Offline
Send mail to dirtycowboyxx Block dirtycowboyxx Invite dirtycowboyxx to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/21/2012
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Oklahoma US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 41994 total,  44904 ,  2910
Comment Thumbs: 425 total,  707 ,  282
Content Level Progress: 98.5% (985/1000)
Level 241 Content: Doinitrite → Level 242 Content: Doinitrite
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 142 Comments: Faptastic → Level 143 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:2
Content Views:1037065
Times Content Favorited:2610 times
Total Comments Made:264
FJ Points:42428
Favorite Tags: zee tags (8) | The Game (3) | zeee tags (3) | one (2)

latest user's comments

#331 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 515** 04/26/2012 on For Fun 0
#330 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 880** 04/26/2012 on For Fun 0
#40 - Raichu, Alakazam, Blastoise, Umbreon, Gengar, Typhlosion. 04/26/2012 on What's yours? 0
#6 - ******* Lold thumb thumb thumb 04/26/2012 on Me playing Pokemon +1
#178 - Delivered.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Newton Logic +51
#381 - anonymous (04/24/2012) [-]
No it's Digorno
#240 - critique (04/24/2012) [-]
#219 - dylanmart (04/24/2012) [-]
#187 - loneranger (04/24/2012) [-]
#186 - aakn (04/24/2012) [-]
#162 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 55** dubs and i buy funnyjunk a pizza  [+] (14 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Newton Logic +69
#178 - dirtycowboyxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Delivered.
#381 - anonymous (04/24/2012) [-]
No it's Digorno
#240 - critique (04/24/2012) [-]
#219 - dylanmart (04/24/2012) [-]
#187 - loneranger (04/24/2012) [-]
#186 - aakn (04/24/2012) [-]
#176 - rustled (04/24/2012) [-]
peetza pls
#172 - deathplayer has deleted their comment.
#171 - ryanroyazzopardi (04/24/2012) [-]
**ryanroyazzopardi rolled a random image posted in comment #222 at He would've been a great father ** DELIVAR
#175 - allthesmalltits has deleted their comment.
#170 - ThpiderMan (04/24/2012) [-]
#228 - anonymous (04/24/2012) [-]
did somebody say...pizza?
User avatar #164 - xxxmisterxxx (04/24/2012) [-]
With tuna pls
#212 - rainbowrush (04/24/2012) [-]
#6 - A Clockwork Orange FTW 04/24/2012 on classical music +3
#573 - Finally someone said it. 04/24/2012 on Avengers vs Justice League 0
#546 - Wrong. Just ultimately wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on Avengers vs Justice League 0
User avatar #548 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
How?
#509 - Aren't all fights hand to hand? Thor would get destroyed by su…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Avengers vs Justice League 0
#672 - unfamous (04/24/2012) [-]
Thor doesn't need his hammer for his powers anymore, they got rid of that plot [url deleted] fact, he is now the one that powers his hammer not the other way around. I don't see how you are saying superman is stronger than Thor. Thor was actually made with superman in mind, Stan Lee wanted to make marvel's version of superman and designed him to be the strongest hero in the marvel universe. Thor can break planets apart with his bare hands and wrestle the hulk into submission without his hammer, I'd say they are about equal in terms of strength. Also the biometric field that gives superman his power is weak to magic, which all of thor's strength derives from. That right there clenches it, thor is powered by the one of the few things superman is powerless against.
User avatar #524 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
Thor is the strongest of gods. Fuckin' gods. He can also go into his Warrior Madness state, where his strength and endurance would increase tenfold. He also has his Belt of Strength, which doubles his strength and endurance. Thor doesn't even need his hammer. Superman wouldn't be able to rip Mjolnir out of Thor's "puny fingers". He could hold on for a lot longer than superman could pull. If Superman managed to actually hurt him (even though he is nearly invulnerable to physical attacks), he could just regenerate instantly. The only person in the justice league that would stand a chance is The Flash.
User avatar #546 - dirtycowboyxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Wrong. Just ultimately wrong.
User avatar #548 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
How?
#460 - Silver Surfer = Damn near invincible. 04/23/2012 on Avengers vs Justice League 0
#456 - Thor doesn't have **** on The Man of Steel. I'm s…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Avengers vs Justice League 0
User avatar #481 - cshp (04/23/2012) [-]
Thor is the best fighter out of all of the gods of the Norse Pantheon. Superman has no protection from Thor's attacks (unless it was hand-to-hand). Thor has lived for millenia, so he is probably smarter than Superman, he has his powers everywhere and he fought the frost giants for nine months straight without having to rest. They both travel at the same speed also.
#509 - dirtycowboyxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Aren't all fights hand to hand? Thor would get destroyed by superman hand to hand. Frost Giants aren't superman. And Thor isn't anything with mjolnir, take away the hammer take away the powers. Superman far surpasses him in strength, so he could rip it from Thor's puny fingers. And as far as intelligence Superman is from a far advanced alien planet so while Thor is limited to knowledge within earths realms Superman has a bit more knowledge of the universe. Thor just doesn't have shit on Superman. If it came down to it, Superman is the winner.
#672 - unfamous (04/24/2012) [-]
Thor doesn't need his hammer for his powers anymore, they got rid of that plot [url deleted] fact, he is now the one that powers his hammer not the other way around. I don't see how you are saying superman is stronger than Thor. Thor was actually made with superman in mind, Stan Lee wanted to make marvel's version of superman and designed him to be the strongest hero in the marvel universe. Thor can break planets apart with his bare hands and wrestle the hulk into submission without his hammer, I'd say they are about equal in terms of strength. Also the biometric field that gives superman his power is weak to magic, which all of thor's strength derives from. That right there clenches it, thor is powered by the one of the few things superman is powerless against.
User avatar #524 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
Thor is the strongest of gods. Fuckin' gods. He can also go into his Warrior Madness state, where his strength and endurance would increase tenfold. He also has his Belt of Strength, which doubles his strength and endurance. Thor doesn't even need his hammer. Superman wouldn't be able to rip Mjolnir out of Thor's "puny fingers". He could hold on for a lot longer than superman could pull. If Superman managed to actually hurt him (even though he is nearly invulnerable to physical attacks), he could just regenerate instantly. The only person in the justice league that would stand a chance is The Flash.
User avatar #546 - dirtycowboyxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Wrong. Just ultimately wrong.
User avatar #548 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
How?
#47 - justice league.... superman would stomp the hulk. Green lanter…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Avengers vs Justice League +7
User avatar #426 - cshp (04/23/2012) [-]
I could throw a wooden knife at the Green Lantern's head and kill him. Iron man would just shoot a repulsor (which is yellow in the comics) and the Green Lantern would paint the walls. Superman could "stomp the Hulk", but he wouldn't stand a chance against Thor.
User avatar #456 - dirtycowboyxx (04/23/2012) [-]
Thor doesn't have shit on The Man of Steel. I'm sorry but you are a botard. Just because Thor is a God doesn't make him king of fighting and comic books. Don't get me wrong it be down to the wire but Sups is just all around smarter, stronger, faster, and I'm pretty sure Daft Punk is never wrong.
User avatar #481 - cshp (04/23/2012) [-]
Thor is the best fighter out of all of the gods of the Norse Pantheon. Superman has no protection from Thor's attacks (unless it was hand-to-hand). Thor has lived for millenia, so he is probably smarter than Superman, he has his powers everywhere and he fought the frost giants for nine months straight without having to rest. They both travel at the same speed also.
#509 - dirtycowboyxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Aren't all fights hand to hand? Thor would get destroyed by superman hand to hand. Frost Giants aren't superman. And Thor isn't anything with mjolnir, take away the hammer take away the powers. Superman far surpasses him in strength, so he could rip it from Thor's puny fingers. And as far as intelligence Superman is from a far advanced alien planet so while Thor is limited to knowledge within earths realms Superman has a bit more knowledge of the universe. Thor just doesn't have shit on Superman. If it came down to it, Superman is the winner.
#672 - unfamous (04/24/2012) [-]
Thor doesn't need his hammer for his powers anymore, they got rid of that plot [url deleted] fact, he is now the one that powers his hammer not the other way around. I don't see how you are saying superman is stronger than Thor. Thor was actually made with superman in mind, Stan Lee wanted to make marvel's version of superman and designed him to be the strongest hero in the marvel universe. Thor can break planets apart with his bare hands and wrestle the hulk into submission without his hammer, I'd say they are about equal in terms of strength. Also the biometric field that gives superman his power is weak to magic, which all of thor's strength derives from. That right there clenches it, thor is powered by the one of the few things superman is powerless against.
User avatar #524 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
Thor is the strongest of gods. Fuckin' gods. He can also go into his Warrior Madness state, where his strength and endurance would increase tenfold. He also has his Belt of Strength, which doubles his strength and endurance. Thor doesn't even need his hammer. Superman wouldn't be able to rip Mjolnir out of Thor's "puny fingers". He could hold on for a lot longer than superman could pull. If Superman managed to actually hurt him (even though he is nearly invulnerable to physical attacks), he could just regenerate instantly. The only person in the justice league that would stand a chance is The Flash.
User avatar #546 - dirtycowboyxx (04/24/2012) [-]
Wrong. Just ultimately wrong.
User avatar #548 - cshp (04/24/2012) [-]
How?
User avatar #201 - jinjo (04/23/2012) [-]
wrong.

