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#59 - "Children from all over the neighbourhood come to play in… 08/04/2014 on Well... shit +29
#145890 - We like cashiers and video game developers. They live. 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145888 - Imagine it though. Walking down the road with no one stand…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145889 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
But who will fill my supermarket or make new video games
User avatar #145890 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We like cashiers and video game developers.
They live.
#145886 - We need another ice age or something which only targets people…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145887 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
Ehhh, as much as I hate people, lots of them are necessary for me to continue living a simple life.
User avatar #145888 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine it though.
Walking down the road with no one standing in your way.
Sitting on a bench and no have to hear people's idiotic conversations.
No government.
User avatar #145889 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
But who will fill my supermarket or make new video games
User avatar #145890 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We like cashiers and video game developers.
They live.
#145884 - I work at a rides park and I make an effort to be the cheeries…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145885 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
I think part of the problem is that some/most people think they are better than other people, so don't feel really bad and don't think twice about being inconsiderate. Either that or they were never taught "manners" when they were young.
User avatar #145886 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We need another ice age or something which only targets people we don't like.
User avatar #145887 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
Ehhh, as much as I hate people, lots of them are necessary for me to continue living a simple life.
User avatar #145888 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine it though.
Walking down the road with no one standing in your way.
Sitting on a bench and no have to hear people's idiotic conversations.
No government.
User avatar #145889 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
But who will fill my supermarket or make new video games
User avatar #145890 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We like cashiers and video game developers.
They live.
#145879 - I think that's about right. Walking down the road I feel …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145882 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
>Driving home from work
>Other people texting while driving
>My car was cheap, I could ram them off the road and I wouldn't really care, they're endangering everybody around them for their own shitty selfish reasons, I should take them off the road before they can take someone else off the road.

>Entering a coffee shop
>Hold the door for like 6 people
>No "thank you's"
>Tempted to just yell out "you're welcome"

etc. etc.

The only thing keeping me sane is knowing that not EVERYBODY is like this, just the vast majority.
User avatar #145884 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
I work at a rides park and I make an effort to be the cheeriest, most helpful operator I can be. The children are fine, but when the parents ignorantly ignore me, that fucking angers me. These are the people who teach the next generation to be rude.

I just don't understand why people can't be considerate?

I say that but I am the most blunt person which can come across as cold and hostile...
Hypocracy.
User avatar #145885 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
I think part of the problem is that some/most people think they are better than other people, so don't feel really bad and don't think twice about being inconsiderate. Either that or they were never taught "manners" when they were young.
User avatar #145886 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We need another ice age or something which only targets people we don't like.
User avatar #145887 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
Ehhh, as much as I hate people, lots of them are necessary for me to continue living a simple life.
User avatar #145888 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine it though.
Walking down the road with no one standing in your way.
Sitting on a bench and no have to hear people's idiotic conversations.
No government.
User avatar #145889 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
But who will fill my supermarket or make new video games
User avatar #145890 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We like cashiers and video game developers.
They live.
#145875 - We can have tea and biscuits and speculate as to why people ha…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145877 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
I've got the speculations.

>We're bitter people
>We have irrational disdain for people whom we don't even know
>We are stubborn and won't back down on our opinions.
>We are "different" in some way that prejudiced people can't accept.

Any of these accurate?
#145879 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
I think that's about right.
Walking down the road I feel like violently pushing everyone into oncoming traffic. Children and old people alike.
I don't think I'm in the wrong, everyone else is. I just can't stand impolite people, and so many people are so rude.

Shit, man. We need more tea.
User avatar #145882 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
>Driving home from work
>Other people texting while driving
>My car was cheap, I could ram them off the road and I wouldn't really care, they're endangering everybody around them for their own shitty selfish reasons, I should take them off the road before they can take someone else off the road.

>Entering a coffee shop
>Hold the door for like 6 people
>No "thank you's"
>Tempted to just yell out "you're welcome"

etc. etc.

The only thing keeping me sane is knowing that not EVERYBODY is like this, just the vast majority.
User avatar #145884 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
I work at a rides park and I make an effort to be the cheeriest, most helpful operator I can be. The children are fine, but when the parents ignorantly ignore me, that fucking angers me. These are the people who teach the next generation to be rude.

I just don't understand why people can't be considerate?

I say that but I am the most blunt person which can come across as cold and hostile...
Hypocracy.
User avatar #145885 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
I think part of the problem is that some/most people think they are better than other people, so don't feel really bad and don't think twice about being inconsiderate. Either that or they were never taught "manners" when they were young.
User avatar #145886 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We need another ice age or something which only targets people we don't like.
User avatar #145887 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
Ehhh, as much as I hate people, lots of them are necessary for me to continue living a simple life.
User avatar #145888 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine it though.
Walking down the road with no one standing in your way.
Sitting on a bench and no have to hear people's idiotic conversations.
No government.
User avatar #145889 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
But who will fill my supermarket or make new video games
User avatar #145890 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We like cashiers and video game developers.
They live.
#145869 - We should start a club.  [+] (12 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145873 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
Lonely Hearts Club, UNITE!
User avatar #145875 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We can have tea and biscuits and speculate as to why people hate us so much.
I've got the tea and biscuits.
User avatar #145877 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
I've got the speculations.