the cosmic cube, infinity gems and infinity gauntlet are many times more powerful that any lantern ring.
#128 - unfamous (04/23/2012) [-]
Thor would beat superman to a pulp. But yeah the green lantern would lock it down. Probably the only hero in marvel who could match up would be the silver surfer.
User avatar #460 - dirtycowboyxx (04/23/2012) [-]
Silver Surfer = Damn near invincible.
User avatar #48 - misterblack (04/23/2012) [-]
And Batman is just Batman.
#79 - Comment deleted 04/23/2012 on Kids 0
#110 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 885,024,721** 04/23/2012 on Swag over 9000 -2
#106 - This is probably the only thing ive ever laughed at on funnyju… 04/23/2012 on Swag over 9000 0
#302 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 81** dubs and we hang him 04/21/2012 on Could go both ways -3
#2 - If it fits it ships, bro. 04/20/2012 on Wallpaper? 0
#98 - hahahahaha! Lol'd! 04/20/2012 on Little people. 0
#25 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 77** dubz  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Being a father +8
#42 - abzz has deleted their comment.
#45 - **dirtycowboyxx rolls 558** Trips. check um  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on thought it was cool... -1
#46 - narkyelite has deleted their comment.
#4 - Damn FJ is kickin ass today! I love good OC 04/19/2012 on nope. +7
#11 - hahahahahaha ****** lol'd. made my day op! 04/19/2012 on Look out! 0
#17 - thanks man totally kick ass!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on thought it was cool... +1
User avatar #18 - chrisfloyd (04/19/2012) [-]
Just giving back to the community.
#219 - trollolololololol 04/19/2012 on Every Leo movie 0
[ 259 Total ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #1 - katiewoman (06/15/2012) [-]
Are you dirty in the sense that you rarely bathe, or are you dirty in the sense that you are carefree and promiscuous in the bedroom?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dirtycowboyxx (06/15/2012) [-]
Carefree and promiscuous of course! HA
 Friends (0)