>We're bitter people
>We have irrational disdain for people whom we don't even know
>We are stubborn and won't back down on our opinions.
>We are "different" in some way that prejudiced people can't accept.

Any of these accurate?
#145879 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
I think that's about right.
Walking down the road I feel like violently pushing everyone into oncoming traffic. Children and old people alike.
I don't think I'm in the wrong, everyone else is. I just can't stand impolite people, and so many people are so rude.

Shit, man. We need more tea.
User avatar #145882 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
>Driving home from work
>Other people texting while driving
>My car was cheap, I could ram them off the road and I wouldn't really care, they're endangering everybody around them for their own shitty selfish reasons, I should take them off the road before they can take someone else off the road.

>Entering a coffee shop
>Hold the door for like 6 people
>No "thank you's"
>Tempted to just yell out "you're welcome"

etc. etc.

The only thing keeping me sane is knowing that not EVERYBODY is like this, just the vast majority.
User avatar #145884 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
I work at a rides park and I make an effort to be the cheeriest, most helpful operator I can be. The children are fine, but when the parents ignorantly ignore me, that fucking angers me. These are the people who teach the next generation to be rude.

I just don't understand why people can't be considerate?

I say that but I am the most blunt person which can come across as cold and hostile...
Hypocracy.
User avatar #145885 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
I think part of the problem is that some/most people think they are better than other people, so don't feel really bad and don't think twice about being inconsiderate. Either that or they were never taught "manners" when they were young.
User avatar #145886 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We need another ice age or something which only targets people we don't like.
User avatar #145887 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
Ehhh, as much as I hate people, lots of them are necessary for me to continue living a simple life.
User avatar #145888 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine it though.
Walking down the road with no one standing in your way.
Sitting on a bench and no have to hear people's idiotic conversations.
No government.
User avatar #145889 - nitroxiii (07/20/2014) [-]
But who will fill my supermarket or make new video games
User avatar #145890 - dinokalz (07/20/2014) [-]
We like cashiers and video game developers.
They live.
#145863 - I have one friend who can stand me. I'm a people person b… 07/20/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#5 - It's like to point out that the first one isn't an infomercial…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Infocomercials.... +3
#22 - schmidtycent (05/22/2014) [-]
...which one was first? Mu dumb ass forgot
User avatar #49 - vuvuzela (05/22/2014) [-]
The one with the woman pouring a bowl of stuff into her bag is supposed to represent carrying everything you eat all day and not being able to release.

At the end of the advert she gets her tablets, looks happy and empties the bags contents in a bin when she gets home.

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#68 - amodestmousecolour (05/08/2012) [-]
no. no. how YOU doin'? ;)
no. no. how YOU doin'? ;)
#69 to #68 - dinokalz (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm very well    
How are you, my dear boy?
I'm very well
How are you, my dear boy?
#64 - amodestmousecolour (05/01/2012) [-]
penelope,    
   
go on msn.   
   
we must video chat.
penelope,

go on msn.

we must video chat.


#65 to #64 - dinokalz (05/02/2012) [-]
Learn the the time differences!!
Learn the the time differences!!
User avatar #66 to #65 - amodestmousecolour (05/02/2012) [-]
boxxy! and if its 624 pm now, what time is it there?
User avatar #67 to #66 - dinokalz (05/03/2012) [-]
I'm 4 hours ahead of you. So it would have been 10.24
#53 - amodestmousecolour (04/30/2012) [-]
ONLY MIDDLE SCHOOL CHILDREN FIND CONDOMS FUNNY.
#54 to #53 - dinokalz (04/30/2012) [-]
**** YOU PENELOPE!!
#55 to #54 - amodestmousecolour (04/30/2012) [-]
BE RIGHT OVER, DOUG.
BE RIGHT OVER, DOUG.
#51 - amodestmousecolour (04/17/2012) [-]
I NEED TO PUT THIS SOMEWHERE BECAUSE IM NOT ON MY LAPTOP.
I NEED TO PUT THIS SOMEWHERE BECAUSE IM NOT ON MY LAPTOP.
User avatar #49 - amodestmousecolour (04/17/2012) [-]
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#46 - amodestmousecolour (04/14/2012) [-]
doug

youre beautiful and i miss you.
#47 to #46 - dinokalz (04/15/2012) [-]
I was wondering if you were avoiding me the other night xD
Miss you too, Penelope.
#48 to #47 - amodestmousecolour (04/17/2012) [-]
no, id never avoid you. i was on my xbox and i dont have a chat pad thingy.

i miss our conversations, honestly. i hope i catch you soon.

<3
User avatar #50 to #48 - dinokalz (04/17/2012) [-]
Pretty much always says you're online xD
I'm online pretty much all the time xD
User avatar #52 to #50 - amodestmousecolour (04/17/2012) [-]
i leave my laptop on most days xp
User avatar #41 to #40 - dinokalz (04/04/2012) [-]
You're up early xD
User avatar #42 to #41 - amodestmousecolour (04/05/2012) [-]
i was indeed.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dinokalz (04/05/2012) [-]
How come?
User avatar #44 to #43 - amodestmousecolour (04/05/2012) [-]
dental exam at 930.:/
User avatar #45 to #44 - dinokalz (04/05/2012) [-]
Ohh, fun stuff xD
User avatar #36 - amodestmousecolour (03/26/2012) [-]
i cant seem to catch you online D:
User avatar #37 to #36 - dinokalz (03/27/2012) [-]
Learnt the time difference yet? I went to sleep at 11 last night, which is about when you finish work xD
#38 to #37 - amodestmousecolour (03/28/2012) [-]
lol im just gonna download messenger on my phone &gt;&lt;
lol im just gonna download messenger on my phone ><
User avatar #39 to #38 - dinokalz (03/28/2012) [-]
Thought you already did?
#33 - amodestmousecolour (03/25/2012) [-]
betcha dont recognize me :3
betcha dont recognize me :3
User avatar #34 to #33 - dinokalz (03/25/2012) [-]
Course I do. Your name is pretty much your email address xD
#35 to #34 - amodestmousecolour (03/26/2012) [-]
d'awwww xD
d'awwww xD
User avatar #16 - dublzz (03/06/2012) [-]
**dublzz rolled user postalchuck ** I want to run away to a foreign country with you and have babies, then eat sheep.

Let's go to ireland.
User avatar #19 to #16 - dinokalz (03/06/2012) [-]
Best place for sheep is Wales. And why do you wish to do this? D:
User avatar #22 to #19 - dublzz (03/06/2012) [-]
Because I rolled you, and I love you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - dinokalz (03/06/2012) [-]
I feel so special!
User avatar #24 to #23 - dublzz (03/06/2012) [-]
Because you are, and I love you.
User avatar #25 to #24 - dinokalz (03/06/2012) [-]
And I love you back
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#15 to #14 - dinokalz (03/05/2012) [-]
Yay! I was getting a bit worried if I'm honest xD    
Glad you're okay though. Did you have fun?
Yay! I was getting a bit worried if I'm honest xD
Glad you're okay though. Did you have fun?
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#18 to #17 - dinokalz (03/06/2012) [-]
How long ago was the operation?
How long ago was the operation?
#20 to #18 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #20 - dinokalz (03/06/2012) [-]
Ahh, recovering quickly? Was is painful?
Ahh, recovering quickly? Was is painful?
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#27 to #26 - dinokalz (03/06/2012) [-]
asdfghyuiopoiudfghiouy xD   
At least the pain killers make your sorta out of it xD I'm glad I've never had proper surgery. I've always thought I'd die or be put in a coma because of a car crash though. Luckily my family doesn't own a car. Unfortunately my best friend's mum isn't a very good driver. WELL, hope you're doing well!
asdfghyuiopoiudfghiouy xD
At least the pain killers make your sorta out of it xD I'm glad I've never had proper surgery. I've always thought I'd die or be put in a coma because of a car crash though. Luckily my family doesn't own a car. Unfortunately my best friend's mum isn't a very good driver. WELL, hope you're doing well!
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#30 to #28 - dinokalz (03/07/2012) [-]
Well it better be soon or you'll have some serious explaining to do!
Well it better be soon or you'll have some serious explaining to do!
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#32 to #31 - dinokalz (03/07/2012) [-]
Gooood :D
Gooood :D
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#11 to #10 - dinokalz (02/16/2012) [-]
I love you too, Penelope dearest.
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#13 to #12 - dinokalz (02/16/2012) [-]
I am okay with this.
#5 - ctom (02/10/2012) [-]
SECRET VALENTINE!!! *hug*
User avatar #6 to #5 - dinokalz (02/11/2012) [-]
Whut? D:
#7 to #6 - ctom (02/11/2012) [-]
haha, it was a post saying something like "roll a user and send them a hug or something in honor of valentines day". i rolled you
User avatar #8 to #7 - dinokalz (02/11/2012) [-]
Oh right, thank you xD
#9 to #8 - ctom (02/11/2012) [-]
anytime
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dinokalz (02/06/2012) [-]
Well, waddya know xD
And yes, I concur.
User avatar #1 - nomorenames (01/29/2012) [-]
y0 xD
User avatar #2 to #1 - dinokalz (01/29/2012) [-]
Hi
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